Yiff

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Verb. As in "to yiff" which is typically held to be the furry sex act, or the sounds made during such an act, modeled after the sound furries wish a fox made when mating. Often goes with skritch.

The (need we say deviant?) sexual practice of a furry. Basically mass-fursuit-clad frottage.

Unfortunately sometimes used as an adjective to describe things erotically "stimulating" to the particular sensibilities of a furry, often as "yiffy" or (God help us) even "yifftastic". It's possible to buy furniture that's especially designed for yiffy action.

tl:dr

1 What Is Yiffing?
2 Does Yiff Initialize Procreation?
3 Bullshit furries made up to describe Yiff
- 3.1 The Truth comes out
4 IRL Yiffing
5 Gallery

[edit] What Is Yiffing?

Fursecution.net - Free Yiffy Videos and Animations The newest of anti-fursecution websites. Also included is a sub-site pertaining to furry inflation. Deleted for the lulz

Yiffing is the sick and twisted version of sex for the unholy sub-humans known as furries. If you have ever spent a second near a furry (Which you shouldn't be doing), you would hear the word "yiff", and probably if more than one ugly fursona-obsessed abomination of the earth stands in the general vicinity of you, you will witness this sickening performance of what is called "yiffing". Just peer into the many bleeding assholes of a furfag yiffing another furfag and tell me you are not afraid.

Rejoice! The Yiff Anthem

[edit] Does Yiff Initialize Procreation?

No. An act so unholy and something you wish you could unsee does not go to the purpose of creating more fucking furfags for the world to shoot. It's basically just bad, ugly semi-bestiality with animal noises and fursuits.

Does The Average Furry Know the Difference Between Procreation and Creativity?

No.

“	While to some it's disturbing, yiffing in MUCKs has been shown to help increase creativity and increase literary skills.	„
—Flame Soulis - Revision of this section as of 22:12, 16 November 2007

[edit] Bullshit furries made up to describe Yiff

According to furfag tradition, "yiff" is the noise emitted by male foxes make whilst making teh secks (DISCONFIRMED BY TOW). This makes the male fox the official pussy of the animal kingdom. Next time you see one, be sure to kick him in the nuts. Plus, he could be a furfag kid in disguise (bonus).

Over 9000 people have, at one point, inquired as to how the furs got the details as to what foxes fucking sounds like. But since this is precisely the kind of thing a furfag would know first-hand, I'm going to take them at their word (irl fockssecks lol).

[edit] The Truth comes out

“	Allow me to clear things up before you read this article... the term Yiff was originally made up by a guy named LittleFox, who used the term as a happy greeting, long before all of this sexual Yiff crap started. There was a small 'Foxish' language he made up for greetings and things like that. Yiff was the cheeriest greeting, Yerf being a happy, but not fully happy greeting. Followed by Growlth which was a negative or bad greeting. There are other words and phrases, but this was where it originally denominated from. The common misconception is that the term 'yiff' came from the sound Arctic foxes made while mating, but I don't know why anyone would listen to that, but somehow thats where Yiff supposedly came from. However the above paragraph disproves that. If you wish to read on about the current meaning of the word, go right ahead but the original term is far different.	„
—Truthbringer - Revision as of 04:33, 24 December 2007

[edit] IRL Yiffing

All in all, if you ever catch furries yiffing, kill them; but you should kill them even if they're not yiffing, though.

Telltale signs of yiffers include:

Wearing or in possesion of jizz-stained Fursuit.
Smeared Beastpaint, especially around the mouth and face.

The best way is to show them Zippocat to force them into a butt-hurt paralysis, then promptly blow their fucking faces off with the closest firearm you can find. Be quick though, for they will imitate foxes or some other creature and run away to the forests of furfaggotry in which they dwell, and most likely get mauled by a bear. Don't let a bear steal your joy!

It is in fact illegal to shoot Yiffers during Halloween and Christmas due to the chance of shooting an innocent child or sexy lady dressed as a cat so in the coming year all furrys will be required to wear a little yellow star so as to avoid confusion.

All hot chicks who happen to be furrys are not to be harmed. After capturing one, simply send her to the nearest Catholic school where she'll be trained to use her perversions for good, and wearing a short skirt like she is supposed to.

[edit] Gallery

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a toy for lonely furfags such as Crapoartworks to yiff	Defies description.	Inside the dreaded Castle Yiff on Furcadia.	ED User A RAPE SPIDER yiffing in his fursuit.
omg hot!	Neoporn		Where's your childhood now?
God Bless our fighting men and women!!1!	Now, that's just wrong...	Pokemon fan-porn is considered yiff.	It has a gun. That makes it not gay.
Oh, YES. This makes PERFECT SENSE, man!	How do I yiffed in hell?	GTFO, sick fuck	This is how vaginas work in the world of Crystal-for-ever.
Why Shenzi was the leader of the 3.	Dragon Car Sex!	More Dragon car sex!	for your continued pleasure.
Having fun yet?	Pokemon luff each other.	It morphs	an 18-wheeler driving into a dragon's anus.
dragon dick slam	What VG cats fans really want to see	...	It's not yiff! It's just playing!
ASKING FOR IT.	Lucario and Mewtwo playing a friendly game.	????	Lucario is a furfag
OH, MY FUCKING...	You wanna become An Hero yet?	FAIL	Typical furfag children at play