YouTube Yahweh Clan

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The Holy Commandment

Typical YouTube user prior to the Great Cleansing

Casey Nunez prior to feeling the power of Yahweh in his tubes

Casey Nunez crying after feeling the power of Yahweh in his tubes

PROTIP:Purple isn't the best color to use when trying to strike fear into the hearts of the bad guys

The ED supports animal rape

A heithon is rebuked

Long ago, the prophet weev was given a vision by Yahweh, whilst tripping on the holy LSD. In that vision, he was told "Go forth and ruin", and many an asspie was e-slain based on this holy commandment. In the aftermath of the YouTube Civil War, other bantownians and EDiots heard the call of The Almighty, and took up their arms, and went forth to ruin. The YouTube Yahweh Clan was borne of this holy mission.

The YTYC is a watchdog group that specializes in cleansing YouTube of liars, false prophets, and pedophiles. Unlike the YouTube Street Team which was paralyzed by doubt, or the YouTube Vigilantes rendered impotent by their self-loathing, this family unleashes holy ruin on all those who refuse to accept Yahweh as their personal savior.

1 History of the YTYC
2 Yahweh's Family
3 YTYC 2.0
4 Yahwehs own Browser
5 Quotes
6 Hall of Infidels
7 Faith and Works
8 Related Articles

[edit] History of the YTYC

In the old days, there was much faggotry, abomination and unwarranted self-importance on YouTube. Pedophiles like Irish282 were allowed to have secret groups, composed of only a handful adults, yet many, many, young boys. Mongoloids like TheDramaTube ran rampant, spouting idiocy and lies in all their videos. False prophets like VioletKitty411 spoke of their great "faith" on camera, whilst privately having cybersex with rabbit couples in Sim games. YouTube was a veritable Babylon of the webbernets. Ordinary people everywhere had to spend precious hours of their lives watching shitty videos to find just five minutes of lulzworthy material.

The YTYC first found cohesion as a unit in the Irish282 Offensive. Pigslop (before he turned traitor) pointed out the debauchery of Irish282 (AKA Claude Clark), and began making videos about Claude's strange behavior. Claude got very irate that someone had discovered his online harem of little boys, and began flagging all of pigslop's videos, regardless of content. Criticism of Irish continued and grew to epic proportions. YouTube nobodies like scotland38, and Kikyou10000 came to Claude's defense, and a flamewar developed between them and the EDiot YouTube presence.

A mighty rage swelled up in Yahweh, and he swept down and filled birthmother69 with the Holy Spirit. She was given the Holy Fist of Grabbing, and quickly dispensed Kikyou10000 by reaching down her throat, pulling out her pancreas, and feeding it back to her. Scotland38, for fear of getting grabbed, suicided himself. When word reached friends and family of Kikyou and Scotland, they decided they should enter the fray as well. One by one, they all literally got their asses handed to them, sometimes many times over. Here is a list of infidels that were felled singlehandedly by birthMOTHER and Yahweh:

[edit] Yahweh's Family

After seeing the divine fury that Yahweh had brought to YouTube, the chosen freedom fighters joined the battle. Some heroes fell in the battles that ensued, only to be reborn days later. Resurrection on Yahweh's clock never takes 40 hours.

birthmother88 - This family's holy mother
AgentDojaOO7 - The family's agent inside lawl enforcement
KilahRoo - This roo's gonna get you...
YouCantKillAGhost - Undead
Violetitty411 - Still one tough titty
JewKattinator- A financial agent ~ resurected as a katt
YahsKitty - Time to get her paws dirty
Lmte - Master of epilepsy
iwasyourafatchick - A miraculous resurrection
HonEDLolington - Presiding judge
AbsoluteYahweh - The hub of Yahweh's works
DoubleDucks - two ducks for the price of one
JiZZc0ck- Expert in penetrating the lulz
HelpIrish282- helped Rorschach capture Ozymandias
therealv0x- official missionary of the YTYC
~~TheSockDetective~~ - Dishonorably discharged: Traitor, likes to suck cock.
LamerExterminator
NuclearApokalypse

Fallen Heroes - Murdered by YouTube - R.I.P.

birthmother69
PervertAlert
PervertAlert2
yourafatchick
InternetsPolice
FiddlerFinder
TheDramaBoob
TheNewBoob
FBIrish282- Known sock of Irish282, used to bully kids who questioned him
lchimatogahn
YahwehsKitty
5ub5e7en
5UB5373N
TheGhostOfSubseven
AgentDoja007
JewKattz
violenttitty411
DevilInHeels
KilaRoo
RiteHonRoo
CasadeILago
CircaRigirl7
gnaav0x* ressurected
JizzCock
JihadSkilling
~~SnowVhite~~ traitor

[edit] YTYC 2.0

In July of 2007, the YTYC's Holy War of Ruin began gaining popularity when the Young Tubers United situation reached the state of Critical Mass Lulz. The YTYC seized on this opportunity by opening its membership to a variety of new allies who also heard Yahweh's call. New faith and works spread across YouTube like the outstretched hand of Yahweh himself. Kid-fiddlers were no longer safe to go child-collecting on YouTube unfettered.

[edit] Yahwehs own Browser

The Yahweh Youtube Hate Machine in action.

On october 25th, 2007, when Yahweh was still cool, someone in Yahweh pulled an all nighter to make a special browser for the yahweh clan (and trolls alike) called the youtube hate machine. It's packed full of options that will allow you to make socks quicker, backup and restore all your subs, make videos on the fly (writer and painter), keep track of all your socks and disobey youtube's speed limit for streaming vids. You can download it here:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT A NEW VERSION?! YA RLY, with winamp control and moar options:

Yahweh Youtube Hate Machine V1.2b download here, just type the code, then wait for the seconds counter to reach zero and for the download button to appear, then click that and leech. Enjoy.

(version 1.2b has a final annoying screenbug fix, it will make your life pleasant again now that it's gone. Call your neighbor, friend irl and tell them all about this.)

Enjoy. It's really handy.

[edit] Quotes

“	I think the YTYC are doing a public service by bringing Irish282's activities under scrutiny. Who knows, maybe you might save some kids from being molested in real life by opening their eyes, or the eyes of their parents who view your videos.	„
—themaskedanalyst

“	If only the court could decide. How do you sue Yahweh? Firss you have to find them, then when you do you find they have nothing. You can't take what someone doesn't have, but you can spend a fortune trying just to get to court. That is why I am pretty certain this experiment called "the Web" will end as we know it within the next five years.	„
—DynaCatlovesme

[edit] Hall of Infidels

Irish282	Casey Nunez	Pigslop	CircaRigel
VioletKitty411	Andy Milonakis	Logan Sperman	TheRedSkull
Ytask	Updownmostly	Tom Something-or-other	TobiranHorde
YouTube Vigilantes	Ma Bell; Means To An Fail	Flockless; yes his webcam is actually that shitty	RacerXWTFS; tranny and illiterate fucktard
DynaCatlovesme; boy lover	LoganSperman2; pedophile fap fodder	SnowVhite; traitorous whore	TheSockDetective seen posing here with his RL g/f.