Socialist

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This guy is probably a socialist. Note the aura of worthlessness surrounding him.

It's the truth.

At the tender age of 13, Che had a vision of God telling him to lead France's army to victory.

Socialists believe that the government should decide who gets what shit. Its emphasis of community values over individualism means that your body can be dismembered and sewn together to create a new Frankensteinian monster. Very possibly this new body will have parts from many different races, thus being a multicultural baby, the liberal ubermensch. Socialists want to take money you earn and give it to people who haven't earned it out of fairness, because their sociology professors told them to.

TL;DR

Socialism is defined as a economic system in which productive capital is state owned. In Marxist theory, it is the economic stage between capitalism and pure communism. It has killed a lot of people in its attempt to finally perfect the multicultural baby. This means that dialectical materialism dictates that killing people is good for all mankind. This is evidenced by the fact that Stephen J. Gould was fat as he ate a lot of babies. Remember, socialism always kills innocent people but capitalism only killed everyone who probably deserved it anyway. Srsly.

Socialists are normally poor and jealous; they want you to have shitty health care. Socialists have some groups that believe the poor should own shit instead of the government or capitalists. They're called anarchists and are total fags. Socialists are typically high-school dropouts that failed their economics classes. Socialists typically rely on a shamanistic economic system first started by Karl Marx whilst on a booze binge. This is because they are filthy furries. Some socialists are also nationalists.

Socialism is responsible for more starvation and poverty than AIDS multiplied by famine. It is also responsible for everything bad in an economy; anything good in it is capitalism.

Socialism is the system America had before Ronald Reagan ran the commies out of the government. Eurofag countries still have socialism, which is why Europe gives me a boner and have srsly better health care.

Future of Socialism

During the brief Golden Age that lasted in between Reagan's to Clinton's administrations, Socialism was deemed defeated. However, and contrary to popular belief the basic tenants of Socialism never died, they have just incarnated into Environmentalism. If not for the sake of the people (which have proven are not worth it), then the government will decide who gets what shit for the sake of Mamma Earth. After W provided closure for the American History X, all th ey needed was an appropriate face to masquerade their violent takeover. A face of a New Hope. A Reconciliator, someone in between black and white, someone beyond that.

The Force of the Will

And prophesy was fulfilled. Two millenia after HIS first dimission מָשִׁיחַ was sworn President of Earth and quickly awarded Eurofag Seal of Approval. HIS teachings of love and tolerance are quickly being implemented by HIS Second Incarnation. So many people have been quoted saying that Jesus was the first Socialist, and despite most of them being douchebags, they are close to correct on this one. Now Socialism is going to be implemented like the deeply religious set of Christian Values that it was meant to be in the first place. Socialism is our future unless we do the Christian thing and crucify Jesus Noir a second time. It seemed to work the first time as we got rid of Original Sin just by nailing him to the trunk of an old olive tree. It is therefore assumed that when Jesus 2.0 gets tortured and assassinated, HE will achieve Christdom once again and we might be forgiven for even more sins like Furrydom, Rick Astley or even Windows Vista.

Only infidels wouldn't take such a deal! Zechariah 13:3

Never forget: Jesus was a jew, Marx was a jew, Obama's granny on HIS mother's side is German and therefore Jewish, hence Obama is a jew muslim nigger. Scientists refer to this anomaly as a "Chimera", much like Ebolapox.

If succesful The outcome will probably resemble Africa.