RFJason CL Experiment
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This article contains audio! Look for the speaker on selected sections.RFJason (Jason Fortuny) and demure conducted an experiment. They posted an ad on the Seattle area Craigslist to see what kind of responses they could get, although it is strongly suspected by some faggots that the entire project was used as an attempt by Fortuny to fuck demure in the ass (success rate undetermined.) A similar scientific study was done on the Portland Craigslist by another person who is not Jason Fortuny.
In the end, the experiment proved that a lot of guys OTI are into kinky sex with hot chicks. STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES.
The Experiment
Here is the ad verbatim, with pic:
i have everything that i need at my place....that is where we will play....no exceptions............. we will play at my place...got it??????????
i fuckin hate yuppies [ iam one].... pretty boys suck......i fuckin hate them all......all they can do is cum for 2.2 seconds and go 2 sleep..........looking 4 ruff man, harley rider.
it drives me krazy 2 get tit fucked, cuffed, ass spanked with welts and bruises [never any marks on my hands or arms], i have a leg spreader, crop, cane and metal cuffs. spit on me, verbally abuse , and cum [i don't give a fuck about the size of ur cock, as i like small ones]on my nips and face. pull my hair. i don't get fucked in my ass since my hole is tite..........don't even try or think about it.
i am 27 yo sexy str8 woman, 5 ft 7 in, 145 lbs [tennis player] long brown hair, small tits with eraser sized nips and d/d free, safe and sane.
dom fucker, get this..........u better be fuckin tuff enuff 2 handle me and a fucking bastard who thrives on giving pain.....my safe word is code blue. i need it extreme/edge, that is the only way......if this isn't ur bag.......then fuck off.
i am looking 4 a white or latin only, str8 brutal dom muscular male 30-35 yo who is arrogant, self-centered, nasty, egotistic, sadistic who likes 2 give intense pain and discipline and wants pleasured who is d/d free, safe and sane.
i demand an expert muscular man needs who demands 2 get serviced by this hot kinky professional woman........this is not a fuckin portal site, so if u get paranoid on me, fuck off. send ur stats and a face pic and i'll return mine to you. don't fuckin spam me, or i'll cut off ur balls.
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Once it was posted, they sat back and enjoyed the responses. The original thread is available on livejournal.
From small prank to huge debate
Originally just a small prank by RFJason and demure, the entire thing exploded to the point of being old meme. Fortuny's LJ entry received hundreds of comments fast, then it was picked up by waxy.org. From there it went on to Wired. From there it went on to Fark and the BBC and countless other places. A New York Times article is in the works.
Ethics 101
The replies to blog postings have ranged from Jason Fortuny is a jerk (he's even been called sexist, don't ask us on this one) to the men deserved it to both. demure's involvement in the whole thing has been ignored by the bloggers and the commentors for the most part. Perhaps the reason this whole thing has gotten so big is because of all the debate snowballing this into a net phenomenon.
The ethical debate continues to rage. The Associated Press consulted the Craigslist CEO, an Oxford/Harvard law professor, and an EFF staff attorney for their wire piece. Regarding Fortuny's postings, "It's one of those questions that could find its way onto a law school exam because it is comparatively new territory," [law professor] Zittrain said. Fortuny's liability under Washington state law, [EFF staff attorney Kurt Opsahl] said, rests on whether the disclosures are of legitimate concern to the public. "As far as I know, they (the respondents) are not public figures, so it would be challenging to show that this was something of public concern," Opsahl said.
It should be noted that everyone who responded with personal information/cock pics/from a work address should return their internet. Ted Stevens is looking for a new one.
Impact on ED
Encyclopedia Dramatica has been mentioned in some sources by name, some as just a satire site hosting the images with no link. An AP wire story says "Fortuny then posted all the replies on a Web site devoted to parodies and satires online." An MSNBC piece featuring ED and is available on YouTube, by clicking here. The piece shows a user scrolling through ED while blurring out the images, additionally, in the browser's address bar "ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA.COM" is digially added in large, black, bold letters. MSNBC apparently uses a new kind of ie only availble to news stations. The local Seattle television news went so far as to interview one of the respondents. Firas Hazimeh who refers to himself as "Nate" is interviewed on the Komo station and talks about his experience. See the clip
ED's alexarank peaked at 1246, receiving tens of hits every second. The server strain caused the need to turn off logins, most images, and edits after much downtime. The article received 90K views before being deleted and restored. You can see the current amount of views at the bottom of this page.
The Replies
David Foss
where do I sign up???
Alex Myself
hi i love to be with you just for fuck i have 8 inch dick for you give me your phone i can call you for date love bogdan
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Chris Leyba
Yeah, I nice stringy rope would work best. Pick it up, slowly tear away the end of it, exposing the bristles. Walk over you to,slip it underneath your breasts... rock it from side to side, warming your nipples against its friction. I would push you over next. Those exposed bristles are going to come in handy now, I think. I would briskly begin to whip you with it... not exposing any blood or leaving any bruises, but definitely showing you enough force to let you know that I am the boss. I would begin to wrap you up in it, lightly tapping you on the underside as you are bent over doggy style, letting your pussy know its turn is next. I now have you all tied up... you really want to know what I would do to you if I were there right now? I'm tired of women who play around with sex... it is not sport, it is not leverage, it is just raw, animal fun. I like starting off my stroking your thigh a little. Teasing a girl is always a plus for both of us. I'll work my hand up towards your panties, but I will only continue underneath them when I can feel that you're starting to get wet for me. My hand likes to play around with your pussy for a while, feeling it moisten up under the power of your deeper, heavier breaths. I'll reach inside you, but only for a second... the best part I save for later. I lower down besides you, gently kissing you randomly along the thigh... testing the waters. When I can feel your pussy begging for it I gently run my tongue along it, getting my first taste of your succulent juices. Then, I will dig in. You have to know by now that I LOVE the taste of pussy, panting as you feel my tongue explore every crevice inside of you. It eventually lands on your clit, where it licks and sucks until you are raw enough to cum just from the presence of a decent wisk of air. I love that youre dirty enough to occasionally pull me up for a hard kiss, sharing your juices with me in sloppy, reckless kisses. You don't even bother with reaching for me. You know you're wet enough to be fucked without sucking me down for a while. You grab me and shove me into you quickly, feeling the first thrust of me filling up your wet pussy. We will wear eachother out, trying every sick, Freudian fantasy you have ever wanted. When I cum, I eat you out again slowly, keeping your orgasms constant, leaving you in anticipation of my next. This is what I want. If there's anything else you would like to know, you have my pics, you have my email, and my sn on AIM is rolliegoalie21. Let me know how much you want it... and don't wash your hand until I get there ;)
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jrwright33
WOW....I would like the chance to have some real fun with you ASAP....Me 6'4", 195 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes....7" member... Let me know if you like.....
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J. M.
kakkoii_amerikajin@yahoo.com
...but thin and fit. 31, tattoos, experienced, professional, 6ft/165lbs, brn/blu, not unattractive, can host (decent house) aims ta please. ;)
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mike m
snowlova2004@yahoo.com
hi 30 m, downtown seattle im 6ft brn hr hzl eyes goattie 170 7 plus i can cum 5 times still be hard my hair kinda long hair im a concrete worker love eating pussy and ass ur pi makes me crave to lick what i saw my yahoo id same as here snowlova2004@yahoo.com
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don swaffield
swaffrcoly1@yahoo.com
i just need to say that ass is nice ..but it dont look to tight.. looks vialated to me. helllllo in there!!
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Scott
subless_in_seattle@comcast.net
when and where missy.
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Tim Galvan
timnrayna@comcast.net
first of all you don't need to see my face or know my stats because when I'm done with you you wont care. If you cant tell that I can give you what you want, then you deserve whatever lame ass fucker you get. I can talk nice to you just long enough to get the info I need and then you will find out what it is realy like to be dominated and abused. and I promise that if I come over and you do not give me all I ask for you will be punnished. I just hope you are up for it cause I have a LOT of stamina. If you like what you are reading send me a face pic. If I like it I will write you back to get directions so I can find you for both of our pleasure.
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dan_tweak_2000@yahoo.com
dfas afds
24m, Redmond Dan
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iheartgirliegirls@gmail.com
me
you look hot. i'd nail ya, but i'd be afraid you'd kick my ass if i came in like two hours or something.
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r y
rttf1000@hotmail.com
lets fuckin do this i can give you what u want no question .....
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Americanjets
amerikanjets@yandex.ru
and make you scream - blue is what you will be for a week : )
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victor villamil
victor_villamil@yahoo.com
hey there... i'll like to fuck the shit out of you and make you cum like a lil 18 yrs old little gurl ... fuck you in your nice pink pussy until worn you out ... this is my pic .. let me know if you r interested...
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hey now
joxsur9@yahoo.com
Hey, I'm not a Harley man, but I'm so not a yuppie either. I was a logger, but now I'm in finance. I'm 35 years old, 6'2" tall, muscular, strong, pushy, and don't have time to fuck around wasting our time. Take a look at my pic and get back to me SOON!!!
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Marcos Mendez
dolphinsurfer@msn.com
I sent my picture but it might be too small to see, email me back and I can send a picture one. Do you have msn or yahoo messenger? mark
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Nondisuaded@aol.com
Nice cunt and ass bitch hit me back if you want daddy to kick your ass gt
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NeoBlackAngel84@aol.com
Im 22 and i will make you scream in pain but in a good way. i a have body i work out 6 times a week and im a Rock/Goth man so i'm a pretty boy but i look good. i know about S&M Bondage, blood play and all things Evil
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Ray197769@comcast.net
Hey Girl, You want it, ill give it! RAy
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Joseph Turner
turnerjhotblues@hotmail.com
nice coochie,,, I'm over here in Kent and I'm a fucking bastard! lol I'm 33, name's Joe,, I'm dutch,,, what else should I say?? ummm let u ask me,, catch you later Joe
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carli brad
ccalius@yahoo.com
i love ur pussy i wanna fuke it hard when we can meet?
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Reg
reggie0123@gmail.com
Maybe a lil young for your standards but hey, How can you deny someone that was born the same year as you? FYI I love to eat wet pussy… and im a champion at it. Check out my profile/pics at myspace reg123 and lemme know if ya might be interested.
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brad cheek
bcheek357@yahoo.com
muscle head 2 muscle head 2 When do you need this service performed? Brad
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JAMES BROWN
jamesbrown76391@msn.com
you sound like a freak I like,heres my pic if you like ill fuck the shit out of you.
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Shaun Tarantola
footballfundamentals@hotmail.com
Seeing that photo and reading those words makes me want to come over right now and fuck you so hard that you can't go to work tomorrow. You are right that is one tight ass that you have and I would take joy in slapping that so hard you fucking wake up the neighborhood.
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matthew
virgil919@yahoo.com
You act sound like you think you make the rules Fuck off
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RICHARD KRAUSE
rickredneckhunter@yahoo.com
You are a liar!! From the look of your ass, you have been reamed more times than Carter has Liver Pills!!!!......You have been flagged!!!.......Good Luck!!!!
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C George
c_george70@hotmail.com
Boy, I'd love to spank that ass hard! It's so much fun to see the welts raising on your tight little ass! Bend over bitch, and take it like a man! ;)
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PAUL MORGAN
pmorgan253@msn.com
I'll give you what you are looking for. Use those tools at your place as they are designed. 35, 5'9" have the other equipment you need also.
Ismail A.
ismail.a@comcast.net
Hi cutie... sounds good. Here is my picture. send yours and lets have fun. Jesse I.
Jerry Cummings (ABM)
v-jecumm@microsoft.com
NSA meeting, and if we hit things off well, may turn into a safe and ongoing NSA friendship. This of course is if you like what we give each other?lol I'm married and looking to fill the needs not being done at home. So if you're still reading, look at my picture, and think about it? Me: 5'11" 160 lbs Hazel green eyes Blond hair Medium build Chat me: j_at_ms Yahoo Thanks Jerry Cell # (206) 793-9107
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Bone Ranger
boneranger99@yahoo.com
listen you fucking cunt you aren't worth the sauce in my balls. What makes you think a 6'6" man like me would want to fuck a skanky whore like you. You can choke on my cock and suck on my ass but the only way you can drink my cum is off the floor or strait out of your cunt. In fact you are nothing but a human toilet and you need to be spread so I can piss on you.
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brian
Williamsb161@comcast.net
Hey I saw your profile today profile, it sounds like we would get along pretty well, and have a good time. Here is a little bit about me 6-1 athletic build, blonde hair, hazel blue eyes. Very fun to be round, just fun over all, I have a picture all you have to do is ask if you want to see it. I have Yahoo funfreakyguy425, also have pictures up on myspace, use uwtacomastudent@hotmail.com
that is also my MSN, and my AIM is uwtacguy. If you want to know more IM or send me email talk to you soon I hope…
Sean Smith
ssmith_97504@yahoo.com
If you would be intersted in talking, please contact me via e-mail or yahoo messanger.... ssmith_97504@yahoo.com I also have more pictures & information at... myspace.com/ssmith_97504 Take Care...Sean ;0)
Beach guy
hk914u@yahoo.com
Stick it in your ass babe you're kidding yourself. I can see in your pic how big and open it is and my 8” will fit nice and tight. You're tits better be worth the ride or I'll bitch slap you till you look like a glazed donut. Don't even waste my time with reply till you've shown me what they look like.
D A M
boylondon12@gmail.com
Hi, I was wondering if you were still available...don't worry, my pic isn't too dangerous...lol...hope you like though and I have more if you would like. I'm sure you had numerous replies but i hope i'm not too late!!! care to chat? ~D
midlife231-350@yahoo.com
How about we play a tennis match and if I beat you then you have to do what I say !! Me Late 30's, very fit, blue collar worker, discreet....
gatita6764@aol.com
Do you like Mexican! my name is Ciro. I'm 29yrs. I live in Shoreline.
timothy
timothy.holmes@lycos.com
Look no further..I can serve and fulfill all of your needs and wants. You deserve nothing less than hardcore FUCKING!! So I definitely want YOU!! Me: Latin; Panamanian, str8, brutal, dom muscular male, 33 I Aam fucking arrogant, self-centered, nasty, egotistic, sadistic who LOVES 2 give intense pain and discipline and wants pleasure I am d/d free, safe and sane. Let's do it!!
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Chas Man
seattlethought@yahoo.com
Someone definitely needs the anger beat out of her. 33, 5'11, 175 pounds, single.
chris
atwil2004@yahoo.ca
Hello was wondering if this would do the trick.Forwarded message From: 7207711807@tmomail.net To: atwil2004@yahoo.ca Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2006 17:11:03 -0700 (PDT) Subject: FW:
Tony Casiano
tcasiano@innovationnw.com
How do I get hold of you ... I don't have patience so hurry up!
nero1@netzero.net
You come on every once in while and give us all what we really want and you aint reall you sadist.. bitch.. If i get my hands on you , I let you taste your own cum feed you my cum off your pussy.. rub it on your face a bunch of it. tease your lill nipples if you have any .. Your ass loos good enough to eat but first you have to earn it.. Who am I ? I m your dream a nightmare .. I ewill make you beg for everything I know women and you are what all must be you are natural if you are real at all. You claim all this and will have no tolerance for any of it .. You just talk talk TALK.. Bitch.. You want discipline and pain.. I give it to girls like you daily , I am trainer .. yes I am and make you have pain and sweat you yuppy asshole.. You think you buy me with 85$ an hour. ? I get your ass spanked and make you eat your own cum and lick mine off your pussy.. now fuck off unreal piece of yuppy garbage you.. probably stink.. just here to provoke. Why else then ?
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chaz royer
docevil629@yahoo.com
this is me & i live in west seattle.
Latex Lover
ilovelatex6669@yahoo.com
Hi—How’s it going? I just saw your posting on craigslist, and thought I would write and say hi. I’m 30, 6’1”, single (no kids), and I have a very professional type job. Although as you can probably tell from my username, I can be a little kinky too… Let me know if you would like to chat some more. -David
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Lance Manly
ttlshi@hotmail.com
fuck you make me horny. I want to ram my cock down your throat till you puke all over my lap. I'll hold you down while I pummel your pussy. you like latin cock - let me know
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graf zeppelin
grafzeppelin@shaw.ca
Your profile and pic just gave me a huge fuckin hard on. This is me, I'm 35 and live in Vancouver BC Canada. Randy
Victor Funck
riverwalker46@yahoo.com
HEY GIRL,,, I'm no yuppie,,, But am NORNEY as hell and want to fuck that sweet ass of yours TONIGHT.......
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todd andrede
unknownislander69@yahoo.com
Tried to send you pic and stats.,wouldnt go through so fuck it..
J Streets
vadergrip@hotmail.com
When you show that hot ass all I can think about is fuck you. You may be real. All I know is that I can fuck you good. Pretty boy I am not but good lookin I ve been told. I like to fuck. If your hot I ll fuck all night and then finger you and lick you till I get hard again. I might not spit on you but I ll spit between your legs so I dont get cock burn. Dont be fuck n coy. Hit me up so can give you the grip.J
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jeff mcbride
jmcbride7769@yahoo.com
I have everything you need, you will feel the pain and the pleasure. Check out my music on my sight and youll feel the rage Ill send you a hot pick bitch but you must obey my first command I live on the hill
jeff mcbride
jmcbride7769@yahoo.com
6’3 34, 6in EXPERIENCED, SANE, ILL BLISTER YOU ASS www.blackmoonbuddha.com ill send a face pic, I cant shrink it when I hear back YOU WONT BE DISSAPOINTED IN MY LOOKS
Don DeGroot
funntwink@hotmail.com
No doubt i can fucken keep up with you. You just need to prove yourself worthy. Attached is a pic. So if you are still interested, email a pic and we'll see.
(Editor's note: Cute doggie!)
Phillip Martinez
phillipmartinez@gmail.com
if only!!! if you like the pics let me know.
Jeff Wilson
jeff_wilson46@yahoo.com
im jeff 6ft 220 wanna know more?
Mike J
baseball4u27@yahoo.com
More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) I would love to bend you over and smack your ass while I fuck you and pull your hair. I am 6ft, 185lbs, reddish brown hair, D/D free. Send me an emial so we can get together, with you on your knees :) Mike
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Edge Player
thewanderingtaoist@yahoo.com
You want it? Fine, here I am. I am cruel, sadistic, and meaner than fuck. I will take you down, use you until you're bleeding and turn you into the disgusting fuck toy you know you really are. But first I will hurt you very VERY badly. I'm the real deal you dumb whore, if you really want a cruel bastard to fuck you up here is your chance. Take it or leave it, your loss if you fuck this up.
max maximum
trip960@yahoo.com
More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) Ok you hot fucking slut! I am going to put you on your knee's handcuffed and use you as my personal cum dump! I am 6'2" muscular built tan MAN! not some sissy pussy boy if you want to get fucked long and hard with 9inches of hard cock and made to gag on it. Then drop me a line back I am available! P.S I am not for the weak so be prepared!
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Michael Oxbig
myoxsbig@gmail.com
More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) 36, 6'5 220 fit athletic build. Bench press 410, squat 525, 7" cock. Former professional football player, can dish out and handle pain. Bring it on bitch!!!
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Marcus Anderson
marcusandersoon@gmail.com
More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) I assure you I am real... but I am going to keep this quick incase you are not... I am 27, Male, live with a roommate in Redmond. Do you have a pic? Tell me more about you... I want to meet up with you. I am no pretty boy, I have stamina that will leave you wanting more... Marcus
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Michael Smith
michael873@hotmail.com
More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) Hello, By far the best and ad so far. But there is no fuckin way you are for real. I doubt you could handle this yuppie. But hey, if you're up to prove a bastard wrong........ A little about me: I am age 29, very fit, 5'11", dark hair, blue eyes, healthy & safe and std/hiv free. So on that note, I have attached a few of my pictures. Let me know if you approve. I am already hooked... As you can probably tell - I am definitely interested. Feel free to give me a call if you would like. Best wishes, -Michael 206-423-2774
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Irnpony
More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) I just read your posting on Craigslist and I'd lond to give you a good, hard, prolonged power fucking...of course like so many others that I'm sure have responded, it‚Äôs my hope that I might find a sexy woman interested in some mind-blowing, clean, power sex. At the risk of sounding arrogant, I‚Äôm considered a very handsome man, tall, athletic build, 6‚Äô-2‚Äù, 200lbs, and pride myself in staying fit, healthy, and active. I have shorter lite brown hair, deep blue eyes and wear a well groomed mustache. I‚Äôm a well educated, well traveled professional but not a prude and love to get out on the town and have a good time. Since it‚Äôs no secret what this is about, I‚Äôm a deeply sexual man, I guess like most, but have the tools to make it more enjoyable. I‚Äôm very well endowed, 8 ¬O‚Äù to 9‚Äù, cut and very thick and I get ceramic hard when aroused. I have a strong appetite for long pleasurable sessions of sexual fun‚Ķplease don‚Äôt be offended and if that‚Äôs a problem, I would understand if you choose not to respond. Well, if this response captures your interest and you‚Äôd like to know more or have me send you some more pictures, then please drop me a message. Hope to hear from you soon.
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chuck haning
quicktow21@hotmail.com
More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) i like that hot ass my name is chuck i am 511 185 blond blue 6 cut looking to get fucked email me quicktow21@hotmail.com
Gene O'Keefe
geneokeefe@hotmail.com
More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) Hey, I live on Capitol Hill and would like to bang your ass.
A
albertogucc@yahoo.com
More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) Hi - I'm 35, professional Male. I work in downtown Seattle. I am 6'1, 185 lbs. very clean safe, discreet and fit. Dark hair, hazel eyes and smooth olive complexion. Try me... I do have pics to exchange with a response - wanna make sure you are for real first..
cameron bailey
killacambeezy@yahoo.com
More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) I think I would appreciate a woman like you in my life. I am 25 and my name is Cameron.. I would love to make you smile and sweep you off your feet. Only if I had a chance to prove it. I need an email address to send you some pics and I will not dissapoint you. Hope we can start something that turns out amazing. I think you are looking for a man like me. And even if your not, you should be because I will make you feel like dancing. In all honestly, I cannot wait to look into your eyes. This is sweet talk but I do know how to talk dirty. I am very good looking but not a pretty boy. But regardless I will fuck you until you cannot take it anymore. You will cum and cum and cum again... Let me prove to you that you dream of a guy like me and heres your chance. Might not be rough but I am in the bedroom.
No Names
bedefiant@hotmail.com
More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) To be delt with in a bad way. I can take of what you need and that's all you need to know. I'm not crazy or unprofessional. I have a normal life and this can't and WILL NOT get in the way of it. Here's a pic I have more if needed. Let me know if this interests you, I would like to know and see more of you.... -T
Brent Bankson
bbankson59@hotmail.com
More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) Hello!...I am a 34yo male...6"2.195lbs....in shape..like to play rough...If you like my picts...Meet for lunch???(wink)....Brent
Robert
n7453t@comcast.net
More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) if you were not so picky i would love to cum over and spanky your tight little ass and fuck you doggy stly while pulling you hair.
Mr Mike
mrwestseattle@yahoo.com
More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) Yahoo! PhotoMail Slideshow | Print at Home | Order Prints | Save to: My Yahoo! Photos or My Computer Click a photo to view a larger version on Yahoo! Photos. See links above for more options. im game to head over now!! im free everyday during the day... i would love to chat with you about this situation... i know that my fetishes will mess well with yours!! would love to start an on-going relationship with you!! lets chat! im in great shape... i run or box everyday....
dennis webb
dnns_webb@yahoo.com
More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) had long hair intill last year had to cut for work! my ting is im in to paddleing hard spiting pulling hair makeing you my slut! ms if your free tonight or call 253 951 7210
J S PRIEST
JSPRIEST@jnaseattle.com
Just letting you know. I love this post. Made my fucking day.
Devon Walters
devoninseattle@yahoo.com
The real question is, can you handle it if you really find what you are looking for? I am into bondage, pain, control, and slut fucking a sub. I am a horny Dom bastard that likes to whip my subs ass until she cries, and fuck her through her sobs. I am demanding, experienced, and thorough. I like it when I look at a woman's ass, and it is criss crossed with welts and crimsom red. When I have her trained, I like to blindfold her, tie her up on her knees, and show off what a good cocksucker she is to another man. You will be used for what you are. Nothing more. M. Devon
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Devon Walters
devoninseattle@yahoo.com
You know, if you are serious, you could get that naughty hungry fuck hole eaten and filled up this morning. Come over, drop your pants, bend over, and just get fucked. I have the toys and gear to whip you for it, and to tie you up to make sure you take it like a good girl. I want to use it, and I have the equipment and the place to do it. Anonymous, no words, just drop your pants and be the word. Fuck. Devon
Anon
You fucking bitch read this
patrick meucci
pem71@yahoo.com
You lied, I looked at your picture and that asshole is
anything but tight. I could spit watermelon seeds in
to that asshole from 20 feet away. You obviously love
pain and I think my cock in your ass would allow you
to derive just that right amount of pain. I don't
have a fat cock but what I do have would look great
punishing your sexy ass. I might even give your pussy
a taste if your worth it.
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Jim Sauers
jimsauers@hotmail.com
I'd love to audition for the play...I've been told I'm quite good as a Dom. Any interest?
seattle124
seattle124@modomail.com
Too bad there are no exceptions - you have a very nice backside that looks like it is in need of some attention (and judging by your message you need to be shown some manners and how to use proper grammar as well). Unfortunately, my car was broken into last night and seriously damaged so I am stuck here. If your Craigslist deviant hunting proves unsuccessful, I could be available for a private tutoring session here at my place on Lake Union (on as in I live on a 40' boat). I work today and tomorrow but can push things aside if the need is there. But make no mistake; if you take me up on the offer, I am the teacher and you are the student. My lessons are long in both subject and duration but I promise you will leave here enlightened :)
Dirkus
evildirkus@gmail.com
Then lets play bitch. Should I bring my toys too?
LowNLoudRoadKing@aol.com
hey hows it going im jamie 34 male white here are some pics let me know if u like i have a couple harleys i have lots of tats more than whats in my pic well hope to hear from you soon
William Bolima
roophio_fb@yahoo.com
28 yr old experienced dominant master here. 6', 215 lbs of muscle and like to be in control. If you wanna be pushed to the edge, I can make you cum till your weak in the knees. Looking for no strings attached relationship. Spanking, biting, hot wax, its all good... you can see my pic if you respond.
Tinmar56@aol.com
hello
A
ajp302000@yahoo.com
I would love to fuck you hard and spank that ass of yours....
Buckley, Braak M AOAN NBK, Quarterdeck
braak.buckley@navy.mil
6in cut
keanan levy
levdog22@hotmail.com
im your man, im 6ft about 185lbs (editor's note: WTF) dark hair and eyes good lookin NOT A
PRETTY BOY five tatoos muscular and very intence in the bed or where ever we
are. im into the same thing you are the harder the better ( whithout going
to far) get back to me soon, i dont have a camera for the pic but im not a
bad guy or a perv or anything like that and im totally clean. get back to me
soon.
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santhos30@comcast.net
Let me know..I'm free today
Ron Thomas
ronald.thomas57@verizon.net
Oh yea, I love
everything about you. I would love to fuck you hard in the ass while I
pull your hair and make you scream. Then I would expect my cock suck
and caressed until i cum in your mouth. I'm 6'3", a few tats, std free.
if you are interested, let me know and we can go from there.
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T w
tjuandel@yahoo.com
Your CL add actually bruised my
soul. I have never been so intrigued and turned on by something I've
read. You must be equal parts Pam Anderson, Joan Jett, & Attila the
Hun. Where do you get off writing those things in the middle of my work
day? Now what the hell am I gonna do? Jerk off in the bathroom or slam
my dick in the door a couple of times so it stops getting hard for a
while? Yuppy boys - they know nothing of passion. By outward
appearances and my resume you would probably mistake me for one. Behind
the scenes I'm a lot different. I did own a Harley but got rid of it
because there are too many yuppies pretending to be something they're
not riding them now. Just because you get a leather jacket and a Harley
tank top from the local dealer does make you bad. None of those homos
know how to really raise hell. Heaven doesn't want me and the Devil is
afraid I'll take over so for now I am in the Seattle area. Would love
to pay you a visit.
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paul brickowski
thebigbadwolfguy@yahoo.com
Im 6'5 225lbs great shape and I love ruff sex! I am very verbal in bed ( well during sex, because most the time I dont fuck in bed). I am self employed and do very well for myself. I need to find a woman that can take to kind of lovin I like to give! Are you the one? I am college educated, fun, mean, safe, and respectful of boundries when needed! I dont know what else to say. I hope you are ready to get taken control of by me! Ill send a pic when you reply.
Jon Brennan
jonjon1117@mac.com
WHE DO YOU WANT IT BITCH.....? Im Jon. 35 yo Muscular/Husky build. 6ft brn/blue. Just what your fuckin lookin for. will send pic if you bother to answer me. Do it
linzip@isomedia.com
Are YOU worth the trouble for me to put you in your place? You sound like a marginally snide little bitch who needs a strong hand and a length of strong rope. Like pain, rough sex and wrestling? Sounds pretty glib. Will you take the back of my hand if I get tired of your feistiness? I can only take so much feisty before I'd have to tie you down on your belly and give you the hard fucking that will help you re-define "rough sex".
If you aren't making a pose to impress me just to get a little attention, I might try you out. You have a good body and you say the right words- do you walk the walk?? Or are you just another wannabe slut girl who gets squirmy when it gets hard and tough? If you think you have the stuff, there may be some hope for you, and we can talk.
I'm 36, tall, in good shape (part-time jock), healthy and attractive. I like a real submissive who is willing to pay the price, and I have a nasty imagination. If you are good enough......
I've attached a photo. Reply and we will talk, if you are the real deal.
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ashton J
ashtonlikes@yahoo.com
Love Your ad!! Although very new to this I have always had the fantasy.. I am a Boxer, (Bare knuckles) Underground. Very similar to "fight club" for reference. I am very respectful as well and just looking for the experience.. Let's do it!! Let me tear you up!!!!
Bob Johns
stdonit2@hotmail.com
You sound like a pretender to me. Someone who just likes their ass patted a little. What you really deserve is my purple hand print on both sides of your ass. You say you can handle the rough stuff, but I really doubt it. Your ad seems to be part dom and part submissive. Make no mistake, if we meet, I'm in charge. You WILL follow my every order, or the punishment will be severe.
I doubt you are for real, but get back to me if you like.
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D O
Davebuilds@msn.com
still looking lets talk
R. D. Granvold
rdgranvold@msn.com
yes boss.... r u real ?? your sure look great..here is my pic..I can send email another full pic..but it is pdf not jpg...511 190 d & d free, sensual fun ..nice breath...;smile...and great kisser...and you? can u send any other pic? ,meet for coffee, cocktail? when is your free time? I am self employed professional...thanks for taking a moment to respond..if you are a woman and not a guy faking it..waiting for your command
Nigel Wallace
gambitlv14@yahoo.com
if you want someone to beat you and use you and fuck you hard. I am the guy. I am 6"2, 200 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, fit. Let me know if your interested and we can trade pics
Michael McCullough
tripplanner1@yahoo.com
If your real let talk. I see you the kind of bitch that need a man like me. I will make
you do things you have only dreamed of. You wont know what hit you when
I leave. SO you if your real. And you think you can handle a man like
me. I will fuck you for hours. Then as I cuff your hands behind you and
make you get on your fucking knees take a hand full of your hair and
make you beg me to stop But NO I'm going to treat you like the fucking
whore you are. Make you be my cum queen slut. Then as I hold a hand
full of your hair make you suck my cock and as I get ready to cum pull
out of your mouth and cum in your hair. then rub the end of my cock all
over you face.....giving you the cum facial you need. So if you think
you can handle this bastard. You bitch I have sent this twice and it
keeps coming back, Graig's list wont let me send a fucking photo. If
your real send me an E-mail. I will punish you if you don't.
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Michael McCullough
tripplanner1@yahoo.com
To bad your not real
Richard Thomas
thomasr74@yahoo.com
30m White, Everett, but will travel to Cap. Hill do dominate you....6-3 dark blonde blue eyes.
ashton J
ashtonlikes@yahoo.com
I forgot to mention I was the guy on the left!! I don't know what your waiting for.. Are you scared??
tony m
tycoon_cobb@hotmail.com
hey im mobile, ready for some hott play and ready to dominate your body, im
5'11 190lb brown hair tan skin, athletic, i also love tennis, im outgoing,
reliable, disease free, safe, funny, im in seattle , hit me back my pic is
on myspace its www.myspace.com
/sportscardz look me up
cum..........
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larry kidz
lkidz@hotmail.com
I'm on the left, although my hair is a tad more corporate these days. I have no problem whipping your ass to a cherry red. I prefer a switch, as you can line the marks so the resemble the red/white stripes on a flag. Perfect gift for the holidays. Then, as the welts rise and the steam comes off them, I'd grab your hips and shove my cock up that cherry ass.
Care to chat more? Then write back, bitch.
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Peter Webb
pwebbcrwlr@yahoo.com
shut up and give me your
number, so i can cum over and give you what you need... maybe a tennis
racquet. i'm not some tubby either.... and i'm strong and can handle
more than you.
hope you like the pic.
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ashriki
ashriki@hotmail.com
Hello! You sound like a bitch who needs some good spanking
If i had you here i would tie you up and just put my fist right in your pussy you crazy fucking whore.
You need to learn how to be a good submissive whore.
I am in Capitol hill as well.
if you are as bad ass as you sound
email me with your picture so I can see your cum face
and maybe just maybe you would be lucky to be spanked
and fucked by me in your whore house.
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Eric Holden
tinymax@hotmail.com
you rock
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Harley Davidson
harleypride@gmail.com
Be careful what you wish for………………
Jay Todd
jtsdawgs@hotmail.com
6-2, 205...dark hair and eyes...33....very muscular and fit...talented tongue....7 thick inches...
VERY DOMINANT..
Jay
Kevin Eubanks
kevin.eubanks@philips.com
ok... if you are serious let me know.... I am latin and a crazy mother fuker in the bedroom...... I will spit in your mouth and stuff your panties in you own mouths.. YOU WILL DO what i fuken tell you or you get fuked even harder.... do you understand? Franco -
jscj 2002
jscj2002@hotmail.com
Well now.....we have a little gal that thinks she is tough shit. Well, listen you smelly little cunt, I will not tolerate any bullshit from you. You will do exactly as I tell you or you will be punished beyond your comprehension (which won't take much because of your tiny fucking useless female brain).
Bitch, you will speak when I ask you too and moan when I tell you. If you open your mouth which I consider just another hole I will hold your eyes open and spit into each of them and then use my special cane to provide a little sting to your arm pits.
I am getting pissed off right now thinking about what a bitchy cunt you are and the lessons you need to be taught. Your ass hole is off limits....excuse me.....I will use and abuse you in anyway I see necessary to get you to be my submissive cunt slave. How long can you control your urge to use "code blue"? Are you able to go where you have not gone before or are you just another weak bitch that talks a big story?
It is not a question of me handling you, but can you handle going to new limits....probably not!
jscj 2002
jscj2002@hotmail.com
Hey you filthy little cunt...i sent one email and did not hear form you and
then another bounced back. Whats wrong, you can not handle the real thing
bitch. All talk and not action. With me you won't have a chance to say
anything with a ball stuffed in your fucking mouth. Did you get my earlier
email or do I have to write again. It pisses me off when a smelly cunt like
yourself just plays games and knows they can't play for real. Listen you
cock sucking smelly bitch I want to know if you got my long first email.
You are out of control and need me to put some discipline in your life.
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Phat Phred
imbroglio@gmail.com
You sound like my kinda bitch. But most likely you are just a spamming cunt. But I am intrigued.
I am 6'2 230#, arrogant, self-centered and make it my businesa to keep my women the way I like them, subservient to ME. Rough and tumble with some serious abuse is my kind of date.
Give me a call and lets see if you measure up. Jim 425-246-4901
M Duck
mj_duck@yahoo.com
I'm searching for a woman to make my slave and slut. You must be submissive, want to be used, spanked, called dirty names and anything else YOUR MASTER COMMANDS. I won't leave any marks and everything will be handled with respect and professionally. We will have a code word to stop the action if needed. When you reply back with your stats/picture address me as "MASTER". I'll send you my pictures when you reply to this ad. This is a NO STRINGS ATTACHED hook up. I don't care if you're married, in a relationship or in a high stress job. I'm not here to judge you. This is to be fun for both of us. I am a MWM, 39 muscular build and in great shape since my job requires it… Contact me on either Yahoo or AOL Instant messenger.
Mike
Andy Callum
floorandy@yahoo.com
I am a tough man 35. I will dominate you. I need to spank you
KRIS BENNETT
krisbennett26@msn.com
alright I have a new Harley and am a dom white male who has experience and ALL the right tools chastity belt, 3 types of paddles, belts etc. best leather cuffs
Glenn Grovenburg
ggrovenburg@goodfellowbros.com
Let me give it to you
Gery Rickson
gerickson2@gmail.com
Ok, ok.... I'm a fucking pretty boy yuppy-- but only because my lifestyle demands it. Inside I'm a whole different person. Let me show you?
Bustamanteh, Jesus A SGT USAR ARMEDCOM
jesus.bustamanteh@usar.army.mil
OK PHOTO COLLECTOR HERE I AM AGAIN….5’8 LATIN MALE AND ARE YOU SPAM??
Bustamanteh, Jesus A SGT USAR ARMEDCOM
jesus.bustamanteh@usar.army.mil
SO ARE YOU FOR REAL??? JUST WAITING HERE FOR YOU…
Bustamanteh, Jesus A SGT USAR ARMEDCOM
jesus.bustamanteh@usar.army.mil
HELLO
Bustamanteh, Jesus A SGT USAR ARMEDCOM
jesus.bustamanteh@usar.army.mil
Hello are you real??
Jeff
chillerellenos@hotmail.com
sounds like so much fun ..im not seasoned but damn that sounds like fun. wanna give me a try? 31 m 190lb
Anonymous
you fucking bitch...
Is it that important
ithinkyouwilllikeme@gmail.com
I'll give you what you need. I'm 6'4" 255 pounds and will spank, bite, twist and lick every inch of your flesh. I'll shove my cock so deep down your throat that you will beg me to stop. I'll cum all over your face and tits, then start all over again from behind... a long, steady lashing.
xyz50
X_y_Z50@msn.com
I may not be 30 but bitch i can give it like no other man can. I will make you beg for me to stop as i use and abuse your little body all i want. here is my pic, send one back or deal with me.
Chuck Swesey
chuckswesey@qwest.net
A little older… let me know
Boris
Boris.D.Man@comcast.net
I am a biker and I would do to you want you are asking for. The ass spanking the cuffing the verbal abuse . I am D/D free and I last a long time and it takes me while for me to get soft. Hand cuff you over a counter and then spank you and pound you from behind. Pull your hair and tell you what a slut you are and how worthless you would be if it was not for your pussy. Then I can cuff you to a bed or sofa and then titty fuck you untill I cum all over your neck and face, then hold your legs open and jsut fuck you and then bite your nibbles and breasts. I know how to keep marks under clothing don't worry.
Boris
Boris.D.Man@comcast.net
I forgot my pic. here is it this time
David M
davem3468@yahoo.com
you sound fuckin incrediable....Im in the Army..and love to fuck rough
Bandit351w@aol.com
hi, my name is mike, i am 27 and live in
Bellevue. i read your ad and think you sound amazing. i also wanted to
tell you that i think we are looking for exactly the same thing. as for
me i am 5 11 have brown hair and hazel eyes, and a nice athletic build.
i know you probably get tons of messages on here, but i was really
hoping we could talk more. i am a fun, friendly, open minded and honest
guy. i am educated and have a business degree. i am not on here to play
games, just to meet someone for some adventure. feel free to email me
at bandit351w@aol.com
. i hope to hear from you.
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John Doe
seattlems2001@yahoo.com
you cunt. I wouldn't let you swallow my cum unless
you were tied up and I could grab your hair and fuck
your face with my dick into your mouth over and over.
Fuck that, you can't swallow my cum -- I'm blowing my
load on your chest and all over you, bitch. Your not
worthy of tasting my cum.
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Marty Jordan
martyj@geneseeheat.com
Sounds to me like I need to come over, grab you by the ass and hair for my pleasure and get fully serviced.
You can write me back, or even quicker would be to call me here at work, 206-722-1545.
I’m 45, 6-1, big and strong, and ready to take you…
Marty Jordan
john hanson
armed6900@yahoo.com
6' 185 lbs D/D free and in shape. check my pics and let me know if you want to know more.
Darryl Nelson
drnboat1969@yahoo.com
Hey, Nice aggressive CL listing (Spank)! Hey athletic, strong, masculine, dominant male here to fulfill your request. Since you have all the tools then why not try them with me. 5'11, 225lbs, tone rock solid body for you to touch. Here is a facial of me and I work in Seattle so I can meet you first to see if you have what it takes for me. Write back if you like the pic and we'll go from there. Bye.
Mark Richards
mark_n_richards@hotmail.com
I will come over there and dominate and humiliate you while fucking you so hard you won't be able to sit on your sore little pussy for a week! I'll choke you and spit on you while c