Chihuahuas
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Chihuahuas (AKA: fucking ratdogs) are the single most useless breed of dog ever created by selective and degenerative inbreeding. Created for the lulz by dog breeders in 1308, the goal was to create a dog small enough to throw around a pub during drinking binges. The popularity of the Chihuahua is due to the need of both faggots and the idiot rich to highlight their utter idiocy.
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Things Chihuahuas can do
1. Bark Squeak
2. Shit
3. Whine
4. Generate uncontrollable rage within the heart of a gentle man.
5. Be thrown great distances.
6. Become easy-to-swallow delicacies for pythons and boa constrictors.
7. Assist in detecting polyps in old folks.
Things Chihuahuas cannot do
1. Stop barking
2. Play World of Warcraft
3. Be a cat.
4. Stop whining
5. Bite your arch enemy's wiener off
6. ?????
7. profit
Moronic fans
The active posters in chihuahuas are generally middle-aged, overweight, impulsive, assumptive animal rights activists who like to jump down anyone's throat. It is fairly easy to get on everyone's bad side by mentioning any of the following topics:
- Breeding chihuahuas
- The term "teacup"
- Paris Hilton
- Pet stores/breeders
- The ignorance of the Southern U.S.
Unless you volunteer at a shelter full time, donate most of your time and money to rescuing pound puppies, or automatically attack and harass members, you probably won't fit in. Also, this community is completely unmoderated.
Memorable example of typical harassment here.
