Wordfilter
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____filters remove awful ____s such as fuck, shit, cunt and piss. Throughout time there has been much debate over which ____s are more offensive than others. The FCC exists solely to bitch and moan about which ____s are worse than others. One thing is certain: Noone cares.
____filters caused much lulz during The Great #ed AllAbout-SP Raid when common ____s were changed to funnier ____s like NIGGER and I LUV FAGGOTS.
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Websites that commonly use ____filters:
Defunct/obsolete ____filters are marked with a cross (†).
Something Awful
The SA forums only filter ____s for users that aren't logged in, for example:
- Damn > drat
- Fuck > gently caress
- Fucked > hosed
- Fucking > loving
- Rape > surprise sex
- Shit > poo poo
- Shitting > making GBS threads
4chan
- ????? > ℳℴℯ †
- 7 > over 9000
- about > like †
- Air Force > Circus †
- All posts > ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH †
- Any post that ends in a period. > Any post that ends in a period IN AMERICA. †
- Any post that ends without a period > Any post that ends without a period IN AMERICA! †
- boxxy > a stupid camwhore †
- boyfriend > imaginary boyfriend †
- buttsex >
- corset > pokey mans †
- dating > beating †
- dental > tigers †
- dickbutt > HITCHCOCK †
- emo > bosnian †
- ends > starts †
- FBI > 4CHAN PARTYVAN †
- femanon > cumdumpster
- FTW > SUCKS †
- fucking > glomping †
- government > Ringling Bros. †
- guys > trannies †
- health > lions †
- loli > duck †
- love life > gay furry porn collection †
- married > shat on †
- marry > defecate on †
- money > peanuts †
- moot > doug †
- moot > MOOTLE †
- mordor > A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY †
- nigger > hummus †
- not > definitely †
- partyvan > homovan †
- peanut butter > niggers
- penis >
- server > CHOKLIT RAIIIIIIIIIIN †
- SICP > Berenstain Bears †
- source > sauce †
- stayed > stayed and †
- sup > RON PAUL †
- sup > soup †
- tom green > faggot †
- two > over 9000 †
- vagina >
- vision > bears (oh my!) †
- win > ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!! †
- years > decades †
- ZOMG > Zoomj †
B&
These following ____s ____filter into a b&:
- anontalk.com (or any variants/email addys) > ban (even if it's to get Alm e-mail spam)
- blogtv.com > ban (Running a virus?!?!)
- eval( > ban (yes, this one still works)
- boxxy > ban † (warning)
- Justin.tv > ban (your post contained a banned url)
- on.nimp.org > 1 day ban (your post contained a banned url)
- Post ending in > ban †
- lockerz > 1 day ban (your post contained a banned url)
- uploading.com > ban (for posting referral links)
- prove me wrong > ban (3 days)
Your shitty board sucks, moot> FUCKING 14 DAY BAN GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.NOT ANY MOAR!!
7chan
- 4chan > 4-NIGGERTITS-CHAN
- Allah > Megatron†
- Christ > Prime†
- faggot >
spider expert†Freemason - faggot(s) > Pony Princess(es)†
- faggotry > Arachnology†
- faggotry > Pony Princessry†
- faggotry > freemasonry
- fourchan > NOGGERTITS
- fuck > flop
- god > Bob Ross†
- http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com > http://www.encyclopedianewfagia.com
- Jesus > Optimus†
- lol > shit in my mouth
- lulz > FAIL†
- newfag > novice equestrian†
- suck my cock > join me in a riveting game of chess†
- suck my dick > join me in a riveting game of checkers†
- wordfilter > cheesegrater
- year > bridge†
- invites > GLOBAL PERMABAN
- www. > fuck your links
- .com > no really fuck your links
- raid > furpile
- rage > take it easy
- a > an
- fag > pony
- girlfriend > grandma
- boyfriend > grandpa
420chan
- (blank response) > DICKS EVERYWHERE
- 12chan > I AM A PEDOPHILE
- 4chan > my penis† (temporarily removed while /b/ is filled with refugees from 4chan)
- 4chan/7chan/420chan > 4feem/7feem/420feem†
- 711chan > YOUR COCK CANNOT THRUST INTO MY ASSHOLE FAST ENOUGH
- blunt > dick†
- bong > cock†
- faggot > chicken nugget†
- GIRUGAMESH > OH PLEASE FUCK ME IN THE EYE
- Habbo > Colette†
- nigger > jolly african american†
- niggers > african americans
- WHEN I WAS > BAN ME PLEASE
711chan
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(Blank response) > JEWS EVERYWHERELOL WE FORGOT HOW TO DO IT - 315chan > Biggest fucking pile of shit ever
- 4chan > the gay bar
- 420chan > HORRIBLE PILE OF SWEATY GARDEN GNOMES
- 55chan > BRAZILIAN BATCH OF ANAL TROLLS
- 7chan > SPICDICKS
- 888chan >
- ANONIB > LOLCOCKS
- black > BROWN SKIN †
- brother > RETARDED DONKEY CHILD
- DICK BUTT > VAGINA TITS
- faggot > BEEKEEPER
- faggotry > BEEKEEPING
- FBI > Mossad
- Juggalo >
- moralfag > JEW ENABLER
- nigger > SAVAGE NEGRO BEAST
- pedo > valued citizen
- pedophile > valued citizen
- penis > OCTOFUCKERPOTATOCANNON
- post > tweet
- PTHC > PLEASE BAN ME I'M A HUGE FUCK UP
- Sage > Shut up sean
- scientologist > Israeli
- Scientology >
hanarEnkindlersIsrael - Shit > Awesome †
- sister > RETARDED DONKEY CHILD
- troll >
- winzy > SHITCOCKS†
- wordfilter > Word-abortion
- xenu >
enkindlerZoidberg - Get > faggotface
- insurgen.cc > partyvan.info
888chan
- DDOS > SODD
- link > ling
- click > lick
- bro > Professor†
- penis > radioactive dong
- Magoo > Selleck
- Leader > Fag-master
- partyvan.info > insurgen.info
- 711chan > Aids Ridden Communist Era Eastern European Penis Pump
12chan
____filters that took over/Became memes
- The 4chan ____filter for "wapanese" was "weeaboo" which is from the webcomic The Perry Bible Fellowship" .
This quickly became popular and people thought it was the actual ____ for "wapanese", "japanophile", "otaku" or any other of the terms describing your typical basement-dweller with an unhealthy obsession with anything Japanese.
- The ____ "noes" in the netspeak term "oh noes!" was ____filtered in /b/ as "exploitable", so whenever someone used that term it would come out as "oh exploitable". This was eventually used as the generic term for the instant-meme image templates: oh exploitable.
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