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Typical white leaders

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White people are the inferior race. They define themselves as not being drunk, thieving, heathens. It is thought that it is indeed white people who control the money and power in the world, but since we all know who who the real thieves are, they are not white people either.

The superiority of the white race lies in their ability to blindly follow their leaders in perfect lockstep, however ridiculous the instructions might sound.

As a subset of the Cauc asian race, whitey includes a plethora of diverse backgrounds which include the peoples of Romania, Spain, Sweden, Russia and the Middle East. White people currently control the electronic frontier, but it is feared that black people like Al Sharpton will realize that there is more to operating a computer than trolling chat rooms for bitches to date rape. White people can be credited for improving human life, bringing civility and morality to society, and bringing jobs to people would otherwise be reduced to prostitution or selling their kidneys for food.

King of The Hill

Typical middle class suburbs that Whitey believes is the apex of human civilization.

Typical YT female teenager.

They breed prodigiously, like rats. Especially the Mormons. They also value their privacy.

The typical Arab on IRC Undernet thinking he's white.

White people have unusually small cocks.

Which is fine except they serve Spanish tapas dishes.

The purest Caucasians (the people of the Caucasus Mountains) look like this

Throughout his grand and glorious history, the white man has conquered and maintained dominion over every backwards region through out this planet, and has made use of all its indigenous species to maintain control. Science has shown that the white man's superiority is due in large part to his evolutionarily advanced brain, which allows him the ability to refrain from base desires in order to pursue loftier goals. When this natural advantage is combined with the technological innovations which it produces, it becomes painstakingly clear (at least to those whom can perceive it) that the white man's reign seems to be a long ways from over.

Alongside technology, the white man has also created another wonderful form of control called government. Governments are institutions set up and maintained exclusively by white people with the expressed goal of keeping inferior races from obtaining any form of power. This is accomplished by creating the illusion of a democracy (or some other form of government based on "equality") while covertly controlling those whom gets placed into key spots of authority. American white people have recently failed at this task resulting in a 35% rise in niggerdom throughout the US.

One other way in which the white man is able to enslave the vulgar is through use of religion. Now it's not clear that religion is even a white invention (or that his version will end up on top in the end), but all evidence points to the fact that it is Christianity which has been responsible for the most pwnage throughout history. This is due to Jesus Christ and his mighty blade cutting down all pretenders to the throne for the past 2,000 years. Bolstered in his efforts by the devoted elite, it seems unlikely that this hippie warrior will be struck down anytime soon.

"But now enough of all this talk of governments and religion, what are all these great white inventions you're talking about?"

Well I'm glad you asked.

Inventions

Almost every important invention or innovation that you can think of can be attributed to the white race, including the computer you are using. Here are just a few:

This is but a small sampling of all that the mighty white man has brought to this giant floating rock. Every invention has helped him advance further, and as a result, allowing even greater things to be invented. As you can see this is a vicious cycle with the only logical pinnacle being the white man achieving his rightful spot of Godhood.

All Good Things...

Due to a combination of various factors (i.e. white wimminz being traitors to their race, homosexuals, abortions, wiggers, Jewish blood, and electing a secret Muslim president) the white race has slowly become tainted over time. It is speculated that if nothing is done to curb this trend, all white life as we know it will be racially "blended" into a fine mess of laziness, failure, and shame. The end result will be a half-dullard who will have only enough intelligence to kill himself for what he has become.

White people are the new black people

On July, 20 2009 Stephen Colbert announced on his show that white people are the new black people due to Reverse Rascism and the new supreme court justice Sotomayor. White people like Rush Limbaugh and Pat Buchanan got Butthurt and BAWED about Capitol Hill being turned into mi barrio holmes.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/239121/july-20-2009/reverse-racism

Caucasian Behaviour

Whitey Social Behavior

Average "hawt" white girl. I'd hit that. In retaliation for eating all my biscuits.

Crackers have a tendency to walk around in public in a uptight manner, possibly due to either having sticks up their asses or having been almost raped.

The male White specimen tends to be a lamer, a Tool fan, a frat boy or an emo. During the day they flock together in packs at the mall or travel alone in search of non-White women to molest. At night, the emofag cuts itself, the lamer posts on LiveJournal or MySpace, the Tool fan listens to terrible music and the frat boy gets drunk and/or gets humjobs from freshman pledges. When a male White animal gets drunk, it becomes rowdy and aggressive, making loud whooping noises that disturb the entire neighborhood. Some scientists believe this is a form of mating call, while others believe it's just fucking stupid.

The female White specimen tends to be a 16 year old girl, an emo, a Valleygirl or some type of whore. During the day they flock together to look for clothes or fattening food, or go out in search of frat boys to "hook up with." At night, they get on Facebook or MySpace, shamelessly promoting themselves and basking in the glow of unwarranted self-importance. The Valleygirl often turns into a were-bitch that wrecks parties, while the whore gets drunk to the point of passing out and getting almost raped, which they soon reveal in a tell-all entry on LiveJournal.

White women have by far precipitated to represent the worst elements of femininity. This phenomenon began in 1066, when William the Conqueror introduced the doctrine of prima nocte, allowing his relatives to fuck all the women on their estates on their wedding nights before their husbands could get them some. Over time, this practice became a commercial one, with white women evolving into prostitutes and subsequently introducing "whore culture" to the New World.

Average "handsome" middle-class white guy, obviously much better than those poor whiteys.

In the summertime, white people, especially the middle-aged ones, will inevitably wear inappropriately short shorts to show off their marmalade-esque, shapeless legs. They seem to think other people enjoy seeing these varicose vein-riddled blobs of uncooked dough, but they are badly mistaken.

Whiteys typically love dissing non-White people so they can feel important and good about their pasty, unattractive selves.

Whitey Sexual Behavior

Average suburban Whitey teenage male doing average Whitey teenage things, like raping your neighbor's dog

Whiteys are world-renowned rapists and dabblers in all sorts of sexual perversion. White men rape women in Asia, take sex slaves from Africa and South America, and take child prostitutes from Eastern Europe with impunity, as Whitey can do no wrong in his own eyes. Blame for all the world's sexual abuse is shifted to the darkies, and Whitey's record stays at clean as his skin (unless he's white trash, which is sort of like "dark" white meat.) Thanks to YT Revisionist History, all those Native American and slave women that had the white man's johnson plunged forcefully into them were simply asking for it. The white man is also known for being sexually perverse (more like diverse, amirite?) and is not above having sex with dogs or taking it in the ass from horses. Not surprisingly, white women are known for preferring ~~non-White~~ Black 12+ inch cock over skimpy little 2- inch White Cocks, and sometimes for having extreme fetishes and dying from bizarre sexual acts.

Eating and Shopping Habits of Whitey

White Trash beauty queen: From the failed "Girls of the Buffet" spread

A strange dichotomy exists within white shopping culture. While most white people just eat crap, hippies, yuppies and others swollen with liberal guilt tend to purchase so-called "healthy food," and can often be seen buying organic products. The more expensive and Earth-friendly it is, the more this consumer cross-section must have it. They also bring their own bags to the store, usually tiny misshapen hemp bags handmade by women from the local battered woman's shelter that cannot hold their $350 worth of soy products and K-Y Jelly. Strangely enough, for people who insist on "cruelty-free" products, they certainly do tend to be assholes towards to the hired help of stores and restaurants. A no-cruelty mindset does not extend toward the lower class; wearing a cheap polo shirt and plastic nametag will make you shit in their eyes. They care more about animals than people, it would seem. See Peta.

Amongst white trash, greasy, nutritionally barren food is the norm. Hamburgers, Americanized "Mexican Food", and the ubiquitous all-you-can-eat buffet are essential to the white American diet. Picture if you will a 500-pound fat fuck who is actually malnourished, living amongst a pile of McDonald's wrappers and shitty discarded underwear while drinking a Diet Coke. Nothing beats good-old white ingenuity!

Where Whitey Lives

"Dallas", a known residential area for white people.

White people tend to congregate outside of cities in large developments of houses that look completely alike. Because their brains lack the ability to grasp many new concepts, they are frightened and disturbed by anything unusual or that requires complex thought to understand. It is because of this that whites create large housing developments with strict rules. In a development, some usual rules include the required possession of: one bible per person, one white person of the opposite sex bound by marriage, one to two children, more than $50,000 per year in income per independent, many expensive and shiny objects with which to occupy oneself, a satellite dish that receives 500 or more channels, multiple cars, jobs (preferably office work), and very green, evenly trimmed grass. Any and all skeletons should be buried very deeply in closets; such abnormalities can cause other whites to become scared, stop allowing their children outside, call the police, or curse you in church. In the event that particularly troubling skeletons are revealed, whitey may riot, commit arson, or kill you. Yes, it's that serious.

Whitey is also known to chill under specially designated white trees.

Whitey lives on the top of the mountain.

A pack of typical urban white people

World of Whitecraft (Racial Abilities)

Unlike the lesser members of the Horde - Orcs (Blacks), Trolls (Blacks), Tauren (Black Furries), and Blood Elves (Weeaboo faggots) - whose abilities are limited to "Beast Mastery" and a range of rage-based attacks, the noble white man benefits greatly from in-game stats imitating out-game life. Besides Increased Stealth Detection, evolved from white shopkeepers in predominantly black neighborhoods, and the subsequent Bonus to Reputation Gains for turning in the shoplifters, all white people are 100% Immune to Racism.

Developed at least 100 years ago by the English in the RL Eastern Kingdoms to combat the hard stares and disparaging remarks of their slaves, it is expectantly impossible to insult whitey based on the perfect colour of his skin. Additionally, males of the white race also receive Resist Sexism, as white men are the most attacked demographic on earth... but you don't hear us going on about it, amirite?

White Music

Typical white music

White women prefer black dicks for a reason.

White dick is no match for black dick.

Typical white music includes ugly fat ladies (called sopranos) and bloated men (aka tenors), who scream at one another. This is called opera. So called opera singing is done in language who no one understands. This type of white music is "enjoined" by rich. Main reason to listen to opera, is to display wealth.

There are other types of white music, like country music, emo music and Eurovision, but they are equally boring.

Whitey In Action

Wow incest,trailerparks,and beer all in one incident

Typical white couple

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Typical White People's pastimes

Whites in their natural habitat.	Passtime of the Master Race.	Sneaking into the women's shower room.	Fucking dead cats.
Typical straight white buddies.	Going to McDonald's.	Stormfront illustrated.	White mating.

Not all White People Are White

Don't know if white...

Despite the degrading implications that come with being associated with the white race, there are still those who take pride in pretending they are at least loosely associated with this perverted species of rapists and plunderers. Some examples include:

Coconut: Brown on the outside; white on the inside. May be Pakis, spooks, or Beaners.
Oreo: Black on the outside; white on the inside.
Apple: Red on the outside; white on the inside.
Twinkie or Banana: Yellow on the outside; white on the inside.

Harassment, beatings and the popping of caps into one's ass are typical responses to these individuals. If you see one, please react accordingly.

Politically Correct Alternatives to "White"

Cocksauce
Cracker
Hick
Hillbilly
Honkey
Hoosier
Pea-pickers
Redneck
Trailer trash
Wigger
White Trash
Fishbelly
Maggot
Massa
Wapanese

Conclusion

White men are self-loathing turds who are afraid of everything, including themselves. You hate black people because they supposedly aren't productive enough in society. So you faggots should love the Jews right? No, you insecure pussies hate them too because they fucking beat you at your own shit. Same with Asians, you hate them because they’re too smart. You never hear Asians whining like goddamn white retards do about blacks getting affirmative action. Mexicans want to come here to WORK. No, no, we can’t have more productive members of society, they’ll steal the job you hate at McDonald’s or what the fuck ever. Must suck to be a white guy. Your dicks are smaller than blacks, you’re dumber than Asians and Jews, and you're lazier than Mexicans. Fuck, even white women are slowly but surely becoming more educated and successful than you faggots. Enjoy revelling in your past achievements. Soon white guys will have nothing to do, while blacks fuck their women, Jews, Asians and women run everything, and Mexicans do all the shit jobs. Oppression can only hide your inadequacies for so long, pal.

White people also are convinced that there is such thing as a white race (there is not). White people believe white is a nationality as well as an ethnicity. When asked to point out white on a map, they will freeze like a deer in the headlights (then probably point to Iraq). The fact is, there is no such thing as white people (your heart drops here).

Your average douche bag American will assume there are only four races in this world. White, black, asian, mexican. You're from The Dominican Republic? NO, YOU'RE MEXICAN! Even though France, Ireland, and other parts of the faggy Euro-area-ish place are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER, when you get to America, you are no longer Irish, French, German, Australian or British, you are WHITE! This makes little sense, but to white people, it makes perfect sense.

Skin color really has jack fucking shit to do with ethnicity. Take a random negro and throw him in a basement for 5 months and he'll come out a Michael Jackson (August 2009 Jackson, even paler, to the point you look like you have died). Take a random cracker and throw him in a tanning booth for 12 hours, he is now a spic. Since white people believe skin color defines everything about you, the only reasonable thing to do (if you are a true racist) is to kill yourself if you get a tan since you are no longer white.

Most white people can be found on Jewtube leaving racial comments on rap videos because they believe they are changing the world.

Gallery

Whites Only Allowed To View

Typical residence of whiteys.

White people are a nomadic folk.

Nigger vs. Honky. Go for broke.

Vital for when white suburban youth attend "rap" concerts.

Use these to look more intimidating with kung fu skills.	Typical white family.	Caucasian mating ritual.
Blacks are rumored to harbor resentment against whitey for some strange reason.	Tipical whitey.		Typical white nerd.