WolfAdvocate
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
WolfAdvocate, a.k.a HunterofNightmares (formerly CanisLupusSapien a.k.a.WrathofCanis) and currently WiseWolf87 is a catastrophically self-absorbed 21-year-old eco-fag dramaqueen from Australia, claiming to descend from French aristocracy and of being a messiah for wolves. One of the staunchest defenders of wolves and furries, WolfAdvocate can be found on a number of furry and wolf related videos on YouTube/DeviantART, using logic to combat the trolls. He usually frequents the channels of younger furries and wolf-fanatics, such as 2whitetiger6, Hatedwerewolf, and any other pre-teen dumb shit willing to accept his protection. Because of this, he has since become a comparatively minor target of the Youtube furry war.
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Philosophy
Like most eco-fags WolfAdvocate tries to pass himself off as an enlightened educated intellectual who refuses to be swayed by modern society, and instead comes off as the deluded, misanthropic, self-indulgent buffoon he really is. Not unlike TheAmazingAtheist, he claims to be a peace-loving altruistic individual, but regularly shits himself when someone dares to disagree with him. Unfortunately, he combines this with a near completely yokeupian hatred for all things human ("Four legs good, two legs bad" amirite?). Much like VenomfangX, he thrives on the idea that he is persecuted for his beliefs, when in truth, he is persecuted because he acts like a dickhead; His typical strategy in debating consists on trying to incite people into arguments by calling names and using foul language, then stating lies as facts and then finally, when faced with unbiased truth, changes the subject. Despite claiming to do a bit of research before opening his mouth, he has been outwitted on numerous occasions, whipping out his facts only to be bitchslapped by anyone bearing the truth. This happened enough times for him to get butthurt and abandon his Canislupusapien channel entirely, only to repeat the action THREE more times later on. Sound familiar?.
 Spot all the contradictions and and win a cookie. |
 He was back two days later. |
 Textbook definition of dubious disclaimer. |
YouTube Drama
Hatedwerewolf
Back in his CLS/WOC days, he showed himself to be a staunch defender/supporter of furries/otherkin.
| —WolfAdvocate revealing his mental state in talking about HatedWerewolf's videos |
He developed an attachment to Hatedwerewolf, and initially defended her by stating to the trolls that she was merely RPGing. Upon realising that this argument was completely shit, WA changed tactic, and stated that HatedWerewolf's portrayal of werewolves as neurotic, attention-whoring, self absorbed emos who resort to death threats when denied the adulation they crave, was a far better representation of these creatures than the Hollywood image of powerful, (comparatively) dignified demons. WA deserves credit for freely admitting he is attracted to mentally deranged preteens, as evidenced by his own words on HatedWerewolf's channel. He claims to have received a Children's Services Card from the police, allowing him to work with children and the mentally handicapped. One can only ask oneself if he's sure he understood the police correctly, as anyone reading his info or watching him speak could be forgiven for concluding that he is among the patients (indeed, there is evidence he is). He is in no fucking way qualified to look after mentally handicapped children, as he has in the past actively encouraged the likes of HatedWerewolf in their delusions:
| —luchaclone57, after having the audacity to question HatedWerewolf's lycan heritage. |
| —luchaclone57, upon being told by Wrathofcanis to "get a life". |
WolfAdvocate cares nothing for HatedWerewolf's (or any other child's) neurological development or social impairments. All that matters to him is that HatedWerewolf's saddening inability to distinguish between reality and fiction is in some way a good portrayal of wolf behaviour for the masses. HatedWerewolf's doubtless future inability to form normal relationships does not mean shit to him.
Wolf Protection
Although WA insisted on his (third) YouTube userpage to be an advocate of science and anything related to the conservation of wolves and other canines, he has been proven time without number to have no credentials to comment on wolves whatsoever. Not only does he lack a college education and (most importantly of all) first hand experience, every time he states a fact, it is easily disproved with just a keystroke and 30 seconds of research from the very sites he promotes. For someone who promotes "science" and supports research into wolves, WA has shown a remarkable level of intolerance to people who have themselves first hand experience with wolves. This is not just limited to rural people eking a living with what little they have to defend their property and families from marauding predators, but he is also stupid enough to think he knows better than actual scientists.
| —As you will see in later quotes, he constantly contradicts his own statement |
| —WolfAdvocate's thoughts on the Alaska Department of Fish and Game.... |
Basically, WolfAdvocate promotes a shift from realistic management of wolves by common sense employees regarding human safety and social impacts to a true pagan worship of wolves as "symbols of wilderness" and "keystone species" of undescribed benefit to an "ecosystem" by employees that are little more than zealots and flacks.
It was because of debating wolves and the "stress" of insulting people who shot predators in defense of property that he left his original CanisLupusSapien account.
Recently, in what can only be described as one of his exceptionally rare moments of self-reflection, WolfAdvocate removed a video entitled "Anti-WolfAdvocate", in which he basically tried to be funny by satirizing himself as a wolf-hater in front of a webcam. He was quick to remove it upon realizing just how (much more) stupid he looked and sounded (grinning like a pedo, and muttering like an autistic child). Sadly, he was not fast enough for at least one person to watch and comment on it. Somehow, one gets the feeling that the comment is not what WolfAdvocate had in mind..
deviantART
Since Apr 6, 2008, WA has decided to spread his pro-wolf message onto DeviantART. His subtitle is "for a better future", though anyone reading his WrathofCanis comments would see how his ideal future would be one involving mass human genocide, or at the very least (according to one of the above screencaps) have humanity debase itself to squatting in caves, and never retalliate against wild animal attacks. So far (as far as art is concerned), he has produced absolutely NOTHING, due to the fact that he is a talentless hack. Instead, he has so far limited himself to using his userpage's comment page for propaganda purposes, and, like the bed wetting pussy he is, has blocked any criticism of the crap he produces. Strike that. His actual "art" link can be found here. So far, it is little better than his other account, as it is mostly composed of endless whining journal entries on how great it would to exterminate humanity, glorify wolves and his pathetic life, badly centered photographs, and (at best) mediocre poetry. He has removed several of these, coinciding exactly with the closure of his YouTube account. Coincidence?
"Poetry"
| —Why don't you practice what you preach in verses 1,2,3,4...ah fuck it, the whole piece of shit is hypocrisy. |
Galleries of Fail
Furries and Werewolves
 CLS doesn't know shit about werewolves. |
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 Typical CLS method of argument. |
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 Some werewolves are real, some aren't. Need to keep an open mind! |
 Fuck you, you have no right to say werewolves don't exist! |
 Only WolfAdvocate would take this as a compliment... |
Fuck you, I saw a Werewolf!!!
Truly an epic facepalm moment....
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Wolves
 Typical CanisLupusSapiens' debating strategy when the empty statistics and second-hand quotations don't work...BAWWWWW! |
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 Not very bright, is he? |
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 WolfAdvocate being a gullible hypocrite. |
 Owned by two of the very sites he promotes |
 WA, showing ignorance even on his native animals. Is he even aware that his precious dingoes were responsible for the extinction of the Tazzie Tiger in Mainland Australia? |
 Electricrown666 has had enough of WolfAdvocate's bullshit. |
 Electricrown666 spews more common sense. |
Personal Stuff
 An extremely rare and touching moment, when WolfAdvocate actually reflects upon himself. |
 He was back 14 hours later. |
 WolfAdvocate, withholding his whereabouts in one profile, and revealing it in great detail in another. |
Hate Art
 Based on a true story. |
 Natural selection |
 Even the wolves find him hard to swallow, as he is full of crap. |
Batshit Quotes
| —WolfAdvocate, defending HatedWerewolf from wobblebottom, for having tried to make her see the truth behind her life destroying delusion |
| —Yeah, the viking berserkers and the Native Americans wore wolf pelts into battle precisely because they were so cuddly |
| —WolfAdvocate, using all the wisdom and experience he can muster in giving advice to a woman expressing concern after wolves followed her children to school. |
| —WolfAdvocate encouraging HatedWerewolf's delusion. |
| —Its not like anyone thought he spent his spare time off the internet getting first hand experience with wild canids |
| —Not a misanthropist, I swear! |
| —One of aforementioned contradictions |
| —WolfAdvocate commenting on a man killed by wolves. The poor, persecuted wolves felt so threatened, they stalked the guy, repeatedly knocked him down, waited for him to bleed out and partially ate him. |
| —This is what WolfAdvocate has to say to those who wish to defend hearth and home from child and livestock-killing predators. |
| —Not a misanthropist, I swear! |
| —Speak for yourself. |
| —The philosophy of all open-minded individuals. |
| —It's like listening to an English-speaking Talib. |
And finally...
| —Not a misanthropist, I swear! |
DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
In the true manner of all mature adults WolfAdovcate has closed his YouTube account and both his pages on DeviantART. Admittedly the new layout is far better than the old one.
 The sensible approach, really. |
 And he was - mostly to tell the trolls to piss off. So much for "Learn to speak, learn to speak well." |
External links
Canislupusapien on YouTubeWrathofcanis on YouTubeWolfAdvocate on YouTubeClosed- His current YouTube account,
SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF IT!!!!He has blocked comments from his channel, but he can still be reached through wolf/dingo and other animal related videos - WolfAdvocate on deviantART
- Another WolfAdvocate account on deviantART
- korouns_sanctuary@hotmail.com His e-mail
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