Civil right
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A civil right is an inalienable freedom given to us by our divine creator. These rights include the right of surprise sex, harassment, defamation, and the taking of property without asking. They may be performed on any of the non-human sub-races. Every fully human man, woman and child is entitled to these basic, inalienable rights. Some president named Lyndon Johnson used this to get popular, but nobody remembers that anymore.
The Term "Civil Right"
At least 100 political thinkers have expressed disdain for the term "civil right", most notably Malcolm X. They argue that the term "civil right" implies that these are rights given to civilians by the government; when they should be thought of as "human rights"; rights the people refuse to give the government control of. This is decried as nigger-babble by mainstream social historians.
