YouTube Nobodies
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A list of people on YouTube who haven't done enough to warrant their own page on ED, yet claim the contrary. They are noteworthy, yet wikification of these users could prove pointless. The funny thing is technically all YouTube users are "nobodies".
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BigAl2k6
BigAl2k6, AKA Alan D. Reddig, is a fat vlogger nerd and general self-asteam booster for anyone around him. Proclaiming himself to be the "rant master", he often uploads boring rant videos concerning topics people stopped caring about Last Thursday like PETA, FF7, Tourneyfags, and other bullshit. Other videos of him are his gay dancing, AMVs, shitty video game reviews, and kissing animu girls. All of these videos have a poorly made intro of him being a jackass with added special effects to the song "Pizza Power". He's's also an egotisical, hypocritical, elitist facist with "friends" and a fanbase of losers, morons, and cock-suckers. If you ever criticize him or prove his fat ass wrong, he will get all butthurt and ridicule you, block you like the butthurt loser he is, and send his cock-sucking fanboys at you for not only being smarter than him, but making him cry to his mother because you hurt his big, fat ego.
The battle against Smugfag
BigAl2k6 was once friends with Goronchev, who is known to many an anon as Smugfag for obvious reasons explained in his article. When Al asked him to be on the bottom one night, Smugfag got pissed off and instantly turned on him.
In an act of win, Goronchev made a 46 minute long documentary accusing BigAl2k6 of being a stalker, a pedofork, and Satan himself. However, whilst some were expecting some awesome ownage as the title suggested, we were instead treated to Smugfag over-analysing every post on Youtube by BigAl for at least 100 minutes, all the while trying to pull out facts from the usual place he gets his "facts" from.
Goronchev's attempts to own BigAl
All videos were DMCA'd ?!
BigAl responded to his first feature length movie with a butthurt 2-part video. Not wanting to take things lying down, Goronchev instantly jumped to defend his own e-honor by making another boring documentary. This one was swiftly ignored and Smugfag went back to playing with little boys and flexing his e-muscles at Anonymous.
BigAl tries to eat Spax3
On September 17, 2008 after GuardianEarth128 (one of BigAl's Friends)had been attacked by the infamous hoody-wearing, Cream the Rabbit-loving social retard known as Spax3. Since this thing had been going on for a while, it was only then when Big Al decided to stop eating his cake in order to give Spax a verbal smackdown not only on DeviantART, but on Youtube as well. Spax cried and moved all his shitty reviews to his own website as a result.
Big Al gets the banhammer
On February 4, 2009, due to Youtube's fairly recent attitude towards copyright-infringing material, BigAl2k6 was suspended because he failed to credit anyone for the footage used in his Jesus Camp rant. As a result, his fans immediatly got emotional over this and pointed fingers at Spax, who had been the subject of Big Al's last video on that account. Sadly for 99% of the internet, Al returned under the account "BigAlTheRantMaster". He promise several things from this new account, including (in his own words):
- "Many lulz"
- "About 10% more Chibiroth"
- "Lots of parodies"
- "Lots of
randomshit" - "My rants"
Poor Al...His reaction says it all
Smugfag's Reaction
BigAl quits the Youtubes
The self-proclaimed master of rants got tired of Youtube raping him so he decided to leave for an undisclosed amount of time. He left his account with three other faggots no one cares about.
- Video removed ?!!!!1
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Big Al gets the banhammer again
On August 2, 2009, BigAlTheRantMaster gets suspended again! A butthurt faggot by the name of masterBORRACCHO flagged one of his videos with one of his 40 ghost accounts. This is clearly serious business. masterBORRACCHO promptly closed his account and ran in fear when BigAl's army of fans found out.
BigAl2k6 and one of his fans getting pwned.
Big Al's external links
BigAl2k6 on YouTube Enter BigAl's RealmGot the ban hammer for great justiceBig Al's new account Enter BigAl's new RealmJUSTICE PREVAILS!!!- Big Al's new new account HURR HURR
BigAl2k6 on DailyMotionit's dead don't bother
Bungeygirl
Bungeygirl is an ex Tom Serson groupie/cyber rapist. She is known for sucking on YTwatchdog’s furry balls. Bungeygirl has had a youtube account for almost a year now, and for that year what has she done on youtube? Stalked Ytwatchdog’s channel/comments spamming and made love videos to Ytwatchdog. When she’s not obsessing over him she can be found on stickam. Where she is well loved by... well really no one. Except maybe papouliot her elover. He also can be found on stickam and youtube. Bungeygirl is ALWAYS talking about her great husband and her 5 year old. But when on the internets she is the lover of papouliot and will cyber fuck anything that will stand still.
Bungeygirl fails Tom Serson
For awhile you could find Tom Serson and Bungeygirl in TrashiestZero's stickam room. But after a falling out, Bungeygirl started going live and Serson tagged along. Serson and Bungey came up with the master plan of getting Trashiest to cyber Bungeygirl. And later dropping it on youtube to embarrass Trashiest. The only problem was Trashiest didn’t want to touch Bungeygirl with a ten foot pole. So Bungeygirl, not wanting to disappoint Serson (her new elover), made a fake chat log and gave it to him. Later down the line it came about that Bungeygirl was trying to play for both teams. And when asked in a stickam room by a beloved ED member if she was Serson’s friend she answered no. Her bad luck was that Serson came into the room 5 minutes later. The ED member asked again and Bungeygirl had no choice but to tell the truth. Sending Serson on a 3 hour binge of coke, pot, and crying. Tom Serson finally got himself together and dropped the fake cyber log on youtube. Bungeygirl looked like the whore she really is. FINALLY. But upon finding the REAL chat log, it seems that TrashiestZero was cyber raped.
The chatlogs
Bungeygirl doesn’t like jokes
YTwatchdog had come up with a plan to get Tom Serson to make a very lulzy video. He ran it past Mike Skehan who he needed help from. The plan was to tell Bungeygirl that TimmysMommy01 was 6 weeks pregnant with Mike’s baby. So TimmysMommy01 did this with the belief that Bungeygirl would tell Serson and the lulz would begin. The Only problem was Bungeygirl didn’t tell Serson. After a while Bungeygirl finally figured out that TimmysMommy01 wasn’t pregnant and it was a joke. Bungeygirl doesn’t have a sense of humor, and felt she was used and whined and bitched to anyone that would listen. Another problem no one listened or cared.
WHO DROPPED MY DOX RLY?!?!?!?!?!?!1122345
Bungeygirl has now been fighting with Trashiest for 2 months about who dropped her dox. The stupid bitch doesn’t know who did it. When she’s not blaming YTwatchdog she’s stalking anyone who use to talk to Timmysmommy01. E-mailing and messaging TimmysMommy01’s efriends bitching about being her friend and that she dropped her dox to TrashiestZero. Even though no one’s really spoken to TimmysMommy since she showed tits on stickam. After Bungeygirl finds the person who dropped her dox and she can have peace of mind. She will be flying to the U.S. to meet her real true love. NO NOT HER HUSBAND. But none other then paputiot. VIDEO REMOVED LOL Stalk much?
LUL-MAILS
19th November 2007 I am asking you politely, please take down the photographs of me on ED. I have contacted ED and they tell me that yourself and YTwatchdog are solely responsible for the posting of the article and photographs, they disclaim any responsibilty. How would you like that article written about you? I mean how do you sleep at night? I have NOTHING to do with you nor do I want anything to do with you. I wanted to know WHY you were giving my details that I trusted you with out to people.
If the photos are not removed, I fully intend to have them legally removed, which will involve recouping the money I spend on legal fees and damages for every additional day the photographs stay up after I have personally asked you to remove them. I will not merely be filing a DMCA. My husband and I have advised ED of this.I am not someone who does not stand by their word. My husband and I both have good jobs and he is in a senior executive position which gives him access to a lawyer in the US. I do not want to take it that far but I will do whatever is necessary to have the photos removed. - BungeyGirl
19th November 2007 I know your young and I dont think you fully understand that if shown your article a lawyer can easily obtain permission from your ISP and be granted your full name and address from your posting and IP number on the ED website. They HAVE to hand over that information for legal proceedings. - BungeyGirl
No they dont, the lawyer gets an injunction and the court will advise ED that they have to disclose your ISP who then is obligated to disclose your details. Its a court order and ED disclaims any responsibilty. I suggest you read their disclaimer. Im not going to argue with you about this, and from your response I can see that this is way over your head and you still think its a big joke. The photos are coming down whether you choose to do the right thing and take them down. Or I take you to court, its your choice, Im fed up with dealing with you. A lawyer can do it.
My photos might be on the net, thats not the point, its the article that you wrote and placed them next to. Its slander and harassment and also qualifies as stalking according to the lawyer which makes you liable for damages and will certainly see you with a criminal record. My husband has been on the phone with a lawyer this morning...so we know what we can and can not do. The lawyer looked at the article on ED while my husband was on the phone to him. You think I want to take a young girl like you to court? I dont...I liked you and I think your a good person. Why do you think I told you the things I did. If you did not give out my details, Im sorry, but I was led to believe by many people including TZ that you did. I had no contact for you and I was panicing about where my details would end up. I SHOULD have spoken to you before I wrote emails to Nalts Renetto and Dramatube YES...but I HAD NO CONTACT FOR YOU and I was panicking about a person like Trashiestzero having my last name.. Im sure you would too! Anyway, Ive put far too much effort into this for one day. I have been advised to, and Im asking you as someone who was your friend to remove the article, thats all I can do. Its up to what sort of person you perceive yourself to be as to whether you do the right thing or not. You know Im upset about it so I cant say any more. Im not going to message you again. I wish Id never run into a person like TZ (I cant even say his name he disgusts me that much) - Take care BungeyGirl
BG's external links
Bungeygirl on YouTubeDeletedMy very artsy website!Empty IndexPapouliot's stickamNot foundPap's cafepress LOL please to be buying his stuff NOTProduct Not Found- Bungeygirl's StickAm, known as "PrettyFrog"
- TrashiestZero's StickAm
- OrgasmGurl on YouTube
Cloud8745
Cloud is an aspie attention whore that makes shitty Let's Play Jewtube videos with unfunny commentary that only a gaiafag would roar with laughter at. Now if he was like any of the other Let's Players out there, he wouldn't have this segment. However, since Cloud is such a dramawhore, we think this is justified. The fat fuck has recently found a dirty cunt who was desperate enough to marry him, the apocalypse is truly upon us.
Cloud's personal issues
Unlike any other Let's Player out there, Cloud likes to bitch and moan about his real life issues and rant at and/or about his subscribers. Before his account closed (which we'll get to in abit), it would be on at least a weekly basis whenever you would see a video with nothing but red text on a black background, and him either acting butthurt about the latest " hater ", or just telling his subscribers to GTFO because he doesn't like having a fanbase.
He can really lose it at times too. One such occation happened about a year ago, when some kid made a video after getting afew hate comments, saying how his life was pretty rough, and that his grandad had just died. Cloud, being the caring person he is, flew off the wall about this, and made a video of him ranting about how his life was so much worse because he got beat up in school on a regular basis and he "had more reletives die on him than you did". He took down the video hours later, and sadly it wasn't mirrored.
Eventhough Cloud was about to make a brand new start, drama-free. Shit has to hit the fan as him and his another friend of his, Toska looked at LufiaSelan's Let's plays, and to be quite honest, her lets play makes Cloud to give up gaming all together. During the ustream, Cloud and Toska was 100% butthurt about all of this and to send over 9000 people from her channel to raid the fuck out out her, demanding her tits or GTFO, forcing her to take down her videos because she is 100% better than Cloud and Toska combine...So Toska needs to go eat a dick and go kill himself along with Violinbow.
His account closure
Now Cloud was often known for making videos stating he was going to leave, only to return a day later because he realized he has no life outside of the internet since he's 20 and lives in his parents' basement.
However, on October 5th, 2008, he finally had it. His hugbox was well and truely broken, so he decided to take his fustration out on his subscribers before DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING. Happily, the video of him calling all of his subscribers morons and saying they have less of a brain than his girlfriend is mirrored at least 100 times, so you can look for yourself.
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The fail returnsApparently the hugbox wasn't as badly damaged as previously thought and Cloud proves how much of a failure he is by making a new account where he and a group of his friends play through shit games and prove how epically retarded they are. There are at least 9001 clips of Cloud playing World of Warcraft with his buddies and girlfriend. These might have been funny at the time, but to watch them is as painful as nailing oneself to a cross, twice. All new videos fail even harder than his original ones, something previously thought impossible as the amount of fail present would have the same results as dividing by zero. Check out the link below and troll the hell out of this account for great justice! Owned and won't admit itRecently, a youtube nobody by the name of Lancun finally had enough of Cloud8745 being a faggot, and totally annihilated him. To sum the video up:
Cloud, like he does with all videos that call him out, decided to post in the comments:
What a mature gentlemen he is. He also made two fail videos trying to make fun of Lancun, but they will probably be removed due to Cloud's bipolar disorder kicking in. His account closureIn a crazy 40-minute-extravaganza rant video, Cloud quits youTube again. Some highlights are reading his "People to Kill" list (Every Single Person that's hurt his feelings EVAR, even some 13-year-old girl), whining at TheArchFiend for being funnier and earning money, crying that youTube won't make him Partner because he's a hack, namecalling his ex-girlfriend and fans, denouncing anyone stupid enough to try and be his friend, explaining why his boss bought him a free 2K computer, trying to justify his obesity by pointing out that everyone else is fat, explaining his crazy ideas about commerce, and still tries to promote his own shit the whole time. In typical cloud fashion, he does the vid in 1-take and refuses to trim out dead silence or nonsensical ranting. We look forward to Cloud's eventual return to youTube next week and many years of lolcowiness drama to come. Godspeed! Wish for the BanhammerIn a misguided attempt to prove the unquestioning loyalty and power of his subscribers, Cloud begged his fanbase to ban him from youTube. (A smarter person might just stop using the site instead of going to the trouble, but we're talking about Cloud here amirite?) To his dismay, neither fan was paying attention and the plan fell on its ass. In a last-ditch attempt to get his way, Cloud posted illegal and profane material (kid's Anime), reporting it himself for self-pwn and banhammer, ending his boring reign of terror once and for all. To celebrate getting rid of this moron, the entire internet community held a shindig and danced on Cloud's fresh eGrave. Full of shame and stupidity, the Cloud monster ate his cat and self-banished himself to some second-rate video site that no one uses or even heard of. I'd like to think we here at ED were part of the solution and helped to make this outcome possible. Yet another glorious victory for Anon. ! We should pat ourselves on the back for a job well done. Cloud8742, you're no longer a youtube nobody ; now you're just a nobody. Another returnCloud, being the douchebag he is, just made another new account, apparantly to avoid haters. He now returned under the name MrAaronRants. Of course, his whole loyal fanbase moved with him. Mr "Plz ban me I post anime" is sure a sad man. Cloud's external links
ChannelReviews  Although claiming to be an enemy of ED and LisaNova, Channelreviews has only come to the attention to anyone on three occasions. The first time was during the Miaarose controversy, the second being the time he tried to set The YouTube Yahweh Clan against YouTube Attention whore Trevor Rieger. Finally, finishing off his brief time on YouTube by vlogging about grudge fucking LisaNova. Apparently, he fucked her hard by trying to get the government involved [2]. Currently, CR is running a commercial campaign for some website called ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA on behalf of "the great Tom Serson" ? You can help by pretending to care; or you can just go directly to unfunnypedia and drop CR' entire docs there. 
Link because he's a total pussy and is trying to hide his failures in life His fansChannelReviewsTrivia
comedy.... CR's external links
Communitychannel   Community Channel, is a YouTube page run by an azn attention whore; Natalie. It is thought Natalie picked the user name, in order to become top bitch of the most discussed section. While currently that title is held by Daxflame, most people watch Natalie to enjoy pointless online drama and see a "nobody" in action. Even though users consider most of Natalie's videos moar humorous than Daxflame, Natalie really isn't exactly bringing the so-called community together. In fact, most argue she tore it apart because she could care less about the actual community (which doesn't exist anyway). Nevertheless, she is great at bringing together various online stalkers. Natalie is now a YouTube partner and has posted over 140 videos.[4] She has over a quarter million subscribers and over 11,600,000 channel views.[5] Her videos are Natalie is a nerd who went to the Supanova convention in Sydney in 2009 dressed as a Battlestar Galactica character. Her diminutive height was apparent in the YouTube video she posted about the convention.[6] "Just to answer some FAQs"
Mental illnessNatalie used to be a regular at the psych ward.[7] She suffers from several types of insanity, including OCD and "stress".[8][9] She obsessively washes her hands and lives in fear of germs. Her "fans"disturbing, much ? Related articles CC's external links
Stylidiumlane  StylidiumLane is a fat cunt, and is an embarrassment to the United States of Australia. She is a notable camwhore, and has a long list of video file sharing users she has gone down under IRL. CRIKEY! OH NOES drama! While in most countries, Sammi would be classified as a cougar, her pronounced underbite makes her look more like a bulldog. She is often found trying to wrap her menopausal dried up pussy lips around some unsuspecting prey, and can more accurately be described as a "dugong". In Aussiespeak a "dugong" is native version of dramalama. She often uses her enormous sweaty girth to trap men in hotel rooms and force them into sex acts [ZOMG SAUCE!!!1]. Later her victims are documented to be found erasing their memories via killing brain cells through excessive abuse of drugs, alcohol and the world wide internet hate machines. Samantha is a member of many anti-american groups, and enjoys lurking on ning. She is also notable for sleeping with several different YouTube vloggers, and camwhoring herself at the drop of a cock pic. It should also be noted that Samantha likes to think of her self as some type of force to be reckoned with, often trying to threaten people with claims she will come and kick their ass IRL, forgetting that she is a fat pig and nothing she says matters to anyone. She also had her Grand Canyon of a box posted all over xtube yet when someone simulates masturbation on a hot dog Sammi deems it to be degrading to women
Fuck off. YES PLZResources
RandomDCE An overrated britfag who baaaaws about Transformers and stupid small shit that people make to Cartoons and other fail. He became popular because of his stupid "Handy Dandy Guide" series that he made where he tells companies what they need to do to improve whatever the hell they fucked up.; like the CEO of some company would really take the time out of snorting cocaine out of their receptionasts ass crack and being analy fucked by 100 dollar bills to bother to watch some smarmy britfag complain about something they did. He also has a leigion of underage B& Fanfucks who will launch violent angry attacks DARE YOU SAY ANYTHING NASTY ABOUT RANDOM DCE'S SMARMY BRITFAG GREATNESS; He also is apperantly Buttsexing some other annoying ranter named "Lillylivers"; she could be considered a whore, but she is a /b/tard so kudos to her. Another thing to notice is his endless hypocrisy, while he hate sonic recolors with and endless passion, he has made over 9000 shitty sprite recolors of all his creative original characters. However since they are not SONIC THE HEDGEHOG RECOLORS he will endlessly claim they are original, despite the fact anyone with eyes can see they all his characters share the same body depending if they are fat, furry, female or short. Not to end his unoriginality there but all of his characters are based off other youtube users or are plainfull obviously based off already existing characters.
The BigAl Buttsex ConspiracyIt is no secret that the only reason RandomDCE gained any popularity was by whoring himself out to already successful nobodies such as BigAl2k6 and Cloud8745. But one thing that remains unknown is that if BigAl and RandomDCE are both still having this "Let's mooch off other people's popularity train"; It is also well known that these two have firmly had cocks so far past their lips that they touched balls with their chins; and those cocks range between DarknessTheCurse and everyone else in their pathetic little "Happy Time Go Get Em!" Group. No one knows for sure if they are still doing this; and recruiting more dick suckers; but until any further information is brought forth; we can all rely on the fact that it is always true when the britfag is involved.
His "videos"Don't think about watching his videos, they are the anti-lulz incarnate, he might be responsible for producing a bunch of shitty wannabe trolls who think they are capable of producing lulz. Him bitching about Pokemon.. when everyone knows Pokemon sucked to begin with. Him making fun of some suicide bomber named Azap333 What type of narcissistic closet furry makes a video about his birthday? External LinksRacerXWTFS
    RacerXWTFS (Racerxwtfx or Daina Dawn Vantill codename DEE DEE), replaces Tom Serson because nobody knows who the fuck he is. RacerXWTFS is notable for crying over spilt milk, and future potential for leading the Butthurt Squad into the internets eternal inferno of the permaban. RacerXWTFS is basically what happens when an old man overdoses on LSD and anti-lulz. PLZ ADV, he has contacted the FBI and is serious business. Currently, a crack team of EDiot researchers (whom are currently in shock) are checking into his cross-dressing activities. Intensive research has proven that in fact, Racer is indeed granny tranny Daina Fence Walkeer.
Typical JewTube clip(file under: anti-lulz) 
CONFIRMED: RACERXFTWS IS A FUCKING TRANNY! Call the "Tranny Hotline" to speak to me at (***)***-****
Racer's external links no one cares about
Warren25smash
 Warren25smash is your average Al-Qaeda YouTube recruitment operative. Spitting fire on how the blood of Blair and Bush should be spilled in the streets, how America will crumble under the power of Iran[10], and how smashing planes into skyscrapers is lulzy. Reportedly, he lives in Canada and likes to masturbate to terrorist execution videos found on the Internets. It has also been proven that the few Americans who still approve of George W. Bush only feel this way because they have seen Warren's videos. For all his anti-western zeal, Warren is let down by his privileged upper-middle class upbringing. All the more apparent when he’s trying to get his followers to live in mud huts.
Typical VideoWarren's fans' videos![There’s nothing like practicing what you preach [1]. Informational system, lol.](/Image:WarrenHypocrite.jpg) There’s nothing like practicing what you preach [1]. Informational system, lol. In summary
W's external links
CodyJamesBriscoe / TamagotchikidCody Briscoe is a 14-year-old boy who lives in Lemoore,California that got his video linked to on ED. The video in question was some lame-ass rant on DustinU2uber. He made rants on other videos, but they all Failed . Back when he was a newfag he had a challel called tamagotchikid. If you watch one of his videos you can see movie posters, these posters include Jennifers Body and District 9. Typical Video[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TipB-RhRrp4 Can you say...emo? Codys External LinksShitty Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/CodyJamesBriscoe Old YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/tamagotchikid Trolls found this faggots Myspace!: http://www.myspace.com/codyissomuchcoolerthanyou Related Articles
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