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Badger Badger Badger

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FACT ALERT: Badgers dance like homosexuals.
FACT ALERT: Badgers dance like homosexuals.
IRL Badger Badger Badger
IRL Badger Badger Badger
Most badgers are pedophiles.
Most badgers are pedophiles.

Badger Badger Badger (aka Badger and Badgerx3, if you're an asshole) is an idiotic flash cartoon and old meme. It has killed the brain cells of at least 100 million people.

The flash cartoon consists of a song with three images:

  • Badgers doing aerobics.
  • Close-up shots of mushrooms.
  • A snake in the desert.
Rule 34'd
Rule 34'd

These three shots and the music loop forever (though if you can sit through the endless mind-sucking vampire rays, the music does get a bit disjointed from the video). Many scientific tests have been made and still noone knows why this flash is so popular. Some argue that watching this flash for prolonged periods converted the scientists to bestiality, or the desire to copulate with small animals. There appears to lay an arcane and inscrutable curse on the flash movie.

It is impossible to put into words how truly stupid this flash is. And every spin-off cartoon sucks immensely too.

Just like other flash animation STDs of the internet, this fails to deliver any lulz.

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