Wookiee

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

[edit] The Person

Furry asshole.

Wookiee is a rather conceited furry artist, whose artistic skill has not improved in several years, despite the production of more "artwork".

He has many furry followers, even though he draws hueg noses on everything, and doesn't grasp basic art concepts, such as proper lighting and shading. Half of his images are cut and paste from photographs through photoshop onto a ridiculously crude sketch he scanned into his computer.

Apparently, something about his photoshopping technique renders many furries into an "Ooh, Ahh." stupor, so that they cannot actually distinguish whether or not there is quality in the underlying artwork and/or artist - in fact, many suspect that they are actually .gifs with subliminal messages flickering.

He's also very hairy, and his nickname is clearly a testament to his level of artistic creativity.

[edit] The Fictional Thing

A Wookiee is A big, furry alien resembling a cross between a bear, gorilla and dog from the planet Kashyyyk, made famous by the movie Star Wars.

Notable Wookiees include:

• Chewbacca, who aided the Alliance in its fight against the Dreaded Galactic Empire.
• Lowbacca, (Chewbacca's nephew) who is currently (a long time ago) a trainee at Luke Skywalker's Jedi Academy on Yavin.
• Quarterbacca, a sporting hero.
• Wookieecrats of Wookieepedia

People known to marry Wookies:

• BitClock, a nazi.

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