YouTube Poop
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YouTube Poop is a term used to describe YouTube videos that consist of clips from various TV shows mashed together in a chaotic mass of fail. They're like AMVs but even worse (how that's even possible, we don't know). The first YouTube poop was "I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL" by SuperYoshi. All makers of YouTube Poop want to fuck Luigi, or Mama Luigi, or whatever. The second most commonly used clips are from the CD-I games, mainly the intro to Hotel Mario and the Zelda CD-I nah, disregard that. That's considered AIDS and fail. Mama Luigi just hopes they made lotsa spaghetti for dinner. He is not hungry enough to eat an Octorok. In a shocking twist, some people who make these videos scarcely use these clips, opting for either their own memes or something more "original". Regardless, most YouTube Poops are surprisingly popular, enough so to have spawned a site. According to that site., many good memes are considered old and forced, which is not true. There are over 9,000 poops on YouTube. Most are made by 14 year old boys with no friends, and the rest are made by college students that can't get laid, hence the sickening amounts of jokes involving the word "come" used as "cum". Youtube Poop is the most malignant cancer that's killing Youtube.
[edit] AKA Cult Niggers
In 1999, Cartoon Network UK predated the YouTube poop faggotry with "Cult Toons", a remix series that aired on the late night block AKA Cartoon Network. This cut up classic cartoons and used memes derived from Blaxploitation movies and other lame-ass shows to really add little new or relevant to the series being used for the memes. So successful was this that CN canceled it and replaced it with endless reruns of Space Ghost and failed pilot shorts from Seth McFarlane.
[edit] How to make a successful YouTube Poop
- Download the CDI Zelda video clips, Hotel Mario clips, Volvic Water commercials, (with George the Volcano) and the episodes from Sonic the Hedgehog or the Super Mario World (Mama Luigi is suggested) cartoons. Or any other stuff you're sure will get lulz.
- As you already know, making fun of these clips is redundant as they already make fun of themselves. Do it anyway to be [retarded|funny].
- Import clips into a movie editing program and repeat each segment about 100 times. (Extra points if you add in CD-i)
Most use Windows Movie Maker which crashes every five seconds. THAT'S THE ONLY PROGRAM AVAILABLE. IT IS. THERE FORE, YOU ARE TOTALLY FUCKED.DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. Most people use either cracked Sony Vegas or Adobe Premiere.
- Post on YouTube with random description, tags, and title.
- BE SURE TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS FOR THIS PART BECAUSE CAPITAL LETTERS MAKE EVERYTHING FUNNY, SEE? SEE HOW FUNNY THIS SENTENCE IS?
- Also, it tends to piss people off when you title the poop something like "Halo 3 Glitches" or "Best of Family Guy" or something similar. Be as irritating and unfunny as possible.
- ???
- PROFIT!!!!
- Use profit to make moar YouTube poops
[edit] Notable YouTube Poopers
These are few of many poopers, all of them are Satanic cunt faces.
[edit] 1upClock
A clock-sucking motherfucker who makes this shit, sometimes he makes the volume get loud as fuck to piss people off.
[edit] 64marjo64
Wastes his life with trolls. Also makes shitty flash poops and flash animations with Conker, Banjo and Kazooie, and Rayman.
[edit] AntiEthan (EATAN, TofuAnti, HappyChickyReturns)
Wait, who the hell is this cunt-face? What the hell?
[edit] ApolloBoy
Has a Bill O'Reilly fetish. Would suck his dick if he got the chance.
O'Reilly's thoughts about the Mushroom Kingdom
[edit] BigMarioandTailsFan BMATF
This motherfucker loves Doopliss, and masturbates to tubgirl and/or Mario every hour on the hour.
Robotnik laughs about legal issues REMOVED LOL
[edit] Boogidyboo
Has confessed to jacking off to Robotnik and makes terrible excuses for poops on him.
Robotnik scares everybody out of their mind promotion
[edit] Calculate900
Sticks his dick in calculators then makes them divide by zero to feel the error pulse in his cock. He divided by zero a little too often and has imploded into the deep vacuum of space where he is now being pounded in the ass by Lord Xenu.
FaceNapped! Movie Trailer NOPE
[edit] captianwrestlerpants, captianwrestler567, captainwrestlerALT, captainwrestler
Some cunt who gets butthurt when you call his with unneeded censorship videos YouTube poops. He's hardly known on YouTube because his videos suck. He got suspended 3 times. First time by Cartoon Network for some gay Chowder videos, the second time by Viacom for a two part Spongebob Squarepants/Mario video (which sucked ass and was overrated) and possibly some Lazytown video which stole used a pingas remix by Vorhias, and the third time for no reason. (lol)
[edit] Cloggedone
One of the few poopers who don't bawww because they hate chans even though they never been to one. In face, this one goes to Wutchan occasionally. He pissed off communist RabbitSnore in August for preforming a DoS attack on the forum.
[edit] Cynical Sir (Synister Sir) (MisterScarry) (BaldrJew)
Another one of the emo whiners who begs for attention. He claims to use iMovie and says it crashes so much so he closes his account every other fucking day. He got tempabanned from the forum and proceeded to BAWWWW about it. This stupid nigger is an overreacting douchebag who does nothing but cry over shit no one cares about.
In retrospect, he's fucking annoying.
EDIT: The other week, this faggot closed his account AGAIN! Can you believe that? He came back under the name MisterScarry (oh he's dark and mysterious, he must be cool) and is now uploading more shit that no one cares about including shit sucking rants.
In retrospect, he's still fucking annoying.
[edit] conradslater
This mega douche bag created the site these fuckers all go to. However, he hasn't been seen recently, as due to the recent e-drama on the website, he has been in hiding since. He also makes some fucked up short films at his film school in Europe, but who the fuck cares?
[edit] Deepercutt
Some stupid fanboy edited this section and called Deepercutt "One of the best poopers, he is a awesome 13 year old boy who is awesome." Whoever did that is a douchebag.
Deepercutt is the most well known nigger who makes YouTube Poops. He is overrated as shit.
Update: Last Thursday Deppercutt has been reported with over 9000 subscribers. proof that JewTube is all just a communist hugbox. Most noted for his popularity among the basement dwellers, Deppercutt was under way to much pressure and went into a spiraling depression. He said it because of JewTube's glitches, which sounds like a hilarious thing to try and rationally explain to people ("Yes doctor, I need Zoloft because of YouTube's glitches."). But it is common knowledge that a glitch itself cannot glitch. That, and he was too butthurt over people saying he had too many subscribers and he lost his touch.
His fans are always comparing him to Walrusguy, and KroboProductions, spawning flaming and even more faggotry in Deepercutt's videos.
Click here to read moar
"Deepercutt approves of this article."
[edit] Drpimpwii
One of the few poopers that use Satanstudio. On some of his newer video you will notice the disturbing watermark that says "I will eat your Babies". This shit head eats his own fecal matter.
Zelda: What the fu** is that sh**
[edit] Feghoot
Easily the biggest fucking faggot making this shit. Known mostly for his Konata obsession bullshit that everyone hates and his over 9000 posts about it on the forum. Nobody likes him.
[edit] GameCubeHero
Usually sarcastic about most topics, GameCubeHero is what you get if you were to take a /v/ 4Chan user and smash him on the head a few times before giving him a video editor. As such he regularly posts 4Chan memes on the YCP forums much like a newfag would, (although he has seemed to mellow out about it). His tools of choice are, well, anything he can get his hands on. Some say that if you stare long enough into one of his videos, you go blind.
[edit] Idiotska
One of the few poopers to put musicians in their poops, Idiotska is a firing dildo from outer space that wants all the hate from the fanboys and fangirls when he does this. He uses the stuff people hate. Such as ear rape, anime, and Nirvana.
A YouTube Poop starring maggots
[edit] igiulamam
Most known for his YouTube Poop Music Videos, all of them catchy enough that the only way to get them out of your head is to break your eardrums.
Robotnik gets in touch with his inner wigger - On a related note, expect the Team Fortress 2 server used by 4chan's /v/ to have this song played constantly.
[edit] Kajetokun
According to popular belief, he started YouTube Poop with OVER 9000!!, although time and time again, it's been proven he didn't start it. Although he loosely associates with poopers, it is very arguable that he is not a pooper. Poops are difficult to define since people have been making these kinds of videos long before "I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL" was made. Kajetokun has never called himself a pooper or called any of his videos poop. Until he calls one of his videos poop, calls himself a pooper, or more closely associates with YouTube poop, his status is not certain. He also likes to take pictures of himself stretching out his anus to incredible sizes.
In addition to bringing the "Over 9000" meme into the mainstream of the Intarwebs, he also brought it "Gutsman's Ass", in which the firm, well-toned posterior of Gutsman appears in random places, followed by "DA-NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", followed by a still of Megaman trying to look like a badass. But unlike Over 9000, which continues to be used to this day, the popularity of Gutsman's Ass has since faded, as all forced memes should.
Goku does Vegeta and then all hell breaks loose.
[edit] KingNecroPope
Fucking cunt. He also makes this shit.
The original Ninja Info Cards video.
[edit] KroboProductions
He's like Deepercutt, end of story.
[edit] Link123456
Titleinlarge's butt buddy that makes retarded Flash poops.
[edit] MadpaintbalerX
The unknown idol and self proclaimed "only youtube pooper with a life". He wishes he had more subscribers and Deepercutt's dashing good looks.
[edit] manwith10toes, manwith10toes2, manwith10toes3
Stegblob's distant cousin who makes Robotnik poops just like him. He's also known for making an extremely overrated Sparta video which got over a million views (ask him yourself, he'll agree if you say it was overrated). Which then started a bunch of retarded or decent rip offs of it, but then his account was suspended by BUTT FUCKING FAGGOTS Viacom for some SpongeBob poops he made. And he then made another account which also got suspended by THE BUTTHURT FAGGOTS Viacom again. He currently goes by the name of manwith10toes3 making poops (although he hasn't made any in a while) and random videos with his camera he STOLE BECAUSE HE CAN YOU FAGGOTS bought.
GET XTREME OVERDOSE NOW FAGGOT
[edit] Misselaineous10
The first female to become admin on the forums, and also one of the worst admins. Even though everyone thinks she acts like a bitch on the forums, you could take one look at her channel description on YouTube and tell that she is actually a 16 year old girl. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, MISS10 SUCKS COCKS
Daisy and Peach are going insane.
Try to be nice to her and she'll cut off your dick.
[edit] WolinSlippper
A silly fellow who makes poops of As Told by Ginger, most of which are difficult.
[edit] McMaNGOS
He's really only known for starting the extremely overrated "THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN" fad (which is still going strong for some damn reason). But other than that he just plain sucks.
[edit] MilesTailsPrower
Possibly the most overrated YTP maker on YouTube. (Although he only has around 300 subscribers, with the level of his poop, he should have around 20.) He is a fan of The Beatles and uses them far too often in his poops. He actually started off being a Tails AMV making bastard, so it's not surprise he can't make YTP. A rumor was started that he's the same person as KroboProductions, which is one of Deepercutt's many horseshit lies started to draw negative attention off of himself. He uses these sources too often: The Beatles, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python, Rants from YouTube, commercials.
Let's attempt to put a smile on that face
[edit] MrDrunkenFox
A fucking power-hungry gay furry who, for some reason was appointed mod. If you so much as say "I don't care for furries" he will fucking get right on you and attempt to get you banned. He must be stopped.
Hitler has some bowel problems
[edit] mrSimonAlt (also ElectrictheCheese)
The most popular and sick of these cunts. He is all-powerful and faps to pictures of himself. His over-inflated ego could fill the Pacific ocean. And he's a furfag. Wishes he wasn't a virgin such as the majority of his fanbase.
[edit] nategorga
Unfunny newfag who has sexual relations with Arthur. Doesn't have much in the way of hilarity.
His most famous one, ripped from an Arthur DVD he owned. Why does he have an Arthur DVD?
Him "running out of ideas".
[edit] onehundreddollars
Does not exclusively make YouTube Poops. Has a complete lack of respect for Christianity. Needs to get out moar.
Mario Finds Jesus
Doug Loves Things
Jesus Is Smart!
[edit] Peskeyplumber
A sick cunt nigger asshole bitch cocksucking dick who fucks his dogs. Is also a pedophile.
[edit] RetroJape
One of the fathers of YouTube Poop. His work encouraged many to join in the YouTube Poop meme. He is also the pooper that started Mama Luigi, the main mascot of YouTube Poop.
Mama Luigi And The Rapers of the Lost Koopa
[edit] RiotingSoul/Youpooper
This handsome troglodyte created the very very not well known Bison fads: YES!, THIS IS DELICIOUS!, Welcome my Trio of Terror!, and DONK YESH!. He uploads his poop under the username "Youpooper", which he shares with gay lover Sonichuman. He is one of the first poopers to incorporate Street Fighter and YTMND material.
Bison running down hall for 5 minutes
[edit] seconteen13
Makes poop featuring Histeria, Yin Yang Yo! and Robot Jones... Oh and also from time to time the Berries and Cream guy... One of the first of her kind.
Mario LUVS his berries n cream...
[edit] ShreddaX
One of the first to make Ed, Edd n' Eddy and Street Fighter poops. This faggot is what inspired a large number of 13 year old boys to flood YouTube with their own shitty EEnE poops. BACON SHOP BACON SHOP BACON SHOP BACON SHOP.
[edit] thewafflemaster
A faggot whose shit is apperciated by smartasses and preps, therefore his mildly unpopular (but with a name like his, it kinda speaks for itself what should happen to him)He also posts unfunny macros on the forum that only cunts appreciate.
[edit] SpAmStIkA
SpAmStIkA is just YouTube pooper CheezNapkin, reincarnated. His original account was deleted back in February but someone he knew decided to give him his account. For some stupid reason YouTube didn't let him change his screen name, so now he is forever doomed with the name "SpAmStIkA". His poops mainly consist of anything he could find, including episodes of South Park and Beavis and Butthead, old commercials from like 20 years ago, and Bill O'Reilly. His first YouTube poop was made at least 100 years ago
NATURAL GAS, IT GIVES YOU SOME IDEAS
[edit] StegBlob
Best known for his Robotnik poops, as well as his erotic relationship with haggis, as well as Coming Soon on Sesame Street, Ideh, and Diploma Dope. His alt account is KingStegBlob, which he uses to upload episodes of AoStH, episodes of the Super Mario and Captain N cartoons, and Sonic Sez segments. His most noted sexual fantasy involves him becoming the owner of the Moon, which he enjoys shoving in his anus. (He has a contract to prove it. Unfortunately, due to a Time paradox, it expired 1239 days ago. Boo-hoo.)
[edit] SuperYoshi
He is thou whom openeth Pandora's anus and first scateth upon YouTubius.
First YouTube Poop EVAH created
First YouTube Poop submitted to YouTube
[edit] Tabull89
Until his most recent video, Tabull89 uses mostly CD-i, but is still able to come up with something original in every video. He is also the first person to use the frame of the king when he says “for” as a means of a frightened look. His most recent video did not use a trace of CD-i but instead used the TV series Lost in your Mother.
[edit] Titleinlarge
A complete pussy of a flash pooper that gets butthurt real easily. And was working on a gay Brawl rip off with YouTube poop and non-YouTube poop characters. He soon got AIDS punished by his parents so he can't use the computer anymore. And nothing of value was lost.
SOMETHING SHITTY THIS FAGGOT MADE
[edit] TheDumbening
A thirteen-year-old Pooper who used to make the worst possible Youtube poops, but has gotten better since July. Famous for his Ronald McDonald poop, and being one of the most prominent troll/members on the YouChewPoop forum. Banned twice, made OVER 9000 alts, but stopped because of the faggotry on the forums
[edit] TheMystero
He's an 11 year old pooper that has made 15 poops to date and likes to troll the thirteen-year-old Sonic fanfucks. And is known to fuck around with Sonic Hentai. Received butthurt over one person saying his poops sucked and nearly became an hero.
[edit] toadomos
His sister has a vagina. Likes to have anal sex with her :O
[edit] WalrusGuy
An extremely lackluster pooper with no idea what he is doing. Retarded users watch his videos.
As of Last Thursday, his account has been suspended by the butthurt Colgate faggots due to the fact that they discovered that he was secretly using Dr. Rabbit footage for his poops. This caused a bunch of stupid ass fanboys to get butthurt. But he eventually got his account back for spending good time for something this serious. If you give a big enough shit about it, you can read about it on his DA account.
Mama Luigi Misinterprets the Koran
[edit] Waldfield
Pooper who makes lulz by making cartoon characters fuck each other
[edit] HOW DO I FINDZ POOP?
OR LOOK INSIDE YOUR OWN ASSHOLE FOR POOP.
[edit] Frequent Sources of YouTube Poop clips/sounds
[edit] Video Game Related
- Hotel Mario
- Super Mario World
- Zelda CD-I
- M. Bison "YES...YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
- The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (PINGAS)
- The floating Mario head from Mario Teaches Typing
- Weegee
- Pokemon
- Kirby
[edit] Movies
- 300
- Music videos?
[edit] Animu
- Dragonball Z (OVER 9000)
- Gurren Lagann, strictly for purposes of FIGHTING THE POWAH.
- Naruto, Because it's what all true narutards strive for in great justice
- Some American cartoons
- Any random flash you will find on faggrounds
[edit] All other Shit nobody cares about, just to get moar lulz then they think they can
- Volvic Water commercials, On that note sometimes other random commercials pop up in a YouTube Poop anywhere over the rainbow
- Dr. Rabbit
- All porno things involving Your Mom
- Everything involving You!
[edit] YouTube Poop Fads
[edit] Ear Rape
Usually involves using a simple WMM trick to crank the volume up to such an extent while encouraging the viewer to do the same with their speakers (this can be achieved by gradually lowering the volume of the poop while the viewer naturally reacts by raising the volume, and then set the volume back to max during editing to unleash the ear rape). The result is either their ears get fucking raped and/or blood spatters everywhere. From their ear.
Brock just got dumped. Again. BALEETED
[edit] While I Play Unfitting Music
This kind of YouTube Poop involves playing primarily just one, or two clips over and over again with or without the original audio in it while playing an unfitting song that doesn't relate to the actions being portrayed within the video. It was an instant hit, but was soon raped to death by 13 year old boys who wanted to be noticed on YouTube.
The first, and most e-famous of these is Luigi Winds A Toy While I Play Unfitting Music.
The only almost not gay "Unfitting music" poop BALEETED
[edit] THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED
The latest trend of YouTube Poop is probably the most fail yet. These kind of videos essentially have clips from typical Poop segments edited to say words that the No Cussing Club would not approve of shit bricks from hearing them, over and over again. The fact that YouTube hasn't taken efforts to delete these videos, and that they even became popular, proves once and for all that September will last forever.
Click here to waste two minutes of your life
[edit] COLOR BARS
Big pieces of shit.
[edit] THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN
The original video was a picture of Robotnik, with Gourmet Race (with PINGAS synced to every note) playing in the background. This spawned a fad almost instantly, and as of today, it has over 400 video responses. There are some moderately decent entries into this fad, but most of them suck and have poor sync.
[edit] Dr. Rabbit Drama
Dr. Rabbit is a pedophile dentist dressed in a purple fur suit who kidnaps kids in his balloon. At least that's what every YouTube Poop ever made about him makes it out to be. He also says a lot of things which can be edited to sound like "I brush my ass with semen" or the classic "CUM!" so naturally, it was a hit with YouTube Poop. However, unlike the other companies YouTube Poopers rip-off from, the company that owns Dr. Rabbit (Colgate) decided it was time to take action, holding the YouTube staff at gun-point until every video tagged with "Dr. Rabbit" was purged. This caused an uproar within the YouTube poop community and dozens of retarded video letters begging YouTube to stand up for free speech and let all the kids have their fun by letting them continue slandering a mascot they don't hold the rights to soon followed. Needless to say, it didn't do a damn thing. However, when you actually see the Dr. Rabbit video (Dr. Rabbit's World Tour), you can see why Colgate decided to lead a holocaust against it, because it's an embarrassment on Colgay's part and anyone would have done the same should they have to be held accountable for such a piece of shit. First of all, it has voice acting even worse than anything 4kids has done. Second, it takes Chinese, Mexican, and Black kids and puts them all in one boat. Now, all that remains of the Dr. Rabbit fad are a few half-assed YouTube poops here and there going under tags like "purple surgeon" or "anthropomorphic dentist," trying to avoid deletion. Of course, it's only a matter of time before JewTube picks up on this and deletes those videos as well.
[edit] Sonic masturbating
It started with a 15-second video edited by Waldfield, titled "Sonic's Hot, Sticky Fluids." The video depicted Sonic masturbating and eventually giving Robotnik a facial. After uploading several reedits of the footage, Waldfield would eventually create an alt account titled SonicMasturbating, where every video uploaded was the identical original footage of Sonic masturbating, the only difference being the title of each video. IT WAS AT THIS POINT that the fad started, as many other users started uploading the same video themselves, sometimes as trap videos and sometimes not.
[edit] See also
- AMV
- LINK MAH BOIIIII
- Hotel Mario
- Over 9000
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- YouTube
- Mama luigi IRL http://www.mamaluigi.co.uk/
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[edit] CONCLUSION
My boy, You Tube poop is what all true warriors strive for.
