404 Error
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Being 404'd
Some of the most common reasons for being 404'd include:
- Being a retard
- Following links to kiddie porn that has been deleted by someone who is not a 40-year-old virgin
- Trying, and failing, to be a haxX0r
- Goatse
- Being a samefag
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What To Do If You Are 404'd
Being 404'd is a significant event in any young person's life, and there are numerous possible responses. Most experts in the field suggest suicide as the only dignified course of action on receipt of a 404 error, but there are support groups that exist to help the 404'd reconstruct their shattered lives after the trauma, such as the GNAA; the Catholic Church; Scientology; and Slashdot. Typing "regedit" in Run and deleting "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE" has also been proven to cure 404. Another known fix is to refresh the page over 9 thousand times.
Trivia
- The 404 Error did not appear on ED until Last Thursday.
- Last year, 404 errors accounted for at least 100 teens to become an heroes
