Ceiling Cat
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Ceiling Cat refers to a photographic image of a concerned-looking cat a real cat whose existence is denied by Republicans and Jews, whose head appears poking out through a hole in a ceiling. This image has become universally recognized by all denizens of the Tubes as a sign of wonder, an icon of fear, and a source of lulz. In the mythos of memedom, Ceiling Cat is the analogy of God.
Mythology and Powers
Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate. If there's no hole in your ceiling, he'll make one. Some consider this to be an invasion of privacy, but if Ceiling Cat does not approve of something, he is known to destroy entire planets with his deadly eye lazers, which is why noone complains. Ceiling Cat is coming. Hide, ye ED users. Or at least put your cock away.
The Ceiling Cat can never be associated with a girl playing Warhammer.
DIDJA KNOW??
- The original Ceiling Cat photo was purportedly taken by TOW fag samguana, owner of Ceiling Cat's fleshly avatar.
- In Canada, Ceiling Cat is allowed to setup shop in your home according to section 487.4 of the criminal code.
- The Ceiling Cat was invented by Zeae a resident of Canada, Fucking canadians...
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See Also
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