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[[Image:FatpileofcrapBK.jpg|right|thumb|Black_Knight disguised as a fat chick.]]

'''Black_Knight''' is not as much a troll, as he is a closet homosexual pedophile that spawns a trail of acne marring everything in his path.  He is a [[tripfag]], who is one of the saddest and most loathed trolls of 4chan, and considered by many to the be a retard and pedophile. Black_Knight was born as an accumulation of dick cheese in his father's unwashed, uncircumcised wiener and makes a very poor cosplayer. 

= Overview =
Black_Knight visits almost all of the boards on 4chan daily, but posts most regularly in [[/b/]], [[/e/]], [[/n/]], [[/m/]] and [[/v/]]. Has a split personality depending on the thread and mood he is in. He will either dispense shit, misinformation and egotism, or hijack threads and fill them with tales of his imaginary sexual prowess (stories based on experiences with his uncle). Unlike most trolls, who either go to great lengths to plan their attacks or do various cyber hacking to attack their targets, Black_Knight is never funny nor clever. He's shown that he has some level of Aspurgers and is difficult to understand when he starts to ramble on without any sense of grammar. He also has a certain amount of female genitalia and is not considered a /m/an by [[/m/]].

He has allegiance to no other member or group on 4chan and even has attacked fellow trolls or allies with no effect. Any attack against him usually makes him crawl into his hug-box. Unlike most trolls or users of 4chan, he also respects some of the system in place in 4chan and has shown he is willing to suck off Moot to a point of ejaculation. More to the point, he has stayed in his basement and pretended to have been on 4chan during the Soviet Russia insurrection with /z/ and the [[/b/day|/b/day]] where many /b/tards fled or revolted against 4chan, when really he was just scarfing down tacos and masturbating his sad pinky finger of a dogdick while watching Backstreet Boys music videos. 

Black_Knight has shown he can not hijack Internet discussion, nor live events as well. He has gone to several 4chan panels and meet-ups and sat in a corner, unnoticed, breathing loudly until his mother came over with his inhaler.

What also make Black_Knight so disgusting is the fact that there is no difference between his internet persona and his actual personality and lifestyle causing some on 4chan to believe that he would go all retarded or touch their little sisters if they were ever to meet.

== Meme Creation ==
Black_Knight has not actually spawned any memes, unlike he wants to believe. No board wants anything to do with him or his attempts at forcing memes.

== Calories and Fats ==
Black_Knight's eating career started even before 4chan was created, his most famous eating exploit occurred at a Burger King where he ran their supply of fried foods completely dry, and remained unsatisfied.

Black_Knight was one of the original inspirations for the belief that all 4channers are obese and ugly bastards that could never get a girlfriend if they tried.

He currently has been banned from over 400 different McDonald's locations and Wendy's for demanding employees hand-feed him lard with extra ketchup or just wetting himself in booths.

Black_Knight also drifts off to sleep while trying to type out long sentences, which is often the cause for his lack of purpose in writing. 

It's been also rumored that he was in one part of the many roving bands /b/tards, who on July 20, 2007, went around pretending to spoil the character deaths of the ''Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows'' to fans waiting outside bookstores, but really wanted to get their hands on the book themselves and fap furiously to new ''Harry Potter'' slash.

== Reactions from 4chan and Targets ==
On 4chan there is no welcome area for Black_Knight, he is hated universally, and when you see him you'll immediately want to yell GTFO.

Because the word "Black", is in his name, he has been nicknamed Nigger_Knight by members 4chan even though it rumored he is of Mexican origin. A more drawn out variation of that his name is Burger_King. Mostly because he looks like a pile of raw hamburger meat.

Black_Knight is one of the many members of 4chan who has Aspurgers and has been accused of pedophilia and attempted statutory rape. It has been confirmed he was touched as a child by his uncle and father. If you do track him down and ask about it, he will show you the scars around his butthole. He claims he has been molested (scar confirms this), findled (scars confirm this), drugged (unconfirmed), tickled (scars confirmed this), fed (scars confirmed this), and victim of terrible cosplay (there is photographic evidence to support this claim).

Black_Knight has also been accused of just about everything from stealing postage stamps to not flushing his number two's. Most of these rumors were created by him to try and spread his "bad ass" reputation, to no avail. 

Currently all attacks against him have failed because of his lack of being able to understand complex sentence structure and post-elementary vocabulary. Several concentrated attempts have been made to remove Black_Knight from 4chan and the Internet as a whole but they have failed because you cannot pull a fat kid away from his computer. One such conspirator in an operation against Black_Knight that stalled was quoted as saying, "You don't fuck with a 900 pound baby."

=='Death' and Rebirth==
During May 2007, Black_Knight vanished from [[4chan]] and the internet as a whole. His absence brought a wave of relief that one of the biggest posers of 4chan was banished. However, due to his total disappearance , rumors began to go around 4chan that he was killed. Within weeks this rumor became fact on 4chan, and many 4channers expressed they did not know who he was and did not care.

On July 12, 2007 Black_Knight returned to 4chan and the internet for the 1 year anniversary raid on ''[[Habbo Hotel]]''. When questioned about where he was, he proceeded to tell people a rather reaching tale of an attempt on his life by the staff of an anime convention. When questioned for proof of this matter, he insisted there was none since they'd covered it up.  It still remains on the list of unproven claims.

== Current Whereabouts ==

He has been most recently spotted posting in both /m/ and /v/, however he seems be just as ignorant and pathetically annoying as before he vanished. 

== Good Reads  ==
If you would like to know more about Black_Knight and his rotten smegma and fear of vagina's, don't forget to check out this thread:

http://www.cosfu.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=592&hl=Black_Knight

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