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DOS is an ancient Operating System ripped off from CP/M at least 100 years ago. There is much drama on the internets regarding exactly who invented DOS. Some argue that it was Jesus. Others say that it was some nob headed kid who jizzed on a Xerox machine and out exploded the bloody severed head of Sigourney Weaver. Marked by its exceptional ease of use -- and a whole lot of backslashing fun -- this operating system quickly became the crème de la crème of fucktards everywhere. Today, DOS is still in use by people that can't get over the fact that having an XT doesn't really mean you can run Lotus Spreadsheets like a pro with a Dot Matrix printer.

Note: As of January 22, 2007, Bill Gates himself told FOX, CBS, and MSNBC, that DOS was purchased from a crack whore, who got it from some hacker she had anal sex with, who thought of the idea when he saw a 3 year old kid making something with water colors and thought, "DOS!"

Acronym for Dumb Operating System.

Dos also means a fanatic jew.

Important DOS Commands

The following are important DOS commands that all hackers use to reveal personal information about their victim.

echo

Echo types something back at you and removes Echo from whatever you typed after it. For example:

echo YOU ARE A HOMO

would display "YOU ARE A HOMO"

cls

Clear screen

pause

Waits for user to press any key

dir

Emulates a 'Matrix' effect in large directories. Disregard that, this is a better way to do it: do "cd .." until it says C:\>. Now do "dir /s" and shit bricks.

rn c:\windows c:\apple

Useful for changing your operating system to try out OSX

cd c:\pr0n\gay\furry

Helps you find your 16 colors furry gay porn.

edit autoexec.bat

If you go here and delete everything, you can free up memory on your computer, giving it 64-bit power.

format c: /q /u

This enables your dot-matrix printer to create realistic counterfeit money.

del command.com

This is the DOS web browser.

del msdos.sys

Mandatory command to sort out all DOS problems.

del HAL.DLL

Deletes A Windows Genuine Advantage file that Bill Gates puts on your computer to call it illegal.

deltree /y c:\*.*

Native virus scanner for DOS. Detects and removes MS-DOS and all known and unknown variants.

fdisk /mbr

Another virus scanner that removes the lunix virus.

See Also

Not to be confused with DoS