Y!Gallery
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
y!Gallery is a yaoi art gallery populated by childrens, pedophiles, furries(lol banned), fansheep, nazis, and of course the occasional faggot. Though you would imagine you'd get some awesome gay pr0nz, that combination of users results in the art all being shit.
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[edit] Population
Upon first look, you would think that there were a lot of good artists on the site, unfortunately since y!Gallery is made up of billions of 16 year old girls, KH fanbois, and pedophiles, most of the content on the site is shit art, or shit fanfiction, mostly consisting of bishonen. Since there are no actual adults on the site, you are stuck with the 13 year olds who constantly rub one out to their own shitty fiction, and the 16 year olds who finger themselves to their Sora/Riku pictures. Most of the users have migrated either from sheezyart or deviantart due to the DO NOT WANT status of pr0nz on those sites. Anyone who actually is over the age of 18 submits inflation art and shitty Poser renders of child rape.
[edit] Art
All pictures and fiction on y!Gallery suck. The art is all badly drawn, especially the cocks, though the artists all think they're the best artists evar. However, since Y!Gallery is mostly 16-year-old girls, the art available is almost exclusively one of the following:
- Harry Potter fucking Ron Weasley
- Kingdom Hearts... A LOT OF FUCKING KINGDOM HEARTS
- Sora being raped by the bad guy
- Sora fucking Riku
- Akuroku, ad nauseum
- Naruto
- A Harry Potter character getting raped by the Giant Squid
- Jack Sparrow fucking Will Turner
- Dumbledore fucking Ginny-Weasley-With-A-Cock
- Naruto fucking Jack Sparrow
- Random Western cartoons
- Crappy fanfiction about all of the above
What little art doesn't fit into the above categories is either "toddlercon"* (register to view) or features "nagas", which are retarded swamp-snake things but don't count as "furry" because some of the mods draw them and some don't. However, female nagas are still not allowed and posting them will promptly get you banned.
[edit] User Types
There are several user groups on y!Gallery, the tightly knit groups stick together, defending one another in the pursuance of good yaoi art. Much like DevianTART, anyone who can actually draw will quickly develop a fuckton of fans who will defend them to the death regardless of any rulebreaking they might do*.
- See Also VergilSparda666
[edit] Nazis
The Nazis are the various moderators, supermoderators, and the administrator on y!Gallery. They have teh banhammer, and they love to use it when they are not sucking each others dicks.
[edit] Snover
Snover is the Co-founder and head administrator of Y!Gallery. While it is rumored that he is actually a reincarnation of Hitler, he's really just another 16 year old female sonic furry who loves the uncircumcised penis. While Snover seems to run his site quietly there is the occasional moment where some whiny emo faghag has a sore brush with him. He has no problem wielding his all mighty Banahammer or telling someone that WHO CARES IF THEIR AUNT JUST DIED!!. Rumor stipulates that Snover is a btard, or at least an EDiot and in fact, only runs y!Gallery so that he may milk the lulz out of it.
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But who cares right? All anyone goes to y!Gallery for is to look at poorly drawn cock.
Also, Snover is a stupid bitch who deserves to be burned at the stake. After all, it is a well known fact that Snover stalks the banned users Deviantart pages for lulz and will sneer at anyone stupid enough to IM him asking for help.
[edit] Other Nazis
- Spug - Furry supermod who mostly drew anthro. Everyone knows she drew hick nagas to piss off snapesnogger because she's jealous of her talent.
- mdy -
The other Co-founder who fucked off last Thursday.LOL FIRED! - Sianne - Supermod who bans the fuck out of children and tracers because she can't fucking draw.
- Sennet - Only was a mod for four months and then got kicked off for being too much of a cunt
- Seneschal - bitch who thinks she can draw better than god ZOMFG!!!. She also bans the fuck out of children since she is unable to sell herself at Yaoi-Con.
- Jahi/4444 -
fag user who used to be developer.LOL REHIRED! Probably because snover is too busy fapping to actually write any code. Has deleted and restored his gallery over 9000 times in the history of his account, and is close to becoming an hero over the next "issue" whatever it is. Was kicked off the administration team for being a faggot.LOL QUIT!! AGAIN!
[edit] Furries
In 2006, y!Gallery was populated by a large amount of furfags, submitting ridiculously large amounts of gay furry porn onto the site. Being typical furries, they also didn't give a fuck about anyone else on the site, and every time one got banned, they screamed fursecution. Furry art was banned during the Great Furry Banning of Summer 2006, resulting in much wank from the furries, and much screaming of persecution, resulting in the furries being told that they don't own y!Gallery.
[edit] Fansheep
y!Gallery, just like any other site where users can place comments, journals, etc. is full of it's share of wank-generating fansheep. Luckily y!Gallery's strict banhammer policy cuts down on wank, and adds to the lulz when it happens. Most are of the opinion that good artists don't need to follow any rules, lol.
[edit] Pedophiles
Since y!Gallery allows shota, there are plenty of pedophiles on the site (like Kiminess and YaoiGoddessKeale), claiming that while they love to view shota, and pleasure themselves to it, they are totally not pedophiles. The toddlercon fappers, and the cartoon rapists alike flock to make their group. Wank is guaranteed in the event that someone is b& for posting child pronz, as nobody would ever do that.
[edit] Nazi Oppression
Since y!Gallery moderation staff actually REMOVES works that violate their own rules, it creates much butthurt in the general user base. Most famous is y!Gallery's sixth commandment, "Thou Shalt Not Copypasta" written in the great book of y! circa 281 BC. Though their magical abuse control system, powered by vodka and pot, they have removed over 9000 tracings from the site. While uneventful, art theft bannings are controversial due to the troll-like insults that the head Nazis put as the ban reason. The moar controversial bannings take place when users have their tracings removed from y!Gallery. Being 15 year olds fresh from devianTART, they are unfamiliar with a site that actually removes violations. After a short shit fit, followed by a short-lived campaign to OVERTHROW THE OPPRESIVE ADMINZ!11!ONE!1!, the users are banned. However, like anonymous 12 more of their fansheep will take their place. It is commonly believed that the y!Gallery administration have replaced their web-based banning system to a whack-a-mole machine hooked into the server, leaving them more time to blow each other.
[edit] Death of Furries (a.k.a yiff in hell furfags)
In a change to their ToS the y!Gallery admins decided that any anthropomorphic art submissions are no longer allowed, after it was noticed that furries were taking over the site and Snover wanted moar furries for his personal collection. This resulted in fits of lulz and cries of fursecution from butthurt furries
Following this outburst of lulz was an orgasm of furry proportions in which journals were posted everywhere and long impassioned comments were posted on the original news article. If it weren't furries posting journals and whining this would be considered epic. And where they had the sense to ban furries Y!Gallery still sees fit to allow shota, rape, drugs, mpreg, and all your other sick fuck needs. Fuck loads of bannings? Mission accomplished.
[edit] Death of The Drabble
After months of debate, arguments, speculation, and God only knows what else, the y!Gallery staff have decided that the drabbles written by the aspies should be banned. Users like fullmetalcute would no longer be allowed to post the 3 sentence stories they wrote. The "i can't sit at my computer for more than 4 minutes without getting distracted" excuse wouldn't work anymore, just like with your English professor.
Before the rules were finalized, many people went on rants, resulting in much lulz, and at least 100 users got the banhammer
[edit] Links
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