1984
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
- A gay Van Halen album released in, you guessed it, 1984.
- A novel written circa 1984 AD by George Orwell, telling the story of an overpopulated society where humans eat a delicious treat called Soylent Green. The protagonist has sex with a lot of women and is then tortured by a government agent named Conan O'Brien. In the image to the right, you can see the female who liberates us all from the evil that is Conan O'Brien.
- 1984 wasn't written as an instruction manual.
- Liberals love to make analogies to this book all the time, because America is such a totalitarian, fascist state where you can be imprisoned for saying anything bad about the government.
- You may notice that "84" is "48" reversed. This is purely coincidental and in no way relates to the Jewish conspiracy.
- As we all know, 1984 in reality was exactly as depicted in the book. George Orwell is a fucking genius; we should just call him George ORACLE or something, amirite?
- 1984 was also the year my cat died because I fist fucked him. RIP Snuggles.
- Some fag named Saivert gives head 1,984 times a day
- George Orwell totally intended for his book to be read by high school freshmen and teachers who work for a government funded organization. There is no irony in a teacher who doesn't understand the history the book is using as context.
- 1984 is not over 9000 although it is at least 100.
- The year the Internets was invented by Al Gore.
- The year that Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo was released.
