Yuri
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
- For the psychic Yuri, go to a Command and Conquer wiki or some shit. Unless you want the other "psychic", Uri Geller.
Yuri is Japanese lesbian porn. Like yaoi, the genitalia is often blurred out. Of course, this makes little to no sense considering the other disgusting crap the Japanese put in their anime, but there you go. Yuri is most frequently enjoyed by the basement-dweller and 16 year old girls who are confused about their sexual preferences.They're most likely straight girls who want to be bisexual in an attempt to be as "unique" as the other kids at school. These girls are also a Republican's worst nightmare.
Be careful out there, Mr. Yuri-Lover. Although it may be the legal way to beat off to underage lesbians, the Japanese love to give the girls dicks, or have some weird tentacle monster join the party. You have been warned.
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The role of Teh Penis
Female Weaboo are separated into 2 categories:
- Anti-snatch
- Anti-cock
However, unlike the Anti-snatch the Yuri loving Anti-cock has a few exceptions on the appearance of teh penis. Penis is allowed if:
- The owner is a tranny.
- The owner has basketball tits.
- It is actually just a very realistic dildo.
- The owner is an animal and/or monster of any variety.
Posting penis in Shoujo-ai archive will cause massive outrage and instant pwnage.
Shoujo-ai
Is supposed to stand for a loving, tame relationship between two girls, although in the world of yuri, it is a scapegoat title you can stick to any obviously lolicon picture to make you seem less like a sick fuck. It is with the title "Shoujo-ai" that the closet lesbians of deviantART can post their Yuri shit for the fapping and not get banhammered.
Shoujo-ai is also the main reason that many Japanese girls prefer snatch over dick as the only males to ever appear in these animes are girly as fuck anyway.
Characteristics of Yuri
All Yuri contains one or more of the following:
- An innocent school girl
- A horny teacher
- A nurse or Maid
- Lesbian pride
- Tentacle monsters
- Fantasy themed sex toys
- Carpet munching
As teh vagina shows no signs when wanting sex, the Yuri industry makes up the following:
- Bulging vagina = horny vagina
- Squirting juices = lol we came
- Redness = STDs
- Wetting of the pants = asking for it
Because of censorship issues, Yuri often uses the following techniques:
- Massive dildos that fill half the frame
- Tentacles
- Obscene spooge shots...from a female
- A face so full of snatch you can hardly see anything
- Beams of light and explosions
- Tits so hueg snatch gets ignored
- Rick Roll's
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Yuri is part of a series on Anime. |
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Yuri is part of a series on Hentai. |
