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RFJason (Jason Fortuny) and demure conducted an experiment. They posted an ad on the Seattle area Craigslist to see what kind of responses they could get, although it is strongly suspected by some faggots that the entire project was used as an attempt by Fortuny to fuck demure in the ass (success rate undetermined.) A similar scientific study was done on the Portland Craigslist by another person who is not Jason Fortuny.

In the end, the experiment proved that a lot of guys OTI are into kinky sex with hot chicks. STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES.

Contents 1 The Experiment 2 From small prank to huge debate 2.1 Ethics 101 2.2 Impact on ED 3 The Replies 3.1 David Foss 3.2 Alex Myself 3.3 Chris Leyba 3.4 jrwright33 3.5 J. M. 3.6 mike m 3.7 don swaffield 3.8 Scott 3.9 Tim Galvan 3.10 dan_tweak_2000@yahoo.com 3.11 iheartgirliegirls@gmail.com 3.12 r y 3.13 Americanjets 3.14 victor villamil 3.15 hey now 3.16 Marcos Mendez 3.17 Nondisuaded@aol.com 3.18 NeoBlackAngel84@aol.com 3.19 Ray197769@comcast.net 3.20 Joseph Turner 3.21 carli brad 3.22 Reg 3.23 brad cheek 3.24 JAMES BROWN 3.25 Shaun Tarantola 3.26 matthew 3.27 RICHARD KRAUSE 3.28 C George 3.29 PAUL MORGAN 3.30 Ismail A. 3.31 Jerry Cummings (ABM) 3.32 Bone Ranger 3.33 brian 3.34 Sean Smith 3.35 Beach guy 3.36 D A M 3.37 midlife231-350@yahoo.com 3.38 gatita6764@aol.com 3.39 timothy 3.40 Chas Man 3.41 chris 3.42 Tony Casiano 3.43 nero1@netzero.net 3.44 chaz royer 3.45 Latex Lover 3.46 Lance Manly 3.47 graf zeppelin 3.48 Victor Funck 3.49 todd andrede 3.50 J Streets 3.51 jeff mcbride 3.52 jeff mcbride 3.53 Don DeGroot 3.54 Phillip Martinez 3.55 Jeff Wilson 3.56 Mike J 3.57 Edge Player 3.58 max maximum 3.59 Michael Oxbig 3.60 Marcus Anderson 3.61 Michael Smith 3.62 Irnpony 3.63 chuck haning 3.64 Gene O'Keefe 3.65 A 3.66 cameron bailey 3.67 No Names 3.68 Brent Bankson 3.69 Robert 3.70 Mr Mike 3.71 dennis webb 3.72 J S PRIEST 3.73 Devon Walters 3.74 Devon Walters 3.75 Anon 3.76 patrick meucci 3.77 Jim Sauers 3.78 seattle124 3.79 Dirkus 3.80 LowNLoudRoadKing@aol.com 3.81 William Bolima 3.82 Tinmar56@aol.com 3.83 A 3.84 Buckley, Braak M AOAN NBK, Quarterdeck 3.85 keanan levy 3.86 santhos30@comcast.net 3.87 Ron Thomas 3.88 T w 3.89 paul brickowski 3.90 Jon Brennan 3.91 linzip@isomedia.com 3.92 ashton J 3.93 Bob Johns 3.94 D O 3.95 R. D. Granvold 3.96 Nigel Wallace 3.97 Michael McCullough 3.98 Michael McCullough 3.99 Richard Thomas 3.100 ashton J 3.101 tony m 3.102 larry kidz 3.103 Peter Webb 3.104 ashriki 3.105 Eric Holden 3.106 Harley Davidson 3.107 Jay Todd 3.108 Kevin Eubanks 3.109 jscj 2002 3.110 jscj 2002 3.111 Phat Phred 3.112 M Duck 3.113 Andy Callum 3.114 KRIS BENNETT 3.115 Glenn Grovenburg 3.116 Gery Rickson 3.117 Bustamanteh, Jesus A SGT USAR ARMEDCOM 3.118 Bustamanteh, Jesus A SGT USAR ARMEDCOM 3.119 Bustamanteh, Jesus A SGT USAR ARMEDCOM 3.120 Bustamanteh, Jesus A SGT USAR ARMEDCOM 3.121 Jeff 3.122 Anonymous 3.123 ithinkyouwilllikeme@gmail.com 3.124 xyz50 3.125 Chuck Swesey 3.126 Boris 3.127 Boris 3.128 David M 3.129 Bandit351w@aol.com 3.130 John Doe 3.131 Marty Jordan 3.132 john hanson 3.133 Darryl Nelson 3.134 Mark Richards 3.135 Cheryle312@aol.com 3.136 Edward Sanders 3.137 Mister One 3.138 Mark Richards 3.139 Outdoorsmen4fun@aol.com 3.140 santhos30@comcast.net 3.141 ed . 3.142 olywausa@juno.com 3.143 ERICK MONTAvëEZ 3.144 robert lenued 3.145 joshparoy 3.146 kyle kirchmeier 3.147 Will Hayden 3.148 Frank Smith 3.149 Chef NomdePlume 3.150 Mr W 3.151 felipe santana 3.152 Jerry Billings 3.153 Louis 3.154 Louis 3.155 tracy tronson 3.156 Joe Momma 3.157 secrets secrets 3.158 J T 3.159 daren tharp 3.160 Looking 4 Fun 3.161 SEXYBLKMALENBLVU@aol.com 3.162 Chris Elsner 3.163 Scott 3.164 Jay 3.165 mike T 3.166 Kimo Kimo 3.167 Stevie Rollings 3.168 nero1@netzero.com 3.169 Gerardo 3.170 takepix 3.171 ChrisTufts@aol.com 3.172 Weluv6@aol.com 3.173 dfas afds 3.174 Manik Manuva 3.175 jeff wilson 3.176 Seattle Hung 3.177 Robert Brice 3.178 lamar constantine 3.179 bitchcallmedaddy@comcast.net 3.180 firas hazimeh 3.181 Monty Burns 4 Fallout and Speculation 4.1 Euphrasie & Monty Burns 4.1.1 Initial Speculation: Denial 4.1.2 Oh Noes: Acceptance 5 Response From RFJason's Bitches 5.1 Voicemail 5.2 Email Responses 5.3 The Saga of Jerry and "Wife" 5.3.1 Part I: Email conversation with Jerry 5.3.2 Part II: IM Conversation with Jerry 5.3.3 Part III: IM Conversation with Mrs. Jerry 5.3.4 Part IV: E-Court with Jerry and RFJason 6 See Also 7 Links

The Experiment

Here is the ad verbatim, with pic:

i have everything that i need at my place....that is where we will play....no 
exceptions............. we will play at my place...got it??????????

i fuckin hate yuppies [ iam one].... pretty boys suck......i fuckin hate them all......all they 
can do is cum for 2.2 seconds and go 2 sleep..........looking 4 ruff man, harley rider.

it drives me krazy 2 get tit fucked, cuffed, ass spanked with welts and bruises [never any marks 
on  my hands or arms], i have a leg spreader, crop, cane and metal cuffs. spit on me, verbally 
abuse , and cum [i don't give a fuck about the size of ur cock, as i like small ones]on my nips 
and  face. pull my hair. i don't get fucked in my ass since my hole is tite..........don't even 
try   or think about it.

i am 27 yo sexy str8 woman, 5 ft 7 in, 145 lbs [tennis player] long brown hair, small tits 
with   eraser sized nips and d/d free, safe and sane.

dom fucker, get this..........u better be fuckin tuff enuff 2 handle me and a fucking bastard 
who thrives on giving pain.....my safe word is code blue. i need it extreme/edge, that is the 
only  way......if this isn't ur bag.......then fuck off.

i am looking 4 a white or latin only, str8 brutal dom muscular male 30-35 yo who is 
arrogant,     self-centered, nasty, egotistic, sadistic who likes 2 give intense 
pain  and discipline and wants pleasured who is d/d free, safe and sane.

i demand an expert muscular man needs who demands 2 get serviced by this hot kinky 
professional  woman........this is not a fuckin portal site, so if u get paranoid on me, fuck off.
send ur stats and a face pic and i'll return mine to you. don't fuckin spam me, or i'll cut 
off ur  balls. 


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Once it was posted, they sat back and enjoyed the responses. The original thread is available on livejournal.

From small prank to huge debate

Originally just a small prank by RFJason and demure, the entire thing exploded to the point of being old meme. Fortuny's LJ entry received hundreds of comments fast, then it was picked up by waxy.org. From there it went on to Wired. From there it went on to Fark and the BBC and countless other places. A New York Times article is in the works.

Ethics 101

The replies to blog postings have ranged from Jason Fortuny is a jerk (he's even been called sexist, don't ask us on this one) to the men deserved it to both. demure's involvement in the whole thing has been ignored by the bloggers and the commentors for the most part. Perhaps the reason this whole thing has gotten so big is because of all the debate snowballing this into a net phenomenon.

The ethical debate continues to rage. The Associated Press consulted the Craigslist CEO, an Oxford/Harvard law professor, and an EFF staff attorney for their wire piece. Regarding Fortuny's postings, "It's one of those questions that could find its way onto a law school exam because it is comparatively new territory," [law professor] Zittrain said. Fortuny's liability under Washington state law, [EFF staff attorney Kurt Opsahl] said, rests on whether the disclosures are of legitimate concern to the public. "As far as I know, they (the respondents) are not public figures, so it would be challenging to show that this was something of public concern," Opsahl said.

It should be noted that everyone who responded with personal information/cock pics/from a work address should return their internet. Ted Stevens is looking for a new one.

Impact on ED

Encyclopedia Dramatica has been mentioned in some sources by name, some as just a satire site hosting the images with no link. An AP wire story says "Fortuny then posted all the replies on a Web site devoted to parodies and satires online." An MSNBC piece featuring ED and is available on YouTube, by clicking here. The piece shows a user scrolling through ED while blurring out the images, additionally, in the browser's address bar "ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA.COM" is digially added in large, black, bold letters. MSNBC apparently uses a new kind of ie only availble to news stations. The local Seattle television news went so far as to interview one of the respondents. Firas Hazimeh who refers to himself as "Nate" is interviewed on the Komo station and talks about his experience. See the clip

ED's alexarank peaked at 1246, receiving tens of hits every second. The server strain caused the need to turn off logins, most images, and edits after much downtime. The article received 90K views before being deleted and restored. You can see the current amount of views at the bottom of this page.

The Replies

David Foss

where do I sign up???

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Alex Myself

hi i love to be with you just for fuck i have 8 inch dick for you give me your phone i can call you for date love bogdan
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Chris Leyba

Yeah, I nice stringy rope would work best. Pick it up, slowly tear away the end of it, exposing the bristles. Walk over you to,slip it underneath your breasts... rock it from side to side, warming your nipples against its friction. I would push you over next. Those exposed bristles are going to come in handy now, I think. I would briskly begin to whip you with it... not exposing any blood or leaving any bruises, but definitely showing you enough force to let you know that I am the boss. I would begin to wrap you up in it, lightly tapping you on the underside as you are bent over doggy style, letting your pussy know its turn is next. I now have you all tied up... you really want to know what I would do to you if I were there right now? I'm tired of women who play around with sex... it is not sport, it is not leverage, it is just raw, animal fun. I like starting off my stroking your thigh a little. Teasing a girl is always a plus for both of us. I'll work my hand up towards your panties, but I will only continue underneath them when I can feel that you're starting to get wet for me. My hand likes to play around with your pussy for a while, feeling it moisten up under the power of your deeper, heavier breaths. I'll reach inside you, but only for a second... the best part I save for later. I lower down besides you, gently kissing you randomly along the thigh... testing the waters. When I can feel your pussy begging for it I gently run my tongue along it, getting my first taste of your succulent juices. Then, I will dig in. You have to know by now that I LOVE the taste of pussy, panting as you feel my tongue explore every crevice inside of you. It eventually lands on your clit, where it licks and sucks until you are raw enough to cum just from the presence of a decent wisk of air. I love that youre dirty enough to occasionally pull me up for a hard kiss, sharing your juices with me in sloppy, reckless kisses. You don't even bother with reaching for me. You know you're wet enough to be fucked without sucking me down for a while. You grab me and shove me into you quickly, feeling the first thrust of me filling up your wet pussy. We will wear eachother out, trying every sick, Freudian fantasy you have ever wanted. When I cum, I eat you out again slowly, keeping your orgasms constant, leaving you in anticipation of my next. This is what I want. If there's anything else you would like to know, you have my pics, you have my email, and my sn on AIM is rolliegoalie21. Let me know how much you want it... and don't wash your hand until I get there ;)
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jrwright33

WOW....I would like the chance to have some real fun with you ASAP....Me 6'4", 195 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes....7" member... Let me know if you like.....
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J. M.

kakkoii_amerikajin@yahoo.com

...but thin and fit. 31, tattoos, experienced, professional, 6ft/165lbs, brn/blu, not unattractive, can host (decent house) aims ta please. ;)
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mike m

snowlova2004@yahoo.com

hi 30 m, downtown seattle im 6ft brn hr hzl eyes goattie 170 7 plus i can cum 5 times still be hard my hair kinda long hair im a concrete worker love eating pussy and ass ur pi makes me crave to lick what i saw my yahoo id same as here snowlova2004@yahoo.com
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don swaffield

swaffrcoly1@yahoo.com

i just need to say that ass is nice ..but it dont look to tight.. looks vialated to me. helllllo in there!!
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Scott

subless_in_seattle@comcast.net

when and where missy.
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Tim Galvan

timnrayna@comcast.net

first of all you don't need to see my face or know my stats because when I'm done with you you wont care. If you cant tell that I can give you what you want, then you deserve whatever lame ass fucker you get. I can talk nice to you just long enough to get the info I need and then you will find out what it is realy like to be dominated and abused. and I promise that if I come over and you do not give me all I ask for you will be punnished. I just hope you are up for it cause I have a LOT of stamina. If you like what you are reading send me a face pic. If I like it I will write you back to get directions so I can find you for both of our pleasure.
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dan_tweak_2000@yahoo.com

dfas afds 24m, Redmond Dan
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iheartgirliegirls@gmail.com

me you look hot. i'd nail ya, but i'd be afraid you'd kick my ass if i came in like two hours or something.
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r y

rttf1000@hotmail.com

lets fuckin do this i can give you what u want no question .....
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Americanjets

amerikanjets@yandex.ru

and make you scream - blue is what you will be for a week : )
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victor villamil

victor_villamil@yahoo.com

hey there... i'll like to fuck the shit out of you and make you cum like a lil 18 yrs old little gurl ... fuck you in your nice pink pussy until worn you out ... this is my pic .. let me know if you r interested...
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hey now

joxsur9@yahoo.com

Hey, I'm not a Harley man, but I'm so not a yuppie either. I was a logger, but now I'm in finance. I'm 35 years old, 6'2" tall, muscular, strong, pushy, and don't have time to fuck around wasting our time. Take a look at my pic and get back to me SOON!!!
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Marcos Mendez

dolphinsurfer@msn.com

I sent my picture but it might be too small to see, email me back and I can send a picture one. Do you have msn or yahoo messenger? mark
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Nondisuaded@aol.com

Nice cunt and ass bitch hit me back if you want daddy to kick your ass gt
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NeoBlackAngel84@aol.com

Im 22 and i will make you scream in pain but in a good way. i a have body i work out 6 times a week and im a Rock/Goth man so i'm a pretty boy but i look good. i know about S&M Bondage, blood play and all things Evil
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Ray197769@comcast.net

Hey Girl, You want it, ill give it! RAy
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Joseph Turner

turnerjhotblues@hotmail.com

nice coochie,,, I'm over here in Kent and I'm a fucking bastard! lol I'm 33, name's Joe,, I'm dutch,,, what else should I say?? ummm let u ask me,, catch you later Joe
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carli brad

ccalius@yahoo.com

i love ur pussy i wanna fuke it hard when we can meet?
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Reg

reggie0123@gmail.com

Maybe a lil young for your standards but hey, How can you deny someone that was born the same year as you? FYI I love to eat wet pussy… and im a champion at it. Check out my profile/pics at myspace reg123 and lemme know if ya might be interested.
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brad cheek

bcheek357@yahoo.com

muscle head 2 muscle head 2 When do you need this service performed? Brad
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JAMES BROWN

jamesbrown76391@msn.com

you sound like a freak I like,heres my pic if you like ill fuck the shit out of you.
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Shaun Tarantola

footballfundamentals@hotmail.com

Seeing that photo and reading those words makes me want to come over right now and fuck you so hard that you can't go to work tomorrow. You are right that is one tight ass that you have and I would take joy in slapping that so hard you fucking wake up the neighborhood.
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matthew

virgil919@yahoo.com

You act sound like you think you make the rules Fuck off
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RICHARD KRAUSE

rickredneckhunter@yahoo.com

You are a liar!! From the look of your ass, you have been reamed more times than Carter has Liver Pills!!!!......You have been flagged!!!.......Good Luck!!!!
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C George

c_george70@hotmail.com

Boy, I'd love to spank that ass hard! It's so much fun to see the welts raising on your tight little ass! Bend over bitch, and take it like a man! ;)
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PAUL MORGAN

pmorgan253@msn.com

I'll give you what you are looking for. Use those tools at your place as they are designed. 35, 5'9" have the other equipment you need also.

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Ismail A.

ismail.a@comcast.net

Hi cutie... sounds good. Here is my picture. send yours and lets have fun. Jesse I.

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Jerry Cummings (ABM)

v-jecumm@microsoft.com

NSA meeting, and if we hit things off well, may turn into a safe and ongoing NSA friendship. This of course is if you like what we give each other?lol I'm married and looking to fill the needs not being done at home. So if you're still reading, look at my picture, and think about it? Me: 5'11" 160 lbs Hazel green eyes Blond hair Medium build Chat me: j_at_ms Yahoo Thanks Jerry Cell # (206) 793-9107
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Bone Ranger

boneranger99@yahoo.com

listen you fucking cunt you aren't worth the sauce in my balls. What makes you think a 6'6" man like me would want to fuck a skanky whore like you. You can choke on my cock and suck on my ass but the only way you can drink my cum is off the floor or strait out of your cunt. In fact you are nothing but a human toilet and you need to be spread so I can piss on you.
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brian

Williamsb161@comcast.net

Hey I saw your profile today profile, it sounds like we would get along pretty well, and have a good time. Here is a little bit about me 6-1 athletic build, blonde hair, hazel blue eyes. Very fun to be round, just fun over all, I have a picture all you have to do is ask if you want to see it. I have Yahoo funfreakyguy425, also have pictures up on myspace, use uwtacomastudent@hotmail.com that is also my MSN, and my AIM is uwtacguy. If you want to know more IM or send me email talk to you soon I hope…

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Sean Smith

ssmith_97504@yahoo.com

If you would be intersted in talking, please contact me via e-mail or yahoo messanger.... ssmith_97504@yahoo.com I also have more pictures & information at... myspace.com/ssmith_97504 Take Care...Sean ;0)

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Beach guy

hk914u@yahoo.com

Stick it in your ass babe you're kidding yourself. I can see in your pic how big and open it is and my 8” will fit nice and tight. You're tits better be worth the ride or I'll bitch slap you till you look like a glazed donut. Don't even waste my time with reply till you've shown me what they look like.

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D A M

boylondon12@gmail.com

Hi, I was wondering if you were still available...don't worry, my pic isn't too dangerous...lol...hope you like though and I have more if you would like. I'm sure you had numerous replies but i hope i'm not too late!!! care to chat? ~D

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midlife231-350@yahoo.com

How about we play a tennis match and if I beat you then you have to do what I say !! Me Late 30's, very fit, blue collar worker, discreet....

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gatita6764@aol.com

Do you like Mexican! my name is Ciro. I'm 29yrs. I live in Shoreline.

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timothy

timothy.holmes@lycos.com

Look no further..I can serve and fulfill all of your needs and wants. You deserve nothing less than hardcore FUCKING!! So I definitely want YOU!! Me: Latin; Panamanian, str8, brutal, dom muscular male, 33 I Aam fucking arrogant, self-centered, nasty, egotistic, sadistic who LOVES 2 give intense pain and discipline and wants pleasure I am d/d free, safe and sane. Let's do it!!
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Chas Man

seattlethought@yahoo.com

Someone definitely needs the anger beat out of her. 33, 5'11, 175 pounds, single.

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chris

atwil2004@yahoo.ca

Hello was wondering if this would do the trick.Forwarded message From: 7207711807@tmomail.net To: atwil2004@yahoo.ca Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2006 17:11:03 -0700 (PDT) Subject: FW:

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Tony Casiano

tcasiano@innovationnw.com

How do I get hold of you ... I don't have patience so hurry up!

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nero1@netzero.net

You come on every once in while and give us all what we really want and you aint reall you sadist.. bitch.. If i get my hands on you , I let you taste your own cum feed you my cum off your pussy.. rub it on your face a bunch of it. tease your lill nipples if you have any .. Your ass loos good enough to eat but first you have to earn it.. Who am I ? I m your dream a nightmare .. I ewill make you beg for everything I know women and you are what all must be you are natural if you are real at all. You claim all this and will have no tolerance for any of it .. You just talk talk TALK.. Bitch.. You want discipline and pain.. I give it to girls like you daily , I am trainer .. yes I am and make you have pain and sweat you yuppy asshole.. You think you buy me with 85$ an hour. ? I get your ass spanked and make you eat your own cum and lick mine off your pussy.. now fuck off unreal piece of yuppy garbage you.. probably stink.. just here to provoke. Why else then ?
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chaz royer

docevil629@yahoo.com

this is me & i live in west seattle.

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Latex Lover

ilovelatex6669@yahoo.com

Hi—How’s it going? I just saw your posting on craigslist, and thought I would write and say hi. I’m 30, 6’1”, single (no kids), and I have a very professional type job. Although as you can probably tell from my username, I can be a little kinky too… Let me know if you would like to chat some more. -David
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Lance Manly

ttlshi@hotmail.com

fuck you make me horny. I want to ram my cock down your throat till you puke all over my lap. I'll hold you down while I pummel your pussy. you like latin cock - let me know
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graf zeppelin

grafzeppelin@shaw.ca

Your profile and pic just gave me a huge fuckin hard on. This is me, I'm 35 and live in Vancouver BC Canada. Randy

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Victor Funck

riverwalker46@yahoo.com

HEY GIRL,,, I'm no yuppie,,, But am NORNEY as hell and want to fuck that sweet ass of yours TONIGHT.......
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todd andrede

unknownislander69@yahoo.com

Tried to send you pic and stats.,wouldnt go through so fuck it..

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J Streets

vadergrip@hotmail.com

When you show that hot ass all I can think about is fuck you. You may be real. All I know is that I can fuck you good. Pretty boy I am not but good lookin I ve been told. I like to fuck. If your hot I ll fuck all night and then finger you and lick you till I get hard again. I might not spit on you but I ll spit between your legs so I dont get cock burn. Dont be fuck n coy. Hit me up so can give you the grip.J
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jeff mcbride

jmcbride7769@yahoo.com

I have everything you need, you will feel the pain and the pleasure. Check out my music on my sight and youll feel the rage Ill send you a hot pick bitch but you must obey my first command I live on the hill

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jeff mcbride

jmcbride7769@yahoo.com

6’3 34, 6in EXPERIENCED, SANE, ILL BLISTER YOU ASS www.blackmoonbuddha.com ill send a face pic, I cant shrink it when I hear back YOU WONT BE DISSAPOINTED IN MY LOOKS

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Don DeGroot

funntwink@hotmail.com

No doubt i can fucken keep up with you. You just need to prove yourself worthy. Attached is a pic. So if you are still interested, email a pic and we'll see.

(Editor's note: Cute doggie!)

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Phillip Martinez

phillipmartinez@gmail.com

if only!!! if you like the pics let me know.

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Jeff Wilson

jeff_wilson46@yahoo.com

im jeff 6ft 220 wanna know more?

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Mike J

baseball4u27@yahoo.com

More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) I would love to bend you over and smack your ass while I fuck you and pull your hair. I am 6ft, 185lbs, reddish brown hair, D/D free. Send me an emial so we can get together, with you on your knees :) Mike
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Edge Player

thewanderingtaoist@yahoo.com

You want it? Fine, here I am. I am cruel, sadistic, and meaner than fuck. I will take you down, use you until you're bleeding and turn you into the disgusting fuck toy you know you really are. But first I will hurt you very VERY badly. I'm the real deal you dumb whore, if you really want a cruel bastard to fuck you up here is your chance. Take it or leave it, your loss if you fuck this up.

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max maximum

trip960@yahoo.com

More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) Ok you hot fucking slut! I am going to put you on your knee's handcuffed and use you as my personal cum dump! I am 6'2" muscular built tan MAN! not some sissy pussy boy if you want to get fucked long and hard with 9inches of hard cock and made to gag on it. Then drop me a line back I am available! P.S I am not for the weak so be prepared!
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Michael Oxbig

myoxsbig@gmail.com

More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) 36, 6'5 220 fit athletic build. Bench press 410, squat 525, 7" cock. Former professional football player, can dish out and handle pain. Bring it on bitch!!!
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Marcus Anderson

marcusandersoon@gmail.com

More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) I assure you I am real... but I am going to keep this quick incase you are not... I am 27, Male, live with a roommate in Redmond. Do you have a pic? Tell me more about you... I want to meet up with you. I am no pretty boy, I have stamina that will leave you wanting more... Marcus
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Michael Smith

michael873@hotmail.com

More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) Hello, By far the best and ad so far. But there is no fuckin way you are for real. I doubt you could handle this yuppie. But hey, if you're up to prove a bastard wrong........ A little about me: I am age 29, very fit, 5'11", dark hair, blue eyes, healthy & safe and std/hiv free. So on that note, I have attached a few of my pictures. Let me know if you approve. I am already hooked... As you can probably tell - I am definitely interested. Feel free to give me a call if you would like. Best wishes, -Michael 206-423-2774
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Irnpony

More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) I just read your posting on Craigslist and I'd lond to give you a good, hard, prolonged power fucking...of course like so many others that I'm sure have responded, it‚Äôs my hope that I might find a sexy woman interested in some mind-blowing, clean, power sex. At the risk of sounding arrogant, I‚Äôm considered a very handsome man, tall, athletic build, 6‚Äô-2‚Äù, 200lbs, and pride myself in staying fit, healthy, and active. I have shorter lite brown hair, deep blue eyes and wear a well groomed mustache. I‚Äôm a well educated, well traveled professional but not a prude and love to get out on the town and have a good time. Since it‚Äôs no secret what this is about, I‚Äôm a deeply sexual man, I guess like most, but have the tools to make it more enjoyable. I‚Äôm very well endowed, 8 ¬O‚Äù to 9‚Äù, cut and very thick and I get ceramic hard when aroused. I have a strong appetite for long pleasurable sessions of sexual fun‚Ķplease don‚Äôt be offended and if that‚Äôs a problem, I would understand if you choose not to respond. Well, if this response captures your interest and you‚Äôd like to know more or have me send you some more pictures, then please drop me a message. Hope to hear from you soon.
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chuck haning

quicktow21@hotmail.com

More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) i like that hot ass my name is chuck i am 511 185 blond blue 6 cut looking to get fucked email me quicktow21@hotmail.com

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Gene O'Keefe

geneokeefe@hotmail.com

More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) Hey, I live on Capitol Hill and would like to bang your ass.

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A

albertogucc@yahoo.com

More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) Hi - I'm 35, professional Male. I work in downtown Seattle. I am 6'1, 185 lbs. very clean safe, discreet and fit. Dark hair, hazel eyes and smooth olive complexion. Try me... I do have pics to exchange with a response - wanna make sure you are for real first..

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cameron bailey

killacambeezy@yahoo.com

More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) I think I would appreciate a woman like you in my life. I am 25 and my name is Cameron.. I would love to make you smile and sweep you off your feet. Only if I had a chance to prove it. I need an email address to send you some pics and I will not dissapoint you. Hope we can start something that turns out amazing. I think you are looking for a man like me. And even if your not, you should be because I will make you feel like dancing. In all honestly, I cannot wait to look into your eyes. This is sweet talk but I do know how to talk dirty. I am very good looking but not a pretty boy. But regardless I will fuck you until you cannot take it anymore. You will cum and cum and cum again... Let me prove to you that you dream of a guy like me and heres your chance. Might not be rough but I am in the bedroom.

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No Names

bedefiant@hotmail.com

More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) To be delt with in a bad way. I can take of what you need and that's all you need to know. I'm not crazy or unprofessional. I have a normal life and this can't and WILL NOT get in the way of it. Here's a pic I have more if needed. Let me know if this interests you, I would like to know and see more of you.... -T

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Brent Bankson

bbankson59@hotmail.com

More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) Hello!...I am a 34yo male...6"2.195lbs....in shape..like to play rough...If you like my picts...Meet for lunch???(wink)....Brent

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Robert

n7453t@comcast.net

More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) if you were not so picky i would love to cum over and spanky your tight little ass and fuck you doggy stly while pulling you hair.

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Mr Mike

mrwestseattle@yahoo.com

More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) Yahoo! PhotoMail Slideshow | Print at Home | Order Prints | Save to: My Yahoo! Photos or My Computer Click a photo to view a larger version on Yahoo! Photos. See links above for more options. im game to head over now!! im free everyday during the day... i would love to chat with you about this situation... i know that my fetishes will mess well with yours!! would love to start an on-going relationship with you!! lets chat! im in great shape... i run or box everyday....

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dennis webb

dnns_webb@yahoo.com

More options Aug 31 (5 days ago) had long hair intill last year had to cut for work! my ting is im in to paddleing hard spiting pulling hair makeing you my slut! ms if your free tonight or call 253 951 7210

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J S PRIEST

JSPRIEST@jnaseattle.com

Just letting you know. I love this post. Made my fucking day.

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Devon Walters

devoninseattle@yahoo.com

The real question is, can you handle it if you really find what you are looking for? I am into bondage, pain, control, and slut fucking a sub. I am a horny Dom bastard that likes to whip my subs ass until she cries, and fuck her through her sobs. I am demanding, experienced, and thorough. I like it when I look at a woman's ass, and it is criss crossed with welts and crimsom red. When I have her trained, I like to blindfold her, tie her up on her knees, and show off what a good cocksucker she is to another man. You will be used for what you are. Nothing more. M. Devon
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Devon Walters

devoninseattle@yahoo.com

You know, if you are serious, you could get that naughty hungry fuck hole eaten and filled up this morning. Come over, drop your pants, bend over, and just get fucked. I have the toys and gear to whip you for it, and to tie you up to make sure you take it like a good girl. I want to use it, and I have the equipment and the place to do it. Anonymous, no words, just drop your pants and be the word. Fuck. Devon

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Anon

You fucking bitch read this

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patrick meucci

pem71@yahoo.com

You lied, I looked at your picture and that asshole is anything but tight. I could spit watermelon seeds in to that asshole from 20 feet away. You obviously love pain and I think my cock in your ass would allow you to derive just that right amount of pain. I don't have a fat cock but what I do have would look great punishing your sexy ass. I might even give your pussy a taste if your worth it.
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Jim Sauers

jimsauers@hotmail.com

I'd love to audition for the play...I've been told I'm quite good as a Dom. Any interest?

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seattle124

seattle124@modomail.com

Too bad there are no exceptions - you have a very nice backside that looks like it is in need of some attention (and judging by your message you need to be shown some manners and how to use proper grammar as well). Unfortunately, my car was broken into last night and seriously damaged so I am stuck here. If your Craigslist deviant hunting proves unsuccessful, I could be available for a private tutoring session here at my place on Lake Union (on as in I live on a 40' boat). I work today and tomorrow but can push things aside if the need is there. But make no mistake; if you take me up on the offer, I am the teacher and you are the student. My lessons are long in both subject and duration but I promise you will leave here enlightened :)

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Dirkus

evildirkus@gmail.com

Then lets play bitch. Should I bring my toys too?

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LowNLoudRoadKing@aol.com

hey hows it going im jamie 34 male white here are some pics let me know if u like i have a couple harleys i have lots of tats more than whats in my pic well hope to hear from you soon

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William Bolima

roophio_fb@yahoo.com

28 yr old experienced dominant master here. 6', 215 lbs of muscle and like to be in control. If you wanna be pushed to the edge, I can make you cum till your weak in the knees. Looking for no strings attached relationship. Spanking, biting, hot wax, its all good... you can see my pic if you respond.

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Tinmar56@aol.com

hello

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A

ajp302000@yahoo.com

I would love to fuck you hard and spank that ass of yours....

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Buckley, Braak M AOAN NBK, Quarterdeck

braak.buckley@navy.mil

6in cut

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keanan levy

levdog22@hotmail.com

im your man, im 6ft about 185lbs (editor's note: WTF) dark hair and eyes good lookin NOT A PRETTY BOY five tatoos muscular and very intence in the bed or where ever we are. im into the same thing you are the harder the better ( whithout going to far) get back to me soon, i dont have a camera for the pic but im not a bad guy or a perv or anything like that and im totally clean. get back to me soon.
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santhos30@comcast.net

Let me know..I'm free today

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Ron Thomas

ronald.thomas57@verizon.net

Oh yea, I love everything about you. I would love to fuck you hard in the ass while I pull your hair and make you scream. Then I would expect my cock suck and caressed until i cum in your mouth. I'm 6'3", a few tats, std free. if you are interested, let me know and we can go from there.
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T w

tjuandel@yahoo.com

Your CL add actually bruised my soul. I have never been so intrigued and turned on by something I've read. You must be equal parts Pam Anderson, Joan Jett, & Attila the Hun. Where do you get off writing those things in the middle of my work day? Now what the hell am I gonna do? Jerk off in the bathroom or slam my dick in the door a couple of times so it stops getting hard for a while? Yuppy boys - they know nothing of passion. By outward appearances and my resume you would probably mistake me for one. Behind the scenes I'm a lot different. I did own a Harley but got rid of it because there are too many yuppies pretending to be something they're not riding them now. Just because you get a leather jacket and a Harley tank top from the local dealer does make you bad. None of those homos know how to really raise hell. Heaven doesn't want me and the Devil is afraid I'll take over so for now I am in the Seattle area. Would love to pay you a visit.
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paul brickowski

thebigbadwolfguy@yahoo.com

Im 6'5 225lbs great shape and I love ruff sex! I am very verbal in bed ( well during sex, because most the time I dont fuck in bed). I am self employed and do very well for myself. I need to find a woman that can take to kind of lovin I like to give! Are you the one? I am college educated, fun, mean, safe, and respectful of boundries when needed! I dont know what else to say. I hope you are ready to get taken control of by me! Ill send a pic when you reply.

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Jon Brennan

jonjon1117@mac.com

WHE DO YOU WANT IT BITCH.....? Im Jon. 35 yo Muscular/Husky build. 6ft brn/blue. Just what your fuckin lookin for. will send pic if you bother to answer me. Do it

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linzip@isomedia.com

Are YOU worth the trouble for me to put you in your place? You sound like a marginally snide little bitch who needs a strong hand and a length of strong rope. Like pain, rough sex and wrestling? Sounds pretty glib. Will you take the back of my hand if I get tired of your feistiness? I can only take so much feisty before I'd have to tie you down on your belly and give you the hard fucking that will help you re-define "rough sex".

If you aren't making a pose to impress me just to get a little attention, I might try you out. You have a good body and you say the right words- do you walk the walk?? Or are you just another wannabe slut girl who gets squirmy when it gets hard and tough? If you think you have the stuff, there may be some hope for you, and we can talk.

I'm 36, tall, in good shape (part-time jock), healthy and attractive. I like a real submissive who is willing to pay the price, and I have a nasty imagination. If you are good enough......

I've attached a photo. Reply and we will talk, if you are the real deal.
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ashton J

ashtonlikes@yahoo.com

Love Your ad!! Although very new to this I have always had the fantasy.. I am a Boxer, (Bare knuckles) Underground. Very similar to "fight club" for reference. I am very respectful as well and just looking for the experience.. Let's do it!! Let me tear you up!!!!

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Bob Johns

stdonit2@hotmail.com

You sound like a pretender to me. Someone who just likes their ass patted a little. What you really deserve is my purple hand print on both sides of your ass. You say you can handle the rough stuff, but I really doubt it. Your ad seems to be part dom and part submissive. Make no mistake, if we meet, I'm in charge. You WILL follow my every order, or the punishment will be severe.

I doubt you are for real, but get back to me if you like.
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D O

Davebuilds@msn.com

still looking lets talk

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R. D. Granvold

rdgranvold@msn.com

yes boss.... r u real ?? your sure look great..here is my pic..I can send email another full pic..but it is pdf not jpg...511 190 d & d free, sensual fun ..nice breath...;smile...and great kisser...and you? can u send any other pic? ,meet for coffee, cocktail? when is your free time? I am self employed professional...thanks for taking a moment to respond..if you are a woman and not a guy faking it..waiting for your command

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Nigel Wallace

gambitlv14@yahoo.com

if you want someone to beat you and use you and fuck you hard. I am the guy. I am 6"2, 200 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, fit. Let me know if your interested and we can trade pics

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Michael McCullough

tripplanner1@yahoo.com

If your real let talk. I see you the kind of bitch that need a man like me. I will make you do things you have only dreamed of. You wont know what hit you when I leave. SO you if your real. And you think you can handle a man like me. I will fuck you for hours. Then as I cuff your hands behind you and make you get on your fucking knees take a hand full of your hair and make you beg me to stop But NO I'm going to treat you like the fucking whore you are. Make you be my cum queen slut. Then as I hold a hand full of your hair make you suck my cock and as I get ready to cum pull out of your mouth and cum in your hair. then rub the end of my cock all over you face.....giving you the cum facial you need. So if you think you can handle this bastard. You bitch I have sent this twice and it keeps coming back, Graig's list wont let me send a fucking photo. If your real send me an E-mail. I will punish you if you don't.
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Michael McCullough

tripplanner1@yahoo.com

To bad your not real

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Richard Thomas

thomasr74@yahoo.com

30m White, Everett, but will travel to Cap. Hill do dominate you....6-3 dark blonde blue eyes.

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ashton J

ashtonlikes@yahoo.com

I forgot to mention I was the guy on the left!! I don't know what your waiting for.. Are you scared??

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tony m

tycoon_cobb@hotmail.com

hey im mobile, ready for some hott play and ready to dominate your body, im 5'11 190lb brown hair tan skin, athletic, i also love tennis, im outgoing, reliable, disease free, safe, funny, im in seattle , hit me back my pic is on myspace its www.myspace.com
/sportscardz look me up

cum..........
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larry kidz

lkidz@hotmail.com

I'm on the left, although my hair is a tad more corporate these days. I have no problem whipping your ass to a cherry red. I prefer a switch, as you can line the marks so the resemble the red/white stripes on a flag. Perfect gift for the holidays. Then, as the welts rise and the steam comes off them, I'd grab your hips and shove my cock up that cherry ass.

Care to chat more? Then write back, bitch.
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Peter Webb

pwebbcrwlr@yahoo.com

shut up and give me your number, so i can cum over and give you what you need... maybe a tennis racquet. i'm not some tubby either.... and i'm strong and can handle more than you. hope you like the pic.
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ashriki

ashriki@hotmail.com

Hello! You sound like a bitch who needs some good spanking

If i had you here i would tie you up and just put my fist right in your pussy you crazy fucking whore.

You need to learn how to be a good submissive whore.

I am in Capitol hill as well.

if you are as bad ass as you sound email me with your picture so I can see your cum face and maybe just maybe you would be lucky to be spanked and fucked by me in your whore house.
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Eric Holden

tinymax@hotmail.com

you rock
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Harley Davidson

harleypride@gmail.com

Be careful what you wish for………………

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Jay Todd

jtsdawgs@hotmail.com

6-2, 205...dark hair and eyes...33....very muscular and fit...talented tongue....7 thick inches...

VERY DOMINANT..

Jay

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Kevin Eubanks

kevin.eubanks@philips.com

ok... if you are serious let me know.... I am latin and a crazy mother fuker in the bedroom...... I will spit in your mouth and stuff your panties in you own mouths.. YOU WILL DO what i fuken tell you or you get fuked even harder.... do you understand? Franco -

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jscj 2002

jscj2002@hotmail.com

Well now.....we have a little gal that thinks she is tough shit. Well, listen you smelly little cunt, I will not tolerate any bullshit from you. You will do exactly as I tell you or you will be punished beyond your comprehension (which won't take much because of your tiny fucking useless female brain).

Bitch, you will speak when I ask you too and moan when I tell you. If you open your mouth which I consider just another hole I will hold your eyes open and spit into each of them and then use my special cane to provide a little sting to your arm pits.

I am getting pissed off right now thinking about what a bitchy cunt you are and the lessons you need to be taught. Your ass hole is off limits....excuse me.....I will use and abuse you in anyway I see necessary to get you to be my submissive cunt slave. How long can you control your urge to use "code blue"? Are you able to go where you have not gone before or are you just another weak bitch that talks a big story?

It is not a question of me handling you, but can you handle going to new limits....probably not!

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jscj 2002

jscj2002@hotmail.com

Hey you filthy little cunt...i sent one email and did not hear form you and then another bounced back. Whats wrong, you can not handle the real thing bitch. All talk and not action. With me you won't have a chance to say anything with a ball stuffed in your fucking mouth. Did you get my earlier email or do I have to write again. It pisses me off when a smelly cunt like yourself just plays games and knows they can't play for real. Listen you cock sucking smelly bitch I want to know if you got my long first email. You are out of control and need me to put some discipline in your life.
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Phat Phred

imbroglio@gmail.com

You sound like my kinda bitch. But most likely you are just a spamming cunt. But I am intrigued.

I am 6'2 230#, arrogant, self-centered and make it my businesa to keep my women the way I like them, subservient to ME. Rough and tumble with some serious abuse is my kind of date.

Give me a call and lets see if you measure up. Jim 425-246-4901

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M Duck

mj_duck@yahoo.com

I'm searching for a woman to make my slave and slut. You must be submissive, want to be used, spanked, called dirty names and anything else YOUR MASTER COMMANDS. I won't leave any marks and everything will be handled with respect and professionally. We will have a code word to stop the action if needed. When you reply back with your stats/picture address me as "MASTER". I'll send you my pictures when you reply to this ad. This is a NO STRINGS ATTACHED hook up. I don't care if you're married, in a relationship or in a high stress job. I'm not here to judge you. This is to be fun for both of us. I am a MWM, 39 muscular build and in great shape since my job requires it… Contact me on either Yahoo or AOL Instant messenger.

Mike

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Andy Callum

floorandy@yahoo.com

I am a tough man 35. I will dominate you. I need to spank you

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KRIS BENNETT

krisbennett26@msn.com

alright I have a new Harley and am a dom white male who has experience and ALL the right tools chastity belt, 3 types of paddles, belts etc. best leather cuffs

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Glenn Grovenburg

ggrovenburg@goodfellowbros.com

Let me give it to you

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Gery Rickson

gerickson2@gmail.com

Ok, ok.... I'm a fucking pretty boy yuppy-- but only because my lifestyle demands it. Inside I'm a whole different person. Let me show you?

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Bustamanteh, Jesus A SGT USAR ARMEDCOM

jesus.bustamanteh@usar.army.mil

OK PHOTO COLLECTOR HERE I AM AGAIN….5’8 LATIN MALE AND ARE YOU SPAM??

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Bustamanteh, Jesus A SGT USAR ARMEDCOM

jesus.bustamanteh@usar.army.mil

SO ARE YOU FOR REAL??? JUST WAITING HERE FOR YOU…

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Bustamanteh, Jesus A SGT USAR ARMEDCOM

jesus.bustamanteh@usar.army.mil

HELLO

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Bustamanteh, Jesus A SGT USAR ARMEDCOM

jesus.bustamanteh@usar.army.mil

Hello are you real??

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Jeff

chillerellenos@hotmail.com

sounds like so much fun ..im not seasoned but damn that sounds like fun. wanna give me a try? 31 m 190lb

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Anonymous

you fucking bitch...

Is it that important

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ithinkyouwilllikeme@gmail.com

I'll give you what you need. I'm 6'4" 255 pounds and will spank, bite, twist and lick every inch of your flesh. I'll shove my cock so deep down your throat that you will beg me to stop. I'll cum all over your face and tits, then start all over again from behind... a long, steady lashing.

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xyz50

X_y_Z50@msn.com

I may not be 30 but bitch i can give it like no other man can. I will make you beg for me to stop as i use and abuse your little body all i want. here is my pic, send one back or deal with me.

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Chuck Swesey

chuckswesey@qwest.net

A little older… let me know

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Boris

Boris.D.Man@comcast.net

I am a biker and I would do to you want you are asking for. The ass spanking the cuffing the verbal abuse . I am D/D free and I last a long time and it takes me while for me to get soft. Hand cuff you over a counter and then spank you and pound you from behind. Pull your hair and tell you what a slut you are and how worthless you would be if it was not for your pussy. Then I can cuff you to a bed or sofa and then titty fuck you untill I cum all over your neck and face, then hold your legs open and jsut fuck you and then bite your nibbles and breasts. I know how to keep marks under clothing don't worry.

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Boris

Boris.D.Man@comcast.net

I forgot my pic. here is it this time

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David M

davem3468@yahoo.com

you sound fuckin incrediable....Im in the Army..and love to fuck rough

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Bandit351w@aol.com

hi, my name is mike, i am 27 and live in Bellevue. i read your ad and think you sound amazing. i also wanted to tell you that i think we are looking for exactly the same thing. as for me i am 5 11 have brown hair and hazel eyes, and a nice athletic build. i know you probably get tons of messages on here, but i was really hoping we could talk more. i am a fun, friendly, open minded and honest guy. i am educated and have a business degree. i am not on here to play games, just to meet someone for some adventure. feel free to email me at bandit351w@aol.com
. i hope to hear from you.
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John Doe

seattlems2001@yahoo.com

you cunt. I wouldn't let you swallow my cum unless you were tied up and I could grab your hair and fuck your face with my dick into your mouth over and over. Fuck that, you can't swallow my cum -- I'm blowing my load on your chest and all over you, bitch. Your not worthy of tasting my cum.
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Marty Jordan

martyj@geneseeheat.com

Sounds to me like I need to come over, grab you by the ass and hair for my pleasure and get fully serviced.

You can write me back, or even quicker would be to call me here at work, 206-722-1545.

I’m 45, 6-1, big and strong, and ready to take you…

Marty Jordan

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john hanson

armed6900@yahoo.com

6' 185 lbs D/D free and in shape. check my pics and let me know if you want to know more.

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Darryl Nelson

drnboat1969@yahoo.com

Hey, Nice aggressive CL listing (Spank)! Hey athletic, strong, masculine, dominant male here to fulfill your request. Since you have all the tools then why not try them with me. 5'11, 225lbs, tone rock solid body for you to touch. Here is a facial of me and I work in Seattle so I can meet you first to see if you have what it takes for me. Write back if you like the pic and we'll go from there. Bye.

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Mark Richards

mark_n_richards@hotmail.com

I will come over there and dominate and humiliate you while fucking you so hard you won't be able to sit on your sore little pussy for a week! I'll choke you and spit on you while calling you awful names. I will make you cry. I will force-fuck your throat and make you drink my cum. You are a totally worthless bitch that deserves to be hammered on relentlessly by a dirty bastard power sport fucker like myself. Now, send me your pics so I can tell you how ugly you are, then I'll come right over and session you for hours.

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Cheryle312@aol.com

if you really want some cock then I would be more then happy to please you so give me a ring at 253 222 1893 if your serious

greg

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Edward Sanders

duffman1976@yahoo.com

From: Edward Sanders duffman1976@yahoo.com

To: pers-201367508@craigslist.org

Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:46:25 -0700 (PDT)

Subject: Can you take the whole thing?

I really want to ram my cock deep down your throat, while I grip your hair tightly push hard. Can you handle that? I will smack you on the ass and pinch and pull your eraser sized nipples while I ram you hard and throw you around. I'll tie you down and tease your clit with that riding crop, and maybe drip some hot wax here and there... sound good? Is the picture really you, cuz your ass doesn't look that tight to me! Sorry, I don't have a face pic. I don't look rough, but I am. Wanna meet?

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Mister One

mrmeone@yahoo.com

Your post is a laugh - written by a tough bitch on the outside and a submissive slut bottom on the inside.

You really do not have to go into detail to find a true dom motherfucker like myself!! The fact that you did go into such detail tells me just how pathetic and needy you!

Even more revealing is the fact that you have your own toys of my trade. Whether they are for use on you, or on your pussy boyfriends, is immaterial. The fact that you mention them reveals much about you and how far you will without me hearing the word "Blue."

While your picture shows you in a semi-slut position, the fact that your asshole is gaping open sends me an clear invitation, even though you state that your ass is "tight" and "not to even try or think about fucking yo in your ass." When I read that, I thought: who the fuck is this little cunt slut to tell anyone how to use and treat her? It was then I made the decision to respond to your post.

Using, abusing, humiliating and demeaning you for my pleasure, not yours, is something that I might consider doing - however, you need to convince me further, because I read you as a very inexperienced novice slut, who although she has had a nibble or two of the forbidden fruit, now wants a big bite, a bite that in reality I can painfully give to you and more!

If - and that is a big "IF", I agreed to allow you to be used by me, I would expect you to greet me at your door totally nude, on all fours, your face pressed to the floor, with your ass facing me, legs spread and a dildo in both your ass and pussy. Each of your toys will be laid out dress-right-dress for my inspection!

Then "IF" I am pleased with what I see and how you have presented yourself to me, I may then be inclined to further amuse myself by using and humiliating you in any way that I deem fit.

If I am not satisfied with our first visit, very strict discipline will be in order!! Discipline that I would mete out with expertise and finesse. In this sense, I would hope that you are not a public person as you will definitely have welts and bruises in many places on your body, not only externally but in those internal places where it feels so good to hurt!

Pulling hair, pinching and pulling nipples, spankings, and other such verbal and physical abuse are only a start of what I may decide to do to you. Once I have finished with using your body and mind for my dark pleasures, you will know what it like used, humiliated and disciplined by a true dom!!

You know what you have to do next - but do not make me wait very long!!!
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Mark Richards

mark_n_richards@hotmail.com

...of what you'll be servicing. But I doubt I'll ever hear back, since there's no way you'd ever be able to handle me, you pretentious bitch.

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Outdoorsmen4fun@aol.com

LOL Grrrrrrrrrrreat CL with award winning capablities. I would very much like to meet you and train you properly. I have done it before and I WILL DO IT AGAIN so if your as serious as your brain protray's eme back for your 1st lesson. (Editor's note: what?)

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santhos30@comcast.net

I sent you a pic before but not sure if you got it. I'm 33, 6'2, 190, muscular.fit, I would love to fuck the shit out of your pussy. I'll tie you up and spank that ass so fucking hard you'll beg me to stop...when you start to beg i'll just shove my cock in your mouth to shut you up......then I'll shove it up your ass nice and hard just to teach a lesson.....and when I cum I'll grab ur hair and dump my load all over ur face..........
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ed .

seattlejobuddy@hotmail.com

saw your post, i am the blue collar guy you need, i will fuck your pussy hard gladly use the crop on your ass, till it is stripped red, fuck your tits while grabbing and pulling your nipple hard, then back to fucking you doggy style, using your hair for reins, the crop, the whole time while you are cuffed to the headboard, or railling or your deck or... I will fuck your face like it is a pussy, making you gag on my 6 inch cock, make you eat my ass, suck my balls and then stuff my dick down your throat, pulling your head tight to my balls with your hair, then pumping in your mouth, fucking you hard like you know you need it, if you resist i will slap your ass so hard it will be bright red. I have a big dildo that i will fuck your pussy with. I will do any fucking thing i want to you till i cum all over you, then make you lick my dick clean before i start over again e mail me tonight (safe word and predetermined limits will always be respected,) Your ass looks lovely and you really should think about trying anal, I have shown many girls the thrill of anal and that it does not have to painfull unless you want it to be) I am a otherwise normal guy who gets his kicks by dom cute girls/women, not often enough.
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olywausa@juno.com

Hey Slut...You definitely sound like a nasty, cum sucker fuck whore! Yummmmm! I am 5' 11", 185 lbs, fit, attractive, divorced and nasty. I prefer a nasty slut to ass fuck, jerk fuck into her mouth and pound cunt. The nastier the better. I am not a kook...a normal, professional guy but a dominant guy who would enjoy using you as a cum receptacle...love to make you hurt too!!! Are you real? My guess is not cause I'd say 95 77 of the men and woman are not real on this site. So, write back if you are.
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ERICK MONTAvëEZ

leviathan55@hotmail.com

Hey there, do you have any pictures????

Erick

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robert lenued

lenued@hotmail.com

Hello ...This is Robert here...just to say I'm down for that. I'm black 1/4 japanese with oral skills. I drive so taking you around in fine. if your really interested please call 206-724-5433 I"d like that Robert. I'd lick you all night if you'd like. I'd stick my tongue in your wet spot. I'd start slow then I'd eat you ...like my icecream cone was going to melt. I'd grab one of your big tits and and play with it . I'd have you play with the other. I'd love to have you cum all over my mouth. Lots of cum....like whats on my hand right now after typing this Email to you. Robert..would I get something if I ate you out....because I'd love to do that?

206-724-5433
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joshparoy

joshparoy@gmail.com

you are one tuff chick im a tuff guy i love riding my motorcycle and fucking chicks with my 8 inch dick
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kyle kirchmeier

kkchop28@hotmail.com

well I just tried to send a pic and it says it too big, but either way if you wanna know I'm about 511 175, not of your requisite age, but willing to do whatever you want. Send me a message back and hopefully I can send you my pic another way kyle kirchmeier

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Will Hayden

datazing@yahoo.com

Hey nice ass and post lol... im 29 6'3" 230 muscular 8"+ cock and d/d free... if u like what u see lets hook it up :)

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Frank Smith

manape74@yahoo.com

Hello, how are you? I'm attaching my picture. I'm a single 32yo male living in Kent, WA I work construction also a former Marine and bought my townhome 4 yrs ago. I'm 6ft, 190lbs, cleancut, easy going, no back/chest hair, no tats/piercings, d/d free. . I'll look forward to hearing from you at Handsomeone74@hotmail.com
Ttyl, Scott
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Chef NomdePlume

chefnomdeplume@hotmail.com

I'm just the bastard you seek. I'm 32 years old and I'll tease you, smack you, bite you, and fuck you until you scream. Twice. I'm comfortable playing at your place so long as we can meet somewhere neutral beforehand.

-J
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Mr W

onyk4me@hotmail.com

bitch I fuckin sent you an email last week and you didn't reply so get off your worthless ass and respond. I don't do email romance either so be ready to meet and get what's coming to you for being such a lazy, disrespectful cunt. I'll have you strapped down and hollering in no time. I like the toys you have and I got a few of my own that will be used on your body. You will definitely be sorry you didn't get back to me last week.

Now means now bitch don't fuck up again. set you slutass self down and give you the contact info and get ready for everything you wet daydreamed of and more.

W.
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felipe santana

santana4mia@hotmail.com

hay wuz ill be the on to fuck the shit out of u dont wory ill play all ur kinky games

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Jerry Billings

jerry@cmacademy.org

Hey, I’d love to meet up with you and show you a good time, use and abuse you. I’m 24, 5’10” 170lbs. 7” cut and trimmed. Clean and STD free. I’m a rider, I love it rough and hard and I’m not afraid to pound you until you can’t take it anymore. I’m strong, and I have stamina like you’ve never seen, and I’m not just saying that. I live in Bellevue and can host, or come on out to you. So if you want a hot sweaty time full of hair pulling, biting, spanking, titty fucking and anything else you can take then let me know – I’m up for it all.

Listen to audio version

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Louis

laquall@msn.com

that asshole has been plundered by someone, you hot fuck slut cunt. I would love to whip you till you were covered with welts and bruises, I dont do "safe words"
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Louis

laquall@msn.com

Your asshole has been fucked by someone bitch! I would love to whip you till you were bruised and had welts all over that ass and cunt.

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tracy tronson

tttronson@yahoo.com

Call me , I love to fist your pussy (206) 850-2479 Tracy

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Joe Momma

crazyhockeyguy2000@yahoo.com

listen bitch, if u wanna get fucked then u'd better fucking e-mail me back. i dont play games or take shit so send the addy and let's fuck or dont fucking talk to me. i'll respect the fact that u dont want ur tight ass fucked but that's about all. here's my pic. if u think i'm too pretty the fuck urself. my 8" cock will rock ur world for as long as i want it to and then i wont go to sleep, i'll just leave. e-mail me back and u'll be just as sorry as u wanna be.
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secrets secrets

boomer2273@hotmail.com

I play collegiate baseball. 200, 6'2", white. I am clean and looking to stay that way. I've never had trouble with ladies so I guess i'm fairly good looking. voted biggest flirt in high school. just needing to get out of my place, have some nice company, maybe a drink or two, and have a nice time. dosent mean you need to put out (not that i would mind) but jsut need to hang out. maybe watch a movie or something. if you are looking for a nice relaxing evening then hit me up. pic for pic. hope to hear from you soon.
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J T

baseballmagic2004@yahoo.com

hey just wanted to let you know, very very nice picture. Here is my picture, but don't think I stand a chance from your description ;) but if you're will to make an exception for me,, I am readyyy ;)

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daren tharp

ftwlmb@excite.com

Well if thats your pic i would say i could fit my fist in your " tite " asshole lmfao.

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Looking 4 Fun

therealhbc@hotmail.com

Hi, I am 22 blonde, fit, tan, sexy, 6'2" tall. I am interested in seeing what you would like to do. Here is a pic I have more for you. Let me know what you think.

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SEXYBLKMALENBLVU@aol.com

That was hott. I would like to please you if I could.

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Chris Elsner

crelsner@yahoo.com

35, 6'1", 175lbs, red/blonde, blue eyes, 6" cut - nice, disease free, single, live on Queen Anne. I can be very dominant and nasty but never seem to meet women who are as into receiving pain as I am into giving it. My favorite sex toy is my belt, because it's always with me. Love to give bruises and welts, pull hair hard and physically and verbally control a woman who's into it. To get and idea of how kinky I am you can check out the website I work for, www.nakedgord.com
This is not a portal thingy - just check out the main page and the tour. Anyway, you sound like a real cunt who needs to be put in her place and I'm in the mood to do it. Chris "If it feels like the appropriate course of action - even if it seems like a bad idea - go with it." - Tommy Tarka
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Scott

subless_in_seattle@comcast.net

if you do not reply to emails, you will never find anyone to use you.

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Jay

eye_of_harmony1@yahoo.com

Haha, nice ad. For someone who wants a dominant man, you sure do talk about your needs quite a bit. Shit, everyone knows you'll get yours but what's more important is what can you do for me. Tie you up? Maybe if you're lucky. Spank your ass? Possibly. Weather I fuck your tits or ass doesn't matter. All that matters is if I think you are what you say and a Sub. Sorry, but I'm not going to explain to you in a letter what I will or will not do. Just write me back so that we can get the show on the road. I will tell you this; you'll love every min of my thick ass cock, whatever I decide to do with it.

Take Tare, Jay
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mike T

flash5406@yahoo.com
I will hold you down and fuck you sooo very hard.. You will take my cock and you will like it.. I will make you my cum slut bitch.. Im in Seattle and Im fucking hard right now.. Mike
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Kimo Kimo

kimo98204@yahoo.com

Hi, This is Kimo, I saw your ad again today, so here you go. 35 yrs, white, 5ft 10 inches, well endowed, long and thick dick, HWP, loves to give oral and very very horny, I also have a wild dark side, I like submissive women and love to boss and fuck them hard while inflicting pain, spitting in your face, biting your tits a little, and your clit too. I like to tie you up and have you follow me like a dog, and every while, do you analy and cause you pain, but lots of pleasure. I will cum on you face, mouth, and lick it with you, then give you a golden shower in the bathtub. I will spank you and spank you while doing you analy from behind till you come over and over while i have your mouth tied and your hands tied. I have done this many times with an ex girlfriend, who moved to Europe to work in London. we keep intouch few times a year since she comes back for more and more. I am very well to do, sane, and drives a very expensive car. I am well experienced and very good in bed. I will send a pic, but not on this site, please respond and I will send a pic. I live in Mill Creek.
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Stevie Rollings

alien5500@comcast.net

I'm 28 WM 5'10" with a 8" cock that's like to abuse the ones I fuck, if you want me to fuck you cuffed and gagged... Let me grab your hair and pull while I gag you with cock...

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nero1@netzero.com

fuck off bitch. .. can you handle me ? no need for asnything. I ll put you in your place .. are you ready for extreme pain and pleasure. Let me do you good.. I am half Arab half French . I m naturaly brutal..

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Gerardo

rreveles@hotmail.com

Hello there....

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takepix

takepix@gmail.com

I will ride my motorcycle over and we can play. You will hurt so good. I have expereince with BDSM and can make it safe and very enjoyable for both of us. get back to me. ----

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ChrisTufts@aol.com

SWM, HWP. do get back. chris (mustache is off now).
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Weluv6@aol.com

Your ass looks like it has been fucked plently by assholes like me

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dfas afds

dan_tweak_2000@yahoo.com

if you want it really sadistic and unrelenting then you should give a younger man a shot.

24m, Redmond

Dan

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Manik Manuva

manuva1@hotmail.com

call me (206) 388-7718

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jeff wilson

jeff_wilson46@yahoo.com

i fit the bill do you ever respond ? i have before are you uninterested?

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Seattle Hung

seattlehung@hotmail.com

I am a little older then you want, I am 38. I am not muscular, but am very strong. I am 5'8" and 200 lbs, HWP and more then able to control you. I can and will be very brutal, you will be tied up, I will spank your ass, your nipples and your pussy, I wil llikely leave marks. I will stuff my cock down your throat and use you as just a cum receptical for my pleasure.

So if you are fucking serious cunt, send mail back with your picture, don't waste my fucking time.

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Robert Brice

robertbrice@comcast.net

I think you will be screaming code blue. Let meet tonight or all day tomorrow. I want to cuff your hands spread your legs apart and fucking you. Cum on your tits and spank your ass. I am 6’3” tall 31 years old very strong. I will give you pain and you will give me pleasure or you will get more pain. I will slap your pussy and beat your ass if you do not please me. I want to fill your pussy with cum all day long until it is just dripping out. So lets do this what is your address and I will come over and do what I want with you. Now give me your address and get ready to take a bath in my hot cum. Robert
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lamar constantine

inafect@yahoo.com

Sounds like what you really need is a brotha to treat you like a whore gets from his pimp to fuck you hard deep and often! Dam weshould hook up. fucking do you right out of the box as we say.That ass hole is wide open for a reson but I like pussy too much to go in there! Your the fuck bitch I need to drive my dick into hold you down by your pretty long brown hair with your panties in my teeth! fuck this your pussy aint had it yet! But I know how you like it
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bitchcallmedaddy@comcast.net

Hey bitch. Have you selected an applicnt to come over a gun down the cute white pussy?

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firas hazimeh

unforgiven7784@hotmail.com

make it short, I'm Nate call me at 425-590-7488 and we'll talk about details how I'mna fuck your brains out..... TRUST me this is worth it, very clean and very hardcore, submissive and extra teaser !!!

Commentary: "Nate" was interviewed on the local Seattle news station KOMO and details his ordeal. Watch the video

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Monty Burns

cmontyburns78@msn.com

fuck the long message. want the cock or no, hon?

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Fallout and Speculation

Euphrasie & Monty Burns

Initial Speculation: Denial

It is speculated confirmed that Monty Burns is the husband of euphrasie, mod of seattle. This is sweet justice because RFJason is banned from that community.

• Anon user pointing out husband with accompanying thread.
• Confirmation speculation thread.
• See also. Oh noes.

Oh Noes: Acceptance

• Confirmation of Monty Burns's secret identity.

Response From RFJason's Bitches

Voicemail

• Listen to voicemail - Fraud issues
  "There may be some fraud issues, I have contacted the Attorney General."
• Listen to voicemail - Fucked up
  "That is fucked up. You are fucked up, man, take the pictures down. And don't go posting them on American Encyclopedia Dramatica either!"

Email Responses

• One of RFJason's guys, this kind gentleman, claims to have notified all of them by E-mail.

The Saga of Jerry and "Wife"

• Official thread

Jerry has already contacted me by e-mail, demanding I remove all traces of him from my post. This appears to be an anonymous reply from him in my LJ: http://rfjason.livejournal.com/410835.html?thread=7629011#t7629011

Jerry claims he has an open marriage. Can anyone confirm/deny this?

Edit: Update. Jerry and his "wife" contacted me on AIM

Part I: Email conversation with Jerry

From Jerry@emailaddress.com

> You will remove the pictures of me from your stupid craigslist experiment.

> My wife and I have an open relationship, don\'t believe me? Contact her and

> ask her. But you will remove me, you have no right to post this kind of crap

> without first knowing the full details. Here is the bullshit i want you to

> remove: http://rfjason.livejournal.com/410835.html?thread=7600851..t7600851

From Jason

Why should I?

From Jerry@emailaddress.com

Because I would appreciate it, because my wife and I have an open relationship

and I would never "cheat" on her. Because we play with others to enhance our

own relationship. Because she is fully aware of what goes on. And again

because I'd appreciate it.

I don't want to fight this out with you, I understand why you're doing

this - to husbands that actually cheat, however, I wouldn't do that - my wife

and I are fully participating swingers, now please remove the thread.

From Jason

Well, if anything, this should help you meet MORE people.

From Jerry@emailaddress.com

And it's not the way I want it done. So you have no intentions of removing it

then? That's fine, I'll ignore it and move on with my life.

From Jason

Wait, I thought you were going to sue me?

From Jerry@emailaddress.com

I'll look into all my options, and if I choose legal recourse, it

wouldn't be a

lawsuit. It would be a criminal case, if that didn't work, then I imagine I'd

have to settle for a civil suit. But either way, this is the last time I

communicate with you. I have nothing more to say - by even responding in the

first place I gave you what you want, and that was foolish of me.

Part II: IM Conversation with Jerry

[10:29] JrITadmin69: Just the man I was looking for.

[10:30] RFJason: Hi Jerry. I just replied to your e-mail.

[10:30] JrITadmin69: and i replied to yours

[10:30] JrITadmin69: Look, I understand what you're trying to do with your experiment.

[10:31] JrITadmin69: And I don't take offense, other then that you didn't attempt to get the whole story, and jumped to conclusions.

[10:31] RFJason: I didn't jump to any conclusions.

[10:31] JrITadmin69: And I learned my lesson as well, don't include my face anymore, assuming my wife and i decide to continue with our lifestyle.

[10:31] JrITadmin69: Sure you did, you assumed I was cheating on my wife without her knowing what was going on.

[10:32] RFJason: I don't really care what lessons you learned.

[10:32] JrITadmin69: So then all you really do care about is hurting people.

[10:32] JrITadmin69: Gotcha.

[10:33] RFJason: I don't think I'm hurting anyone.

[10:33] JrITadmin69: You don't think slandering my name isn't hurting me, or my wife?

[10:33] RFJason: How is this slader?

[10:34] JrITadmin69: by saying i'm cheating

[10:35] RFJason: When did I say you're cheating?

[10:35] JrITadmin69: it doesnt matter, I'm not going to give this any more attention.

[10:36] JrITadmin69: My wife knows the truth, and thats what matters to me

[10:36] JrITadmin69: the rest, I just don't care

[10:36] JrITadmin69: that thread is full of unverified crap

[10:36] JrITadmin69: i love my wife, she loves me - thats what matters

[10:37] RFJason: For anyone who has said "unverified crap", you may respond to them directly. Please point out where I wrote "unverified crap" about you.

[10:39] JrITadmin69: The mere fact that you posted pictures of me without my permission - and then assuming that i'd have a "skank" pretend to be my wife

[10:39] JrITadmin69: the entire post is meant to infer that i'm cheating

[10:39] JrITadmin69: you're facilitating the entire process

[10:39] RFJason: But where did I actually say you're cheating?

[10:39] JrITadmin69: look it doesnt matter, you can pretend to be innocent in the entire thing

[10:40] JrITadmin69: you may not have directly said it yourself

[10:40] JrITadmin69: but what was the purpose of your experiment in the first place?

[10:40] JrITadmin69: But honestly, I may have to contact my attorney

[10:40] JrITadmin69: Just to see if I have any legal recourse

[10:41] JrITadmin69: Since you did post pictures of me without my consent.

[10:42] RFJason: go for it.

[10:42] JrITadmin69: And if I do.. I can gurantee my wife would be standing next to me in any court appearances.

[10:42] RFJason: ok.

[10:42] JrITadmin69: All I asked was for a simple thing, remove the thread

[10:42] RFJason: You let me know when that lawyer thing happens.

[10:42] JrITadmin69: Is that really so difficult?

[10:42] RFJason: You have no idea.

[10:44] JrITadmin69: Whatever, I'm done with this. Have fun continuing your fucked up crusade.

[10:45] RFJason: Hey thanks!

[10:45] RFJason: What's your lawyer's name and number, just so I know to pick up the phone or sign for his letter?

[10:49] RFJason: Jerry, do you even have a lawyer lined up, or is it an empty internet threat?

[10:51] JrITadmin69: Before I get to that, I have a few other options available to me

[10:52] JrITadmin69: such as contacting livejournal, I'm not even sure if they allow nudity

[10:52] RFJason: You'll want to check the TOS.

[10:52] JrITadmin69: I will.

[10:57] JrITadmin69: You agree to NOT use the Service to:

Upload, post or otherwise transmit any Content that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, tortious, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, libelous, invasive to another's privacy (up to, but not excluding any address, email, phone number, or any other contact information without the written consent of the owner of such information), hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable;

[10:58] RFJason: Looks like you have some work to do, Jerry!

[10:58] CMAITGuy: http://www.livejournal.com/support/faqbrowse.bml?faqid=112

[11:00] JrITadmin69: http://www.livejournal.com/support/faqbrowse.bml?faqid=107

[11:00] JrITadmin69: so it does appear that you're in violation

[11:00] JrITadmin69: looks good to me, time to hit the phone

[11:00] RFJason: I'm glad you feel empowered.

[11:00] JrITadmin69: all i want is the thread removed, but if i even have a chance to have your account banned, then hey, cool.

[11:01] RFJason: So why are you still here talking to me? GIT R DONE!

Part III: IM Conversation with Mrs. Jerry

[10:30] Trinity069: this is heidi, the wife of jerry...

[10:30] RFJason: Yes, I'm sure it is. Pls stand by while we independently verify Jerry's status.

[10:31] Trinity069: who are you and how do you know either of us

[10:37] Trinity069: who are you?

[10:37] RFJason: Oh, I'm just a gigolo, and everywhere I go, people know the part I'm playin...

[10:38] Trinity069: how do you know us...why would you start this forum

[10:38] RFJason: Paid for every dance, selling each romance. Ooooh what they sayin?

[10:38] Trinity069: respond with a real answer

[10:39] RFJason: That's about as real as it gets, since your identity as Jerry's wife cannot be verified here. You might be Jerry for all I know.

[10:40] Trinity069: well its Heidi, whats your number and I can call you later this evening, my cell doesn't have service right now

[10:42] RFJason: Oh hi, "Heidi". That will not help me independently verify Jerry's marital status.

[10:42] Trinity069: how the hell do I prove im his wife

[10:43] Trinity069: I really want this to stop

[10:43] RFJason: You don't. That's why I keep using the word INDEPENDENTLY.

[10:43] Trinity069: well than what can I do

[10:43] RFJason: Pretty much nothing.

[10:43] Trinity069: nothing...

[10:43] RFJason: Jerry says he's going to get a lawyer.

[10:43] Trinity069: can I ever

[10:44] Trinity069: cant you just delete, it isn't your life

[10:45] Trinity069: you are being such a jerk.....

[10:45] Trinity069: and very difficutl

[10:46] RFJason: No, it's really simple. When Jerry's lawyer comes around we can begin the year long process of deposition and pre-trial hearings. I'm sure Jerry's photos will be very old meme by then.

[10:47] Trinity069: just delete it, what the hell do you get out of it by being such a jerk

[10:47] RFJason: I don't know. Love?

[10:49] Trinity069: love..?

[10:49] RFJason: I really have no idea. I just took a blind guess.

[10:50] Trinity069: whatever

[10:51] RFJason: Yeah, pretty much.

[10:51] RFJason: It was nice talking to you "Heidi."

[10:52] Trinity069: well it wasn't nice talking to you...people like you are...

[10:53] RFJason: trying to independently verify Jerry's status.

[10:54] Trinity069: what good will that do, you don't believe me anyway

[10:55] RFJason: Yes, that's why we're INDEPENDENTLY verifying Jerry's status.

[10:56] RFJason: Heidi, can you define "independently" for me?

[10:56] Trinity069: no I dont' know what it means!!!!!!

[10:59] RFJason: Ah. That would explain why you're having a hard time understanding me.

[10:59] Trinity069: all of you go to hell, jerry and I will move on from this, because none of its true, and besides hurtful words, you have not succeded in anything by your damn forum you felt you had to start and feel the need to keep...

[11:00] RFJason: Wait, does this mean you're not going to sue us?

[11:01] Trinity069: no didn't say that

[11:02] Trinity069: im done talking to you, im getting no where no matter how hard I try...you made your point, you contacted me on myspace and are even talking to me, and still won't delete it so you are just a total jerk and must get a thrill out of hurting people

[11:02] Trinity069: good people

[11:02] RFJason: I never contacted you on myspace.

[11:03] Trinity069: oh well two other people did, someone sent me the links of jerrys ad and your damn forum

[11:03] RFJason: Ah. Good internet soldiers, they are.

Edit: Update 2: Jerry, you sent cockpix from your emailaddress.com address. WHOIS says that domain is the "REDACTED". YOU SICK FUCK! http://rfjason.livejournal.com/410835.html?thread=7641811#t7641811

Edit: Update 3: here is Jerry's e-correspondence with me. He is going to seek criminal charges.

Part IV: E-Court with Jerry and RFJason

Jerry is now going to sue RFJason in e-court. Judge Lollercaust will preside.

OMG I just talked to Jerry on the phone. Oh how I wish there was a way to record phone conversations on my cell phone. Let's just say Jerry is freaking out. He wants all of his stuff removed, but he's already filed a complaint with LJ_Abuse, but he wants all of his stuff removed. His lawyer is Mr. Smart out of Yakima. Jerry will contact Mr. Smart shortly and Mr. Smart will send me some kind of registered mail, I'm sure. Jerry has also promised that my publicly available information will remain ... publicly available. Yeah. It was a very pleasant conversation. Jerry's a nice guy! We're just having a little disagreement over what should be done next.

See Also

• CosmicJohn CL Experiment
• Sex
• Troll
• Pwned
• Internet drama
• Craigslist

Links

• Seattle Craigs List
• Waxy.org blog post on this story
• BBC article
• The Register
• First Wired blog (warning: written by a cheating practitioner of BDSM)
• Second Wired blog
• Seattlest
• Tinynibbles
• Siliconvalley blog
• Metro (UK) story on the post
• The Seattle P-I (written by a nigger upset that he wasn't allowed to respond to the ad since he's not white or latin)
• Germany - De Spiegal
• The Register UK
• Slashdot
• Youtube video of MSNBC coverage
• Youtube video of Komo4 coverage
• Dan Savage weighs in and completely misses the point.
• RFJason
• demure
• euphrasie
• Seattle
• An open whinge for RFJason