Wolfeedarkfang
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Wolfeedarkfang, also known by his online Second Life alias Yiffy Yaffle, is a furfag, self-diagnosed aspie and personal armyfag whose antics have caused drama of epic proportions. His tale of drama and hypocrisy soon spread throughout Second Life and YouTube when it was discovered he is a zoophile. Upon accepting his humiliation and sulking off in shame, he took it upon himself to use the incident to attempt to make himself a furry civil rights leader. Grab a seat; the irony and pity in this may overwhelm you.
Since the milking of this epic lolcow first began, Wolfee Darkfang has come to the conclusion that he is the only person ever to be trolled, and as such has began to believe himself as something of an expert on the topic, to the point where he interprets a random comment mocking his love for TheAmazingAtheist as part of an elaborate conspiracy against him.
Wolfee's past
Wolfee has invested a lot of time in the tubes, mostly consisting of sitting on Second Life and fapping to his character. He did this under the guise of Yiffy Yaffle, a purple spirit wolf.
Normally, furries seeing this would get an immediate boner for wolf tits, but in a staggering twist of irony it would seem that even furries realize that there are no girls on the Internet. Rather than accept this, Wolfee got at least 100 furfags to buff his e-peen, and pretty soon, all of the commotion caught the eye of the Patriotic Nigras. Whilst scouting the barren lands of faggotry for lulz, they repeatedly found Wolfee and proceeded to spam the shit out of the areas using spengbab cubes, annoying sound spam and client flooding. As expected, Wolfee was extremely butthurt over this turn of events, and just like every other furry, he claims to this day that the PN are a terrorist group, because fucking around with virtual avatars is the same as doing WTC.
Unsurprisingly, Wolfee tricking his fellow furfags into thinking he was a woman and then waiting until months or sometimes years after the fact to reveal the fact has become a source of controversy for him. One such incident revealed in a now deleted LiveJournal entry described the events of a meeting that took place in rural Alabama with a fellow furiend and ending up robbed and abandoned in the state. This is no doubt due to the reason Wolfee waiting until the meatspace encounter to mention he was born with a penis.
Wolfee; Personal Army Fag
Like many furfags, Wolfee had invested more time in Second Life than he ever thought to in his actual life. Also like many furfags, he had an unquenchable thirst for power. As such, he thought it wise to try and build his own Darkfang personal army. The rational for such a group was to crush such enemies as Angel Fluffy, and other furfags who crossed paths with him. Wolfee attempted to enlist the aid of the Patriotic Nigras, a group he was unfamiliar with at the time, though he would later become very accustomed to their antics. Assuming this group was a ragtag team of pranksters, Darkfang assumed he could simply point out a perspective target for the Nigras to raid and they would oblige. The PN, puzzled that a furfag would even attempt such faggotry, thusly raped Wolfee. His dreams for a rabid attack base at his disposal, Darkfang did what he did best, trying to spin his defeat into a victory. Darkfang went public and claimed that his rival Angel Fluffy had been secret leader of the patriotic Nigras the entire time.
This may or may not have been a deliberatly lie on the part of Wolfee, because while he is a shitty enough person to throw blame on someone else for things he's attempted himself, he is also stupid enough to immediatly assume that the only reason the Nigras didn't join his side was because Angel Fluffy had gotten to them first. Needless to say, it was an embarrassing situation for Darkfang to find himself in, and though he accomplished his goal to smear his enemy, Wolfee left SecondLife dejected and empty that his personal army ambitions went unfulfilled.
That is, until...
The YouTube Furry War
Wolfee made a low-key appearance during the YouTube Furry War. As furfags were being told to yiff in hell and GTFO, Wolfee sat aside and made videos to "entertain his friends." Unfortunately Wolfee thinks he is funny, and it is well known that no furries produce lulz intentionally. As the war was escalating to the point where the trolls were about to declare victory and the infamous dog mongler, Dalhusky was leaving JewTube, Wolfee stepped up to the plate in hopes of gaining attention as a noted troll fighter.
This would be the first in a very, VERY long line of mistakes.
I Will Make You Phishers Of Men
As the YouTube Furry War died out, the trolls dispatched a phishing plot. A shitstorm erupted as multiple furfags had their YouTube accounts taken and plastered with troll propaganda, and main furries of the war, Theblackhand2, and Tori Belliachi reacted by giving out serious warnings.
The most shocking of them all was the Wolfee's attempt, in which he showed his real appearance; an emaciated, middle-aged basement dweller. Through the video, Wolfee bawwws and just repeats furry power, same old, same old. The interesting bit is that while he had claimed he personally had the phishing site TOS'd, it was already too late; the damage was done and Anonymous celebrated with delicious cake as furries wept on hacked accounts as Wolfee celebrated without any real reason.
This is the first of one of Wolfee's rare and dramatically misjudged IRL appearances.
The "Dox" Operation
Wolfee continued to rally furries by going to their channels, offering secks and talking with a fake girly voice. The furfags were hooked and joined Wolfee's side. Eventually, the trolls decided to expose Wolfee and set out for dox. One troll to have Wolfee's IP address, which dei3and8 thought that could be used to track Wolfee's IRL location and dox. The attempt failed, and he asked his fellow trolls to join in on the plan, including FrizzleFry101. FrizzleFry101, a veteran Patriotic Nigra, he recognized Wolfee from his Second Life faggotry and immediately decided to help. Within about 10 minutes, FrizzleFry101 found an "email" that supposedly belonged to Wolfeedarkfang. As it turned out, Wolfee was a 48 year old furfag by the name of Colton Stephens.
Or so they thought.
The Drop
Trolls immediately had the idea that he should release the information, because Frizzle's dox collections were usually right. Jumping the gun they decided to make a YouTube account by the name of "wolfeedarkfangdox". After seeing this, other trolls got in on the act as well and put two document dropping videos on the accounts, and for about 5 minutes, it was all epic win and internets for everyone. That is, until Wolfee caught wind.
Wolfee came out into the open once more and replied to the video with his fuck ugly mug, challenging the information given in the documents. The staggering irony here is that if he'd kept his stupid trap shut, nobody would have been any the wiser. However, FrizzleFry101 was immediately clued in to the fact that he'd fucked up and mixed up emails between two completely different furries.
As if this weren't already the epic level of self-pwnage that will one day inspire epic poetry, Wolfee continued on to specify "That can't be me, because I live in Florida!"
And then posted pictures of where he lived.
The Real Dox, And The Real Truth
After the trolls made complete asshats out of themselves, they staged a scorched earth retreat and plastered the pain series on the account to get it b&. However, they still knew that Wolfee's shit could yet be uncovered. They held another MSN conference with Frizzle yet again with Wolfee's real email. Frizzle uncovered his phone number, address, powerwords, and other various information.
The really menacing blow, however, was Wolfee's picture directory. Upon sifting through the swirling mires of fail comprising of Second Life screenshots and other faggotry, the trolls dug up a few pieces of yiff art. The trolls lolled and danced at the revelation that Wolfee was a furvert and obviously quite the find.
However, things were about to get even worse.
When Furries Attack
After staying on the tubs moar, Wolfee decided to dispatch his furry army against the trolls. He put up multiple bulletins on how furries were "more superior" than trolls and all of that shit. One in particular, however, caused the conflict to expand beyond the call of duty. A bulletin saying to flag three specific trolls: (drumroll) Paxilrose, Dei3and8 and Theotherpirate.
After a battle of flaggings from furries, Paxilrose and Theotherpirate were unscathed. Dei3and8 was banned, however, and the tiny Furriputians danced on the fallen body of the oppressor. He came back as dei8and3 about 2 hours later, and was re-banned in roughly 4. As retaliation, Dei3and8 decided to deal Wolfee a decisive blow. He dropped the real dox and threatened to keep doing it again so long as he was opposed. The dox video showed evidence of Wolfee's hypocrisy, his real face and the yiffy art on his hard-drive, which Wolfee had previously claimed to never touch. Despite seeing the daming video, they maintained "BUT UR A TROLL Y SHULD WE BELIEVE YOU?"
Wolfee The Zoophile
Another council of war was called. FrizzleFry gave out a link of a Google search, and on the search, it had a link to an account on a bestiality forum that was created in 2005 and still had all of Wolfee's personal information. Smelling blood, trolls immediately uploaded this BeastForum to YouTube. A video was created of screenshots of the bestiality forum, with Wolfee showing up proceeded to bawww in the comments. To make himself look even more secure, Wolfee deleted fucking everything just MINUTES after questioning the authenticity of the link.
Let's analyze this.
Wolfee claimed that the trolls inserted his personal details into a major bestiality forum and then haxxored them to make it look like the account was older than it was for the purpose of framing him.
Even the average furry could smell the bullshit (probably coming from inside his foreskin) by now, but his small personal army of furry friends continue to flag and harass anyone who doesn't buy into it.
Original expose video can be viewed here.
When Furries Defend
Furries made a huge ruckus of the BeastForum account, and still do to this day. As Wolfee still told furries to flag dei3and8 and paxilrose for their acts of "terrorism" (lol), a few furries stepped up to try to debunk the account. A furry claimed that the account was faked and that anyone could have done that (bullshit), by simply hacking into the Invisionfree software and changing the join date.
This theory was questioned by Paxilrose, and he challenged the furry in question to hack into BeastForum and create an account that only he could create and give it an earlier joining date. Needless to say, Lady Vindication is still late to the date.
Another furry, amazingplatypus69 (an underage b& furfaggot) decided to try to combat the trolls by pointing out that the BeastForum account had 0 posts. This is true, but he forgot the fact that you don't need a post count to gain access to people talking about fucking dogs.
Along with the BeastForum allegations, furries attempted to mitigate Wolfee the lighter charge of trying to be a furry leader. He still denies making a powerplay in the furry fandom, though this very article contains numerous examples to the contrary.
Wolfee's Defenders
Furries sworn to defend Wolfeedarkfang, with bawwwww and flagging, from both the evil hy00mans and furries who understand that he is a zoophile.
The cast of freaks Wolfee surrounded himself with was too great not to go in depth, so a new page was created specifically for the antics of his fanbase. Unsurprisingly, many of his stuanchest supporters are big enough fuck ups to have their own individual pages even prior to their involvement with him, which is just another shining example of the company Wolfee prefers to keep.
When Furries Detract
Oddly enough for both a YouTube subculture and furries, not every individual immediatly rushed to aide Wolfee Darkfang. Many furries called out Darkfang on his puppyfucking shenanigans from the get-go, telling him to admit his defeat and scurry off. Darkfang, knowing full well this could compromise his best and only defense of "O am a Furry Icon you damn well better support me of Furry Fandom as we know it will die!", Wolfee tried to label his opponents as "fake furries"; trolls pretending to be furries to through off the base. Making good use of readily available sockpuppets, Wolfee pretending to be a group of people that knew for a fact those that went against him could never be true furries. As always, Wolfee did no research before opening his mouth, and when furries began raising the minor issue that no troll is going to register a YouTube account and sit on it for years on end to frame some ugly asshole, Wolfee faced a harsh backlash. Thusly, he backed off the claims and began the simpler method of friend locking and comment approving his channel and videos and simply saying he had all the furries siding with him.
When asked why his videos had hundreds of views, dozens of low ratings and only 5 comments a piece, Wolfee claimed it was all a part of a manual votebotting campaign against him. He also claimed manual votebotting was vote botting without actual bots. He actually said trolls had made hundreds of different accounts for the sole purpose of negging his shit.
The Guru Phase
Around this time, Wolfee picked up his bid for a furry army where his SecondLife venture left off. With the recent departure of Tori Belliachi Wolfee thought right slap in the middle of his BeastForum scandal would be the most logical time to take the reigns and become Guru 2.0. Many of these videos offer hilarious and disturbing insight into the life and times of Wolfee Darkfang and are well worth viewing.
The "Re-Hacking" Revelation
Months after his BeastForum was uncovered, Wolfee became desperate for ways to try and clear his name. As a last ditch effort, he attempted to log onto his BeastForum, change the information with hacker memes, and topping it off with gore pics to get the account banned, confident this would be sufficient to fool his fellow furries. With half of his plan complete, Wolfee went on to make a video revealing the vandalism. Many quickly saw through the trick, as, along with incorrect memes (Jews Did WTC and Nigger, respectively), a direct link to PN's homepage, and the direct claim that I am a hacker, and I have taken this page!, Wolfee, while attempting to prove his IP wasn't blocked due to the account being banned, was shown using a proxy to access the page.
 "A hacker has taken this page guiz, foreals!" |
 Wolfee showing how he's totally not using trickery to bypass a ban. |
Wolfeedarkfang was under the impression this would totally trick everyone.
Watch;
Confirmation Lulz
Through some superior e-detective work by several trolls, the BeastForum staff confirmed that the account was not only wolfee's, but he had tried several times to get it removed or changed, including a name suggestion to frame paxilrose. After this revelation, Wolfee decided the best course of action, after a battle of epic proportions against the trolls, and previously declaring to expose their lies and proving them to be expert programmers, would be to simply ignore the trolls. Despite the fact he claimed the account was an elaborate conspiracy and would be responsible for irreversibly splintering the Furry Fandom that could only be prevented by a full debunking, he now maintained ignoring was the best action to take. Remaining supporters, however took up his fight readily.
Spikepapp, fursuiter and fellow retard, was one of the most vocal of these supporters. After the above video was published, Spike went on the offensive. Citing privacy violations, blurry images, and swear words, Spikepapp maintained the incriminating emails were fakes, and announced he was contacting support himself, as he was confident they would side with him. However, after he received his emails, they confirmed the account was Wolfee's. At a loss for words, and no longer to play the "shops!" defense, Spike brought up the fact that there were typos in the emails as basis that they weren't legit. It should be noted that in the very same video where he argues the typos deem suspicion, Spikepapp himself makes a typo, showing the thought process and common sense of the average Wolfee supporter.
 Begging for help to BF Admins. |
 "...change it to something random like paxilrose?" |
FurryOps
Eventually, Wolfee decided that he had taken all he could from the trolls, and formed a Black Ops spy forum in hopes of countering the troller shenanigans. A result of the losing campaign in war that was the BeastForum denial, Wolfee and his buddies decided to attempt to use many of Anons most devastating tactics against them, up to and including planting CP and reporting the trolls to the FBI for terrorism charges.
The results will astound you.
FurryOps was eventually hacked and taken over by Wolfees old pals Patriotic Nigras. In addition to jacking his beloved forum, PN grabbed his messengers and emails, of which contained a very specific and damning piece of evidence against the long suffering Wolfee Darkfang.
Wolfee Quits
Following the Furryops takeover, Wolfee had his underground schemes made public, his list of traitor furries exposed, his laughably weak script kiddie software paraded about and email taken from him, the PN made public a peculiar piece of mail Darkfang received a few years prior; the registration confirmation from BeastForum, dated 2005.
Having many of his sockpuppets and his own account hacked, and the last of his die-hard backers turn their backs on him, Wolfee announced via his new YT channel that he had stopped caring, that his accusers couldn't judge him as they don't know him, and that Wolfee (the character) was dead.
He later decided to change his mind, announcing he would only quit participating in the Youtube furry war, and resume working on entertainment-based projects, proving once again Wolfee's word is worthless.
Wolfee now spends his days denying the entire BeastForum scandal ever happened, seemingly forgetting the minor detail of already admitted it. As expected, this has not deterred him in the slightest.
Activities Post BeastForum/Fur Affinity Feud
After being shamed and outed as a personal army fag, dog fucker and shitty liar, Wolfee is under the impression he can re-write history by sending out tl;dr walls of text to people curious why such a good honest member of his Fandom has been tainted with an Encyclopedia Dramatica page.
| —Wolfeedarkfang, trying to cover his ass |
In addition to continuing to play the furry martyr card, Wolfee can't decide if he wants to run with the theory that he made the account under the misinformation that it was furry centric, or if he wants to continue pushing the claim he never made it at all. As such, he does both, apparently under the assumption this will make him look double innocent. It should also be noted that Wolfee slapped this top 10 list of lies everywhere using, surprise surprise, another fucking sockpuppet. When called out on it, he abandoned the account.
In addition to the PM, he's taken it upon himself to start a honest and true blog on "his perspective" of the Furry War] (Warning; Wolfee knows nothing of puncuation, grammar or paragraph breaks. If the retarded subject matter doesn't stop you from finishing, the formatting will.) Unsurprisingly, he downplays the entire BeastForum scandal entirely, dismissing it as an unbacked accusation that, according to him, he handled flawlessly in no time. He spends the other mass of text describing how awesome his friends are, "disproving" various other scandals he's found himself involved in, and denouncing FurAffinity forum moderators and admins as trolls for failing to deleted sourced and cited threads about Wolfee's shenanigans.
All of these efforts, however, are for naught, as Wolfee has clearly forgotten he had long since admitted his guilt in regards to the BeastForum creation, thereby making this newest venture in attention whoring just another example of illogical, pointless, embarrassing attempt at glorifying himself that earned Wolfee Darkfang the reputation he has now.
A timeline in pictures;
 The charade begins, Wolfee claims he is surprised that the forums are more pro than anti him. |
 Taking a closer look we see... |
 That all of said pro-Wolfee posts were made by a single person. |
 The same day Wolfee "checked out" FAF. |
 And then never again. |
 Soon he was eventually caught. |
 The adventure ends as it always does. |
Handling His New Reputation
Having failed in his attempts at gaining his own horde of on demand furry peen, his bid to be a respected Furry Guru, and the pitiful results at rewriting his past, Wolfee made what he clearly considered a moving speech in regards to respecting differences, which in no way similar to some other peoples inspirational videos. This video is really only notable in that he is no longer hiding his cult like agenda, bouncing back and forth between zoophilia, Religion, and friendship while making the case that he should be trusted without question because he is a true friend. He cries about being used for his popularity and some faggot shit about his YouTube fanbase. It is hoped this video is a prelude to a mass furry suicide. For the most part, Wolfee uses this video to blame his entire reputation on his BeastForum and the "troll accusations", completely ignoring the fact that he has attracted controversy like a magnet everywhere he's gone even before the incident, and has become so controversial in the community that he doesn't appear in forums or communities he can't edit on a whim under the name Wolfee Darkfang. Fun Fax; This video was a direct contradiction to numbers 6 and 14. The reason for that is that Wolfee believes "In a world where [the trolls] exist then there is no God". It's true. Ask him.
Pawning the blame off on his fellow furries as trolls, Wolfee has decided the best way for him to get the good name he never had in the first place back was to set up a rival video sharing community in which he had total and unchallengeable authority. And because of that, enter his...
Aspriations for FurryTube
On July 12, 2009, Wolfeedarkfang was suspended from YouTube because of his repeated abuses of the DMCA notices. Naturally, Wolfee takes no responsibility for his actions and blames "anti-furry Nazis" for his account termination, again inciting others to take up arms and fight his battles for him. He then ran to his blog crying about it and went so far as to ask Anonymous to go after the trolls. We're sure that will go well for him. After blogging out his frustrations in a post that repeatedly labeed the trolls he blamed for his suspension as "butthurt", he then turned around and calling people who don't hate trolls sick motherfuckers.
After sufficient cock sucking, Wolfee had his account returned, but shaken from the ordeal, began wondering if YouTube wasn't the proper place for an egotist such as himself. Around this time, he began toying with the idea of setting up a furry centric YouTube, where he would reign over all of the furries and be praised routinely for his creation. While taking up donations for his site, several issues aroused, namely, that several websites were already in existence for hosting furry videos, and that Wolfee sole intention for creating his own was that of autofellatio. During this time, he found it necessary to slander the already existing furrytubes on the ground that they "weren't what he was looking for", despite being nearly identical to YouTube in terms of technicalities.
Eventually the issue was brought up that one of Wolfee primary excuses for wanting to start his own video sharing website was to prevent "abuses" from happening to him that he himself committed on a fairly regular basis, DMCA abuse, false flagging campaigns, etc. Wolfee cried about this like a faggot being blocking the individual and labeling them a troll. It should also be noted this individual who dared question the almighty Wolfee Darkfang happened to be a highly regarded fursuit creator; however, Darkfang is under the impression he can scream "troll" at anyone who disapproves of his antics and thus paid little attention to that tidbit of inofrmation.
 "I have no experience, people skills, or money to invest in this project. Naturally, I am the best possible person to run it." |
 "And by run I mean personally control every aspect of it." |
 Fuck you and your site that's exactly what I need but doesn't have me running it. |
 Because really, what's so unreasonable about authoritarianism? |
 Pretty self explanatory. |
Wolfee Darkfang Knows The Law (Or The Copyright That Never Existed)
Being the horrid liar that he is, Wolfee has since decided that attempting to erase all evidence of his crimes is the only logical method of coping. He thusly began flooding YouTube with false DMCA reports to have any video mentioning him or his antics removed due to copyright infringement. He claims to make money from his fursona as he has a Second life stall that sells various furry knickknacks and has earned him upwards of $700 over the course of seven years. As such, he says he put a creative license on the character and that his DMCA's are as legal as any other money making conglomerate. Unfortunately for Wolfee, one cannot put a copyright on a purple transsexual wolf man, and that the best he could accomplish was trademarking the name. As expected, once this revalation was revealed to him repeatedly by various members of his own fandom, Wolfee ignored the counterpoint and never addressed the matter further.Wolfee will now, when pressed, will announce he has a copyright and trademark on his character. Feel free to bastardize his fursona as often as possible and counter his DMCA's, as he is a swamp dwelling hillbilly and would have no means of legal defense should he be rightfully charged with perjury.
| —Wolfee Darkfang is an original character. Do not steal. |
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- Wolfee on LiveJournal
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- Wolfee on BeastForum (Updated by BeastForum admins)
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