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[[Image:Alragalathor.jpg|thumb|The feared warlord himself]] 

Alra Galathor the human translation of Algar Gelethorn the reincarnation of the ancient warlord plays [[crap|epic]] [[gay|power metal]] with his band of the same name. Alra Galathor also has two side projects shiriashi a dark approach to power metal, and  Rays of Sunshine a collaboration of folk music from around the world.

== The History of the Warlord ==
'''WARNING: DRAGON RIDING POWER METAL FAG AHEAD!'''

Alra Galathor known as Kasey to common folk is a metalhead and a [[fag|hippie]] (yes it is possible). He is a mighty warlord yet unable to feel hate as revealed in conversations, and also a strong believer in [[pagan|faganism]]. The abomination was conceived [[at least 100 years ago]] to a family of [[jenkem]] huffing illegal immigrants. He resides in the mountains of [[Canadia]]. Kasey is a timid human scared of others and likes to hide his disfiguring cleft lip (especially in photos). When he is not fapping furiously to/or drawing his own [[hentai]]. He enjoys playing [[world of warcraft]] and writing songs for his non existant band.
[[Image:AlraMandolin.jpg|thumb|I has a mandolin]]

== Trolling Alra Galathor ==
During October of 2007 an angel was sent to relieve Kasey of his [[virgin|virginity]]. Her name was Alice. She was an attractive young woman 17 years of age. Chronically depressed and looking for someone to love, she met Kasey on [[nexopia]].com and began to hit it off. Little did Alra know, there are [[no girls on the internet]] and fell right into this [[trap]]. Much lulz ensued as Kasey began telling her his fantasies and attempting cyber with her. Being the oblivious idiot he is, he never caught on despite several warning signs. In November, Alice's grandfather died which caused her depression to kick in and made her very [[insane|unhappy]]. Despite this being clearly evident to him, Alra Galathor attempted to [[cybersex|electronically "open her gates"]] anyway. In December, Alice became [[an hero]] by trying to cut her throat, then going into the garage to turn on the car and poison herself with carbon monoxide. Galathor was informed of her death IRL by anon, it was reported that he then [[cry|cried]] [[over 9000]] times. Alra Galathor is just as easy to troll IRL as he is on the internets and should be trolled for great justice.

== Contacting The Mighty Warlord ==

'''Email/msn''' alragalathor@hotmail.com

chatlogs soon to come.

== Memorable Quotes ==

''"And you know what's wierd... I don't actually hate him. He's probably been the worst person to me in my life, but I stil dont hate him, Because I can't feel hate."'' 
'''-The Warlord on Collin'''

''"a naked chick isn't attractive, pubic hair is gross..... id rather a topless chick just give me a blowjob"'' 
'''-Alra Galathor on sex.'''

''*puts my hands on your side to hold you, and buries face into pussy. licks passionately, but softly, to provide you with pleasure, but while also enjoying that which I am getting. as i lick, and you suck, my cock gets a little bit harder and grows another half inch."'' 
'''-POWER UP, during cyber sex with Alice.'''

''"I consider myself both a hippie and a metalhead (yes, it is possible)"''
'''-Alra being a douche.'''

''"I wouldn't give up my friends for anything in the world, for I know that the value of money and wealth is meaningless next to the value of friendship."''
'''-Kasey on friendship'''

''"So, if you don't mind, could you give a more detailed description, as if it were a scene in a decriptive erotic novel? I'm curious..."'' 
'''-Alra's method of starting a cyber session with Alice.'''

''*I sit with my woman on my bed.... we're both naked and we're both ready to explore physical love for the very first time..... together. I sit facing you, staring at your naked body with wide eyes, gazing upon this extravagent beauty... I can't believe that I'm gonna have this tonight*''' -Gelethorn during a session with Alice.'''

''"If you have read the Halo books, which I doubt you have, you'd know Master Chiefs real name"''
'''-Wtf?'''

''*Shudders with pleasure*''' -Alra durring a cyber BJ with Alice'''

''"Dost thou maketh a reference to Pans Labyrinth?"''' -Alra being gay to the mention of Pan in a God vs God thread.'''

''*grows a half inch longer because of additional arousal*'' -'''Typical cyber quote from Alra.'''

''"...I meant oral. lol. Get it? Let's put "heads" together, meaning your literal head, and my sexual head"''
'''-Alra trying to get a blowjob on the internets'''

==Gallery==
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Image:LOL-3alra.jpg|small cock is small
Image:LOLKASEYSAFAG2.jpg|I puts hair in my fair to hide my deformity
Image:LOLKASEYSAFAG1.jpg|I R GRIM AND TROO
Image:Howdoesihate.JPG|Anger leads to hate, hate leads to the dark side.
Image:aliceluv.jpg|Artist depiction of Alra's troll. For further information, see [[dutch|here]].
Image:Gay_shirt.jpg|I don't even know what to say
</gallery>

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