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Wikicide

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Wikicide, not to be confused with Wikibreak, is leaving wikipedia for lyfe, like srsly. Similar but not always identical phenomena include:

  • Request for removal of sysop status
  • Making a long, elaborate farewell statement on talk or userpage (see MONGO below or this)
  • Deletion of Userpage.

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[edit] Examples of Wikicide

MONGO admits his defeat, starts searching for r@ygold again

Wikicides often include the blanking of previously busy, barnstar-filled pages with nil, or a "quit."

There may also be false claims of "battling depression" and having "lost the battle"

Sometimes bitches like Violet Blue accuse you of stalking.

[edit] Notable wikicides

  • LaraLove, dramatically "retires" regularly, and was brought out last by her, {sniff sniff}, "best friend".
  • Kelly Martin, whenever she realizes that going away for a month doesn't stop making people still hate her.
  • MONGO, as per December 8, 2006. The most pathetic wikisuicide on record, he came back only two days later.
  • Tony Sidaway, got ran out of TOW on a rail, addicted to the wiki-crack, he came crawling back a few months later.
  • Zoe, a tearful separation, no doubt she's wheelin' and dealin' as a sock puppet by now.
  • Jacknstock, unintentional however.
  • Essjay, quit after Jimmy Wales told him to gtfo after he lied about being professionally qualified and having a PhD
  • Urban Rose: pissed off recent changes patrol cop who quit before she actually got TOW herpes. Now has ED herpes.
  • Sceptre, Former sysop who lost his roll back privileges after the Urban Rose fiasco.
  • You a Wikipedo sysop? YOUR NAME HERE! PLZ!!

[edit] Wikicide Bombers

[edit] External link

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