White trash
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
White trashism is a prevelant American lifestyle choice typically found congregating in trailer parks, where methamphetimines and Richard Petty worshipping is abundunt. White trash are always White, and are one step down, socially, from Rednecks. White trash, as a disadvantaged socio-economic sub-class, are also often recipients of Welfare. A noted ritual for the white trash is swilling down cheap beer, while listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd OR Ted Nugent, followed by promptly driving home in their 1986 Camero to beat their wives and fuck their sons and daughters.
The population of white trash fades out the further north you move. Northern white trash, albeit rare, does exsist. The average white trash life span ranges anywhere from 3(most kids that die this young is due to anal bleeding induced by their fathers violating member) to 50(if they've made it this long, at this point, some sort of disease they contracted in drug related activies, or the stress from all the years of drinking and woman beating catches up).
No one can trace where white trash exactly spawned from, although experts guess that they spawned from either Scotland or Ireland. While this can not be proven, they share similar qualities, such as: lying, excessive drinking, woman beating, a general sense of false empowerment (even though for years they have been beaten down and not obtained willful-meaningful employment) and habitual incarceration. The only known white trash repellent known to man is Money.
You and Your mom are White trash.
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How to look like white trash
Instructions for women
- Cultivate a femullet
- Wear a giant dildo on head.
- Smoke - the more cigarettes smoked at once, the better. (unless your "glands swell up" and you gasp like your throat is full of cum)
- Tight Mickey Mouse shirt showing sagging breasts and large stomach.
- Shirt is also accidentally turned inside out, showing clothes tag.
- No apparent sign of pants or shorts other than underwear and you're outside.
- Cowboy boots for that extra touch. Even better, wear really bulky black skate shoes for that "I dropped out of school at 15" look
- Dazed facial expression, preferably one that shows how "real" you are.
- Take pictures of your ugly fat ass self and put them all over your MySpace, which is also covered in pictures of Mickey Mouse
- Get a large 'tramp stamp' tattoo across the fat folds of your lower back.
- Have your 5 year old child constantly rub your fat rolls and/or suck your nipples.
If none of these above criteria are met, just make sure your child plays with a crusty old dildo that you used on your ex-husband.
Instructions for men
- Grow a mullet.
- Wear beer-stained wifebeaters, or for the youth, an Eminem shirt from 1999 and denim shorts and Tims. (nothing looks better than denim shorts an work boots)
- Get a handlebar mustache.
- Watch NASCAR, Motocross, or Monstertruck Rallies.
- Live in a trailer.
- Eat Hot Pockets
- Enjoy ICP. See Juggalos and Juggalettes.
- Do meth until you have as many teeth as a Jack-o-lantern.
Typical "White Trash"
- Notice the ugly blonde girl with the beer in the middle of all of the fucking drunk white trash with beers.(
How could you not fucking notice herDon't worry if you don't notice her. They all look like ugly men)
Using White Trash In Conversation
- The Trail Online
- "You can wait for the man of your dreams to ride up on a white horse (or in a Camaro if you are white trash) and marry you. But in the end, that basically amounts to celibacy."
- Britney Scores
- "I came from her neck of the woods and, no, he wouldn't be considered a catch there, either, unless you are white trash looking for white trash.
- Topix.net
- "If ya can't spell white Trash, you are white trash."
- The White Trash Test
- "Do you think you are white trash? Its not all about the trailer parks and gun racks! Its a lifestyle, not a choice!"
- Would you like fries with that?
- "You make up these irrational 'rules' of service as an excuse to screw people out of their salary. THAT is why you are white trash. That and because you apprarantly are using ranch and tartar sauce as KY."
- Marriage Violence
- "Low class uneducated morons is what this amounts to. I don't care what you see, hear, witness, support. .....grow up, stop getting pregnant(control yourself) and stop supporting abuse, stop making excuses for your white trash:skinheads and moron friends, relatives etc., if you continue to ignore what you see/witness and don't get it stopped you are white trash uneducated pieces of garabage getting what you deserve. GROW UP, GET SMART, GET EDUCATED! We do not need more idiots in our country. Thank you." - Some butthurt fag.
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LJ Drama Meets White Trash
When beholdalady (believe me, there is nothing lady-like about her) was featured in an LJ Drama post under the title, NATIONAL HEIFER, she became enraged and has since continually harassed and blamed Andrew for Scarlet's mischievous behaviour.
She is a fat dyke, and quite obviously the epitome of white trash.
Gallery
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 "Git the hail offin mah lawn!" |
Britney's hubby demonstates his white trash abilities -- drinkin', smokin' and butt scratchin'. |
 A typical juvenile white trash male, trying to be sexy |
 white trash teen with his new white trash hairstyle |
 White Trash, inbred Limey catamite variant |
 NATIONAL HEIFER PRINCESSES HUG IN WHITE TRASH CENTRAL |
 Typical emofied white trash. White trash, nonetheless. |
 emofied white trash asking for it |
 weeaboo white trash |
 getinnaked in the woods |
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