Yiri
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| Yirimyah, this is your life. |
Yirimyah, aka Root, is an Australian asshole here to make your internet experience shitty. His hobbies include substance abuse, self injury, bipolarity, court, and being committed to insane asylums. In his time he has been perhaps the most dramatic sysop in the history of ED. Yiri's goal is to reach a banhammer used/article edit ratio of 5. Since meeting the likes of weev, yiri has been working on the downfall of The International Jewish Conspiracy. Mr. Myah has not only killed hundreds of innocent users, but also three innocent sysops.
Like every Aussie ever, Yiri seeks to further reduce the rights of Aboriginies. Unlike every Aussie ever, he looks like a heroin using twink whose nudes are freely available throughout the internets. Although he has been known to post n00dz to various live journal communities like your average camwhore fag, he seems to go through girlfriends faster than a junkie through a baggie of china white when the welfare check arrives.
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Yiri and ED
Yiri made his first ED edit Oct. 21, 2005. Little did he know he would soon be introduced to the wild world of drama, ZOG awareness, and sysops who hate him. This underage b& livejournal whore started off a common internet dipshit, even breaking his account at one point.
Eventually Yiri would impress the sysops enough to be nominated for adminz, severely pissing off WKD. Yiri managed to get the holy banhammer September 7, 2006 from ajt as a part of the Yiri/tfo/RIP WKD generation. Shortly after he would lern some scriptin' and return to that fucking username.
Like many sysops, getting the banhammer would effectively end his editing phase and morph him into a banning and deleting machine.
Last Night an #ed Saved My Life
Arguably the only positive thing that #ed has ever accomplished in its long and storied history was when it saved yiri from pulling a ctrl+alt+del on his life in October of 2007. After posting a tl;dr suicide note online and playing Pacman IRL with a few boxes of pills, #ed dropped dox and called the ambulance to his place of residence, which found him dead at the scene. Yiri's heart stopped three times, but the doctors refused to let him die and kept resuscitating him. The next few months were notable for his sporadic online presence, as he had to use his shit laptop to hack the Gibson at the psych ward he was confined to in order to get on IRC.
Legal Drama
Continuing the cycle of lulz, Yiri was formally charged with one count of "Maliciously Inflict(ing) Grievous Bodily Harm With Intent To Do So" and an alternative count of "Recklessly Inflict Grievous Bodily Harm" in Sydney District Court after two sandniggers tried to invade Yiri's home and he proceeded to pwn them both with a very large knife. Yiri faced Sydney District Court represented by a qualified attorney at lol who raised two defences; firstly that the burglars were asking for it when they broke in to his domicile and secondly, that he did it for the lulz. The idea that gangstaz would invade the home of a high-school student whose favourite subjects were computer programming and postmodernism only to get pwned with what the Court heard was "a great big Rambo knife" was found to be lulzy and the sandniggers were found to be lying scumbags who deserved what they got. Yirimyah was found not guilty on all counts by a jury who took two hours to decide.
Present Day
Yiri is one of the two keyholders to the ED user list, which he uses to continue the cycle of abuse in a manner not unlike that of Papa Doc. He also enjoys masturbating to slash fanfics of The Port Arthur Massacre.
Being one of the oldest of the oldfags among the ED Kleptocracy, he is a go to guy for getting srs biz done if you have any issues on or off site. The usefulness of this option is balanced out by the fact that he takes a Socially Darwinist view of all plebes, and will permaban you for asking idiotic questions that are already available in the FAQ. Yiri is also the most active ircop and is the one to ask for a hostmask or a kline.
He is the only sysop who can't be inactive for more than two days without some people worrying he has finally succeeded at becoming an hero/going to jail/overdosing/being involuntarily confined to an asylum.
Notable Quotables
| —Precocious little shit |
Yiri and abuse
The single most important thing to know about Yiri is that his name is synonymous with abuse. Here are the things abused by yiri EVERY FUCKING WEEK:
Yiri and drama: a timeline
Unlike Tehdely, whose introduction into ED earned him many friends, a new home, and a great job, Yiri's introduction to ED has only created more drama, on-site and in his life, than any of the other sysops.
- Defeated
a sysoptwo sysopsthree sysopsWHO'S NEXT? COULD BE YOU. - Was revealed as a minor (since fixed by time).
- Tried to kill himself in IRC.
- Confined to an asylum.
- Blown through women and new kinds of drugs.
- Been arrested.
And he's only 20, that leaves at LEAST 10 years to go! Only time will tell of the future dramas produced by this hateful, hateful person.
See Also
| Yiri is part of a series on The Dramacracy
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Advisory Committee DLB • Killhamster • Krade • ODB • Sheneequa • Tfo • Weev • WhiteMystery • Yiri Congress Military |
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