Wolfeedarkfang
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Wolfeedarkfang moar leik Wolfeedarkfag Dur Furur, amirite? Or by his online Second Life alias, Yiffy Yaffle, is a furfag and self-diagnosed aspie who has caused drama of epic proportions. His tale of drama and hypocrisy soon spread throughout SecondLife and Youtube when it was discovered he is a zoophile, so please grab a seat, as the irony and pity in this might overwhelm you.
Note: Wolfeedarkfang does not allow embedding of his videos, and likes to DMCA the shit out of the video above, so to troll his youtube account and rate all his videos ones, go straight here (he does moderate all comments, so troll carefully). He only allows his [[furfag friends to comment now, so you'll have to be very crafty by pretending you're a Furfag and shit.
His other information can also be found here.
[edit] Wolfee's past
Wolfee has invested alot of time in the tubes, mostly consisting of sitting on Second Life and fapping to his character. He did this under the guise of Yiffy Yaffle, a purple spirit wolf.
Normally, furries seeing this would get an immediate boner for wolf tits, but in a staggering twist of irony it would seem that even furries realise that there are no girls on the Internet. Rather than accept this, Wolfee got at least 100 furfags to buff his e-peen, and pretty soon, all of the commotion caught the eye of the Patriotic Nigras. Whilst scouting the barren lands of faggotry for lulz, they repeatedly found Wolfee and proceeded to spam the shit out of the areas using spengbab cubes, annoying sound spam and client flooding.
Wolfee was extremely butthurt. Just like every other furry he still claims to this day that the PN are a terrorist group, because fucking around with virtual avatars is the same as doing wtc, amirite?
[edit] The Youtube furry war
Wolfeedarkfang Made a low-key appearance during the Youtube furry war. As furfags were being told to yiff in hell and GTFO, Wolfee sat aside and made videos to "Entertain his friends." Unfortunately Wolfee thinks he is funny, and it is well known that no furries produce lulz intentionally. As the war was escalating to the point where the trolls were about to declare victory and the infamous dog mongler, Dalhusky was leaving Jewtube, Wolfee stepped up to the plate in hopes of combating the trolls.
This would be the first in a very, VERY long line of mistakes.
[edit] I Will Make You Phishers Of Men
As the youtube furry war died out, the trolls dispatched a phishing attempt that was full of win. A shitstorm erupted as multiple furfags had their Youtube accounts taken and plastered with troll propaganda, and main furries of the war, Theblackhand2, and Tori Belliachi even gave out serious warnings.
The most shocking of them all was the Wolfee's video, in which he showed his real appearance and - SPOILER WARNING - he actually turned out to be an emaciated, middle-aged basement dweller. Through the video, Wolfee bawwws and just repeats furry power, same old, same old. The interesting bit is that he had the phishing site TOS'd, but was already too late; the damage was done and anonymous celebrated with delicious cake as furries wept on hacked accounts.
This is the first of one of Wolfee's rare and dramatically misjudged IRL appearances.
[edit] The "Dox" Operation
Wolfee continued to rally furries by going to their channels, offering secks and talking with a fake girly voice. The furfags were hooked and joined Wolfee's side. The FCTC, a group of trolls in the furry war, knew there must be a stop to this furfag menace. Last Thursday, three trolls gathered in an MSN conversation: Frizzlefry101, Dei3and8, and FCTCsporks.
Sporks started the conversation byclaiming to have Wolfee's IP address, which dei3and8 thought that could be used to track Wolfee's IRL location and dox. The attempt failed, and Dei3and8 asked FrizzleFry101 to join in on the plan. As FrizzleFry101 is a veteran Patriotic Nigra, he recognized Wolfee's faggotry and immediately decided to help. Within about 10 minutes, FrizzleFry101 found an "email" that supposedly belonged to Wolfeedarkfang. As it turned out, Wolfee was a 48 year old furfag by the name of Colton Stephens.
Or so they thought.
[edit] The Drop
Sporks immediately had the idea that he should release the information, because frizzle's dox collections were usually right. Jumping the gun he decided to make a Jewtube account by the name of "wolfeedarkfangdox." After seeing this, dei3and8 jumped in on the wagon and decided to release the information as well. They both shared the account and put two document dropping videos on the accounts, and for about 5 minutes, it was all epic win and internets for everyone. That is, until Wolfee caught wind.
Wolfee came out into the open once more and replied to the vidie with his fuck ugly mug, challenging the information given in the documents. The staggering irony here is that if he'd kept his stupid trap shut, nobody would have been any the wiser. However, FrizzleFry101 was immediately clued in to the fact that he'd fucked up and mixed up emails between two completely different furries.
As if this weren't already the epic level of self-pwnage that will one day inspire epic poetry, Wolfee continued on to specify "That can't be me, because I live in Florida!"
And posted pictures of where he lived.
[edit] The Real Dox, And The Real Truth
After sporks and dei3and8 made complete asshats out of themselves, they staged a scorched earth retreat and plastered the pain series on the account to get it b&. However, they still knew that Wolfee's shit could yet be uncovered. They held another MSN conference with Frizzle yet again with Wolfee's real email. Frizzle uncovered his phone number, address, powerwords, and other various information.
The really menacing blow, however, was Wolfee's picture directory. Upon sifting through the swirling mires of fail comprising of Second Life screenshots and other faggotry, the trolls dug up a few peices of yiff art. The trolls lolled and danced at the revelation that Wolfee was a furvert and obviously quite the find.
However, things were about to get even worse.
[edit] When Furries Attack
After staying on the jewtubes moar, Wolfee decided to dispatch his furry army against the trolls. He put up multiple bulletins on how furries were "More superior" (lol wut) than trolls and all of that shit. One in particular, however, caused the conflict to expand beyond the call of duty. A bulletin saying to flag three specific trolls: (drumroll) Paxilrose, Dei3and8 and Theotherpirate.
After a battle of flaggings from furries, Paxilrose and Theotherpirate were unscathed. Dei3and8 was banned, however, the tiny Furriputians danced on the fallen body of the oppressor. He came back as dei8and3 about 2 hours later, and was rebanned in roughly 4.
Dei3and8 was distraught, and decided to deal Wolfee a decisive blow. He dropped the real dox and threatened to keep doing it again so long as he was opposed. The dox video showed evidence of Wolfee's hypocricy, his real face and the yiffy art on his hard-drive. Despite seeing dei3and8's video, they maintained "BUT UR A TROLL Y SHULD WE BELIEVE YOU?"
[edit] Wolfee The Zoophile
Another council of war was called. FrizzleFry gave dei3and8 a link of a google search, and on the search, it had a link to an account on a bestiality forum that was created in 2005 and still had all of Wolfee's personal information.
Smelling blood, dei3and8 immediately uploaded this beastforum to jewtube, but because this was after he was banned no one really noticed. That is, until he showed fellow troll http://www.youtube.com/paxilrose, an avid hater of Wolfee, the link.
Paxil created a video of screenshots of the bestiality forum and Wolfee proceeded to bawww in the comments. To make himself look even more secure, Wolfee deleted fucking everything just MINUTES after questioning the authenticity of the link.
Let's crystalise this.
Wolfee claims that the FCTC inserted his personal details into a major bestiality forum and then haxxored them to make it look like the account was older than it was for the purpose of framing him. Even the average furry could smell the bullshit (probably coming from inside his foreskin) by now, but his small personal army of furry friends continue to flag and harass anyone who doesn't buy into it.
[edit] When Furries Defend
Furries made a huge ruckus of the Beastforum account, and still do to this day. As Wolfee still told furries to flag dei3and8 and paxilrose for their acts of "Terrorism" (lol), a few furries stepped up to try to debunk the account. A furry claimed that the account was faked and that anyone could have done that (bullshit), by simply hacking into the Invisionfree software and changing the join date.
This theory was questioned by Paxilrose, and he challenged the furry in question to hack into Beastforum and create an account that only he could create and give it an earlier joining date. Needless to say, Lady Vindication is still late to the date.
Another furry, theamazingplatypus69 (an underage b& furfaggot) decided to try to combat the trolls by pointing out that the Beastforum account had 0 posts. This is true, but he forgot the fact that you don't need a post count to gain access to people talking about fucking dogs.
Along with the Beastforum allegations furries attempted to mitigate Wolfee the lighter charge of trying to be a furry leader, though it had no relevance and the proof of him trying to be a leader is positive by getting dei3and8 banned multiple times. He still denies making a powerplay in the furry fandom, but still continues his deluge of flagging.
[edit] Time Out For An Honourable Mention
Not all furfags followed Wolfee's scheme and decided to go along with all of his batshit theatrics and broken logic. One furry, Cloud801, has stood against Wolfee's actions. In his videos he explains that the trolls aren't terrorists and that some of them are "generally nice people" (YOU TAKE THAT BACK NOW, FAGGOT) and he is pissed that Wolfee is using furries as a personal army. Even though he's a furry, we should at least take time to honour this lonely soul who was not brainwashed by that purple prick.
[edit] Wolfee's defenders
Furries sworn to defend Wolfeedarkfang, with Bawwwww and flagging, from both the evil hy00mans and furries who understand that he is a zoophile.
- 1greynine1: Filipino furfag that cannot even speak proper English despite being a 19 year old. Still believes that Wolfee is a girl. Also a pervert. If there is some yiff around, chances are he's right there to say something nasty in Engrish.
- frostwhitefox: Wolfee's internets boyfriend. He sucks Wolfee's cock daily, eh disables comments and doesn't afraid of anything. Also happened to be one of Dalhusky's accounts.
- amazingplatypus69: Suicidal underage B& that has shitty drawing skills and says that "anonymous are scared peices of shit" despite the fact he blocks any troll. He believes Jesus wants him to argue for the furry fandom on Youtube. Ironically, he has been trolled by a member of the Westboro Baptist Church.
- tomowdark: Admitted zoophile, and tries to justify it when questioned.
- yukovalis: 26 year old furfag, xbawcks hueg size and thinks that trolls need help. Also, yiff was found on his hard-drive as well.
- theblackhand: 33 year old furfag. Do I really need to say more?
- shemoku: 16 year old furfag, secretly shoots a load for gay yiff and is in the closet. Also thinks he controls the trolls despite the fact that they constantly make fun of his faggotry.
- vikamouse: Supposedly a 24 year old woman, but as we know from Wolfee, there are no women on the internet. Also claims to be the one that keeps flagging trolls and often takes credit for the repeated B& of dei3and8.
See a pattern?
[edit] Wikifur Drama
Wolfeedarkfang seems to belive that he can use wikifur to argue back, and has therefore raped the TOS by attempting to smear the trolls with an argument that would make anyone facepalm.
Wolfee was eventually busted for violating TOS and had his bullshit pulled from the article. It was moved to his own UserPage, but even there was tagged with a "Inaccurate" and "Debated" disclaimer.
[edit] Wolfee Belliachi
After his fighting back through his WikiFur article, Wolfee decided to make his own debate-style videos in the style of notable YouTube Furry puppet Tori Belliachi. In this video, he reveals a number of things that he believes will dispel misconceptions surrounding the Furry Fandom. In reality, they do the exact opposite. Such fun facts include;
- He strives for PG rated entertainment on his channel
- Hanging out with friends online means he has an active social life
- In doing so, he has the time of his life
- He truly admires 16 year old Tori Belliachi. A lot.
- He acknowledges that only 20% of the Fandom is female, therefore making him pretending to be a girl not only acceptable, but necessary. The Furry Fandoms open mindedness makes it so.
- Tells people that no, he is not a Holocaust Survivor.
- He likes Conan O'Brien
- Enjoys the nick-name "Billy", "Willie" even more.
- Has some troll friends
- Just because you happen to be telling the truth doesn't mean you aren't a liar.
- Not many furries consider sex an important part of the Fandom.
[edit] Wolfeedarkfang and TheWetRabbit
Wolfeedarkfang, friends with TheWetRabbit before the trolls came knocking, has joined in his internets crusade against the lulz that is encyclopediadramatica.
 Wolfee announce he will not take a stance, then shockingly, does the exact opposite. |
[edit] Wolfeeredfang
Wolfeeredfang is an epic troll, currently at this time it is unkown who operates the account, on the account are sick videos to try to depict that wolfee is indeed a zoophile, but the inital butthurt that wolfeeredfang causes is lulzy
If you are one of the unlucky few to have not seen it, it shows a man eating his dog's shit and then Rapes his dog in the ass, The video, producing sick fuckery, is part of an epic troll and people thought that was really him, not a troll.
Wolfeedarkfang bawwwwwwws with Second Life. He kills comedy itself.
Edit; Thank the lords, The video is private, the internet is safe from his anti-lulz
Comedy 1947-2008. Goodnight sweet prince
[edit] Sylvesterfox is the lord of the dance, god damnit.
Sylvesterfox, an irish FCTC member from the early days of the furry war, saw that Wolfee was still bawwing up youtube, so after looking at some shotacon, he decided to propose a theory.
In this video, sylvester impersonates a Wolfeedarkfang supporter and says that he is lord of the dance, because under the Wolfee theory of logic, your own personal testimony is the only defence you need. Other trolls such as paxilrose, dei3and8, ultraforge, theotherpirate and others have backed up his claim saying they've known Sylvester for years, and they will threaten to flag anyone that thinks otherwise. This still goes on to date and is making Wolfee realize how ridiculous and retarded his arguments are, however, join the fun and make a video response supporting the claim, DO IT FAGGOT.
[edit] What is happening now?
Wolfee still fags up youtube daily, and decides to spread more unfunny videos, furry propoganda, and continues to hunt down trolls, and wants the fucking shit flagged out of them, but however, through the fire and the flames, they carry on.
[edit] Origin Story
Believing that now masking his appearance would keep trolls from getting lulz at his expense, Wolfee took up a disguise to tell his depressing origin of being a Furry. Blaming cartoons and the fact that Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog 2 was cute, Wolfee explains that it was after he left high school, when most people go off to college or begin their adult lives, that he would forsake all of that to become a full fledged Furry and fulfill his dream of Furry Role Play. The duration of the video is him attempting to mix Furry Logic and humor as he blamed Something Awful and CSI for the Fandom's bad image. At the end of the video, he seems to be apologizing for his appearance in the video, embarressed that, even completely masked, he is still an ugly, awkward fuck.
[edit] Wolfee Darkfang plays Cribs
Disgruntled at the fact that he was constantly labeled a basement dweller by trolls, Wolfee decided he would venture into the great outdoors. In order to disprove the blatant misconception that he spent most of his time in a basement, he ventured outside with his camera, making a brief visit to Grandmas beforehand. In doing so, however, Wolfee unintentionally showed that his actual living conditions were much worse than anything a troll could imagine. By attempting to one-up the trolls, Wolfee proudly showed to the world that he lived in a tiny shack, with his mother, in a swamp.
But at least he's not in a basement!
[edit] The Laughing at Granny Controversy
Soon after the above epic fail, Dei3and8, and other trolls, could do nothing but laugh.
Of course, some people miss the point of trolling and got all butthurt:
Clearly, Dei had to bite the bullet and become the better man.
Edit: What a surprise, a dei3and8 video deleted, I WONDER WHO DID IT?
[edit] Vandalism of the Cemetary
Rigsby makes a video [1] describing how he is butt-hurt over the fact that the cemetery where his granny was buried was vandalized and threatens the vandal with a beating if he ever catches him on the streets. 92 tombstones were smashed and apparently, his granny’s was one of them (lawl). Two teenagers, Trevor Moore age 14 and Devyn Cash age 15 were found guilty for the vandalism. Spikepapp informs Rigsby that the vandals have been apprehended by authorities. The news gave Rigsby an orgasm and he immediately posts a video [2] The two “heroes” caused Rigsby moar butt-hurt than seen in a great while. The two shall be remembered for their epic and unintentional “blow” that hit Rigsby harder than the floor which his head was stuck upon, being dropped at a younger age.
[edit] Talk Sex with William Rigsby
Infuriated that a fellow furry was being ostracized for his choice of sexual expression, Wolfee decided he would educate the world on just how normal the act of boning a teddy bear was. In what may be the most unnerving video ever produced by Wolfee thus far, he gives an incredibly detailed on making the meat softer, and that shooting a load into toilet paper is no different than giving it to a teddy bear. He then claims that anyone who thinks the act is wrong is themselves mentally unstable. In a follow up video, Wolfee takes a stand against the "haters" for mocking the plushophiles. He regals tales of his school yard glory's, and reveals that he went to Technical School, as it is totally relevant to the discussion. Concluding his speech, Wolfee makes a point that those who mock the plushophiles are the ones that are confused in thier sexuality, and that those fucking stuffed animals are perfectlly well adjusted.
It eventually got to the point where Wolfee felt obligated to show the trolls just what a plushophile was. As only he can, Wolfee explained that, believe it or not, plushophilia is practiced in the furry fandom! After a bit of relevant discussion about his own plush collection, he began raging against the perverted preoccupation trolls have with the term "philia", which, as he previously pointed out, simply means "having an affinty for. He is scheduled to host the NAMBLA protest to educate the public at large about related affinity's that have been plagued by the cursed suffix. He also reveals he has "Sonic the Hedgehog in his closet" and all he got on Valentines Day was a teddy beat holding a heart from his Grandmother.
Months afterwards, Wolfee decided the best way to diffuse the situation would be with humor.
[edit] Wolfeedarkfang's Retarded Yiff Roleplay
In exercising his own healthy sexual appetites, Wolfee had a habit of having yiff roleplay sessions, during which he played the female.
Upon this revelation, Wolfee maintained it was a totally healthy form of creativity, however still indignant it was made public. Once again, it bears repeating that the person behind this tale of female-perspective erotica is this man.
[edit] Confirmation Lulz
Through some superior e-detective work by several FCTC members, the beastforum staff confirmed that the account was not only wolfee's, but he had tried several times to get it removed or changed, including a name suggestion to frame paxilrose. After this revelation, Wolfee decided the best course of action, after a battle of epic proportions against the trolls, and previously declaring to expose their lies and proving them to be expert programmers, would be to simply ignore the trolls. Despite the fact he claimed the account was an elaborate conspiracy and would be responsible for irreversibly splintering the Furry Fandom that could only be prevented by a full debunking, he now maintained ignoring was the best action to take. However, some supporters followed him to the end.
Spikepapp, fursuiter and fellow retard, was one of the most vocal of these supporters. After the above video was published, Spike went of the offense. Citing privacy violations, blurry images, and swear words, Spikepapp maintained the incriminating emails were fakes, and announced he was contacting support himself, as he was confident they would side with him. However, after he received his emails, they confirmed the account was Wolfee's. At a loss for words, and no longer to play the "shops!" defense, Spike brought up the fact that there were typos in the emails as basis that they weren't legit. It should be noted that in the very same video where he argues the typos deem suspicion, Spikepapp himself makes a typo, showing the thought process and common sense of the average Wolfee supporter.
And with that, the sick, sad tale of Wolfeedarkfang came to a conclusion. To this day, Wolfee claims the account was a hack, and maintains, along with his followers, that BF is simply a troll front and he was simply a target in a massive troll project. People born with the correct number of chromosomes, however, know better.
[edit] Quotes
| —spectreDC |
| —Dei3and8 |
| —xenurulesthenation |
| —Papertriamgles, FCTC troll. |
| —atxscubasteve22, FCTC oldfag. |
| —InsaneNaziPsychopath. |
| —Frostwhitefox being tolerant of other people's opinions. |
| —Wolfeedarkfang is not afraid |
| —Wolfeedarkfang is still not afraid |
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[edit] Videos
Before Wolfee got busted for dog-fucking faggotry, he focused on making Furry related humor, considerably the gayest shit you've seen all day.
Featured videos include; Faggy dancing
Longer version of the same shit can be found here
Wolfee displaying his excellence in the fine art of subtlety.
After the his ED article became more well-known, Wolfee did what an attention whore does best; tried desperately to spin his humiliation into a positive in any way he could. What followed was the basterization of the "Sylvesterfox is the Lord of the Dance" mini-meme, and expected does of super-faggotry.
[edit] Links
- Wolfee on Beastforum (Updated by Beastforum admins)
- Wolfee on Youtube
- Wolfee on Deviantart
- Wolfee's website
- Wolfee on Wikifur
- Wolfee's VCL.
- Wolfee's Kaneva profile.
- More crybaby bullshit. (Bawwwleeted)
- Wolfee's LJ.
- Wolfee's Failaffinity.
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