Warriors
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Warriors is a childrens book series about cats that has over 9000 books in all, created by three women with no imagination. The topic has created an heroes throughout the world. The books, if you can even call them that, have at least 100 characters. Popular since last Thursday, Warriors is one of the most overhyped things in existance. The fandom is mostly comprised of mary sues.
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The First Arc
The series that started all the butthurt, and caused many children to resort to bestiality.
Into the Wild: Rusty, a normal house cat, goes into the forest and fights a wild cat oh so cleverly named Greypaw (he has grey fur LOL!!1!). Like the smart little fuck he is, Greypaw tells Rusty all about the four wild clans. Then Bluestar (the ThunderClan leader) and Lionheart come out of nowhere and rape Rusty and Greypaw. Bluestar invites Rusty to ThunderClan. Rusty joins and becomes an apprentice by the name of Firepaw. Shit nobody cares about happens.
Fire and Ice: Nothing.
Forest of Secrets: OMG TIGERCLAW ATTACKS BLUESTAR1!!!
Rising Storm: Bluestar becomes moar emo.
A Dangerous Path: OMFG BLUESTAR DIES SAVING FIREHEART!! TIGERCLAW IS THE LEADER OF SHADOWCLAN!!!
The Darkest Hour: Scourge, an alley cat, kills Tigerstar. Firestar then avenges his gay lover and kills Scourge.
The New Prophecy
If The First Arc wasn't bad enough, there's a second series.
Midnight: Brambleclaw, Squirrelpaw and cats nobody cares about all go on a long journey to the ocean. Wat.
Moonrise: Feathertail dies.
Dawn: All the clans move to a lake.
Starlight: Nothing.
Twilight: Nothing.
Sunset: HAWKFROST IS KILLED BY BRAMBLECLAW.
Power of Three
The Sight: Nothing.
Dark River: Nothing.
Outcast: Nothing.
Eclipse: Nothing.
Long Shadows: OMG JAYFEATHER, LIONBLAZE AND HOLLYLEAF AREN'T SQUIRRELFLIGHT'S KITS!!1!!1!
Sunrise: OMG HOLLYLEAF KILLED ASHFUR!1!!!1! THEN SHE KILLED HERSELF!!!
Omen of the Stars
It should have ended by now. Sadly, the first book comes out in November 2009.
Super Editions
If the books weren't already boring enough, there's ones in tl;dr version!
Firestar's Quest: Sandstorm finds out Firestar is cheating on her with Spottedleaf.
Bluestar's Prophecy: Everyone dies.
Field Guides
Why?
Secrets of the Clans: Shit.
Code of the Clans: Boring.
The Fans
The fantards of this series are possibly worse than the Twilight fantards. They believe that StarClan is a real religion and they must say "Oh my StarClan" instead of Oh my God. The fantards believe that every piece of art ever of a cat is Warriors related, and therefor always ask "OMG WAT WARRIOR CAT IS THIS??". The fantards like to draw crappy MS Paint drawings of Warrior cats and post them on devianTART.
YouTube
A breeding ground for all Warriors fantards. There are 9001 videos that are Warrior Cats realated, and all of them are either crappy slideshows done on Windows Movie Maker, or crappy MS Paint animations.
AlliKatNya
God of the Warrior cats population on YouTube, AlliKatNya is one of the worst animators of all time. Her cats look like anorexic rats with tufts of hair, and her animation ideas have been used over 9000 times. People tend to copy her style directly, thinking her style is OMG SO GOOD!!
DarkKokiri
Voted most likely to become an hero in highschool.
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