White trash

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White trash is a harsh insult that implies the subject is a complete loser, despite the advantage of being born with a pasty complexion. When not in jail, white trash usually gathers in trailer parks and honkytonk bars. Their favorite occupations are collecting unemployment, getting drunk and fucking their relatives, thereby ensuring a new generation of trash to come. Chavs are a British type of white trash with less of a taste for h8torade.

1 How to look like white trash
- 1.1 Instructions for women
- 1.2 Instructions for men
2 Typical "White Trash" Couple
3 Using White Trash In Conversation
4 LJ Drama Meets White Trash
5 Gallery
6 See Also

[edit] How to look like white trash

[edit] Instructions for women

White trash woman

Ugly, ripped panti-hose.
Cigarette(s). The more you smoke at once, the better.
Tight ICP shirt showing sagging breasts and large stomach.
Shirt is also accidentally turned inside out, showing clothes tag.
No apparent sign of pants or shorts other than underwear and you're outside.
Cowboy boots for that extra touch. Even better, wear really bulky black skate shoes for that "I dropped out of school at 15" look
Dazed facial expression, preferably one that shows how "real" you are.
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PROFIT!

[edit] Instructions for men

Grow a mullet.
Wear beer-stained wifebeaters, denim shorts and Tims.
Get a handlebar mustache.
Watch NASCAR, Motocross, or Monstertruck Rallies.
Live in a trailer.
Enjoy ICP. See Juggalos and Juggalettes.
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PROFIT!

[edit] Typical "White Trash" Couple

Notice the ugly knocked up chick in the back with a 40oz.

[edit] Using White Trash In Conversation

The Trail Online
- "You can wait for the man of your dreams to ride up on a white horse (or in a Camaro if you are white trash) and marry you. But in the end, that basically amounts to celibacy."
Britney Scores
- "I came from her neck of the woods and, no, he wouldn't be considered a catch there, either, unless you are white trash looking for white trash.
Topix.net
- "If ya can't spell white Trash, you are white trash."
The White Trash Test
- "Do you think you are white trash? Its not all about the trailer parks and gun racks! Its a lifestyle, not a choice!"
Would you like fries with that?
- "You make up these irrational 'rules' of service as an excuse to screw people out of their salary. THAT is why you are white trash. That and because you apprarantly are using ranch and tartar sauce as KY."
Marriage Violence
- "Low class uneducated morons is what this amounts to. I don't care what you see, hear, witness, support. .....grow up, stop getting pregnant(control yourself) and stop supporting abuse, stop making excuses for your white trash:skinheads and moron friends, relatives etc., if you continue to ignore what you see/witness and don't get it stopped you are white trash uneducated pieces of garabage getting what you deserve. GROW UP, GET SMART, GET EDUCATED! We do not need more idiots in our country. Thank you." - Some butthurt fag.

[edit] LJ Drama Meets White Trash

white trash chicks tend to think they are attractive

When beholdalady (believe me, there is nothing lady-like about her) was featured in an LJ Drama post under the title, NATIONAL HEIFER, she became enraged and has since continually harassed and blamed Andrew for Scarlet's mischievous behaviour.

She is a fat dyke, and quite obviously the epitome of white trash.

[edit] Gallery

"Git the hail offin mah lawn!"	Britney's hubby demonstates his white trash abilities -- drinkin', smokin' and butt scratchin'.	White trash attempting to look glamorous. Courtesy of Idee Fixe.	A typical juvenile white trash male, trying to be sexy
white trash teen with his new white trash hairstyle	White Trash, inbred Limey catamite variant	NATIONAL HEIFER PRINCESSES HUG IN WHITE TRASH CENTRAL	Typical emofied white trash. White trash, nonetheless.
emofied white trash asking for it	weeaboo white trash	getinnaked in the woods