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345rv5 is an oversensitive [[DevianTART|tartlet]] with [[faggot|approximately 50 tarantulas stuffed up his ass]]. Like many tartlets he takes his shit way too seriously; for him, the Mario games are [[Serious business|SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS]] where terrorism, plunder and child abuse take place. 

== On Mario == 
345rv5 spends most of his time in his grandmother’s basement where he has made it his life’s mission to flush himself down the toilet to get to the Mushroom Kingdom and rape Peach, but mostly convincing everyone that the Mario games are SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS and if you insist on only seeing a plumber eating [[drugs|mushrooms]] and jumping on turtles to save the princess YOU ARE [[DOING IT WRONG]] AND [[No u|YOU’RE AN IDIOT]]. [[asspie|345rv5 loves doing his lecturing tl;dr while abusing the comma key on his keyboard and masturbating to Princess Peach]].

[[Image:MARIO-SRSBSNS.PNG|thumb|34rv5 spreading the world on Bowser on supermariowiki]]

345rv5’s main bawling is with the [[ship|shipper]]s who pair Bowser and Peach as a couple, because [[rape|HOW DARE THEY]] not see Bowser as a [[Internet Hate Machine|remorseless and diabolical monster, incapable of loving, who instills fear]] with his talking to posters. While Bowser/Peach is probably a pairing that induces high levels of mind rape (damn you Rule 34), 345rv5 even went so far as to sabotaging the Bowser article in the supermariowiki to fulfill his destiny of exposing who Bowser really is; His theory is that Bowser is the [[otherkin|reincarnation]] of an ancient powerful demon hence his [[emo|EVUUUHL]] ways of tennis playing, and that the [[Jew|magikoopas are a thousand year old cult of evil terrorists]]. Ironically, while exposing [[lie|THE TRUTH]] of the Mario series he continues to draw his Peach [[porn|fantasies]], even if Peach behaving like a slut is completely [[fanfiction|out of character]]. Like a typical tartlet; his art is made of [[fail]]. Surprisingly, 345rv5 has yet to be trolled, to do so tell him that you think Bowser is cute, that he has a secret gay crush on Bowser, that you think Bowser and Peach should be together, or that he takes Mario too seriously and he will be happy to bawww and unleash a text wall onto you.

{{quote|Bowser is a meanie!|345rv5|on 90% of his posts|color=silver|size=360%}}

Judging by the recent debacle with [[Animazella]] one can only wonder whether this is a troll. However, it would require a vast amount of patience and skill that only a master troll possesses to generate this much tl;dr with such bad spelling without being found out. So, studies conclude that this is the real deal.

== BAWW ==
Last Thursday, 345rv5 hijacked Bowser's, and probably other Mariowiki pages, in what is starting to become a developing drama between him and SuperMarioFan on the SRSBIZ that are Mario games. As seen by the link below and the obvious complaint by SuperMarioFan on the Bowser article's talk page: 

[[Image:Not-that-evil.JPG]]

LEAVE BOWSER ALONE!

Later, someone added this to the Emotions section of Bowser's page to dissipate the [[retarded|retardedness]] of 345rv5's hijacking. Why the hell [[stupid|don't just cut it out all out]] is up to debate. However, this still resulted in [[pwnage]] against 345rv5 who claimed that Bowser is just [[idiot|relentless evil]], even if it was an unlulzy one. 345rv5 tried to make up for this by planting the last sentence in the paragraph. What a loser with no life, [[amirite]]?

[[Image:Attempt mariowiki.JPG]]

==The Butthurt==
Upon discovery of his article, our friend, whilst attempting to impersonate his sister, tried to make an article on the primary author of this article. Unfortunately, he forgets that [[No girls on the internet|there are no girls on the Internet]], and that trying to smear someone saner than you generally [[fail|doesn't work]].

[[Image:345rv5butthurt.JPG|thumb|345rv5's butthurt response. Take note of [[attention whore|arrogant devianTART signature]].]]

==Pics of the fail==
<gallery>
Image:Mariodetail.jpg|The way 345rv5 sees Super Mario
Image:345rv5-wtf.png|I think I just [[shit|pooped]] myself
Image:Bowser-satan.png|Reality check for who?
Image:Bowser-satan2.PNG|Bowser = [[Dick Cheney]].
Image:Bowsersatan-3.PNG|Bowser is an [[otherkin]]!!!
Image:Bowsersatan-4.PNG|HE'S A TERRORIST!
Image:srsissues.png|Did Bowser kick his dog or something?
Image:345rv-dragonballbaw.JPG|BAAAAAWWW
Image:evenmariofans.PNG|Mario fans agree he has issues
Image:Traced-shit.PNG|345rv5 expresses his love for tl;dr by tracing and making a long description of things everyone already fucking knows about - in shitty grammar.
Image:Shadow-queen.JPG|The Shadow Queen is yet another victim of 345rv5's [[faggotry]].
Image:Dimentio.JPG|These things actually happen in Mario games.
Image:Morelulz-edit345rv5.PNG|More lulzing regarding 345rv5's lack of life
Image:ATTN.JPG|345rv5 manages to come across as an [[attention whore]] and an arrogant bastard. BTW welcome to [[DevianTART]].
Image:Nocomment.PNG|... [[Srsly]]. 
Image:34rv5lulz.PNG|His novel-esque reply to a simple "BOWSER IS KEWL" note.
Image:345rv5 troll response.png|[[lolwut|"those internet bums are serious business"]]
</gallery>

== Trolling Begins ==
[[Image:345rv5 Response.jpg|thumb| 345rv5 on taking criticism.]]
[[Image:345rv5 Spam Alert.jpg|thumb| BAAAAAAAAAAAAAW]]
While the trolling of 345rv5 is starting rather slowly, it's starting none the less. He seems like he may become a [[lolcow]] soon enough. Aside from the earlier mentioned trolling techniques, the more fun trolling begins once you mention his actual art work. Expect lulzy responses as 345rv5 cannot take criticism of any kind. Unless you have superior artwork, you should "go suck a dick" "because you are a talentless piece of shit" and "have no right to judge him."

Of course you should make sure to screencap anything that is posted as 345rv5 will will fucking hide every post that isn't licking his balls.

== External Links == 
* '''[http://345rv5.deviantart.com/ 345rv5 on DevianTART]'''
* '''[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/98694496/976258417 Tl;DR]'''

== See Also ==
* [[Waluigis-girl]]
* [[SigurdHosenfeld]]
* [[gallantmon8]]
* [[Mario]]
* [[Nintendo]]
* [[fantard]]

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