Zapatistas
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Zapatistas are the greatest Mexican IRL troll Communist clique of all time. The die-hard leftard "singer" from Rage Against the Machine, Zack de la Rocha, advertises their cause and encourages RATM fans to move to Mexico and drive trucks for them. Ironically, the Che Guevara shirts and jumpers worn by RATM fans are probably made in Mexican sweat shops. Go figure.
History
Zapatistas aka EZLN (aka Easy-Lenin...amirite?!) is a clique based on the teachings of the Emiliano Zapata who phailed in taking over Mexico. He died of natural causes, inflected by bullets.
Along time ago some indigenous ppls got pissed when NAFTA stole their land. So they began a war asking for their land back and for moar tacos.
Now
These brave freedom fighters have gotten a lot of support from international entities.
They took control of Chiapas, a poor state in Mexico, second to only Mini Mexico. The warlord of America tried to help their cause by giving them New Mexico but not even they wanted it.
In January 28, 2005 EZNL began something they called The Sixth Declaration of the Lacandon Jungle where the workers, students, farmers, teachers, employees and other people suffering under the tyrants united for their freedom. So far they have had moderate success.
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