Troll's Remorse
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
(Redirected from Troll's remorse)
You know that sinking feeling in your stomach when you made someone cry on the Internet for the first time? Do you experience guilt and other emo fgt emotions after an epic troll?
This is the medical condition known as Troll's Remorse.
You may also experience Troll's Remorse when you are caught by LJ Abuse and lose your paid account. Other cases, though not frequent, occur when something epic happens to someone who doesn't deserve it. As stated, this rarely happens because everyone fucking deserves it.
Common Mistakes
- If you are feeling Troll's Remorse, do not, under any circumstances, apologize.
- If you begin to feel Troll's Remorse set in, do not tell anyone, or else you will instantly be branded a pussy and lose your hard-won internet cred.
Treatment
- Saying "I did it for the lulz" three times instantly clears all guilt.
- Cut the remorse away.
- View the Offended? page until you feel cleansed.
- Focus on the fact that your victim brought it on themselves by caring about something on the internets, and is probably a furfag.
- Moar trolling.
- Get a new account: no one has to know it was you.
Triggers
Some common TR triggers include:
- My mom just died.
- I have AIDS (or other terminal illness). In this case, switch immediately to POOL'S CLOSED routines.
- But, I am in a wheelchair. (Weak troll.)
- Raid Backfire.
- Noone likes me! (Note: This trigger officially certifies you as a faggot.)
- Niggers are people too!(If you are a candy-ass faggot troll)
 |
Troll's Remorse is part of a series on Internet "Good Guys". |
 |
Troll's Remorse is part of a series on Trolls. |
|
