WoW
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
WoW can refer to:
- Willy on Wheels
- World of Warcraft
- WOW If you are an Opie & Anthony listener can mean:
- Whip 'em Out Wednesdays
Technically that should be WeOW but all fifteen O&A fans can't read and are fucking retarded.
Forewarning
If you play WoW, as in World of Warcraft, you are doomed to:
- Die alone
- A diet of pop and cheap, off-brand food.
- Living in your mom's basement.
- Smelling like human fecal matter. Maybe this is because you were too busy pwning noobs to get up and go take a shit.
- No sex. Yes, that's right. NEVER.
- Being ugly as fuck.
- Being about the size of Don Vito.
- You'll end up the same IQ as him too. Which is three.
- Loss of ability to GET A REAL JOB.
- The only tan you'll be getting is from your computer screen.
- I repeat, you'll NEVER have sex again.
- Being a general worthless piece of crap. More of a piece of crap than:
- Being a Goatse.
- People will break into your house, rape and kill your mum.
- being a retarded little kid (you already are that but...)
- People will shit on you.
- People will rape you.
- People will kill you.
- People will cry about you.
- God doesn't want you in heaven.
- Bloody mary will have sex with you.
- You will turn into a muslim-christen-jewish nigger.
- You will get acces to every sex-site in the world and get 50 gig of hentai.
- Angry Homo Kid will rape you.
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