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Have you ever imagined how awesome it would be to take the stories of The Da Vinci Code, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Independence Day, Scientology, and the Book of Revelations and merge them all into one gigantic super-story? The correct answer is probably no; you have never thought that a combination these stories would be awesome, because, well, it wouldn’t be. These stories have absolutely nothing in common, and only a complete moron would even think that combining these stories would be a good idea. Proof of this statement can be found on XeeATwelve.com.
Similar to Truthism.com, Xee-A Twelve is a collection of TL;DR logical fallacies written by a batshit insane Australian woman named Amitakh Stanford. To sane people, it is the best comedic science-fiction book ever written. To conspiracy nuts, it is a sacred work of absolute truth given to us by the "True Light". Similar to how Christians worship the Bible, Muslims worship the Qu’ran, Atheists worship The God Delusion, and Scientologists worship Dianetics, "Truth"ists worship the website XeeATwelve.com.

Contents 1 Summary 1.1 Main Chracters 2 Beliefs 2.1 Geometry 2.2 Aliens 2.3 Rescue Mission 3 Notable articles 3.1 The Twelve Universes Are Pentagons 3.2 On The Brink Of The Anunnaki New World Order 3.3 Prison Break - The Annihilation Of Death And Darkness 3.4 Separation of Light From Darkness Has Finally Begun 3.5 It Is Done, It Is Finished 4 Miscellaneous Quotes 5 Videos 6 See Also 7 External Links 7.1 Links to Articles

Summary

Before you begin reading this article, here are a few things you should familiarize yourself with, just to make things less confusing.

• The Twelve Universes Are Pentagons
• Geometry is Satanic
• God is a woman
• The True Light is similar to Heaven, which is where the Divine Mother resides.
• The Anunnaki is a name for the two species of aliens that are currently at war: the Reptilians and the Vulturites
• The New World Order will begin in Australia
• Satan's real name is Darkness
• The Bible Is The Devil's Tool
• The sun is a cube
• Inner Earth is real
• Faires and Pixies are real
• Popularity is evil and should be avoided at all costs
• If you believe any of this information is bullshit or batshit insane, you have been programmed by the Anunnaki aliens because they do not want you to know they exist.

Then of course, there's always this:

“	I am an extraterrestrial being – code name – Amitakh. I came to the Earth as a “walk-in”. One of my main responsibilities has been to keep close tabs on an evil alien being – code name – Ikluk.	„
—XeeATwelve, Actual quote

Main Chracters

• Jesus - A True Light warrior whose message has been corrupted over the years. He wasn't really a Jew, Darkness just made him that way to hurt his image. His Energy will eventually destroy the Anti-Christ Energy.
• White Buffalo Woman - Another Light warrior. Harvests the energy of the Flying White Buffalo.
• Attas of the Light - The Amoebic Rescuers of the Light who are like space-patrol.
• Darkness - The devil. Bringer of evil and destruction. He is also the evil mastermind behind the New Age movement, science, religion, popularity, and AIDS.
• Ikluk - An evil alien being that the author of the website was sent from the True Light to keep a close eye over.
• The Anunnaki - The race of aliens that is fighting amongst itself for domination of Earth.

• Reptilians - The aliens that are currently the leaders of the world. All of our world leaders are Reptilians in human disguises.
• Vulturites - The race that keeps trying to fuck with the Reptilian agenda so they can have complete control of Earth. Of course, they fail every time.

• Ata-i-lek - A Reptilian military commander who has taken the human form of the pope.
• Amitakh - The author of the website. She is an extra-terrestrial being who came to Earth to keep an eye on the evil alien known as "Ikluk".

Beliefs

In a nutshell, Xee-A Twelve believes that Inner Earth exists, two races of Anunnaki aliens are at war for total domination of Earth, the sun is a cube, and that Darkness has created this entire universe as a giant illusion, and we are all slaves to his illusion. If you still aren't convinced that the author was either high when she wrote this or is just generally stupid, here is a more in-depth summary of everything Amitakh believes in.

Geometry

Geometry is evil and the work of Darkness. Every single geometric figure is just an illusion created by Satan that forces us to worship him. All geometric figures contain the keys to solving the mysteries of life, which is why Satan made them so confusing.
The Sun is a perfect example of a geometric illusion, because it is not what it appears to be. Some argue that the Sun is spherical, when in reality, it is actually a cube. The reason it appears to be spherical is because it spins so fast.
Matter is another prime example of a geometric illusion. All particles in the universe have smaller particles within them that are capable of thinking. Spinning triangles and cubes shield the thinking particle from harm or danger. Every particle in the universe is terrified of its death and begs for immortality.

Aliens

There are two races of Anunnaki aliens fighting for control of Earth: The Reptilians and the Vulturites. The Reptilians are the ones in control now, but the Vulturites are trying to fuck the Reptilians over so they can have control over Earth and all of humanity. The Vulturites want to fuck with the religions and sciences invented by the Reptilians so that people will start becoming more and more separated. In short, anything that is popular and brings people closer together is probably the work of the Reptilians, while anything that is popular and splits us farther apart is probably the work of the Vulturites. Anything that isn't popular is not evil and has been given to us by God, and therefore, popularity should be avoided at all costs (which shouldn't be too difficult for you).
Although the battle for world domination is primarily between the Vulturites and the Reptilians, there are several other aliens that are being used as pawns in this battle for Armaggedeon. The most notable of the non-notables are the Greys, an ancient race that has been working with the Reptilians to steal human DNA. The Reptilians have promised the Greys that if they help them bring about the NWO, they'll give the Greys a shitload of human DNA, which they can mix with their own DNA to create a hybrid race of super-beings that will emerge as the dominant species of Earth after the Reptilians kill off all the humans. However, the Reptilians lied to the Greys; they won't really be giving them human DNA.

Rescue Mission

Since Satan is evil and trying to extinguish the True Light, the Divine Mother has started a Rescue Mission to bring all of her True Light warriors back home. There are three types of souls on the planet: True Light souls, False Light souls, and artificial souls. True Light souls are good and can be rescued from Satan and the aliens by the Divine Mother. False Light souls are evil, but have True Light particles in them. If the True Light particles can be separated from the False Light particles, the person can be rescued. Artificial souls are pure evil and were invented by either Satan or Anunnaki scientists.
Here's how shit works: Satan is kidnapping viable True-Light workers and imprisoning them in his Virtual Reality. The Divine Mother doesn't like this, so she sent a bunch of "walk-ins" to Earth to rescue the True-Light workers that were trapped here. However, the True Light workers can only be rescued if they hold on to their Will and do not give in to Darkness. If they give their Will to Darkness, they are spiritually assassinated and become a slave to him.
After the Christ Energy and the Anti-Christ Energy fight, the Rescue Mission will be complete and all of the True Light workers will be saved, leaving the Anunnaki to commence their New World Order and enslave humanity. After a few thousand years, Satan will die, the Universal Dodecahedron will collapse, and everything's hunky dory.

Notable articles

Xee-A Twelve consists of 131 articles. Most of these articles revolve around Satan and the Divine Mother. Since all of these articles are far too long and boring to read, we at ED have taken the liberty of reading a select few and writing short summaries on each one.

The Twelve Universes Are Pentagons

According to Xee-A Twelve, everything in the universe is an illusion. Motion is an illusion, shapes are an illusion, time is an illusion, and you are an illusion.
As said by Amitakh Stanford, the five symmetrical solids are the Tetrahedron (aka the Pyramid), the Hexahedron (aka the Cube), the Octahedron, the Dodecahedron, and the Icosahedron. The sixth symmetrical solid is the sphere, the most evil and diabolical of the group. This is because spheres are the shape you get when you spin the other five really, really fast. Therefore, Amitakh Stanford has concluded that the Sun, and all other stars for that matter, are cubes, but they are spinning so fast that you can’t tell. As said by Truthism.com, Satan did this because 90-degree right-angles create strife and confusion.
Another thing that is not what it appears to be is Matter. Matter are actually ultra-microscopic particles capable of thinking for themselves. These particles lie at the core of an atom, and are protected by more spinning shapes. The three layers of shields are called the alat, the lakoo, and the sakooze. Of course, these aren’t the official names, they’re just names she pulled out of her ass.
After it discusses particle shields, it starts getting off-topic and talking about a Rescue Mission to bring people who work for the True Light back home to the Divine Mother . The reason this rescue mission was inspired is because Satan is kidnapping True Light warriors and putting them in his prison for slavery and mind control.

“	Many believe that Pythagoras, Plato and Kepler interpreted the five symmetrical solids in esoteric ways only. This is not so. All three understood that the five solids literally contained the keys to understanding the mysteries of life.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

“	Plato was able to perceive that triangles were building blocks of existence. Plato was probably able to "see" at the atomic level, which level, as I will explain herein, is based upon tetrahedrons and octahedrons. If Plato could have "seen" beneath the tetrahedrons and octahedrons - he would have "seen" the intricate geometric patterns that form everything and would therefore have been able to conclude that at the sub-atomic level, things were also composed of these patterns. However, it was not yet time.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

“	I call the shield formed by these two triangles alat. Each particle of Matter is first shielded by an alat. . . Outside the apparent sphere formed by the hexahedron, is a pair of protective "spheres" that I call lakoos. . .To recapitulate, the complete assembly of a particle of Matter, surrounded by an alat, which is surrounded by a hexahedron and two lakoos, forms what I call a sakooze.	„
—Amitakh Stanford, pulling stupid names for particle shields out of her ass.

On The Brink Of The Anunnaki New World Order

The most infamous article on the website as well as the one that makes conspiracy theorists cum buckets, On The Brink Of The Anunnaki New World Order regards the inevitable apocalyptic alien war that will soon DESTROY US ALL!!!
This article starts out by explaining why the evil space lizards have not yet annihilated us with their technology. The answer is simple: they think humans are physically attractive and therefore want to mate with us. This explains why women want to get breast implants and larger asses, and why men want to be buff; because they are being programmed by the Anunnaki aliens.
After it's done explaining how aliens have been raping humans, it starts talking about other ways society is falling apart. For example, people are breaking the rules a lot more, so more laws have to be introduced. They were originally going to start the New World Order in America, but then they got lazy and decided to move it to Australia instead. Police officers are being programmed to believe that laws make everyone safer, and military personnel are being programmed to kill anyone who interferes with their perfect world.

Buying a dog will not only stop Anonymous, it will also stop Anunnaki aliens

“	There are many reasons why the Anunnaki remained hidden from human eyes on the planet all this time, and why they have not used their technology to annihilate the whole human race. One of the reasons is that most of the races of Anunnaki are not particularly attractive in physical terms. When they arrived on Earth, they were taken in by the human form and admired its appearance. This led to many aliens mating with human women, either forcibly or voluntarily. Many of the Anunnaki have strong sex drives, and the fact that humans can mate whether in or out of season was a bonus for the aliens on Earth.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

“	Anunnaki are particularly attracted to large breasts, hence they have urged and otherwise programmed women to pursue breast implants. The recent trend towards full lips and big buttocks are examples of Anunnaki programming. Males' hunk-look is another Anunnaki influence. Anunnaki also groom children and exploit them to fulfil their sexual appetites.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

“	Certain dog breeds are being outlawed because fierce dogs are generally feared by the Anunnaki.	„
—Amitakh Stanford, Buying a dog will not only stop Anonymous, it will also stop Anunnaki aliens

“	The implementation of the NWO has begun. Australia is the launching pad. Originally, the ruling elite had intended America to be the first nation to be absorbed into the NWO, but several things altered that decision, which led to a change to move it to Australia.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

“	Wherever there is pressure to fluoridate water systems, there is a very good chance that Greys are about to re-locate to the area. As I have indicated, for the time being, Greys are closely aligned with the Reptilians. The Greys have co-operated with the Reptilians because they have been promised that Grey DNA and human DNA will be merged and moulded to form a new race that will emerge as the dominant race on Earth after the NWO is fully implemented. The Greys have conducted horrible experiments on humans to work with both sets of DNA. However, the Reptilians have lied to the Greys; their DNA will not be used for any new emergent species.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

“	Concentrated localities have been slated for the most control. Many things are going on simultaneously. The air we breathe, the water we drink, the food we eat, the sounds we hear around us can all be impregnated with various programming agents to help bring about the NWO.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

“	It was not funny when recently one alien being was talking to another telepathically about me. She said that she could not understand why "this one", meaning me, was able to escape the programming by sensing side-affects to the programming that were supposed to go unnoticed.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

“	Some of the latest examples of Vulturite propaganda involve The Da Vinci Code and the "discovery" of the Book of Judas. These are both designed to destabilize the Reptilian religious foundations.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

Prison Break - The Annihilation Of Death And Darkness

Another of the more infamous articles on Xee-A Twelve, this article discusses Death and the Rescue Mission inspired by the True Light. It starts out asking the question of "Why must things die?". It then asks why we are so afraid of Death, followed by the simple answer that it's because Satan programmed us to be afraid of death. Ironically, Satan is so afraid of his own death that he made us be scared of it too, and therefore, in order to be like your Heavenly Mother, you cannot be afraid of Death, because nothing actually has "survival instincts", but instead, just Satan's fear of death that has been programmed into us.
After this, it begins discussing how Reincarnation and Matter, and motion are evil and Satanic. Because everything in Satan's Virtual Reality is a slave to motion, when something stops being in motion, it dies. The illusion of no-motion is what keeps the illusion of motion going, and once the illusion that nothing is moving stops, everything really will stop moving and the universe will be destroyed.

“	Darkness is so frightened of Its own demise that even the smallest building blocks of the physical universes (Matter) are thoroughly saturated with the instinctive fear of death. The fear of death is a morbid disease. It was created by a putrid, demented Mind. It is this fear that will eventually topple the entire physical universe.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

“	Ironically, death is the very tool Darkness invented and imposed on everything in Its domain - the Virtual Reality - to control and enslave Its creation and all that are trapped in it.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

“	Everything in this Virtual Reality requires a consciousness - whether a True or an artificial consciousness - to drive it. This means that even a grain of sand has a consciousness. Even things much smaller than grains of sand have consciousnesses.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

“	Re-incarnation is really a very evil imposition on the consciousness. It is done under the false pretence that the process of death and rebirth is in the best interests of the consciousness for its own purification and advancement.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

“	However, the physical bodies housing all categories of all consciousness are made up of Matter (Evil) and are influenced by the programming embedded in them.	„
—Amitakh Stanford, Matter is evil; avoid it at all costs

“	"Assassination" occurs at the moment a True Light being gives over its Will to Darkness. This can be done by trickery, deception, temptation, bribery, punishment, torture or other means. Those who give over their Will are then "fallen" beings, and, for all intents and purposes, are beings of Darkness. It should be understood that Darkness has not the power to take any True Light being's Will by force. The Will can only be given over to Darkness by the True Light being.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

Separation of Light From Darkness Has Finally Begun

Amitakh begins by pointing out the imperceptible truth that the world has turned to shit. She then begins talking about how the New-Age Movement is full of inexperienced gurus with no scientific, academic, philosophical, or theological background. Of course, Amitakh is in no way trying to start her own New-Age cult and accusing her of this would be ludicrous.
This article then begins pointing out how truth is so easily corrupted - when a message of True Light enters into the Virtual Reality, it is pounced upon by workers of Darkness, who begin corrupting the True-Light's message as soon as it enters. Of course, the information on XeeATwelve.com has not yet been corrupted because, well, it is made of brainwash and lies.
After this, talks about stupid shit like how Darkness is the evil mastermind behind the New Age movement, and all of the New Age gurus are actually working for him. Then it goes into the Rescue Mission again and how the Christ Energy will soon intertwine with the Anti-Christ Energy, and how cataclysmic the battle will be.

“	Once genuine material filters through the evil system, it is immediately pounced upon by the “natural laws” in place in the realm. That is, the agents of Darkness in all forms begin corrupting the truth. This corrupting process is ever so subtle, gradual and deceptive that it appears natural, thus keeping people unaware of the process and the unseen intention behind it.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

“	Among these sites are many that are operated by people who serve the ruling elite. Many of these websites are assisted by the ruling elite, which have control of the internet. The ruling elites’ agents decide which websites are blocked and which are promoted. Website hit counters, availability, speed, convenience and access are all controlled and manipulated by the ruling elite. Search engines will often place the ruling elites’ chosen sites at or near the top of many searches. However, there are times when it suits the ruling elite to put valid websites at or near the top of searches to satisfy their own ulterior motives.	„
—Amitakh Stanford, Aliens...final boss of the Internets

“	The ruling elite have many ways of obtaining recruits to act as their agents. Beside the main group that openly serves the ruling elite, others are blackmailed, some are bribed and still others are coerced into service. The New Age movement, commerce, banking, politics, conventional religions and so on are infested with agents of the ruling elite.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

“	What people are unaware of is that the purpose of existence in the Virtual Reality is to serve Darkness. Darkness enslaved every being in the Virtual Reality and forces them to serve It. All of the trapped True-Light beings in the Virtual Reality are assisted by the Light to awaken to the degree necessary to sustain them until they can be rescued. Many people may think that the solution to the Virtual Reality is to make Darkness burn in hell. But, hell is Darkness’ creation – Its home. Darkness runs hell, which is a reality within the Virtual Reality. To let Darkness burn in hell would be to let Darkness have Its own way and to keep It going.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

It Is Done, It Is Finished

The grand finale of the Xee-A Twelve website this article almost resembles a soap opera with a science-fiction twist to it. Amitakh finally comes out and reveals that she is, in fact, an alien. Her mission here on Earth has been to keep an eye on an evil alien being known as Ikluk, so in order to do this, she had to marry him. He beat her up regularly for writing stupid shit on the Internet and not just shutting the fuck up and making him dinner like she was supposed to, but she still wasn't getting the message. She watched Ikluk (or his name on Earth, Joseph Chiappalone) abuse people who disagreed with him, but she couldn't interfere because the Light told her not to. She then concludes by telling all of the True-Light Workers not to give in to Darkness and to remain faithful to the Heavenly Mother.

“	I am an extraterrestrial being – code name – Amitakh. I came to the Earth as a “walk-in”. One of my main responsibilities has been to keep close tabs on an evil alien being – code name – Ikluk.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

“	He [Ikluk] has taken on many identities, such as: Aaron (brother/cousin of Moses), John the Baptist, Kirok, King Arthur, Hitler and, in his current "incarnation", he has taken on a relatively insignificant body as a small-town medical doctor known as Joseph Chiappalone.	„
—Amitakh Stanford, OH SHIT HITLER'S BACK

“	During my marriage to Ikluk, I was subjected to his physical, mental, emotional and spiritual abuse. He humiliated me and put me down. He also beat me up regularly. During one of the beatings, he punched me so many times that I fell to the ground. Then he pulled me up by my hair, dragged me by my hair for about 30 metres and threw me through the front door of the house. He then banged my head against the wall several times, shouting abuse at me. I lost consciousness and was hospitalized from the beating.	„
—Amitakh Stanford

Miscellaneous Quotes

	“   Fairyland, where pixies, gnomes, leprechauns, fairies and others of the like dwell is a "magical" place where things are simply magical and where time passes at a different pace than the human physical realm. The inhabitants of Fairyland can manifest as whirlwinds, dust storms, rainstorms, or breezes, etc. when they visit the human realm.   „   —XeeATwelve, wait...wat?   “   It is now time to announce that White Buffalo Woman has returned and that her work is nearly completed. White Buffalo Woman has returned to Earth, not to teach, but to liberate viable True-Light beings who have been trapped in the Shadows.   „   —XeeATwelve, White Buffalo Woman is coming   “   Once again, the "Flying White Buffaloes" will gather. The time is now.   „   —XeeATwelve, Flying White Buffalos are coming!   “   The Jews claim to be the chosen race of Jehovah, but what have they been chosen for? In reality, the first Jews were a special race, specifically "created" to perform a particular role for the Anunnaki. It would be very difficult to trace any of the original Jews today as many of them now are in bodies of other nationalities. A large proportion of them are amongst the ruling elite of the Earth.   „   —XeeATwelve, Jews were created as tools. They are NOT people. Previous Quote  |  Next Quote

Videos

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See Also

• Truthism.com
• Batshit insane
• Conspiracy
• Reptoid
• Satan
• Sherry Shriner
• David Icke
• Alex Jones
• gorilla199
• Lord of the Rings
• Star Wars
• Cult
• New-Age
• Scientology
• Time Cube
• Apocalyptic battle of supernatural giants

External Links

• Xee-A Twelve website
• Amitakh's new website
• The Personal Devil (a book written by Amitakh in PDF format)

Links to Articles

• Faries and Pixies (you have to read this shit to believe it)
• Nibiru and the Anunnaki
• The Twelve Universes are Pentagons
• On The Brink Of The Anunnaki New World Order
• Is the Bible the Devil's Tool
• Prison Break - The Annihilation Of Death And Darkness
• The Separation of Light From Darkness Has Finally Begun
• It Is Done, It Is Finished

Xee-A Twelve is part of a series on Cults.

UFO Cults: Scientology • Galactic Federation of Light • Heaven's Gate • Raelians New age Faggotry: Alternative Medicine • Wicca • The Dolmen • Moonies • Paganism • Black Alchemy • Fagnosticism • Prem Rawat • Voluntary Human Extinction Movement • Thoth Raep cults: Satanism • Manson Family • Masons • Al Qaeda Jesus Cults: Ex-Gay • Westboro Baptist Church • Mormonism • Branch Davidians • People's Temple • Chick Tracts • Rifqa Bary Wannabe Cults: Sephyism • Sonic CulT • Vampires • Goths • Furries • Mulderite • Wooks Stupid Cults: Scientology • Breatharian • Michelle Belanger/House Kheperu • Pastanarianism • Psyonetiks Troll Cults: Anonymous • Cult of the Dead Cow • Raptor Jesus • John Solomon Web 2.0 Cults: Atheist Scum United • Rational Response Squad • Wikipedia • Young Tubers United • Xee-A Twelve