Wallpaper

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Wallpaper is what covers up that ugly teal colour on your computer's desktop. Wallpapers come in JPG, PNG and Vellum. Before the advent of technology, all wallpapers had to be 256 colours and no more than 128x128 pixels large so that they could tile across your screen in a satanic epilepsy-inducing extravaganza. Fortunately we are beyond such things and can now decorate our computer desktops with as much Paris Hilton and horsecock as we wish.

Types of wallpaper

Approximately 101% of all wallpaper falls into the following categories:

1. Shitty animu shoops done by bored 13-year-old DeviantArt whores
2. Porn
3. Unfunny memes
4. Abstract art
5. LARGE BLACK LETTERS ON WHITE BACKGROUND
6. This:

THIS IS YOUR NEW WALLPAPER

More examples

AWESOME This should be everyone's wallpaper or this Shitty 4chan meme wallpaper

Moar awesome Gay awesome Awesome borealis wallpaper Awesome in space Awesome in videogames FFFFFFFFFFFF lolz V for Vendetta (or Anon if you have a powerful imagination) Team Fortress 2 From that one Coke commercial Oh lawd The memes never end A wallpaper is fine too

See also

• Desktop
• Wallpaper Dude
• 4scrape