God's Children
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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White people define themselves as not niggers. They are best known for controlling most of the wealth in the world, in spite of their being uncoordinated, boring and pasty.
The superiority of the white race lies in their ability to blindly follow their leaders in perfect lockstep, however moonbat crazy the instructions might sound.
As a subset of the Caucasian race, whitey therefore includes such diversity as people of Romania, Spain, Sweden and Russia (but not the Middle East). White people rule the internets, but fear that black people like Al Sharpton will one day rise against them after figuring out there's more to operating a computer than trolling chat rooms looking for bitches to date rape. Whities are racist nerds, and believe that their race is superior. Supposed proof of this consists of the White Man's skill at flipping burgers, farming dirt clods, convincing their kids that incest is all part of God's Plan, but despite all of this, they still manage to vote for a nigger president.
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Whitey and You
To be fair - Brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you that I charge the white man. I charge the white man with being the greatest murderer on earth. I charge the white man with being the greatest kidnapper on earth. There is not place in this world that that man can go and say he created peace and harmony. Everywhere he's gone he's created havoc. Everywhere he's gone he's created destruction. So I charge him. I charge him with being the greatest kidnapper on this earth. I charge him with being the greatest murderer on this earth. I charge him with being the greatest robber and enslaver on this earth. I charge the white man with being the greatest swine-eater on this earth, the greatest drunkard on this earth.
When Christendom split along the orthodox lines (creating what we know today as "Western" and "Eastern" Europe) there was a scientific revolution that equipped the white man with the military might to rape and pilage the resources of North and South America, Africa, and Australia. In addition, many parts of South East Asia and Pacific Islands also became his playground over the next 500 years.
Sexually deviant white perverts have fetishized every other skin color and ethnicity on the planet. Historically, white people had to rape in order to fulfill their twisted needs. Even the American founding fathers were having babies with their slaves. As white people moved west across the United States, and their European brethren colonized Asia and Africa, they continued to force themselves on native people to satisfy their desires. For this reason, everyone hates white people -- except for a few who are liked by black folk, as shown by the fact that a website named Black People Love Us! exists.
The white man's lust for the unobtainable creates a huge marketplace for the entrepreneurial pornographer, and rightfully so. The proliferation of interracial porn on the internet, sub-divided by every ethnicity (particularly Asians and blacks), is testament not only to whitey's sexual appetite, but to the fact that non-white women won't have sex with white men unless paid to do so.
It is worth noting that communities and conventions organized around a sexual fetish are mostly populated by white people, typically fat ones. White people are known to fall asleep while fucking, which is just lame.
Inventions
Almost every important invention or innovation that you can think of be attributed to the white race, including the computer you are using. Here are just a few:
- Freedom, Constitutional Democracy, The Republic, Fascism, Communism, Liberalism, Geography, The Microscope, The Automobile, Television, Electricity, Aircrafts, Computers, The Piano, The Telephone, Theory of Evolution, Space Exploration, Banking, The Pencil, the discovery of the atom, Soap, the Sun, the motherfucking internet, English, and Encyclopedia Dramatica.
In other words, the accomplishments of whites roughly include the entire tech tree from Civilization. Unfortunately, the motherfuckers didn't quite manage to snag peanut butter.
Slavery
Eventually the whites took over America and enslaved the blacks, yet even in a position of power they couldn't fight back their primitive, animal-like behavior. The most telling example of this was undoubtedly the raping of the slave women. To most normal people this would hardly sound appealing, yet so depraved a creature is whitey that he just had to get hisself some of that Hot Chocolate action. This eventually contributed to the decline of whitey's civilization, as the resulting offspring have gone on to make all kinds of problems we never used to have before all those darkies moved into the neighborhood. The worst of the lot can be traced back to the great-grandmother of Britney Spears, who is well-known for having the most hideous fuckhole in the history of fuckholes. Poor Brit is also famous for being the rankest whore ever to step out of a Louisiana mobile home.
While Blacks typically complain about the system, Whitey tends to complain about people who complain about his system. Whitey is a steadfast supporter of the status quo, no matter how much it works against him, and believes that everyone who gets fucked over in life is just "lazy." This is grossly hypocritical, given that Whitey got slaves to pick his cotton because he was too lazy to do it himself. Whitey's entire economy has built off of cheap labor from Blacks, Asians, and Mexicans, but this fact is typically lost on Whitey, who likes to think his kind invented pretty much everything.
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Caucasian Behaviour
Whitey Social Behavior
Crackers have a tendency to walk around in public in a uptight manner, possibly due to either having sticks up their asses or having been almost raped.
The male White specimen tends to be a lamer, a Tool fan, a frat boy or an emo. During the day they flock together in packs at the mall or travel alone in search of non-White women to molest. At night, the emofag cuts itself, the lamer posts on LiveJournal or MySpace, the Tool fan listens to terrible music and the frat boy gets drunk and/or gets humjobs from freshman pledges. When a male White animal gets drunk, it becomes rowdy and aggressive, making loud whooping noises that disturb the entire neighborhood. Some scientists believe this is a form of mating call, while others believe it's just fucking stupid.
The female White specimen tends to be a 16 year old girl, an emo, a Valleygirl or some type of whore. During the day they flock together to look for clothes or fattening food, or go out in search of frat boys to "hook up with." At night, they get on Facebook or MySpace, shamelessly promoting themselves and basking in the glow of unwarranted self-importance. The Valleygirl often turns into a were-bitch that wrecks parties, while the whore gets drunk to the point of passing out and getting almost raped, which they soon reveal in a tell-all entry on LiveJournal.
White women have by far precipitated to represent the worst elements of femininity. This phenomenon began in 1066, when William the Conqueror introduced the doctrine of prima nocte, allowing his relatives to fuck all the women on their estates on their wedding nights before their husbands could get them some. Over time, this practice became a commercial one, with white women evolving into prostitutes and subsequently introducing "whore culture" to the New World.
In the summertime, white people, especially the middle-aged ones, will inevitably wear inappropriately short shorts to show off their marmalade-esque, shapeless legs. They seem to think other people enjoy seeing these varicose vein-riddled blobs of uncooked dough, but they are badly mistaken.
Whiteys typically love dissing non-White people so they can feel important and good about their pasty, unattractive selves.
Whitey Sexual Behavior
Whiteys are world-renowned rapists and dabblers in all sorts of sexual perversion. White men rape women in Asia, take sex slaves from Africa and South America, and take child prostitutes from Eastern Europe with impunity, as Whitey can do no wrong in his own eyes. Blame for all the world's sexual abuse is shifted to the darkies, and Whitey's record stays at clean as his skin (unless he's white trash, which is sort of like "dark" white meat.) Thanks to YT Revisionist History, all those Native American and slave women that had the white man's johnson plunged forcefully into them were simply asking for it. The white man is also known for being sexually perverse (more like diverse, amirite?) and is not above having sex with dogs or taking it in the ass from horses. Not surprisingly, white women are known for preferring non-White Black 12+ inch cock over skimpy little 2- inch White Cocks, and sometimes for having extreme fetishes and dying from bizarre sexual acts.
Eating and Shopping Habits of Whitey
A strange dichotomy exists within white shopping culture. While most white people just eat crap, hippies, yuppies and others swollen with liberal guilt tend to purchase so-called "healthy food," and can often be seen buying organic products. The more expensive and Earth-friendly it is, the more this consumer cross-section must have it. They also bring their own bags to the store, usually tiny misshapen hemp bags handmade by women from the local battered woman's shelter that cannot hold their $350 worth of soy products and K-Y Jelly. Strangely enough, for people who insist on "cruelty-free" products, they certainly do tend to be assholes towards to the hired help of stores and restaurants. A no-cruelty mindset does not extend toward the lower class; wearing a cheap polo shirt and plastic nametag will make you shit in there eyes. They care more about animals than people, it would seem. See Peta.
Amongst white trash, greasy, nutritionally barren food is the norm. Hamburgers, Americanized "Mexican Food", and the ubiquitous all-you-can-eat buffet are essential to the white American diet. Picture if you will a 500-pound fat fuck who is actually malnourished, living amongst a pile of McDonald's wrappers and shitty discarded underwear while drinking a Diet Coke. Nothing beats good-old white ingenuity!
Where Whitey Lives
White people tend to congregate outside of cities in large developments of houses that look completely alike. Because their brains lack the ability to grasp many new concepts, they are frightened and disturbed by anything unusual or that requires complex thought to understand. It is because of this that whites create large housing developments with strict rules. In a development, some usual rules include the required possession of: one bible per person, one white person of the opposite sex bound by marriage, one to two children, more than $50,000 per year in income per independent, many expensive and shiny objects with which to occupy oneself, a satellite dish that receives 500 or more channels, multiple cars, jobs (preferably office work), and very green, evenly trimmed grass. Any and all skeletons should be buried very deeply in closets; such abnormalities can cause other whites to become scared, stop allowing their children outside, call the police, or curse you in church. In the event that particularly troubling skeletons or revealed, whitey may riot, commit arson, or kill you. Yes, it's that serious.
Whitey is also known to chill under specially designated white trees.
Whitey lives on the top of the mountain.
World of Whitecraft (Racial Abilities)
Unlike the lesser members of the Horde - Orcs (Blacks), Trolls (Blacks), Tauren (Black Furries), and Blood Elves (Weeaboo faggots) - whose abilities are limited to "Beast Mastery" and a range of rage-based attacks, the noble white man benefits greatly from in-game stats imitating out-game life. Besides Increased Stealth Detection, evolved from white shopkeepers in predominantly black neighborhoods, and the subsequent Bonus to Reputation Gains for turning in the shoplifters, all white people are 100% Immune to Racism.
Developed at least 100 years ago by the English in the RL Eastern Kingdoms to combat the hard stares and disparaging remarks of their slaves, it is expectantly impossible to insult whitey based on the perfect colour of his skin. Additionally, males of the white race also receive Resist Sexism, as white men are the most attacked demographic on earth... but you don't hear us going on about it, amirite?
White Music
Typical white music includes ugly fat ladies (called sopranos) and bloated men (aka tenors), who scream at one another. This is called opera. So called opera singing is done in language, who no one understands. This type of white music is "enjoined" by rich. Main reason to listen to opera, is to display wealth.
There are other types of white music, like country music, emo music and Eurovision, but they are equally boring.
Typical White People's pastimes
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 Passtime of the Master Race. |
 Sneaking into the women's shower room. |
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 Going to McDonald's. |
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Not all White People Are White
Despite the degrading implications that come with being associated with the white race, there are still those who take pride in pretending they are at least loosely associated with this perverted species of rapists and plunderers. Some examples include:
- Coconut: Brown on the outside; white on the inside. May be Pakis, spooks, or Beaners.
- Oreo: Black on the outside; white on the inside.
- Apple: Red on the outside; white on the inside.
- Twinkie or Banana: Yellow on the outside; white on the inside.
Harassment, beatings and the popping of caps into one's ass are typical responses to these individuals. If you see one, please react accordingly.
Politically Correct Alternatives to "White"
- Cocksauce
- Cracker
- Hick
- Hillbilly
- Honkey
- Hoosier
- Pea-pickers
- Redneck
- Trailer trash
- Wigger
- White Trash
- Fishbelly
- Maggot
- Massa
- Wapanese
Conclusion
White men are self-loathing turds who are afraid of everything, including themselves. You hate black people because they supposedly aren't productive enough in society. So you faggots should love the Jews right? No, you insecure pussies hate them too because they fucking beat you at your own shit. Same with Asians, you hate them because they’re too smart. You never hear Asians whining like goddamn white retards do about blacks getting affirmative action. Mexicans want to come here to WORK. No, no, we can’t have more productive members of society, they’ll steal the job you hate at McDonald’s or what the fuck ever. Must suck to be a white guy. Your dicks are smaller than blacks, you’re dumber than Asians and Jews, and you're lazier than Mexicans. Fuck, even white women are slowly but surely becoming more educated and successful than you faggots. Enjoy revelling in your past achievements. Soon white guys will have nothing to do, while blacks fuck their women, Jews, Asians and women run everything, and Mexicans do all the shit jobs. Oppression can only hide your inadequacies for so long, pal.
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The End of the White Man?
Recent events have shown that the white man is starting to lose power over his world, and that the niggers will eventually take over. And when or if they do, what a sad, sad day that will be. Especially if it turns out Obama IS a muslim.
Cracker Jokes
- Q. What's white and fourteen inches long?
- A. Absolutely nothing!
- Q. What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
- A. A straight line!
- Q. Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
- A. It's hard to find them in the snow.
- Q. What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
- A. The NBA.
- Q. How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
- A. Throw them a golf ball.
- Q. Why do white people like to play hockey?
- A. It’s the only way to beat on something black if they're not a cop.
- Q. What's the definition of a white virgin?
- A. Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.
- Q. How do you castrate a white person?
- A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
- Q. What do white women, and tampons have in common?
- A. They're both stuck up cunts.
See Also
- White Middle Class Liberal
- Black People Love Us!
- Missing white woman syndrome
- Not gay
- Not white
- Queen Kong
- Marry Your Pet
- White nationalism
- A White Man
- ZrA
- Chuggo
External Links
- http://finalsolution88.com
- Stuff white people like
- Stormfront.org - Contains a troll-ready circle-jerk forum filled with White Nationalists
