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[[Image:Damien.png|thumb|right|Do not let your daughter go on [[YouTube]] until this monster is banned from the site]]
[[Image:DamienEstrich1.jpg|thumb|right|Damien is pictured here arguing with a McDonalds security guard over a hamburger. You cannot make this shit up.]]

Internet scammer '''Damien Estreich''' (pronounced "Ass-trick") is the newly appointed leader of the [[YouTube_Street_Team |Youtube Street Team]], and YouTube Community Censor. He also is responsible the infamous [[YourTubeNews]] propaganda channel on [[YouTube]]. He is believed to be the leader of the much loathed [[The_Kewl_Kids | Kewl Kids Association]], but due to the secretive nature of that group no positive confirmation (or denial) off his position within its ranks has been forthcoming.  

== A high-profile and well-connected member of the YouTube community ==
Quote from the [http://www.youtube.com/blog?entry=B8DTd9ZXJqM YouTube Blog, 11 January 2007];

[[Image:YTNtheindustry.jpg|thumb|right|Damien Estreich, busy at Jigsaw Media (his basement) working in "The Industry".]]
{{quote|Many of you have pointed out that we should be vlogging more ourselves, including site updates like this. I’m terribly camera shy, but we’ve asked a high-profile and well-connected member of the YouTube community, Damien Estreich, to help broadcast these messages (in addition to the ones we produce ourselves). He’s working on his first one as we speak.| Editor@Youtube.com}}

'''High Profile'''

It is a well [[YourTubeNews |documented]] fact that Damien Estreich does not have a high-profile. His [[YourTubeNews | YourTubeNews]] channel on YouTube simply has an artificially inflated number of subscribers because YouTube Head Office has put him on their new account [[:Image:YourTubeNewssignup_invitepage.jpg | signup_invite page]] over ten times in the last three months.

'''Well-connected'''

Damien Estreich had registered a few URLs which he ''pretended'' were linked to a real business (aka teh Industry). He talked to a few other lonely and/or unemployed YouTube members on [[Stickam]]. He had the email addresses and IM contacts of a few members of the YouTube Head Office.

If this really amounted to being well connected in the eyes of the YouTube Management Team then they would have treated the average [[16_year_old_girl | 16 year old girl]] with a MySpace like a media mogul. 


== Damien Estreich Admits Encyclopedia Dramatica was right'''.''' About Everything - 1/29/2007 ==

Damien Estreich, Leader of the [[YouTube_Street_Team | Street Team]], announced that everything that Encylopedia Dramatica had documented was true.

{{youtube|KxevPIuCBJw|<s>vlog - Back in a week! :) - From YourTubeNews - 1/29/2007 - Posted at the same time as paperlilies' video</s> - removed}}


A related video containing a few more lies from Paperlilies was posted at the same time as Estreich's video. It was basically about her not placing more videos on [[YouTube]] until all the haters that her scam-featured "IRONIC/SATIRICAL VIDEO ABOUT SARCASM" video created were dealt with.

<s>{{youtube|KxevPIuCBJw|  dear YOUTUBE - From Paperlilies - 1/29/2007 - Posted at the same time as Damien Estriech's video - on private}}</s>

It is worth reproducing the text of these videos here since they '''both''' are text only. It is likely that Damien Estreich had to get his statement approved by [[YouTube]] in advance. It is also possible that Damien Estreich is disconcerted by people's ability to tell when he is lying. (Pro Tip: when Damien Estreich's lips are moving, he is lying).


'''vlog - Back in a week! :) - From YourTubeNews - 1/29/2007'''

{''This was posted 5 hours after [[ED]] reavealed [[Miaarose]]'s Official website was hosted on YourTubeNews.Net and 3 days after [[ED]] revealed Damien Estreich had used his [[YouTube]] privilages to scam Miaarose onto the most subscribed lists.''}

Hey Everyone! I'll be back in about a week or so. I have a few loose ends to tie up and some work to get sorted out. I'm working on some very exciting projects at the moment! :D

including helping Mia Rose with her music career (taking it from online to real life) and website, etc. which is really exciting. It's such a blast working with other YouTubers and seeing something real come of all this!! :) 

I've been working with DirecTV as well as an Associate Producer. the pilot I've been working on just got green-lighted to series! woo!

BUT most importantly I'm getting ready to fly over to California, to spend a week and a half at YouTube to see whether we can bring this to the next level and make sure that you are all informed officially about what is going on at YouTube!

we'll be working on a lot of awesome things including harassment curbing features and ensuring that user needs are reflected in the YouTube product, so that the well meaning members of this site can continue to enjoy it, :)

I'll be in touch with everyone very soon! No doubt there will be awesome interviews and misc footage put up on the YourTubeNews channel shortly.

So everyone Keep Smilin! and keep having an awesome time in our wonderful community

Damien Estreich 


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'''dear YOUTUBE - From Paperlilies - 1/29/2007''' - Posted at the same time as Damien Estreich's video

DEAR YOUTUBE

YOU NEED TO SORT THIS SITE OUT

YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING

ABOUT THE HATERS

WHO WITH HATRED

ARE DESTROYING THE COMMUNITY

THAT MADE THIS SITE

WHAT IT USED TO BE

UNTIL ANTI-HATER MEASURES ARE INTRODUCED TO YOUTUBE

I WILL NOT BE POSTING ANYMORE VIDEOS

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Is a commentary really necessary on these videos? Estreich was only telling the "'''well meaning members of YouTube'''" what [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forced him to tell them by [[ED]] publishing the information when he would not; (Please note [[ED]] refrained from publishing Damien Estriech's flight details as it is impossible to guarantee that [[JEWS_DID_WTC | Jewish Extremists]] do not read public [[ED]] articles). 

Paperlilies was only preparing the way for a '''Triumphal March Video''' she intended to make a couple of weeks later as her [[Nazi | Glorious Leader]] returned with the [[Banhammer | Discretionary Banhammer of Sycophant]]. YouTube HQ claims that he never received the BanHanner, but persistent testing of this theory has shown that he definitely has the Instant Messenger address of someone at YouTube HQ who does, and he will contact them if the price is right.


== Why was Damien Estreich chosen as Street Team Leader instead of Argent009 ==

On the surface both men appear to be very similar:
*Both are morbidly obese. 
*Both are bald.
*Both are virtually unwatchable due to extreme ugliness and facial muscle twitches.
*Both are scammers who talk about community while acting only out of self interest.
*Both are unemployed (although  Estreich will now get handouts from YouTube for making propaganda broadcasts).
*Both have violent tempers and are [[Internet_tough_guy | internet tough guys]].
*Both make crap videos that no one watches ([http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=damienestreich see Estreich's personal porn channel for proof]).


The only difference between the two men is that Damien Estreich treats everything that he learns or hears as a secret to be exploited for personal gain, whereas Argent009 makes a video out of everything he learns or hears, including the voices in his head.

To pamper his own ego Estreich will often tell people that there is something that they do not know or something that they do not understand (usually adding "about teh Industry"). He will never go on to tell people what it is that they do not know or explain what they do not understand, in case one of his simple scams become exposed to public scrutiny.


== A study of greed ==
[[Image:Damieneasteregg.jpg|right]]
Hear all, see all, say nowt,

tak' all, keep all, gie nowt,

and if tha ever does owt for nowt 

do it for thysen


&nbsp; 

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When the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co9qBme4Dgk RandiandJen's Apple Mac commercial] video got featured on YouTube on the same day that the account was opened, Estreich's ego compelled him to state that there was "more to RandiandJen than met the eye". 

Any normal person would have been happy to let their peers know that the video's director was Tracy Peterson, who is internet-famous for stealing ideas from genuine viral videos and using them to make commercials for [[Facebook]], as can be seen on the [http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RandiJayne RandiJayne] YouTube channel.

Rather than make this simple assertion, Estreich videoed himself beating off as he watched 3000 people post "WTF? why was this video featured?" in the videos comments.

== So who is damienestreich? ==


Damienestreich was Born '''Yorz T. Noods''', in Queensland Australia. His mother was part [[Nigger | Aboriginal]] and part [[Nigger | Maori]]. His father was part Truck Driver and part Alcoholic.

Damien spent most of his life in youth-offender centers for theft until he figured out that the easiest way not to get caught was to get some other fool to do the actual stealing for him.

Once he got out of youth custody he went straight to the local prostitute (who just happened to be a retard who spent all day putting together jigsaws). After convincing the prostitute that damienestreich was well connected in "teh Industry" he spent two months mooching off her and helping her with her jigsaws (at this time he registered the www.HouseOfJigsaw.net URL).

[[Image:YourTubeNewsprostitutewithjigsaw.jpg|thumb|right| Retarded prostitute in the "HouseOfJigsaw" brothel completes her jigsaw]]
The prostitute became pregnant and said that damienestreich was the father, although it was later discovered that she had told 23 other men that they were the father too. After the baby was born she asked damienestreich for maintenance payments. His response was to beat her so badly that she was hospitalized for a month.

As a result damienestreich can now only make <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1E68fdl6DY supervised visits]</s> to the prostitute's house and these visits are videoed in case either party decides to bring legal proceedings against the other.

Since the courts were taking all damienestreich's welfare money to cover unpaid child support debts, he could not afford prostitutes any more. He turned to the internet to look for young girls who would e-blow him just because he said he was well connected in "teh Industry". He found that the girls on YouTube would only "show tits" when he said he worked for [[YouTube]], so he decided that he should create a "YouTube Community Channel" to make his lies sound more plausible. From this idea the [[YourTubeNews]] channel was born.

As damienestreich has become better known as [[YourTubeNews]], he has tried to shake off all his old "friends" who only knew him as the damienestreich who posted [[CP]] videos on his account.

He still resorts to using various [[boobs|talented]] people to help boost [[honorz]] and with his background in prostitution it is unlikely that this will ever change. He is known for having millions of [[YouTube]] accounts, all possible misspellings of his name, which he uses to favorite his own videos.

== Trivia ==
*YouTube Co-Worker '''Michael Powers''' has given Damien the power of online communcation to "do whatever Damien wants" on the [[YouTube]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Voyn2BjSk]

==Videos==

===A Man of His Word===

<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sAOihVZwjE This video]</s> (in which Estreich sits in silence) was made at a time when Estreich's lying was first starting to be exposed. He knew he had to put out a video but he also knew he would get hammered if he vomited up another bellyfull of lies, hence the silence. Recently he has all but stopped making any videos and the few that he did make <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyagFrXvhTs were very badly received].</s>

==Docs Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:CrazyDamien.png|Messaging Pro Tips to his best [http://www.myspace/adam_vilify best friend] through his private myspace, (very professional).
Image:CrazyDamien2.png|WTF?
</gallery>


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*[[YourTubeNews]]
*[[The Kewl Kids]]
*[[Miaarose]]
*[[YouTube]]
*[[Kimberleigh]]
*[[Katiesopinion]]
*[[Mysteryguitarman | MysteryGuitarMan]]
*[[boh3m3]]
*[[channelReviews | ChannelReviews]]

==External Links==

* {{youtube2|damienestreich|Damien Estreich on Youtube}} (Update - porn vids made private)
* {{youtube2|yourtubenews|His YourTubeNews channel}}
* <s>[http://www.houseofjigsaw.net/ www.HouseOfJigsaw.net] His website which has been "Coming Soon" for about a year now.</s>
* <s>[http://yourtubenews.wordpress.com/ Damien Estreich's public bog]</s>  Deleeted.
* {{myspace|damienestreich|Damien Estreich's MySpace}}
* [http://www.MiaaRose.net www.MiaaRose.net site that redirects onto <s>www.YourTubeNews.net/miaarose</s> The Miaarose YouTube Channel]
* [http://www.YourTubeNews.net/miaarose <s>'''www.YourTubeNews.net/miaarose''' Mia Rose's Official Website</s>] - Removed
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