Zeta Toy
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A zeta toy is a dildo which mimics the exact shape and size of an animal's cock. Popular among furries who, lulled into an entirely false sense of normality by the echo chamber that is the Internets, have dropped all pretense and coyness with regard to their zoophilic tendencies.
Dog and horse cocks are the most popular zeta toys, but pigs, bears, Spaniards, boar, oxen, chinchillas, Quasidan, orangutans, echidna, deer, mice, mouse deer, blue whales (whose penises are roughly 2m long - how furfags expect to hide one of those from their parents is beyond me), sperm whales, killer whales and the prince of Wales are not unheard of. Also available are fanciful renderings that attempt to capture the "essence" of real or imagined creatures with no external genitalia, such as Tom Cruise.
The purchase of a zeta toy is the "skip" portion of a furry's inevitable hop, skip and jump towards the sexual abuse of domesticated animals.
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Customer Appreciation
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Galleries
Considering many of the animals (lions, tigers, bears, Oh my!) are too dangerous to go anywhere near, we wonder how they managed to make accurately-shaped dildos in the first place.
Gallery A: The Toys Themselves
 Pig. |
 Crocodile |
 Wolf |
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 Dog. Also listed as "Gryphon" . |
 Not sure. Looks like a rabbit with no ears. |
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 Mouse. [] |
 Kangaroo |
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 Orca |
 Bear |
Gallery B: The Toys in Action
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 PROTIP: Don't show your face in these photos. |
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 Even castration doesnt save them from their twisted way. |
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 'Orca' model is 15 inches long. |
SPECIAL MENTION: Bad Dragon
Bad Dragon is a website on a tube of the internet which makes business in selling dildos of fantasy creatures; the owner responsible for this goes by the name of Jan Mulders.
Jan Mulders
Jan Mulders is a furry.
Because of the huge number of furries buying his toys, he has hired a team employees going by the aliases of Athus, Raith and Runa. They allegedly have a secret base in Phoenix, Arizona to help him make their toys. On their forums, they have also hired a mod known as 'Runa' to stop the members making too much drama on the forums.
External links
- The Bad Dragon homepage
- Elypse Art - It took over 9000 hours of research, but the dog dick veins are just right.
- Zeta Creations - The original.
- SA thread about this topic
See Also
- Furry
- Tentacle rape
- Quasidan's penis
- Faggot
- Dildo
- Giant dildo of death
- Bestiality
- Mecha-Dildo
- Sick Fuck
- Bad Dragon
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