You, sir, are and idiot :)
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME You, sir, are and idiot :) will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it. |
You Sir, are and idiot :) is the McDonald's of The Cancer That Is Killing /b/: hot, fast and ready to be smeared across the interbutts like so much AIDS-tinged santorum. It is a simple bit of copypasta used by first by Anontalk.com spambots, but later adopted by Newfags to respond to a post they not disagree with, but rather merely happen to see when they alt-tab back to /b/ from their CP du jour. The OP is typically filled with extreme, Godlike fury at the newfag, but really, it was probably just You Laugh You Lose again.
The Cancer in Action
"You Sir..." is arguably the most glaring and malignant symptom of the Teh Cancer; not only can it be seen quite often on the front page, it will sometimes latch onto the rare and elusive non-shitty threads like Chris-Chan on an attractive store clerk. It usually manifests itself as follows
- Prima: ITT: Orange Juice and its uses
- Secunda: You Sir, Are And Idiot :)
When hunting for this cancer, pay attention to the timestamp. 9 out of 10 times it will be posted seconds after the original posting.
How To Win Enemies and Infuriate Aspies
- Go to /b/
- Click Reply on the first thread you see. Think fast, no dawdling.
- Type "You Sir, Are And Idiot" and add whatever smiley you wish to the end. Hit Reply and resume fapping.
- ????
- PROFIT!
 Proof that Anon has been at this bullshit for years |
 Further proof the cancer is spreading over the internets |
What you can do
Before you post this shitty meme to /b/, note that now it will get you banned for 3 days. Other than that, not much can be done about it. Sage is useless most times, and STFU is like firing blanks. Really, all you can do to combat this is to not be a faggot when you reply to posts in /b/.
Better yet, don't read /b/ at all
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You, sir, are and idiot :) is part of a series on the cancer that is killing /b/. |
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