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A truly lulzy Christian.
A truly lulzy Christian.
Also accepting ignorant, idiot, ill-informed, insufferable, imaginary, imbecile, and inane.
Also accepting ignorant, idiot, ill-informed, insufferable, imaginary, imbecile, and inane.
Proudly hated!
Proudly hated!
Can we get a little Shoop da Whoop going on here?
Can we get a little Shoop da Whoop going on here?

Xiao-Feng-Fury, (Powerword: Natalie N. Johnson) a self proclaimed "Slave to righteousness" is an unemployed devianTARTLET and Jesus Fangirl who was up until recently most popular for her Tekken fan art slashing various characters that would never actually look at each other, let alone have sex. However, like most TARTlets, she was not happy with 60,000 pageviews and decided that she needed to pull some stunt in order to maintain higher status. So like a true TARTlet she decided to have an epiphany(AKA: go batshit).

Xiao is under the impression ED and other patriotic trolls want her to stop doing what she's doing. That could not be further from the truth. She is a classic DA lulzcow staple and a good way to practice gettin' your troll on and learnin' to internet.

Xiao thinks that she has gathered so much attention from ED and TARTlets because she is against homosexuality. She apparently has not read ED's articles on faggotry-related subjects. Despite being an adult, Xiao does not realize that people react to how you say things and not just what you have to say. For someone who has made an E-career out of copyrighted material parodies, she does not understand how easily she lends herself to parody and flaming.

Contents

Quitting Lesbianism for Jeebus

She always likes a good asspat.
She always likes a good asspat.
Have you tried Jeebus?
Have you tried Jeebus?

In a now-deleted journal entry, Xiao announced to the entire TARTlet community, for some reason, that she quit lesbianism in favor of banging her imaginary friend (no, really). This of course came to her in a mind blowing epiphany where she made a complete ass of herself at her local Dillards department store and admitting to playing with other kids' genitalia when she was just a wee child. Also in her startling epiphany she admitted to (OMFG) masturbation, which, according to her, is right up there on the immorality scale with animal rape. Reactions from the TARTlet community varied. Some ass-patting ensued from her longer time Christian fans applauding her courage, as well as some butthurt gayz retaliating. More importantly however, it became a source of much lulz in the form of devianTART drama, including pimping Jesus like a candy bar. (mmm, peanut-buttery goodness!).

And by "Quitting Lesbianism", she means "Stop thinking about kissibly soft girls unless my 'flesh rising up against me'" (also known as an "erection"). She did not breakup with her girlfriend nor did she regret having a relationship with a girl type. By her own E-admission, she never really did anything with a woman beyond the lesbo affair inside her head...or did she?

Tekken fan art can't pray the gay away

Gheyz are toolz of Satan! Also, lesbians ARE homosexuals, you dumb bitch.
Gheyz are toolz of Satan! Also, lesbians ARE homosexuals, you dumb bitch.

Xiao, like many people who can't accept it in themselves attempts to sublimate her gayness by rallying against it. Go onto deviantART and ask her about her lost years as an ugly lesbian. She will tell you stories of tears, voices in her head, the sweet embrace of a woman, and finally, her transformation into a asexual ugly weaboo.

 
 
Spiritually speaking and even physically speaking, my flesh will try to rise up and remind me of the days of old. I pray this daily because my struggle is often a daily battle. God forgave us, only I can condemn myself if I allow the flesh to lie to me.
 

 

—This girl thinks about fucking girls all the time.

Not only is homosexuality wrong, a choice, and something people can quit by switching over to Jesus, but it is actually Satan's tool. You see, Satan figured that if he could just get a man to stick his cock inside the ass of another man, then that would totally piss off God and give him many pwn points. As for lesbianism, well, Satan obviously just needed something to get off on, and a more radical way for feminists to express cock-hate. See? Total tools of teh Devil.

Xiao-Feng-Fury Retaliates for GREAT JUSTICE!

Unfortunately Xiao does not have a very original way of responding to the criticisms of her 'testimonial'. Like tracer TARTlet AniutqaDA she reverts to hiding comments that she doesn't have a snappy comeback to, such as a quote from the bible. She doesn't just hide criticisms however, she also hides her own comments when she looks back at them and realizes that they were completely idiotic, such as when her reply to one criticism was to post the lyrics to "Amazing Grace" (See screenshots plz). Aside from her arsenal of bible quotes and songs however, she also cites the rules of the playground that we all learned in Grade 2 (see moar screenshots plz.)

She also claims that a lot of people defend the gheyz because of the "homosexual agenda". While one would think this means Elton John and the like are sneaking into kids bedrooms at night and trying to turn them gay,, she defines the agenda as simply being gay. She spouts out the likes of "love the sinner, hate the sin" or "When did I ever say I hate homosexuals?" right before condemning the "lifestyle". She defends this by saying that an all-loving, all-forgiving God "doesn’t tolerate sin". Straight people also break God's rules, and Xiao admits this, but as more and more people support gays, she sticks with her fixation on condemning the gheys.

For the continuously declining amount asslicking fundies and airheaded weeaboos supporting her, Xiao responds with quick messages such as "thx for your support! xD" or "Continue to pray for me, brethren" for any asspat they give to her. The opposition to Xiao's Bible-thumping rants outweighs the fantards, but Xiao will always continue preaching the truth.

Xiao-Feng-Fury's on why you should stop being a mo'.
Xiao-Feng-Fury's on why you should stop being a mo'.
You read both of these and you are still gay? WTF!
You read both of these and you are still gay? WTF!
Just one of the many times she got pwned.
Just one of the many times she got pwned.
Fugly batshit nigger camwhore, with obvious photoshopping on her teeth.
Fugly batshit nigger camwhore, with obvious photoshopping on her teeth.

Xiao-Feng-Fury being batshit and lulzy

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I may not know everything on the dude, but I know enough to write why I disagree with him. BUT...i might go ahead and visit wikipedia to learn more on Darwin, as you so insisted...not that it'll change my view point on evolution, but knowledge is power. lol
 

 

—The United Negro College Fund will probably make an exception for Natalie

 
 
well...I'm not a MLK fan
 

 

—What did he do for anybody anyways?http://www.sheezyart.com/journal/537856/

 
 
It is unrealistic to think that we can determine how a child will live,

therefore having the child to die. Look at my CURRENT situation. I left my wallet at work that has a lot of personal stuff in it.

Considering the dangers of such a situation or should we say...circumstance that COULD occur, should i run to my mom and ask her to kill me?
 


 

—Pro-life Xiao-Feng-Fury, makes a strong argument.

 
 
This started a spiritual warfare in me. I literally heard voices in my head to became lesbian again and to hate God. I thought I was going crazy. I couldn't sleep, I heard these voices everywhere. One even told me to kill myself.
 

 

—Xiao-Feng-Fury, being schizo.

 
 
I feel awesome, The Holy Spirit went wild in this woman!! Satan is crying like a loser!!
 

 

—Xiao-Feng-Fury, pwning the Devil.

 
 
Homosexuality and lesbianism are tools of Satan. It has strong confusion, it is filthy, and once you know this, Satan will fight to keep you as a homosexual or lesbian. Don't let him win.
 

 

—Xiao-Feng-Fury

 
 
Homosexuality is proven to be a behavioral more than genetic. And even if it were genetic, this doesn't mean that the Lord can't save you. He can save anyone, anytime; anywhere.
 

 

—Xiao-Feng-Fury, pimping God and failing at grammar.

 
 
Continue to pray for me, brethren. My name is Natalie, by the way. :) I see many ppl are actually trying to re write my own testimony! :laughing: They need prayer.
 

 

—Xiao-Feng-Fury, you know her name, now go stalk her!

 
 
Well , my friend...then i'm a nutcase.
 

 

—Xiao-Feng-Fury, that explains it.

 
 
dirty thoughts are sinful.
 

 

— Xiao-Feng-Fury NEVAR thinks dirty thoughts.

 
 
In regards to homosexuality hurting ppl...yes it is also hurting ppl. In California, the governor signed a law that allows for homosexuals to enter into ANY restroom they may feel, and that one must not call their parents by MOM or DAD. They must be called Guardians...as it supposedly offends homosexuals...
 

 

—Xiao-Feng-Fury, spouting fundamentalist bullshit [1].

 
 
of course this is the political corruption of homosexuality, but this relates with what the Lord says about homosexuality in regards of it being immoral.
 

 

—Xiao-Feng-Fury, LOL WUT [2].

 
 
yes, i know that, but homosexuals have no choice but to have either anal or oral sex. Both types of sex, (hetero or homo), can lead to the breaking of skin, and as far as oral goes, it can also lead to some issues if there are no precautions.

Either way, homosexuals will have oral or anal sex. And the end results of these sexual experiences lead to many STDs including AIDS.
 


 

—Xiao-Feng-Fury, forgetting that some girls also like it in the pooper[3].

 
 
Hey, if scientist says we're animals...and by evolution (since ppl are giving in to that pile of crap) we're born as parasites and are part animal, then sex with dogs is fine..because we're animals!
 

 

— Xiao-Feng-Fury, on being a furry [4].

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More Wisdom

Teh Secret!

The Gay Pretender!.
The Gay Pretender!.

Xiao's (Natalie) real life sister contacted an EDiot and let the awful truth be known. Xiao's gospel is built on a HOUSE OF LIEZZZZ! Her whole shtick is that she is a lesbian who WALKED AWAY (limping) from the sweet pleasure of bush and bewbs. However, as you can see in the quotes above she seems to be having a hard time using Jesus magic to keep the gay out.

Turns out its even more lulzy than that! She never was a lesbo to begin with, she's pretending to be a ex-lesbo to inspire others to not be gay too! Her denial/non denial of truths/fantasy has created a Time paradox that could kill us all!

 
 
It is time that all her dA kiss ups get to know her for the liar she truly is
 

 

—Guess who's flesh and blood sister wrote this?

Xiao knows how to party!
Xiao knows how to party!

Natalie maintains her physical purity like a thief in the night. Despite what this virginal sexpert has to say about the inns and outs of homosexual sex (which is to say,a lot, go figure), she still takes the time to consent to and enjoy the following activities;

1. Getting felt up at a video game convention by a stranger with a race based fetish. (Apparently, this stranger must have been Stuntman Mike from Death Proof.)

2. Nursing a random tipo with her holy breasts that she met at a BUS PARKING LOT.

A strong Christian response

"I was never a homophobe! I just hate that people don't follow my friend!"
"I was never a homophobe! I just hate that people don't follow my friend!"

Xiao manages to piss off the Christian weeaboo community of deviantART as well. Click here for a delightful series of comic strips made by Christians embarrassed over Xiao's and voreaphile Stinky-05's antics http://ravenhaven.deviantart.com/gallery/#Sister-Christian-B-Bro.

Who doesn't hate this chick?
Who doesn't hate this chick?

Despite being a TARTlet for years, Xiao is apparently unaware of the concept of internet copyright, "fair use" and parody. Upon becoming dimly aware of this multi artist series (some of those artists including her own flesh and blood, lol), she posted a journal entry about how these comics are a copyright infringement on her weeaboo Tekken fanfiction "OC's".

Likening herself to the first Christians who were mistreated, beaten, and fed to lions, Xiao will not stand for this E-Persecution.

 
 

"And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. Mark 13:13, Luke 21:17"

There's no better way for me to say it.

The whole comic series mocks how I preach the word of God, it degrades my testimony and the character, "Sister Christian", is STRIKINGLY similar to my original character, XF, and her sidekick looks all to familiar to another OC I created named Jim Nasium. Jim's character design and parts of his personality are based on a friend of mine. Basically, I don't claim total ownership over that OC, but still...

I expect that many of the people that are already brought by the lies of those comics will come to this journal nagging away and pointing fingers at me....fine, persecute me...in the mean time, I'll be rejoicing to the Lord. ANYWAY, you people...if you're serious about your creations, GET A COPYRIGHT! Like now... XFURY!
 


 

See this isn't about the billions of dollars in E-Dollars, its about the integrity of her super deformed Weaboo OC. The Brother Bro and Sister Christian comics are brutal, hateful slandering of her OC. Here she compares them to killing 1/10th of your army for the lulz.

 
 
Not only are these comics degrading and filled with lies, it is a decimation of character to myself, XF and even my friend.
 

 

—This is what happens when idiots get "Word of the Day" Calendars

For all your fans out there who want to emulate Xiao's totally underivative, original style, just draw a young white woman. Be sure to make her plain and boring looking, someone who in a fair universe is "really funny" or "has a lot of personality". Color her a shade of anime brown that has yet to manifest in the human experience. Make sure to flatten out any curves or signs of a female form. Give a series of thick lines that resemble hair and you are done!

The next step is to depict her giving up neck to Eddy Gordo.

Xiao responded by revamping her avatar into an even more Caucasian...woman? Notice how the hair looks like some sort of slutty spreadeagled octopus, asking for it. That or every single male anime character from now back to Astro Boiiiiiiiiii. Maybe Xiao is embarrassed of being a black ghetto whore.

Its like she's never seen a black person b4.
Its like she's never seen a black person b4.

War; war never changes

Xiao doesn't get why people constantly argue with her on her journals, but the answer is obvious: They do it for the lulz.
Xiao doesn't get why people constantly argue with her on her journals, but the answer is obvious: They do it for the lulz.

It's on now. The seals have been broken. The signs are nigh. ED is doomed, doooooooooooooomed.

 
 
There is something I can do. I spoke to my Dad as well about the threats concerning me on ED. He said that it is decimation of character...i do believe that it is an offense that can be taken to the authorities.I can basically have the whole ED site removed from the internet, but we are still trying to find out the right way to do it..
 

 

OBJECTION

Encyclopedia Dramatica can expect the full legal (Xiao Xeng) fury of someone who as an artist and a writer, is not quite talented enough to be writing Pheonix Wright fanfiction. That would require her to understand the concept of "Defamation of Character". Lol.

 
 
Don't worry, it will happen.
 

 

However, she does enjoy the attention she gets from this article.

Oh Noes…the Bitch is taking a Leave Of Absence! Xiao and her Homophobic Super Gay Hating Father are off to participate on yet another gay parade, by Shouting Bible scriptures at the God Forsaken Gays. Father and daughter being batshit and lulzy.

"Now with the wisdumb of her homo-phobic father, ED’s days are numbered."

“My father is a minister who hates gays and has participated protesting in many gay parades. I am a reflection of him”, Xiao wrote this in one of her sister’s journals. Forcing her to hide her idiot embracing comments, after asking her to kindly stay the fuck off her journals. This says a lot for her father’s character. You could say she decimated her weaboo dad’s character.

Lulzy Journals

Xiao-Feng-Fury makes journals on dA frequently, and said journals are often BAWWfests that result in drama. The following journals are only the cream of the crop.

The horror behind employment

Xiao's warning us all. Never accept money from someone associated with the Sierra Club.
Xiao's warning us all. Never accept money from someone associated with the Sierra Club.

With a fresh ED destroying victory under her belt, Xiao has decided she is E-accomplished enough to start turning down offers.

Squatting at a San Antonio cafe with a laptop of course, an elderly woman happened to gaze upon her YouTube profile. This woman saw Xiao's anime art and instantly liked it, requesting a cosplay design. One would assume that Xiao thought that all people who are into cosplay are wards of the state and do not have any money to spend at all, yet ironically this lady was associated with big companies. Taking advantage of the woman's money offer, Xiao slyly offers her services.

After taking this woman's card, Xiao was excited, looking at resources including artists with skill. However, Xiao was cautious and did a little research into this woman and the organizations she associated herself with. These were:

Jumping to superhuman conclusions, Xiao decided that this opportunity to develop professionally as an artist is too dangerous to the entire world to consider. She could never accept money from a women who represents Obama support, population control, and many other evils.

You can view Xiao's brave avoidance of employment here, assuming of course, she did not make up the entire encounter. What kind of person considers her "works" to be professional? Also, at this point, she wants to be dead as soon as possible.

No More Subscription! TOO MUCH PORN!

And what's the difference between having and not having a subscription?
And what's the difference between having and not having a subscription?

Xiao-Feng-Fury, just like how she doesn't want to support human exterminators, had made the decision to stop subscribing to deviantART because of how much porn was being featured. She considers to stretch the limits of art. Although Natalie is once again standing by her ideals, she fails to realize there is little difference between posting weeaboo art on DA with a subscription and posting weeaboo art on dA without one. Just about the only things she did with a subscription was have a fancier journal, polls about her love, and overall waste money on a shit site.

In this crusade, she labels the porn as without artistic value due to being too hardcore, despite not being as bad as other pictures out there. Being a 24 year old virgin who has no sexual experience outside of Tekken tournaments, Natalie is uncomfortable naked pictures of people forcing themselves onto her screen causing her flesh to rise up.

To those who share her viewpoint and still waste their money on a subscription, Natalie told them to pray. Weakness in strunth, ignorance is bliss, Tekken OCs are art, BIG JC IS WATCHING JOO!

Evil Shemale!

Xiao's willing to risk losing her job because she was angry at a shemale who worked at her job. Rather than establish a cold but professional relationship with said ladyman (and make fun of it online later, like most adults would), Xiao has taken it upon herself to not let this thing get away with whatever s/he is up to!

 
 
Now I have to see what'll happen to me after this night. Here's the story. One of my co-workers is a cross dresser that under went surgery to have the feminine necessities of his opposite sex. He is a man, and yes, he is also homosexual. The first time I seen him, I couldn't tell if he was a man, but he just seemed a bit strange looking, no offense. I couldn't make out if I was seeing a woman or man before my eyes. I asked a few co-workers, but they never gave me a direct YES or NO.
 

 

 
 
I didn't know what gender this individual was. I decided that HE was a she after all, but I was wrong. Even when the Lord had given me the gift of discernment to detect the spirit of homosexuality within this individual, I still had trouble believing that this woman was a guy. Finally, I had to pull over one of my christian co-workers and ask if SHE is a HE. My co-worker replied: YES, he's a He. Well the Lord told me first, but I was in doubt. I felt shame because I had addressed HIM as a ma'am before. Now that I know that he's a man, I made it clear that I would address him as the man he is. No disrespect...or should I ask...WHERE'S the disrespect? There shouldn't be any because He IS a man, unfortunately as I already knew that this day would come, he felt disrespected when I addressed him as HIM or HE.
 

 

Xiao's magical homo spirit discernment powers are more common than one would think. They are known in the secular word as "Eyes" or "Ge-hay-dar" to Wiccan planeswalkers.

 
 
He said something like "I wouldn't of expected this from you." And he called me a hypocrite and closed-minded just like the several homosexuals or homosexual defenders would on this site. He insisted that he would tell the manager on me. All I replied was: "Do what you must." I believe he will do just that. Another co-worker tried to have me to accept calling him as a her, but I refused her offer. I mean...he may be confused on what his gender is, but I know what his gender is, thanks to the Lord. He is a man, and although he is dressed down as a woman, and even went through surgery to look like a woman, I will not address him as the person he wants to be
 

 

Just when you think Xiao is being a little less than rational, a 2nd voice from Heaven assures her, and you the reader, that this is the right, professional thing to do!

 
 
And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues. Revelation 18:4

If one that is homosexual wants you to partake in his transgendered charade, then you, CHRISTIANS, are to say no. We are not to accept sin no matter who offers it, no matter how nice it may appear, not no time at all. There are people on this site that claims to be christian, or even are Christians, and they say that Jesus is their Lord, but within their journals you'll see stamps such as GAY PRIDE-I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS-GAY RAINBOWS. I'm being straight up now, but whose God are you serving and who's bible are you reading?! You can't be serving Jesus if you support Homosexuality! Now please understand, we're not to HATE these individuals, we are to love them like a close loved one, but we ARE NOT to partake in their sins. Even if they beg and say pleeeeease support homosexuality, you rebuke them and say no. Not just homosexuality, but any sin. If any one is trying to have you to partake in some sort of sinful activity, JUST-SAY-NO! You may have to repent of your old habits and even some people that you call friends, HELLO, you may even have to LOSE YOUR JOB...but if that's what it take to prove your loyalty to God, then so be it. Now I don't know if I will have my job at Dillard's for long, but Lord willingly, I'll find out, but just take my situation to heart. This is the end times and things will get more bizarre than this, but God is Good. God is sooooooo good, He got this under control.

Be blessed, everyone.
 


 

Part 2!

Xiao was super butt hurt that people wer miffed at her tranny bashing, to the tune of >1,300 comments. She then wrote another tl;dr entry about how not upset she is about it. Here are some highlights.

 
 
"And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. Mark 13:13, Luke 21:17"

My recent journal about the cross dresser has hit the fan here on Deviantart, and now many unbelievers and very weak Christians are also offended at what I wrote. Check for yourself. [link] now...of course they are not truly upset at me, they are offended at the word of God, however...this has offended me nonetheless. I have been answering many of the angry customers that have said something negative from 12am to 4am this morning. As I continued to waste valuable resting time, I started to feel uncomfortable, and self righteous. I stopped eventually and decided that enough was enough for now. I prayed, yet even still as soon as I got up at around 8am, I was still out to answer to these people that I let offend me. I wasn't happy. So, I got dressed for church and expected to hear what was needed for me to hear at church. God knew what was up because the Pastor taught on Offenses this morning. First of all, as I said, these people are not upset at me, they are upset at God's word. Satan will come to attack at anyone that believes the word of God so that he can have them to not believe God's message. It is written in Mark 4:15-17

In John 6:65-69, there were even disciples of God that were offended at the word of God. God said: Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day. Of course that is a symbolic reference to accepting Jesus Christ as savior, but in verse 60, many of the disciples didn't understand Him. They said: Many therefore of his disciples, when they had heard this, said, This is an hard saying; who can hear it? The Lord asked if what he said had offended them?

It's because the ungodly lacks God and they will not be able to assist you spiritually. If you dwell in the counsel of the ungodly, you will start to walk the walk, and talk the talk, until the light of God inside of you goes cold. Like say if an ungodly person invites you to a club, resist and say no. Or turn it around and try to invite HIM to church! Second, is to NOT BECOME OFFENDED! (Natalie. lol)I read in the book of Titus...a very interesting chapter on Christian Conduct.

This verse being Titus 3:9 But avoid foolish questions, and genealogies, and contentions, and strivings about the law; for they are unprofitable and vain. We are called to preach, that is true, but when people become ignorant of the message, it is time to move on. Ignore it. Avoid the meaningless conversations that will draw you closer to an offense
 


 


 
 
If there is a part of the Bible you don't understand, just go with it!
 

 

Dillards should be slammed with a lawsuit!

This delicious lamb works at the Dillards in the North Star Mall. 7400 San Pedro, San Antonio, Texas. Stop by and pay her a visit. Go through the motion of buying something but at the last minute, cancel. She works on commission because no one there values her as a person, just how much big box shit she can sell! You can also give her a call at (210) 341-6666. Notice the 6's, proof that Xiao is the afterbirth from which the Antichrist will rise up from.

Feel free to do whatever you want to this precious Christchild. She won't hold it against you!

 
 
""I forgive all that have offended me. All"
 

 

Nothing would make Xiao more happy than suffering like Christ, so by trolling her, we can fulfill her wildest, nonpussy-related desires. So all you weak Christians can increase your power level by bugging her!

Xiao sees teh light

After getting stoned off her ass, Xiao had a vision. ED, 4chan, eBaum's, YTMND, Something Awful, the whole lot of them; are actually awesome. Just like the guy at the tournament who got a face full of her holy titties, Xiao is sucking down the life giving milk of the internet.

Just look at her latest masterwork and tell me she is not becoming one of us!

She converted!.
She converted!.

Xiao's backslide into sin continues. She's doing drugs! She's supporting abortion! She's robbing Dillards! She's kissing trannies! She's still playing Tekken! She's voting for Obama!

Her lust for women has reared its ugly head once again. Hand in bush, she lumbers towards Craigs List, where the following post was found.

 
 
I cannot deny my feelings anymore.
 

 

—Not fake.

Hypereal!!
Hypereal!!

Gays with nerdrage, or nerds with gayrage, can spread her carelessly posted email address laughongirl2000@gmail.com from sodomsite to E-Bathouse like a meth pipe!

10/9/2008 Xiao gives up the ghost

Xiao has been trolled into submission. Her faith has left her. She will be taking a "Leave of absence" where she will spend her time crusing kitty cat bars for a kind woman's touch.

In her admission of defeat, she promises to "Return when it is time to return" which according to our calculations, will be a few days before the rapture. If she returns beforehand, it will be an utter and complete waste.

The Bitch is taking a Leave Of Absence! Xiao and her Homophobic Super Gay Hating Father are off to participate on yet another gay parade, by Shouting Bible scriptures at the God Forsaken Gays. You can share your thoughts on her journal page. http://xiao-feng-fury.deviantart.com/journal/20911344/#comments

And if you ask her nicely, Xiao might let you suck her holy tits.

10/18/2008 Xiao is risen

Being rapture ready, Xiao has returned to defend Rejected Dreams from teh persecution and launch version 3 of her website.

Look out Obama

TAEK THAT.
TAEK THAT.
 
 
Just go through my journals and you'll see what Obama is all about. I done enough back ground checking on Obama. I know what he's about.
 

 

Xiao is determined to stop our new liberal overlord. The counter Obama revolution begins at her journal page. Like Victoira Jackson, Xiao is blessing the world with some choice quotes. You can marvel at her despair in her new signature "So long America"

 
 
I don't trust birth control, or morning pills. Condoms break, and what I don't like is that condoms are normally issued out like sex is something you can buy. Unfortunately, we know that sex sells, and this is a promiscuous generation we live in. So more than likely, birth control and condoms are often used by promiscuous people, and because they ARE so promiscuous , they have unwanted babies, and this often leaves to abortion. They're just better off being abstinent, dang it.
 

 


 
 
I hate promiscuous blacks.
 

 

 
 
People who voted for Obama either voted because of his skin color, (only wanting a black president), they support abortion, (weather they know it or not) homosexuality, (goes against God) socialism, (I'll never understand how socialism became greater than capitalism to these Americans)In the end, it's stupid...and the people who voted for him were too lazy to seek the truth. Now they'll have to deal with the consequences of their votes.
 

 

If you would like to comment on Xiao's musings, create a new email account and log into DA. It takes seconds! Try Gurellia email which will give you a temporary email account.

 
 
Obama is a victory for stupid and lazy people
 

 

Delete (almost) everything

Xiao has given into the constant needling by trolls, gays, non christians, liberal christians, moderate christians, conservative christians who are not as conservative as she is, her inlaws, her family, and God herself. She has deleted most of her "faith based works". She no longer responds to constant flaming she so richly deserves. It looks like this lulzcow has be milked all the way through. Now all we will have to make fun of is shitty Tekken Fanfiction.

Forced out of deviantArt in shame

Ravenhaven, the creator of the comic “Sister Christian & Brethren Bro”, has righetously exiled Xiao-Feng-Fury from the garden of OCs. And Lo, did she know of her fucktardedness, for she was naked in it. A man who would much prefer to draw lush landscapes was forced to call down divine justice on the shamefull Natalie N. Johnson. That, and he's her brother in law, making her some sort of Nephlem.

3:8 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Natalie N. Johnson. hid herself from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden. 3:9 And the LORD God called unto Natalie, and said unto her, Where art thou? 3:10 And she said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and ugly; and devoid of talent; and intregity, I hid myself. 3:11 And the Lord said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat? (3:12-13) "I beguiled them Lord." 3:13 And the LORD God said unto the woman, "GTFO!"

3:23 Therefore the LORD God sent her forth from the garden of OC, to till the ground from whence she was taken. 3:24 So he drove out the woman; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming dong which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.


Xiao denied saying what was written here on ED about her gay hating father. Here is an example of Ravenhaven proving her a liar. Below is the proof RH posted on Sensit’s page:

”~Xiao-Feng-Fury:iconXiao-Feng-Fury: Dec 11, 2007, 3:12:22 PM So be it.

My dad taught that we should preach against homosexuality, and not accept the lifestyle as also the Lord himself forbids. My dad went on the streets on Bourbon during all of the Southern Decadence preaching out against homosexuality.

So if you're going to tell him that my mere preaching against homosexuality is harmful...well, good luck. I highly doubt you even my know my parents well enough to be telling me what they think or what they preach.

You know, maybe you should talk to him. That might be a good idea.”


Link: http://xiao-feng-fury.deviantart.com/art/Cold-Power-71324966

And the “your dad being a minister” part is “hidden” in your sister’s (Shy-Meany) journal. Link: http://shy-meany.deviantart.com/journal/19540095/#comments ED combined them on their statement.


Also, since ED users are all Honor's students, here is the adult version of the word "decimate"

Decimate–verb (used with object), -mat・ed, -mat・ing. 1. to destroy a great number or proportion of: The population was decimated by a plague. 2. to select by lot and kill every tenth person of. 3. Obsolete. to take a tenth of or from.

She meant defamation? Which means to attack the good name or reputation of, as by uttering or publishing maliciously or falsely anything injurious; slander or libel; calumniate: The newspaper editorial defamed the politician. There is no way to defamate someone as low as Natalie N. Johnson.

She will probably now make a bunch of boring stuff so as to not atract just trolling. In which case no one will really care anymoe. The second she steps out of line, someone in this wonderful world will sound the horns of woar once again and the trolling shall resume.

Exodus; Xiao-Feng-Fury, has moved to Sheezy "art"

After leaving deviantArt in shame, she has settled down at the one website for people too dramatic for DA. She will continue her lulzy Gay crusade. It won't be too long until she is Raptured away from this site too. Maybe the troll community can help?

Go by her new page and say hello. She’ll love to hear from old foes. Here is the link to her new page: http://xiaofengfury.sheezyart.com/

You can also welcome some familiar faces. Looks like she is bringing her posse with her. Lol Link http://thezeroshift.sheezyart.com/

Xiao's army continues to grow. Her little darling Saintfighteraqua "aka I'm not gay; I am the endless source of the universe's gayness and enjoy drawing pictures of men in thier underwear", has join the Sheezy crusade. Say hi to little aqua at http://saintfighteraqua.sheezyart.com/ There, she proudly displays her "Proudly Disapproved by ED" banner on everysingle journal entry she makes (Hated by ED since '07 which is a lie. ED loves her lulzy antics.)

There, she continues to make lame art and argue with trolls. She no longer makes her flambait Christian spewings due to the fear brave troll patriots have put into her little brain.

Xiao's Sheezy journal is a useful source of facts. It asks important questions the Muslium loving, baby killing, queer loving liberal media is afraid to ask like:

"Is my government rebate free digital converter a video camera that provides the NWO a direct feed of myself watching tv?"

"Is Will.I.A.M's "Yes we Can" musical gobble session of Obama's penis secretly back masked to say 'thank you Satan?'? This one was banleted due to lulzyness.

And a particularily ironic statement coming from someone who's immature fanart is "inspired" by magoo and animu

"What's up with all the weird things in Anime? IT'S NOT FOR CHILDREN, THAT'S WHAT'S UP!"

You can watch a fundie break down in front of a complicated and unsure world here http://www.sheezyart.com/journal/539514/ begining with her discussion about the NWO's plan to constantly watch people idly slump in front of their tv's watching crap no one likes. JUST AS PLANNED!

Seeing as Natalie has no job right now (she quit because she hates selling to homos), she has plenty of time to get involved in the political process. She is gearing up to attend the San Antonio Tea Party where the IT department of an entire state in varying degrees of independence, medication, and employement, protest the government's use of the money they never were going to enjoy in the first place. http://www.sheezyart.com/journal/view/549402/

Natalie hates black history month

http://www.sheezyart.com/journal/537856/

Uncle Ruckus doesn't have shit on Natalie N. Johnson of Texas. Nothing makes her blood boil more than black presidents and Febuary being black history month (instead of trying to make the lessons diverse and inclusive throughough the year, CUZ ITS HAAAARRRD) gives her a case of the double sads.


 
 
Natalie: Are you kidding me? I'm already trying to survive Black 'Barrack Obama' History Month as it is, and I'm also trying to dodge Valentine Day and all of its "let's get laid" advertisements, and now...THIS. February has got to be the most annoying month with the most annoying holidays. Not that I have a total grudge on Black History, (there are a lot of great Black inventors from the past, and there were Blacks that helped along with the Civil Rights movement) but I see that it is being used to promote Obama even more...and thank God I graduated from High School because if I were still in school now, almost all of my classes would have been watching 'Roots', or some other racist movie that done nothing but made my blood boil.
 

 

It must have been hard of Natalie in High School during black history month. For as we all know, silly civil rights just get in the way of black folks properly assuming thier role under White Jesus and the people made more closely in his pearly image.

 
 
Natalie:I felt sorry for the white kids during Black History month back at my schools. I blame the liberal media
 

 


Natalie hates her family

After years of infamily e-fighting, Xiao decided to alert the Deviantart cumunity that her sister was, by being slightly less conservative than herself, an atheist. Not only that but "Ravenhaven" who draws SC comics on his DA page is also a dirty Jesus hater. Here are is a brief dialogue between Xiao and sister, Nakomiah.


 
 
nakomiah:

You can't preach love! You don't even love your family!

How can you preach love when you can't even love your own mother,because if you did you would of kept your promise!

YOU LIED! YOU LIED! YOU LIED! YOU LIED!

THIS JOURNAL IS BLASPHEMY
 


 

1010101010


 
 
xiao-feng-fury:

"HEY, you know the number to the house, you got my number, feel free to call and ask away. In the mean time, you've worn out your welcome on my page and you insist on bringing up personal information (that you misinterpret) on DA like it's anyone's business.

I had enough of the e-drama. You're blocked. I don't care if you go into a dramatic fit and make journals about what I done, but If you wanna talk on personal stuff, call me on the phone, call the house AND LEAVE IT OFF DA"
 


 


Truly someone with such a rich and stable family life is qualfied to stay onto Deviantart to help "lead the youth" even after writing a big old bawwwfest about how God was telling her to "GTFO" of Deviantart so that she can take her "ministry" elsewhere.


Like an cutter teen, Xiao cannot stand her relatives. She even came back to the charred ruins of her DA failpage to argue, once again, with her brother-in law Raven Haven. If she was a real Christian, she would shut the fuck up when the men are talking. WHAT A PAGAN!

 
 
Ravenhaven: Judging you say? You are the queen at that…just now in the previous comment you stated that I tell people that being gay is ok. And by your response to my comment, it is obvious that you harbor an immense hatred against one particular sin. I’ve told you a thousand times before, I do not agree with the one sin that you are obsessed with. Yet, I am against the methods in with you are condemning, and ridiculing these people. There are many sins in this world, yet you are engrossed with this particular sin. No other person on this site is as judgmental as you are. But You are so pigheaded to admit it!
 

 

 
 
Natalie: no i didn't. I said if you think it's ok. Because for some strange reason you take a big offense to peoplethat preaches against homosexuality. But...you're just gonna have to get mad,buddy. I'm tired of explaining myself to you over and over again.

I hope you get on the right road one of these days. Tell my sis I said Hi.
 


 


The reason Natalie cannot say "Hello" to her sister is because she hates her family for failing to be as fundie as she is. Her fundieness and drama have created a strained relationship with her sister. So she spends much of her time flaming her brother in law. Probably because she resents the fact that her sister knows what sex feels like.

 
 
Ravenhaven: And there you go condemning me again...And for the record, nothing you say or do brings out anger in me. You are a joke! Why would I tell her you said hi? She already had to endure you hugging her during our visit. Don't delude yourself; she does not care fore you. She kept, as I did, her civility out of respect for your dad. But she wished that you had been at work, so that she wouldn't have to put up a front. What, after you told the DA and SA community that both her and I where atheist, you thought she would still care for you? How 'bout that!!!The only thing that saves you from hell is your ignorance.
 

 


Natalie's sister is also afraid of being groped by Natalie, despite her denial of dykedom, which may or may not have exsisted in the first place. Is it possible to lie so much, you become a lesbo? Proof of the humor of Raptor Jesus. She needs his scaely healing, for Natalie has lost all faith and realized what a tool she is.

 
 
Natalie: The jokes on you. I'm not the one in denial about preaching the gospel,

or preaching out against homosexuality, but like I said, go ahead and make fun of me, laugh all you want, and continue to be childish. In the mean time, I will go and continue to spread the good news to the gay community, and others that are in need of hearing the gospel. no, i have a better idea. Why not just ask the admins to ban my account! Just tell them that Xiao-Feng-Fury didn't vote for Obama,(which is blasphemy on this site) she didn't support homosexuality (which is a hate crime on this site), she doesn't support abortion, (which is cruel on this site)and she's against the sexually explicit art on this site (which is a sin since this site is loaded with perverts)SO let's see- I'm a blasphemer, a hater, i'm cruel, and I don't obey the rules. I broke all the rules of immorality that DA borrowed from Encyclopedia Dramatica, THUS making me the worse DA member of all time. I deserved to be banned. Go ahead and get me banned. I'm so worthy of it.
 


 

You can watch the drama here, http://xiao-feng-fury.deviantart.com/?offset=10#comments

Xiao, her sister, her brother-in law, and all her fundie asspatters are just one long delcious daisy chain of drama, unemployment, autism, fanart, and sadness. Its like watching "Gossip Girl" but instead recasted with ugly shut-ins with no money who never do anything! lulz

teh return

Xiao has slinked back to her shameful DA account for the ocasional response to the trolling her page still receives (and deserves).

http://xiao-feng-fury.deviantart.com/journal/21330876/?offset=530#comments

Come on down and check out this epic debate with a 16 year old baby smashin' slut name lilpixi who is noble because she plans on being a doctor who will save a bunch of lives and stuff.

How on Earth does she find the time to respond to trolls on her DA and Sheezy Art page? Maybe Dillard's let her go.

On February 2009, Xiao posted a message of praise on the page of RejectedDreams, one of her two friends left on DA; (the other being fellow Christfag Danny-Paint) starting a new lulzstorm. It leaked new levels of fail out of her: She now only likes herself, RD, and God, and doesn't even care about her own family. Interestingly, she thinks that DeviantART and ED are sister sites, ignoring how ED hates DA due to how much fail it has.

One notable aspect is how Spleef, a Tartlet and ED supporter, wrote a message to Xiao condemning her bigotry. While long, it was NOT TL;DR since it actually raised a good point about Xiao's fail. Xiao's response avoided the points of the message, so Spleef posted it a few more times. Xiao continued to be ignorant.

However, on February 18, 2009, Natalie tired of Spleef blasting her with the harsh light of truth, and finally banned Spleef from her page, showing us all what a cowardly sellout pussy she is.

Spleef did an early April Fool's Day journal claiming to have converted to Christianity. Xiao fell for it and unblocked Spleef, showing that she will only accept a person if Christian. After the fact it was a joke was revealed, Xiao was annoyed and would pray for Spleef.

Pasta Bomb

Xiao's DA page is currently undergoing the Turdlulation. After being Left Behind her page is currently being bombarded with constructive critism like "God Sucks" and "Nigger". The later being one of the least offensive things you can say to Xiao Feng Fury. You can even see where the poster tried to paste and instead wrote "v" without holding down "ctrl".

If only there were some sort of empowered authority she could call upon to stop the flood of truth from spaming up her page.

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