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[[Image:7seveng7-inbox.jpg |right|thumb|Paul gets all the [[Trolls|ladies]]]]
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"Let's say that" '''Paul Seveng''', aka '''7seveng7''', is a [[old|middle-aged]], [[white trash]], [[Youtube]], [[attention whore]] and misogynist suffering from malignant [[USI|narcissism]] and currently involved in a well publicized E-relationship with a [[16 year old girl]].  He describes himself as a [[basement-dweller|Street Smart City Boy]] now living In Coeur d'Alene, [[Idaho]]. 

{{quote|You never asked that person their age, but at some point after many months of talking on the phone, [[nobody|that person]] told you that they were 19 years old. Then after a few more months of talking on the phone, that person told you that they [[lie|lied]], they were actually 16 years old. Let's say by that time you began to have strong feelings for that person, you might even say you began to fall in love. What would you do?|Paul|rationalizing his illegal relationship with a [[loli|minor]]}}

{{quote|Suing for [[slander]] or [[libel]] is a long tedious process. You're [[lolwut|partly right about that part]]. Turning people in to the local police for internet threats and having them arrested is much easier.|One of Paul's many [[lolsuit]] threats}}

"Let's say that" Paul claims to [[bullshit|love this girl for the person she is, and not because she's 16]].

== The Incriminating Video==
[[Image:Doesnt like underage girls.png|thumb|right|500px|Oh he doesnt like them now]]
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Paul was careful not to reveal himself as the "the older guy" at first, which, providing his audience was braindead, may have diverted much of the criticism to follow. Paul eventually gave away the fact that he was indeed the dirty old bastard through a series of obvious "clues". Such a peculiar situation has left many to wonder what kind of 16 year old meth-addicted crackwhore could possibly go for a guy like Paul Seveng. Of course, it is entirely possible that this [[slut|young lady]] may only exist as a figment of Paul's imagination, and his story may be nothing more than a pathetic attempt to garner e-drama. In any case, most people have already decided to take matters into their own hands and troll Seveng incessantly, resulting in many lulz. Then, following in the footsteps of many other [[butthurt]] e-drama whores, Paul has [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-jptxH9dU0 threatened his many trolls with lolsuits] if they do not stop their endless onslaughts of libelous trollings. Not to worry though, as this ingenious tactic straight out of [[Inmendham|Inmendham's]] playbook always falls flat on its ass, as [[did it for the lulz|doing it for the lulz]] has always fallen under protected speech.

== Women over 18 are a turn off ==

Let's say that he also enjoys making videos about how much of a  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2my2QyaGaww turnoff he thinks women over 18 are], and while many might agree with his sentiments about older women, the fact that he openly admits to wanting to be with girls under 18 still makes him a [[sick fuck]].
{{quote|Here's my advice, if you're a single woman over 40, you have to lower your expectations when it comes to meeting men.|Paul being a chauvinistic piece of shit}}
Let's say that sorry Paul, we can't all go for girls young enough to be our daughter.

== Paul "owns" the haters ==
[[Image:BE CAREFUL OH GOD BACKGROUND GET ETC.png|thumb|right|Paul and his [[FBI|friends]]]]
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In this video Paul talks about [[trolls|peoples]] attempts at getting his [[dox]], while smoking an [[Cool|unlit cigarette]]. Fortunately for him, no [[detective|e-detectives]] have really got to work on searching for his "real identity" yet.  He explains how his [[Imaginary|lawyer friend]] has offered to help him work on a [[lolsuit|lawsuit]] against all the [[b/|nasty people]] on the internet. Then he proceeds to [[Internet_tough_guy|threaten]] anybody who potentially comes to his house with a <B>[[hard|9MM GLOCK]]</B>

==External Links==
*{{youtube2|7Seveng7|Seveng on Youtube}}


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