Yatagarasean
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Anon has ridiculed some pathetic fucks before, but this sad fuck takes the cake. He is so pathetic that Anon almost wants to pity him more than make fun of him. He's fat, furry, has poor articulation, and is butthurt. He has no motivation to do anything other than make shitty YouTube videos and cyber-yiff all day. During heavy rants, you can tell that he's having trouble breathing from having to pump so much oxygen through so much blubber. He likes to say he'll slit your throat and other shit like a faggot-ass Internet Tough Guy.
| —What a surprise. |
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Videos
Message to the Furry Haters
| — "No" happens to be his dog. |
| —Good thing he can't fit through your door. |
| —Yet he made a video to tell you how he'll come to your house and give you an asswhoopin'. |
RANDOMNESS!!!(with tape)
Proof that he is very desperate for attention. Pity he didn't keep the tape on.
The Shit That Pisses Me Off
In this vid, he's mad about people blaming video games for violence:
B Cadizzle
This is his boyfriend. His name is B. We are not sure what the B stands for (his real name begins with D) but there's a strong likelihood it symbolises something.
Furry Himself
Like most furries B is a 16 year old boy and a flamingly outrageous faggot who enjoys buttsecks with other shotacon candidates and claims to be widely experienced in matter of love and sex, despite the fact he is still a virgin.
His fursona is a Fox-Horse hybrid with a knotted 3ft-long cock easily capable of penetrating the thickest fat - suggesting that B may be compensating for something.
His Boyfriends
No furry's sex life is complete without drama -
Since he's obviously got tired of playing solo, B is just one of many, many boyfriends his fellow furs share. Remember despite all the talk of hawt buttsecks and yiffing B is still a virgin.
- Pet Number 1: Yatagarasean - A grossly bloated redneck who like to upload videos on youtube saying that he'll kill anyone who says violent video games cause aggression.
- Pet Number 2: Aki - A dragon. Even more of a pussy than Yatagarasean.
- Pet Number 3: Andy - A wolf with a batshit insane victim complex who allegedly stalked B for months online. Eventually discovered his pooch was a better fuck.
- His 'Master' Lobo - Lobo is a wolf-taur with two cocks who shows his undying loyalty to his bitch by saying he would kill anyone who dares to harm his Boyfriend.
Drama
B claims to have as many as ten dead friends - many of which he counseled before they became an heros. Which may explain something.
Hoping to follow in their tracks, B has tried to kill himself several times, clearly without success. It's a sad, sad thing when you fail at failing. For whatever reason B repeatedly says he's going to go drink a bottle of bleach - it's unclear why he would do this as bleach burns horribly from the inside out. It could be that liquid reminds him of the sweet, sweet semen which was and always has been his only reason to live.
B also e-diagnosed himself with Bipolar disorder after trying to turn his arms into toastracks when he found out his boyfriend Lobo had yiffed one of his ex-BFFs. Although he has not been officially diagnosed he's seen as many as six therapists. Sadly as of yet there is no cure for being a furry.
B's most recent claim to fame was the BigDaddyBear incident (which so far is still in the shit no one cares about arena). He was the one who gave 'Bambi' the advice of killing 'BigDaddyBear' before offing himself.
Trolling Techniques
- Crapflood his page with hermaphrodites.
- Introduce him to the wonderful world of sounding.
- Remind him of his dead friends.
- Pretend you're one of the furries Lobo has yiffed.
Speaking of Rape
In one of the darker, stickier, fur-covered corners of YouTube are two videos declaring war on a user called BigDaddyBear - allegedly a Troll from Encyclopedia Dramatica. We don't know whether this user is for real or whether HORNYDEAR (yes, that's his username) has simply run out of space in his hugbox.
The Players
BigDaddyBear Is a 22-year-old old man who enjoys contacting 13 year old boys over the internet for a nice friendly chat and to share the oppertunity to rape his brother. Since he had completed nearly every other perversion he decided to top it off by becoming a furry.
Since he allegedly buggered HORNYDEAR when he was just 11, this also makes him a kiddy fiddler. Hell, with this guy even Shannon Matthews might get lucky.
HORNYDEAR (who apprently has no understanding of irony) recently made two videos complaining about his big brother, just because he likes to occassionaly like to play with his pooper. It ws apparently HORNYDEAR who introduced BDB to the world of the Furries, so what was he fucking expecting?
Yatagarasean - an already well-loved fat furry known to ED is apparently friends to both of them. Since he has Aspergers (meaning both his mental condition and his size) he has difficulty lying to people.
The Drama
Some time last thursday a troll allegedly from Encyclopedia Dramatica began swimming through the semen-stained subhuman sludge that is the furry fandom. Out of the literally hundreds of people he could have chosen, he found Yatagarasean and his BFF B Cadizzle.
After a few online yiffing sessions he introduced his "boyfriend" Bambi (proving once again that not only will furries rape you eyes, but also your childhood, like all good pedophiles).
Bambi soon began BAWWWW-ing about his childhood: BigDaddyBear was not only his fuck-buddy but his brother who had been buggered by daddy since their mother died of AIDS.
Fearing that BDB may look for others in the internet he made a few videos thinking somehow this would make a fucking difference. BDB is searching for him and his ass to prove once and for all he is not a rapist.
Anonymous knows this because Bambi/HORNYDEAR is ridiculously honest with literally anyone who talks to him. The fact he obviously can't keep a secret is probably why the bitch got it in the ass in the first place.
Trolling?
Some argue this shit is a poor attempted at trolling made by someone who hasn't got the hang of it yet. For all we know HORNYDEAR is simply one of BigDaddyBear's sockpuppets.
Despite this a lolcow is still a lolcow, and ED does not discriminate. Nor does it forgive.
The Aftermath
Last thursday ot was revealed that the creator of the videos - Bambi - became an hero. We know because BigDaddyBear told us, convieniently.
On the plus side, it was later revealed that B and Yatagarasean have broken up, after Yata told BigDaddyDouche where Bambi was living.
Contact
Yatagarasean
- YouTube Profile
- Yatagarasean@hotmail His MSN
- Eminem_slip_knot@yahoo.com YIM
B
- Ninja-Fingers@hotmail.com His MSN.
- His YouTube Account
- His other YouTube Account
See Also
- Fat
- Fail
- Epic fail
- Butthurt
- B Cadizzle His EX-BFF
- Fat
- FCTC
- Internet Tough Guy
- Ugly
- asking for it
- Emo
- Furcadia
- BigDaddyBear
- Dead friend
- Furfag
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