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[[Image:We heart daniel brandt.jpg|center|We really do!]]
[[Image:Daniel_Brandt.jpg|thumb|PHOTO OF DANIEL BRANDT]]
If [[Jimbo Wales]] is the [[god]] of the [[Wikipedia]] cult, '''Daniel Leslie Brandt''' is the devil who makes them go into [[hissy fit]]s by force-feeding them the apple of truth. As often as you find [[Wikipedophiles]] fapping over the words of Almighty [[Jimbo]], you will also find them crying like little girls at the words of Brandt. The resident [[e-detective]] of [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Daniel_Brandt&action=submit The Wikipedia Review], Brandt has a wide range of experience in [[internet stalking]] and [[E-Psychiatrist|e-psychiatry]]. According to rumors on the [[internets]], Wikipedia plans to file a [[internet lawsuit|lawsuit]] against Brandt for violating the privacy of Wikipedia admins by unearthing private information posted by those admins through the simple means of a [[google|scroogle]] search, and re-publishing it on other websites. Wikipedo's are pasty, [[fat]], [[basement dwelling]], shutins and this is the reason that outing makes them [[FU|angry]]. Daniel is the man, when it comes to revealing info on dirty Wikipedia administrative motherfuckers, and definitely an agent of the [[lulz]].  

==His stance on Wikipedia==
Daniel Brandt really, really hates his Wikipedia article, and has invested [[at least 100]] hours in getting it deleted, although he had only [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:log/delete?user=&page=Daniel+Brandt limited success until early 2007,] when the page was deleted in a tortuous process that somehow involved [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkey this guy, who was soon banned for his trouble] and the usual rigged vote. As a lame excuse for keeping it, [[Some argue|Wikipedoes frantically argue]] that Daniel Brandt is a notable figure, even though nobody really knows who the fuck he is. In any case, the [[Bureaucratic Fucks|Wikipedians]] have put most of the stuff that has them in a panty-tearing rage [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_Watch here.]  

Brandt's main complaint about his article is that it invades his privacy. In 1968, Brandt was convicted of draft evasion, a felony charge. This conviction was later overturned on appeal, however Brandt is concerned about [[Liar|truthfully]] answering the question "Have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on his [[Burger King]] application for fear that the [[teenager|18 year old]] manager might look him up on Wikipedia. 
 
Brandt's article once called him a privacy activist. It also pointed out the [[lulz|irony]] of his being a privacy activist whist his hive-mind list violates the privacy of [[TOW]]'s admins and editors. Brandt's [[Wikipedia Review|WR]] supporters thus went, "Uh....um....no, he's really an....uh....''accountability activist''. Yeah, [[:Image:Jon-Lovitz-C.jpg|that's the ticket!]]" Being the only accountability activst in the world makes Brandt extra-[[retarded|special]]. 

The one Wikipedia-related person who actually met Brandt [[IRL]] described him as looking highly unkempt and smelling badly. He was told to leave the building shortly after this meeting, due to his faux-homeless "look". Nevertheless, people take him seriously, because this is the internet.

His exploits have included wondering how [[Essjay]] could really be who he claimed to be, wondering why [[Slim Virgin]] had magical abilities like round-the-clock editing for days on end, showing that wikipedians [http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/psamples.html shamelessly cuntpaste shit from all over the place,] and trying to '''get them to remove his article'''.

==His story==
[[Image:LolWP-bio.gif|thumb|left|A [[Linuxbeak|typical example of Wikipedian low-life]] civilly ruining a person's life.]]

Daniel Brandt has been, in a way, trolled.  Not by us, but by the ruthless hivemind of [[teenager|teenaged]] [[Asperger Syndome|aspies]] at Wikipedia.  Some comments from the hivemind include "[at Brandt] Stop whining you fucking baby".  [[Noone]] cared about Brandt's reputation; instead they pelted his name with [[unfunny]] bullshit.  
Various versions of his article are still available on [[Wikipedia]] to this day.

Of course, as [[an hero]], he has spent a lot of his time (which is [[timecube|cubic]], see beyond) identifying the people who have essentially been harassing him.  None of those motherfuckers really care about Brandt's feelings, but pause for a second.  Does an article on Daniel Brandt, before any of this drama, constitute information helpful to the general curious public looking through an encyclopedia?  Fuck no!  These people love fucking playing by their double-standard rulebook, to the great dismay of Brandt.

==The [[Wikipedo|Hivemind]]'s reaction==
[[Image:Linuxbeak-Hivemind.png|frame|Some people just don't fucking get it.]]

Imagine if:
*You tried to change the belief of an Evangelical [[Christian]] by giving them a book (e.g. [[Richard Dawkins]]).
*[[You]] tried to debunk [[Dylan Avery]], defender and creator of [[Loose Change]].
The [[IRL|real life]] reaction:
*Some tried to view his site as humorous. See [[linuxbeak|that retard]] at right?
*Some (e.g. [[Jimbo Wales]]) called his site an incoherent rant. 
*Most just don't talk about it, because they are [[Scared kitty|scared shitless]] by Brandt so their [[fucktard|subnormal]] minds selectively filter it out.

==His stance on Google==
Brandt also hates [[Google]], another [[Cthulhu]] of the Internet. Long before he set up Wikipedia Watch, he made this [http://www.google-watch.org/ nice site about Google's nefarious activities.] Even better, he has set up this [http://www.scroogle.org Google proxy], which stops them from feeding your computer cookies and keeping secret records of your [[IP address]] and searches. It used to do even better things, like comparing rankings from Yahoo and Google, but the Yahoo bit vanished in mid-2007.

==Quotes==
*''[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=3110&pid=13318&st=0&# It might be time to compile a list of gushy love-bombing messages from Phaedriel to minors at Wikipedia. This behavior by her is inappropriate.]''

==Alison makes drama, blames Brandt==
[[Alison]] purged her Internet site and said '''"Fuck you, Brandt"''' hundreds of times after Daniel Brandt found the site and used the publicly available information there to make her work at his bidding [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=16801].

Alison had been wiki[[stalk]]ing [[Amorrow]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Carly_Fiorina&diff=prev&oldid=206125678] from her [[bureaucratic fuck|e-powerful position]] (everything but [[Arbcom]] membership and [[secks|a date]] with [[Jimbo]]) but Amorrow got busy after seeing her site. Amorrow would drive to the city where she lives, drive past the very [[e-famous]] place where she works, and then go to a public library or i-cafe somewhere else '''in the same city''' and post from the IP of a computer there to say "Hey, I am in the same city as you." '''In the same city, [[OMG]] this town ain't big enough for both of us''', and '''it's all because of that rat Daniel Brandt''' nooooo!!1! 

Alison [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=17448&st=0 then intensified her efforts to render Amorrow non-existent on Wikipedia].

==Daniel Brandt on Encyclopedia Dramatica==
{{quote3|
Normally I surf with a browser that has JavaScript and Flash disabled, but there's a video on that page and I wanted to watch it. So I switched to IE 6 with Active Scripting (JavaScript) and Flash enabled on it, and loaded that page. My XP instantly went bananas and rebooted. When it came back up, the ZoneAlarm was trashed and wouldn't load. A cold boot did the same thing. It appears that there is some nasty JavaScript on that page, now that I've had a chance to look at the source code.

Fortunately, I'm in the habit of setting a System Restore point once a week, and also backing up everything to a flash stick as I go along, in case my hard disk crashes. I was able to restore the XP and get rid of the infection.

Looks like ED just happens to use a trashy advertising provider, "Etology," which installs spyware called "Yield Manager" if you've got a vulnerable system. This is why safe browsing habits are a must.}}

Quote from: http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=20802

==Daniel Brandt is a Star Trek nerd==
{{quote|You were born with troll blood. Once a troll, always a troll. You can't help it. On [[Star Trek]], they plant a beacon when they come across an evil force, so that travelers will be warned. It's the responsible thing to do. That's why you are on hivemind — it's a beacon for future surfers.|2=[[Daniel Brandt]]|3=[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=20802&view=findpost&p=137703]}}

==See also==
*[[Alison]]
*[[Milgram experiment]]

==External links==
===His sites===
*[http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/hivemind.html#301 Administrators, wikipedians shitty real names]
*[http://www.google-watch.org/ Google Watch]
*[http://www.scroogle.org Scroogle scraper]
*[http://wikipe<!---->dia-watch.org Wikipedia Watch]
*[http://wikipe<!---->dia-watch.org/hivemind.html The infamous hivemind] ([http://www.webcitation.org/5SUVvk0RG webcite])
*[http://wikipe<!---->dia-watch.org/findchat.html Chat Logs] from Wikipedia's [[IRC]] channel (on [[Freenode]]). Brandt's logging led to a whole region of Texas being banned by the ops.

===Other shit===
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20060819151043/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Brandt The Wikipedia article that started it all.]
*<s>Blissyu made another bio on [http://encyc.org/wiki/Daniel_Brandt him] and [http://encyc.org/wiki/Wikipedia_Watch his org]. Now Brandt will have to watch this every day to keep BLP violations out.</s> - LOL deleted by [[Alison]]
*[http://www.wikitruth.info/index.php?title=Brandt_the_Boogeyman Brandt meets the Wikitruth]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AList_of_banned_users&diff=175166195&oldid=174965660  Heh heh heh]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2006/Candidate_statements/Questions_for_Daniel.Bryant Daniel Brandt runs for ArbCom]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&limit=500&page=Daniel_Brandt&type=delete Log of deletion and recreation of Daniel's article over time]
* [http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/oldhive.html This kind of dissing that got the old guy going]

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