Habbo Hotel
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
THE NIGRAS WILL RISE 12TH JULY, 2009. OH LAWD.
For the other, drama-filled side of Habbo, click here.
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Habbo is a website made by a roving band of escaped mental patients with a degree in Computer Science III. The site itself is made of rooms in a 'hotel' in which "people" make avatars that can interact with each other. People sometimes go completely straight bonkers and think this website is completely real, forming meaningless "relationships" to feel as though they are loved, have digital lifeless idiot "friendz" to fill their IRL social void, and create such hollow groups as defenseless armies, Harry Potter Sex Castles, Hospitals for the Terminally Stupid, and 'Sexy Nite Clubz'. These 'Sexy Nite Clubz' are places where the most pathetic of the Habbos are known to exist, where inside they have hawt Online Sex and kill each other. In the end, everything this website contains and stands for is just asking to be raided
Of course, it doesn't always come to this. Many users of Habbo enjoy doing something which all users of either ED or 4chan should know: The Habbo Raid.
Failure Incarnate
The Habbo Overlords
These are the paid IRL people who rule over Habbo Hotel. They can usually be found camwhoring with youngsters, having incest with their mothers, having little boys suck their dicks for Habbo coins, or even abducting foreign schoolgirls who wouldn't have a fucking clue. They are generally white supremacist.
Tips on how to get "Laid"
We all know that Habbo Hotel is really an Internets Dating Site formed by none other than the creator of the Internet - Former President Al Gore. In 2003, Habbo Hotel was one of the best places to get laid on the internets, be it by 13 year old boys or hot young girls. Join today!
- Stand/dance around.
- Get teh sexy blonde spikes, teh hot button shirt, and teh erotic sandles, and then say "PRESS 222 IF U WANT S...EX!"
- Don't be black. <- Important
- Spam links to your nudes constantly and do not step untill they reply.
- Ask nicely. <-Very Important.
- Say please
- ????
- PROFIT!
Ending Your Ban
End Your Ban: The Lazy Way
Permabanned but don't want to be? Simple! Just fire off this custom-tailored message to the staff. No matter how much they tell you about OMG OMG DEY STOLE MY FURNI, just ignore them. Keep telling them 'none of the above' or 'other'... they're really just fapping to pixelated Habbo CP and don't want to answer your question.
- Hello,
- About ten minutes ago I was sitting around the 'Habbosphere Pool Deck' when a lot of disruptive habbos came in and said something about AIDS and pool closure. Of course, completely confused, I decided it was best to leave. However, they blocked my exit, and when some of them finally left I tried to leave.
- I can only assume the moderator believed it was I who was causing the disruption, because they then banned me for two hours.
- Please may I receive further information on why this ban was justified? Have I committed an offense? If so, I apologize fully and I implore you to detail me so I can avoid making this mistake again. I do not believe I had committed any offense.
- Thank you.
End Your Ban: The Hard Easier Way It's only harder if you're a fucking moron.
- Open up C:\Documents and Settings\YOUR USERNAME\Application Data\Adobe\Shockwave Player 11
- If you have an older computer, the Shockwave Folder may be under Macromedia instead of Adobe
- If you use Vista, open up C:\Users\YourUsername\AppData\LocalLow\Adobe\Shockwave Player 11
- This is a hidden file and so if you do not see it, change your settings in Windows Explorer (if you don't know how, too bad)
- Delete the folder marked "Prefs" and the "Shockwave Log" file
- For XP, Click start > run > and type in regedit (for Vista, click the orb to bring up Search)
- Hit CTRL+F and type in Habbo
- One result should show up, it should be named "Default" and its value should be images.habbohotel.com/random shit
- Delete that shit (and for all you who don't get it, AFTER YOU DELETE IT IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE THE REGEDIT PIC)
- Make a new Habbo account
- ????
- PROFIT
- Open up C:\Documents and Settings\YOUR USERNAME\Application Data\Adobe\Shockwave Player 11
Habbospotting
There are many people stupid enough to play Habbo hotel. However, they can be sorted into a few distinct categories, almost all of which you will encounter at some point if you take part in a raid.
Average Habbo
A basement dweller. Acts normally enough until he notices you're in his way. May make half-hearted attempts at insulting you, but can keep it up for an unhealthily long time. It's almost as though he has nothing else to do. "mom told me i neet 2 walk teh dog" is a keyword for "Brb fapping"
Unconfident dweeb
The kind of absolute twat that'll ask 'please move' when you're standing in a doorway telling him he now has aids. Treat them with the kind of scorn reserved for...well, for Habbo.
A girl
Well, as everyone knows, there are no girls on the internet, so this logically leaves us with three options. 1) it's a forty year old pedophile, 2) it's a very confused 13 year old boy, or door number 3) it's an absolute munter nobody would touch with a ten-foot dildo. Some act like the aforementioned unconfident dweebs, some try to flirt with nigras to get them to move, and some try just hurling abuse.
Internet tough guy
On Habbo, some of these people take on even more lulzworthy aspects, due to the fact that they believe they're part of an 'army' or 'police force' or 'mafia'. Some will even try to attack you, despite the fact that it's a family (read: boring) game and you cannot in fact attack people. Point this out to them for epic lulz.
Emo
Someone who goes around dressed in black with a 'crazy' hairstyle. May even have the word emo somewhere in their names, such is their fail. Just tell them to become an hero or say that My Chemical Romance suck, they won't put up much of a fight.
Emo in the closet
Someone whose profile matches exactly that of the common emo, yet upon questioning will passionately deny any emohood, any liking of MCR, and any touching of underage girls.
Winner
Weiner
A loser among losers. Someone who takes the cake and eats it. For example, the person who actually paid Habbo money to get people to move, or the person who themselves admitted they were trying to get to a pool that didn't actually exist. Also incorporates that rare breed, the wannabe nigra, who thinks BAWWWWWWWWWWWWing about Mudkips makes him win.
Nigras
You, unless you're some kind of dweeb overlord who reads ED in an ironic sense and blah blah blah BAWWWWWWW. Can be separated into 4 categories: newfags, those who do it for the lulz,hardcore fuckwits who've memorised every meme and are as laughable as the emoest of emos,and people that dress like a nigra just so they can get through, to the pool and stab you in the back during raids.
The Hot and Juicy Racism
NO NIGGERS
The Habbo Way is in all respects a set of hidden rules that, in short, say that if you are a dark-skinned man of possible African-American decent, you are to be banned at the stake by the crack moderation staff. So, playing a black Habbo, especially one with a suit on and an afro, will usually get you banned if the Moderators catch you. As of recently, ie last thursday, creating a black character with an afro will get u instantly banhammered. Fucking Moderators!!!!!!GrrArghRAGERAGERAGE!!!!!!!!OneElevenONE!!!ONEONE!!!!!!1111111111
Around the pools in Habbo Hotel, there are these signs that say "WHITES ONLY" and "NO NIGGERS" on them. This is because, as the old Habbo Moderator saying goes, "Dem niggers ain't allowed in this here pool because these damn coons carry the AIDS."
The Habbo Civil Rights Movement
For years now, the Habbo Hotel has been getting raided by a rogue team of United Internets Special Forces who protest Habbo and its racist way. These brave men in uniform carry out their counterproductive raids, in which dark skinned men with afros in Armani suits storm the building and deny children access to the pool, occasionally stopping to kick sand in their faces. Some argue that this benevolent display of black pride is the Habbo world's equivalent of the American Civil Rights Movement of the 1960's, but with opposite results. Habbo shows no signs of removing its racist policies, and usually if a dark-skinned but overall innocent player is in the same room as an organized protester, he or she is immediately racially profiled and subsequently banned, regardless of their behavior.
Trolling The Habbo
It's fairly simple. Just find a spot where lots of people want to be, and make sure those people can't get to where they want to be by simply standing in the way. This would usually be blocking the entrance area to the pool by allotting four NigraJim's in a row (one must also block the fence passage to the left), and by standing around in front of the door leading into the diving board tower. The ladder leading into the pool itself must be blocked with a U-formation around the ladder. All of this should accompany announcements of how racist the Habbos are, especially the mods, while shouting Black Power and the likes. Try to do it while the mods are at their "national socialist" rallies. Ladders of pools, narrow hallways, and thin doorways are good places to stand around and piss off the losers who spend all day in what is furryless Furcadia (Which leaves lonely retarded 'non'-furry teenagers). Occasionally let a few Habbos pass through, as to keep them waiting there hoping to be the next to be able to pass. Habbo now also has American Idol rooms, in which the hotel's moronic denizens are praised for typing the lyrics to their favorite emo songs in what amounts to a pitiful circle-jerk of mind-boggling proportions. Make sure to block these rooms and flood them with Bel Air and Rick Roll, especially if one of the Habbofags is trying to 'sing.'
Expert blackading advice
Mainly what to say. Sometimes, stating the facts just doesn't cut it. If your adversary is an emo, or has something in their name about a 'police force', 'army', or 'mafia', exploit it mercilessly. Remind them of how much of a loser they are. Point out how they will never get laid. Some will actually agree with you; lulz aplenty to be had. Some will try racism. If they do, easy, say you reported them. Nine times out of ten, it'll shut them up. If anyone sends you a friend request (disturbingly common), accept, send them a message (something along the lines of 'YOU FILTHY FUCKING PEDOPHILE CUNT') then remove them. And some of them will actually try engaging you in an in-depth argument, the result of one too many attempts to persuade nigras to move and one too many rejections IRL. If all else fails, resort to 'NO U', or just go AFK for a bit and play Tetris or something (possibly the best method). A little trick worth a good few lulz; if there are people past the door blackade, and you're blocking the pool, try moving away from the pool briefly, then moving back when they try to get in. Accompany this with a witty epithet...something like 'NOT 2DAY'. AND REMEMBER: if you're not getting over 9000 lulz, you're doing it wrong.
Communists
As of March 30th 2009, communists began infecting the pool with even more AIDs, with their leader Dr. Raptor Jesus and Shoopisma, who were formerly niggers, but became white. The communists successfully took over the green table, however, they then left for the superior red tables, but failed. Communists are nothing without fucking tables. After which, the Reds made an alliance with the Niggers to create the CommuNigger Alliance. They then blocked the pool, and produced many lulz. Later they shouted in the library, raped several people, argued that Avatar is an anime to a massive number of Weeaboos, and enlisted Suards to block traitors to the Czar into the inability to move.
On June 29th, 2009, a group of communists successfully took over many parts of the UK hotel. They started off by claiming a part of a dance floor and threatening to kill anyone who came near. Newfags attempted to join in but soon became bored. As time progressed, moar and moar area was stolen. In less than an hour the communists had taken over the whole fucking room. The communists began moving up the stairs and claimed moar rooms. The brittish began fighting back and yelling out chants. The communists finally gave up when several were banned and habbos made their way into the room.
Famous /B/lockades
Epic Battles
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007
- Habbo Revisited
- /B/lockAids Day 12/1/07 to 12/2/07 - took place on World Aids Day.
All other raids were/are fail and gay.
Delicious Copypasta
Bel Air
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just keep on your toes
I'll tell you how I joined a group known as the Habbo Negros
In the chaotic, hateful /b/, I was born and raised
in Habbo Hotel is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all getting changed and getting in and out of the pool
When a couple of blacks who were up to no good
Started shouting "AIDS!" in my neighborhood
The pool was blocked by a few negros with fros
Saying stuff like "desu desu" and “Get out, pool's closed!”
I messaged for a mod and when they came near
The nigraz reinstalled Shockwave and then reappeared
If anything I could say that this pool wasn’t closed
But I thought naw forget it, I'll join these negros!
I logged in to the hotel about seven or eight
And I yelled to the habbos, "You'll have to wait!"
Looked at my habbo, I was now a negro
To finally be able to shout “THE POOL'S CLOSED.”
Pool's Closed Forever
(to tune of "School's Out" By Alice Cooper)
Well there’s this new game
Because WoW is lame
This one’s not the same
The griefers run this game
Well we can't abide by
can't find the terms
if that don't suit ya ur a fag
Pool’s closed in Habbo
Pool’s closed due to AIDS
Pool’s been blocked by Nigras
No more /b/tards
no more Goons
no more hiding that we’re loons
fail
Well we all act crass
and we got no permabans
and we got no racial awareness
We can't even think of a word that rhymes
Pool’s closed in Habbo
Pool’s closed due to AIDS
Pool’s been blocked by Nigras
No more /b/tards
no more Goons
no more hiding that we’re loons
due to AIDS
for a lol
close the pool to one and all
Pools closed due to AIDS
Pool’s closed in Habbo
Pool’s blocked by griefers
Pool’s closed completely
/B/attle Hymn of the Republic
Mine eyes have seen THE glory of THE coming Afro Duck;
He is Anonymous and Legion and he does not give a fuck;
He hath earmarked Habbo Hotel for his Nigra hordes to /b/lock;
His AIDS is spreading on.
Chorus:
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
THE AIDS is spreading on
In THE wretchedness of 4chan, Afro duck was born in /b/;
In that steaming pit of mongled cocks and pr0n and faggotry;
In a mighty voice that thundered, he proclaimed to you and me:
"Our AIDS is spreading on!" (Chorus)
"Never more shall Nigra /b/rothers live in racist slavery,
Never more shall fellow /b/tards suffer Habbo's tyranny:
As m00t died to make men pedo, let us die to make men /b/;
While AIDS is spreading on!" (Chorus)
Upon Habbo did /b/ descend in force on Twelfth July;
THE Nigra legions clad in black Armani suit, and tie;
From their places by THE poolsides, mods could not these thousands pry;
THE AIDS was spreading on (Chorus)
To hapless Habbo's inquiries, THE wogs were heard to tell;
"THE pool is closed because of AIDS infection, LOL;
A gift from Ebaumsworld.com: To Führer Bauman, Heil!
His AIDS, its spreading on!" (Chorus)
I have seen a thousand Afros lining Habbo's halls and eaves;
/B/lockading doors and ladders and impervious to pleas;
I have seen them dancing in THE pools transmitting their disease;
Their AIDS is catching on. (Chorus)
Remember how on 7/12 in Habbo Hotel Hell,
Gallant Nigras, by THE score, before Banhammer fell?
But those that followed faltered not, and kept on raiding well;
THE AIDS kept spreading on! (Chorus)
Nevar forget those /b/tards who in earth lie six feet deep,
Those noble Nigras, banned today, for lulz are never cheap;
For 4chan gladly martyred, that their rewards we'd reap,
Their AIDS is spreading on. (Chorus)
Rickroll
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
give you up. give you up
give you up, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, give you up
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Master of Blockers
Habbos are at play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with gear, that we'll win is clear
Leading on your win's construction
Ban me you will see
Seconds are all we need
Dedicated to
How I'm blocking you
You're failing faster
Obey your blocker
Your life is nowhere
Obey your blocker
Blocker
Master of Blockers they're letting me win
Twisting their nipples, smashing their dreams
Blocked by me, you can't see a thing
Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Blocker
Blocker
Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Blocker
Blocker
Blackup on the way, never you betray
Line of win becoming clearer
Bawwwwww monopoly, bringing misery
Seeing win in a mirror
Ban us you will see
More will soon be here
Dedicated to
How they're blocking you
You're failing faster
Obey your blocker
Your life is nowhere
Obey your blocker
Blocker
Master of Blockers they're letting me win
Twisting their nipples, smashing their dreams
Blocked by me, you can't see a thing
Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Blocker
Blocker
Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Blocker
Blocker
Blocker, blocker, where's the pool that they've been after?
Blocker, blocker, protecting them from aids
Laughter, laughter, all they hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter, laughing at their cries
Blocking's worth all that, it's my natural habitat
Know that lulz are the reason
Neverending block, wait on arranged days
Now this block is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too
You're failing faster
Obey your blocker
Your life is nowhere
Obey your blocker
Blocker
Master of Blockers they're letting me win
Twisting their nipples, smashing their dreams
Blocked by me, you can't see a thing
Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Blocker
Blocker
Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Blocker
Blocker
Hotel Habbofornia
On a dark pixel highway, pixel wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the window, I saw a very dim light
My hands grew heavy and my life grew thin
I had to log on for the night
There they stood in the doorway;
I heard the mod-warning bell
And I was thinking to myself,
This is probably gunna be hell.
Then they lit up a candle, and showed me the way
There were messages down the corridor,
I thought I saw them say...
Welcome to the hotel Habbofornia
A god-awful place
Such an expensive place
Pay for a room at the hotel Habbofornia
Any time of year, you can buy it here
Their minds are seriosuly-twisted,
They got a mercedes benz
They've got a lot of tuxedo'd boys,
That they call friends.
How they dance in the entrance, blocking the path,
Some dance to screencap,
Some dance cuz they're fags.
So I called up Zoe,
Please bring me my Ice Cream!
She said, we haven't seen anyone say please,
Since two thousand and three.
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the hotel Habbofornia
What a douchebag place
Such an expensive place.
They spendin' it up at the hotel Habbofornia
What a dumb surprise, choose your alias!
A non-existant ceiling,
The pink love potion on ice
And they say we are all just prisoners here,
Of those afro guys
And in the moderator chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the /b/east
Last thing I remember, I was
Clicking for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the site I was before
Relax, said the n1gra,
We are programmed to not move
You can try to sign out any time,
But you just can never leave!
Credit to SoupIsMoney
Chocolate Raid
Chocolate Raid
Habbofags cry when /b/lackup joins the raid
Chocolate Raid
A baby will die due to epic win
Chocolate Raid
The pool is closed cause the AIDS are here again
Chocolate Raid
The mods make you wonder where they went
Chocolate Raid
Ban us all and say the AIDS will die
Chocolate Raid
Zoom in the camera and see that they lie
Chocolate Raid
Forecast:You'll be failing everyday
Chocolate Raid
We shall laugh at your wasted day
Chocolate Raid
Chris Hansen will also raid your dates
Chocolate Raid
You will BAAAAAAWWWWW before our nigra gates
Chocolate Raid
we get banned for being in your way
Chocolate Raid
We will always return another day
Chocolate Raid
Sage and desu fill you with pain
Chocolate Raid
Using your pleas to lulz again
Chocolate Raid
Sage and desu fill you with pain
Chocolate Raid
Using your pleas to lulz again
Chocolate Raid
Annoy the fuck out of you with RickRoll
Chocolate Raid
That is how we maintain our control
Chocolate Raid
You should never talk about the game
Chocolate Raid
Say it publicly and you're insane
Chocolate Raid
No one wants to hear your bitching now
Chocolate Raid
Wishing that we disappear somehow
Chocolate Raid
Habbos and niggers begin to fight
Chocolate Raid
You'll see the truth and head for the light
Chocolate Raid
The AIDS will never be washed away
Chocolate Raid
We shall post hrose scat and masterbate
Chocolate Raid
Alert the mods and you will pay
Chocolate Raid
The mods always swear it's not our race
Chocolate Raid
Sage and desu fill you with pain
Chocolate Raid
Using your pleas to lulz again
Chocolate Raid
Sage and desu fill you with pain
Chocolate Raid
Using your pleas to lulz again
Chocolate Raid
Cause tonight we dine in KFC
Chocolate Raid
Change that winrar into EFG
Chocolate Raid
Don't insult our nigra DNA
Chocolate Raid
Our test scores suck but we know that AIDS ain't fake
Chocolate Raid
Raping white wimmin the other night
Chocolate Raid
Candle Jack will be h-OH SHI
Chocolate Raid
Sorry but you just lost the game again
Chocolate Raid
Divide by zero to forget your shame
Chocolate Raid
Bel Air is the place we're living in
Chocolate Raid
More than blockin' more then passin' law
Chocolate Raid
You are under our control now
Chocolate Raid
Sage and desu fill you with pain
Chocolate Raid
Using your pleas to lulz again
Chocolate Raid
Sage and desu fill you with pain
Chocolate Raid
Using your pleas to lulz again
Blockin' on Habbo's Door
Mama take this account from me
I can't use it anymore
It's getting dark too dark for me
They're blockin' on habbo's door
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
Mama put my clothes in the closet
I can't wear them no more.
That cold black crowd is growin' now
They're blockin' all Habbo's doors
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
Dec 1 2007 Habbo Raid Speech
they simply wanted to be remembered they wanted to keep the pool free for people of all the countless centuries yet to be
free of the racists free of the AIDS
and so on that day they were banned and my bruthers were banned
barely a year ago long i pondered my bruthers' talk of victory and time has proven them wise
but from free black to free black the word has spread that the bold 300 nigras so far from home laid down their lives
and not just for /b/, but for the lulz and to stop the spread of AIDS
now on this ragged patch of internet called habbo hotel the mods' hearts face obliteration. the mods will huddle sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers knowing well what merciless horrors they suffered at afros & suits of 300 nigras
yet they stand now across the internet at over 9000 nigras standing proud ready to close the pool at will
the enemy may overpower us individually, but with our sheer numbers they will be overwhelmed
this day we rescue a world from racism and AIDS and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine
give thanks men, to afro duck and the brave 300 prepare for glory for tonight, we dine at KFC!
related JewTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5D9AI2oRlc
Extra win goes to anyone who improvises something...perhaps 'We Will Block You' or 'For Those About To Block We Salute You'.
How to Bobba on Habbo
Nigger Negro/Ni99a/Nig/NlGGER (little L) (Last Thursday the infamous "nigra" became censored)
Fuck Phuck/Fuq/Fuk/Fucc
Pussy Pu$$y/Pussi
Ass(hole) Arse/Arsehole - WARNING - doing this will make you sound like a total loser
Rape Raep
Sex Secks
Gay Gai
Shit Sh!t
- Fun fact. When typing in all caps, you can use a lower case L for i in any word that would normally be Bobba.
Or to make it all easier, just substitute a letter in the word with * or choice symbols for a letter. Ex: ni99a, pu$$y & sh!t
Habbo's "Clever" Idea
With the staff getting tired of banning everyone that is black, they decided to make it so you can't block doors. You can now walk through anyone on the first row of tiles. They seem to not understand the fact that blocking is still possible, it just requires more people to participate. People are patiently waiting for Habbo to make it so you can walk through people anywhere, however this will just result in the /b/rothas filling up all the public rooms and exploiting the game's flaws.
Habbo's "Clever" Idea 2
Noticing the large pile-ups of nigras in the pool area they decided to delete the pool. This enraged lots of nigras, so a raid was had on almost all rooms.(The .com version probably still has a pool)
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See Also
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2008
- Muxlim Pal
- Duncan
- Thelostcup
- Club Penguin
- EFG Day Raid 07
- Pool's Closed
External links
- The palace - similar site
- Habbo Hotel
- Example of idiot fanbase media
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Standard Habbo trolling toolsoutdated, new tools here [1] - Screenshots of Habbo Drama
- Another wiki about the raid. Has the Legendary Habbo /b/el-air song, Habbo Anthem, info on evading the ban, one pic not on ED, and other info.
- Pool's Closed Forums
- Wiki dedicated to Habbo Raids operated by the Pool's Closed staff
- Pool's Closed Wiki Wiki dedicated entirely to the Habbo Raids (currently fried; was rebuilt in the above link)
- Fanbased Crap Another Fanbased Hotel TROLL
- Chinese Habbo Hotel closed permanently thanks to AIDS.
- A Dutch teenager was arrested after stealing 4000 Euros worth of virtual furniture from geeks
- 4chan is made of newfags
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