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[[Image:ChineseCitizen.jpg|thumb|A typical Asian Citizen.]]
[[Image:Asiaalbum.jpg|thumb|Now with Rainbow Dragons.]]

'''Asia''' also known as '''the East''' or '''the Orient''' (even though it's to the west) is the cleaner and more intelligent sister of [[Africa]].   Also popular for becoming [[Europe]]'s [http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NytN3qaDdxY/RxXWUcP-S8I/AAAAAAAAAEI/CAexZW1CAFM/s400/scared-for-life.jpg fuckdoll], for the better half of their career <s>as a computer technician</s> in being the fucking awesome [[WW2|1939 Germany]] mark two ([[FTW]]).

Asia is the home of the [[Azn]]s, affectionately referred to as [[Gook]]s. They are good at [[math]], [[Nazis|keeping in line]] and have extremely poor skill at crossing roads.<br><youtube>9-nXT8lSnPQ</youtube>

They tend to suck at driving as well, so all in all, logic dictates they are not "travelling" people. This is why the majority of [[Whites|Occidentals]] are so confused when they see millions of Chinese or Japanese tourists standing around each and every monument in a radius of five kilometres clicking buttons on their tiny, expensive Samsung Digital cameras (the likes of which won't be seen in Europe for another decade, due to current trading methods). They neither have the ability to [[Sociopathy|feel nor express]] [[emotion]].

'''<u>Asian Countries Include</u>'''
* [[Afghanistan]]
* [[Cambodia]]
* [[China]]
* [[India]]
* [[Iran]]
* [[Iraq]]
* [[Israel]]
* [[Japan]]
* [[Korea]]: [[North Korea|North]] / [[South Korea|South]]
* [[Malaysia]]
* [[Palestine]]
* [[Philippines]]
* [[Russia]] (well, the eastern part of it, anyway)
* [[Singapore]]
* [[Syria]]
* [[Tajikistan]]
* [[Thailand]]
* [[Turkey]] (Not European, not ever. But in [[Germany]], there are a lot of Turkish girls. Feel free to fuck them.)
* [[Vietnam]]
* [[Starcraft|Aiur]]

== Contributions to the Rest of the World ==

* [[Hippies|Humanitarians]], the most notable of which were Chairman Mao and Emperor Hirohito.
* Glorious contributions to [[global climate change]].
* Smaller, more efficient versions of [[cars]], [[computers]], [[cell phone]]s, [[women]], [[etc]].
* Shitty plastic toys.
* Disgusting porn enjoyed by [[sick fucks]] (see also: [[shock sites]]).
* The staff of every petrol station in [[Australia]].
* [[Influenza|Bird flu]].
* SARS
* [[OM NOM NOM|Doing wonders]] for the [[cat|feline]] and [[dog|canine]] population.
* Hilarious gods which resemble hybrids between squids and Smurfs
* Causing the Black Death due to overpopulation and squalid homes.

== The Land of Communism ==

There are more [[communist]] countries in Asia than any other continent in the world. China, Laos, North Korea, Cambodia, Vietnam, Myanmar, <s>Mongolia</s>, Nepal, and in the near future (if you take your cue from [[Idiots|New Hampshire survivalists]]), all of the countries of Asia. These commie gooks are responsible for genocides, horrific and brutal [[torture]], [[buttsecks|blatant human rights violations]], unjust wars, unimaginably evil acts of [[animal abuse|animal cruelty]], (such as cooking and skinning dogs and cats alive), and the utter and [[censorship|complete suppression]] of their citizens. These commie gooks and their evils/atrocities, will never be brought to [[justice]] for their crimes. It is simply something that nobody can do anything about.

==Pastimes==
Asians are renowned for their shoe-sewing skills and are known to enjoy running people over and eating rice. A common game played in Asia is called ''Find Waawdo'' which is the same as ''Find Waldo'' in western countries, except far, far more difficult, given that all asian people look exactly the same. Typical places featured in Find Waawdo include shoe-sewing factories and rice paddies.

==Cultures ==
Asia is home to many ancient and sophisticated cultures which developed such modern technologies as [[India|burning women alive]] and [[China|pollution]] .  Many asians now celebrate this glorious past by trying to act like [[Rap|black people]].

No Asian culture places any value on human life at all, for [[Kamikaze|themselves]], their families, or [[Pol Pot|others]].  For this reason they tend to live in gigantic clusters in small houses, which results in enormous disasters (ie, "Pickup Truck Rolls Over In Jakarta - Three Thousand Killed, Fifty Thousand Left Homeless").

==Human Trafficking ==

Asia has emerged as the preferred source of young [[boy]]s and [[girl]]s for [[pedophilia|pedophilic]] sex tourism and the source of women for trafficking into sex-dens/brothels in the red-light districts of most major cities in the world.  

== Gallery of Asian Ladies ==

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== Famous Asians ==

* [[Cho Seung Hui]]
* [[Gandhi]]
* [[Tila Tequila]]
* [[Sanjaya]]
* [[Asia Ferguson]]

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