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Wajas is a virtual pet site that allows furry 16-year-old girls (and an alarming amount of grown men & women) to make their fursona into a for-realz internet picture by breeding Pixel dogs. The site is run by Estuko, a kawaii and desu furfag who cleverly misspelled Etsuko.

(Protip: call them "wolves" or "dogs.")

Average wajas user oozing with sparkledog lust

You know it's true.

What people do there

Breeding!

This was so worth $20.

People spend lots of time planning out intricate designs for their Wajas and breed them. In fact, it's SRS BSNS to have a nice Waja (or at least 100) and God help you if you copy someone else's creative design!

Sadly, higher generations (like, the third generation) are absolutely worthless pieces of shit. These cast-offs are sent to newbies as gifts in the hopes that said newbies will be too retarded to understand the slight. Due to the nature of person this site attracts, this tactic is normally successful.

Only sixty dollars before dyes?

Because the admin planned the site out so well, the only sustainable method of making on-site currency is by selling second generation Waja pups. How do you do this? By buying first-generation customs for twenty US dollars or more. The "rare" breeds sell for fifty to eighty dollars. From there you need to buy dyes (the ones that actually make Wajas that sell are worth at least 18 dollars each) to paint the Wajas pretty colors and offer free blowjobs with purchase, otherwise they'll never sell.

Thousands of these "custom wajas" exist, despite the fact they're all the same crappy recolored lineart. A conservative estimate puts the number of customs at 20,000. Even if all of these designs were made in the cheapest way possible, Wajas.com has made over $650,000 in its three years of life (For a breakdown of profits: see here) and this does not even include the items, upgrades, or user services bought through Wajas.

So, in order to win the game, never breed after the third generation, and keep buying those customs. Since no sensible person would pay $30 once for shitty lineart, scientists remain baffled as to why these dumbfucks would pay it over and over again.

The Breeds

$20-$30: Normal, Egyptian, Corsie, Fire, Tempest. All these are ugly and worthless with about 50 billion in existence.
Customs made from other customs: Plushie, African, Water. Retards constantly BAWW that they don't know how to make these as they don't come from tokens.
$50-$60 or more: Earth, Divine and Bane (which apparently makes little girls cry because it's "too scary"). Too expensive--nobody buys them. All are "special releases" sold when Estu has wasted all money on buttsex again and needs more cash to run the site. Protips: Divines are only sold July 3rd and cost more than a hooker.
Not sold for cash: Aerial. More worthless than the $20-30 ones as they were given out free when the site exploded. They were later released for in-game money, making them even more numerous while simultaneously destroying the in-game economy a little bit more. People still try selling them for cash.

The wajas

Best anatomy ever.

‎‎Thinspiration dog.

Prime choice of otakus.

Narutard favorite

Make Your Fursona!

$80 Fursona art

Remember what we said about blowing $20 on a pixel dog? Well, not only can you waste mommy and daddy's hard earned cash, you can make it look just like your fursona and go roleplay in a clone of Blackblood Alliance and Naruto in the Wajas forums! Don't forget those expensive dyes and poorly-drawn items that cost $20 or more a piece to make your Fursona unique (just like everyone else's)! They are a MUST HAVE.

Oh, but the price of admission is so worth it once you get to play! Only in Wajas forums can you see such great writing as this:

Deadpool pouted as the two wolfs poofed away, and decides to sit in a corner again and go back to playing with his sock puppet.

azibo sneezed again and a piller was rise under deathpool.

It's almost as great as My Immortal!

Get Into Giveaways!

GenRe- a giving thread where nothing happens.

Countless threads exist just to give shit away. These threads usually take the form of "give a waja to the person above you" or "make a wish" threads in which people can "wish" (read: beg) for rare and expensive items.

Most of the "give an item" threads are filled by a bunch of assholes jerking themselves off by passing around cheap items and BAAAWWing about how bad their lives are. Members are often accused of taking more than they give. This results in a bout of drama in which fingers are pointed in every direction and the accused threatens to LEAVE TEH THREAD FOREVERZ.

Buy Shit!

Once you've taken over Wajas by spending lots of daddy's money on faildogs, there's not much else to do but create more faildogs and become agonizingly rich. But wait! You can collect non-customizable pixels, too!

On a site of 130,000 accounts, sometimes the great idea to release a very limited item comes around. Having at least 100 pixels worth $200 or more in your account is the only way to win the game. It's even better if you can buy 15 out of 20 of a single item on the game, and then get frozen. This ruins the game for everyone and means that no one can ever be happy.

Get B& and go BAWW

Even talking about locked threads gets you locked.

Wajas mods love coming up with new unwritten laws. Typically, rules are added on a whim after great butthurt, nobody is told about these new rules, and breaking said rules results in permaban. Eventually the rules are added to the TOS without telling anyone because "they were always there, guys." When people call them on their bullshit, the mods usually bend the rules to make what they said stick.

Sadly, usually these unwritten rules nail old, non-troll members while trolls go under the radar.

Example Rules:

Don't talk about the ban-fest! - Talking about the ban-fest results in thread-locking and possible B&
Don't talk about ban-fest victims - If they can't be there to "defend themselves" you can't talk about them.
Talking about anyone who is on the site and can "defend themselves" is "targeting" and results in B& - The retarded and self-important mods feel that any talking about someone that does not involve massive buttsex for themselves and their wajas is WRONG and EVIL. BAWWW!!

Many players will try to create nostalgic threads to reminisce about banned members like old friends, especially the ones with lots of Money/items. In reality, most users just want to beg for their "totally legitimate" pixel-shit.

Banning Victims

Ken - Unknown why he was permab&, as he responds with "lol I'unno" and mods aren't allowed to even pantomime why. Rumors suggest that he was the hacker of Daisy's account. Hearsay backs this up, suggesting that he even did this before, on Aramii. Why else would he sell $30 tokens at $20, a $10 loss, when he uses them regularly himself?
Rayven - Banned for sharing a sales account with her friend. Wtf?
Iggy/God - Accepted a shady trade of rare items from a user named Kitty, who stole a lot of money several items from Daisy. We would like to know who Kitty really is, so that we might kiss his/her feet in admiration (come on, Ken, stop being a pussy and own up to it).
Drythn - After making snarky comments towards Estuko, this person was the first to receive the temp forum banhammer from the lovely lady herself. It's hardly surprising that, less than ten hours later, this particular user found themselves out in the cold with the icy stamp of perma-banned on their account.

Draaaammaaa...

Wajas is a few hundred furries shoved in a box with expensive fake dogs to fight over. How could Drama NOT happen?

Along with the drama, Wajas also has plenty of butt-kissing, usually accompanying every update or bawww-sesson. After a loud, obnoxious user has the sudden urge to compare the staff to Hitler, he will then promptly rush over to tell the staff how much he loves them in hopes that they won't freeze his ass after being butthurt. This never ending cycle creates plenty of fodder for more draaaammaaa than is necessary.

Some of the more famous drama incidents that users STILL bitch and moan about:

August 2007 - lm27 and the Sinking of the Titanic

Protip: Ask if anyone knows LadyMarie27 in the forums!

In August of 2007, Wajas was taken briefly offline with the promise of a new layout and some simple updates after a day or two. When the site finally returned, it had a disgusting purple layout and all the features were gone except for the forum. Due to CAREFUL SITE PLANNING, a virus by the name of

LadyMarie27 - Later dubbed as LM27, had "decimated" the site.

The hunt to fix this so-called virus only ruined the site more. What better way to calm the raging waja users then to let the users have the forums, but not the rest of the site! The longer the downtime lasted, the worse the constant BAWWing got. Old users who had donated hundreds of dollars to the site left in droves. Even IRL money donation was down, so Estu wasn't making any money off her cash cow.

Important game features, such as the ability to breed Wajas, finally returned in December after four months of downtime with the site having more bugs than a hobo's crotch. The bugs still have not been fixed and the site breaks down and goes into a downtime every few months.

2007 - The Attack of the OWF

AKA Satan. The Obsessed Waja Fan was an NPC who bought ugly and worthless wajas. The more undesirable your waja was, the more the OWF would pay for it. People online when the OWF was introduced made billions overnight by buying up all the dirt cheap wajas and selling them to the OWF.

The OWF was eventually taken offline, after countless furries, upset by the profits they lost out on when their wajas were bought and sold to the OWF, presented reasonable arguments about how inhumane it was to sell virtual dogs to an NPC.

As of August 2009 the site has changed the retire function to pay $5,000 WC upon retirement. This is like a mellowed down version of the OWF and makes retiring almost as useless as it was in the first place.

November 2008 - The Great Downtime (Number 452)

Wajas was transferred from the hands of semi-competent coder Rykos to a paid group of "professional" coders. These coders are so well-trained that in moving the site to its new server they break the website. They successfully lost two weeks of data including all user information, items and Wajas that they had to roll back to the last back up Estuko had made. You'd think there would be a daily backup? But nope, trust Estuko to fuck it all up as usual.

Being business savvy, Estuko decides to create a special piece of shitty breed called the Aerial to give out to each person for free as bribery to stay. Some users promptly made OVER 1000 accounts to get as many Aerials as possible, which is why the breed is virtually worthless. She even cut down the time it takes for female wajas to pop out babies - from five days, to two hours! This ploy didn't work, however as many users rushed over to what appeared to be greener pastures on rival sites.

March 27, 2009 - OMG, ads!

Wajas has major scalability issues caused by things like the stupid decision to permanently save all images as .pngs (even retired wajas - aka, the shitty and abandoned - still have images!), and never clearing out any forum posts, mail, or notifications... ever. The reaction of the admin? Fix the things chewing up server space and bandwidth?

Nope... "OMG- we need moar servers! Add Google Ads to make moar money as we blew all the past cash on buttsex! Put a limit on breeding wajas! Beg for the users to actually spend MOAR money on this site!" Hilarity Ensued.

July 22, 2009 - Uglier puppies time!

The same as before...

In what many Wajas players consider to be the good old days, the colors of puppies were the exact average of the colors of the parents. One day, however, Estuko decided that this was too boring and demanded that the coders change it. Suddenly, the color of your puppy could be any hue between the two parents, or even identical to one parent! The Wajas players collectively shat bricks and proceeded to whine all over the forums about how their precious Wajas had been ruined. If your $30 red dog doesn't make the exact tone of puke orange with your $30 yellow dog, it's USELESS and should be shot.

Protip: If you bawww about how "ugly" and "ruined" your pups are by any change to the breeding system, they're guaranteed to sell to the highest kiss-ass offer.

July 23, 2009 - UPDATE

Within a day Estuko had already caved and is trying to back out of her fuck up from the day before. All the kiddies screamed and hollered all night long on how Estuko shouldn't be making edits without their approval and, once again, she proves that they are right.

She hopes that after reprogramming the breeding script to fit everyone's needs and desires that they'll be back to wanting to suck her cock. The problem is that she's too stupid to know how to fix it in order to have everyone agree on things again. In the meantime, she handed out free items that are expensive and rare on the site in order to try to prevent a riot.

To this day she hasn't understood the most obvious fix- Change the fail-script back!

October 5, 2009 - Failcoders

The "coders" added a new game, which, surprise surprise, has a very nasty and obvious exploit.

After bringing it to the attention of one of the "coders" they responded as follows:

PREVIOUS MESSAGES (first to last) AKA- HOW TO PISS OFF SITE STAFF AND GET FROZEN

October 7, 2009 - Update

professional coders!

Even after messaging back and forth with the owner, Estuko, and messages to some of the other "coders" the flaw is still there and no one seems to care. The game was updated but the bug was still there. Silence from the admin and from the coders as to why such an easy to spot and abuse flaw is still in the game. Most likely it's because the retards couldn't find the error.

The player that gave the information to both the admin, coders, and a mod was BANNED. Even after sending the money they got from the glitch (100,000,000,000 WC) back to the admin! Then again, it could just be that the player was being a total douche and that's why he got frozen.

The Mods

If you can't read area titles, this section is Staff ONLY! It's obvious the site is full of drama whores and retards already so we don't need a list of users.

This rule has totally always been there.

Painty - Once a mod, Painty gave out her password over the forums and quit, then BAWWEd about losing everything she's paid for. Both she and her child are retarded. She was the first (and only) mod to date to get iced. Following that event, she disappeared into the murky depths of hell to get a bunch of people to bawww for her in the name of righteousness. They were all retarded, too. Also a zoophile, Painty purchased a mini-stallion "for her son". Uh huh.

Rapture - An Almighty Moderator, once known as Rupture. A major bitch who actually got demodded for bitchiness. People rejoiced, but as soon as the site suffered another downtime, Rapture had sucked Estuko's dick enough to get her power back. Ruptard enjoys making shit up to get people she doesn't like banned.

SPECIAL MANTION: Celt

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Who can blame him?	Celt complains about people who complain in theri journals, followed by ...	She could learn alot from Deviantart.

Links:

Lives in Taneytown, Maryland
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AIM - straponwings
Her first ED vandal account
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Wajas Clones

Something so lucrative as this piece of shit has imitators, of course. Here's a partial list...

Not like Wajas at all!

Only $50 to own the first of these?! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

Only $25 before wings, accessories, and background!!

Celt's completely original artwork for her site, Nisoulce

methcat- Pocket Puma Pets' unfunny lolcat.

Wooly Hooves- The "Wooly Hooves invincible Llama Sim". That sentence makes my head hurt... the fact that a custom llama costs you $30+ AND can die of old age does not help. There's also a shitty RPG geared at 4-year-olds here on which full-grown adults waste countless hours training Water Llamas. Almost as much Drama as Wajas.
Tygras- Using Snow Leopards and Bobcats doesn't make this like Wajas at all! Full of art fags who will BAWW if you criticize their art. As of May 2009, this site has gained a major influx of ex-Waja players trying to hoist their Waja items off for 1/2 price if you purchase with Tygras currency.
Squffies- What if the art on Wajas sucked even harder, but the site wasn't run by retards? You'd get this. Surprisingly low on Lulz due to competent management.
Ryth- HOLYSHIT GRYPHONZ!!11!11 This is the infant stage of a new breeding site. Note the epic graphics and the irresistible offer for you to purchase an "alpha account" for the low, low price of $50. Spending 30 seconds to register on the forum is almost worth it to read the owner's sad tale of being kicked out by her fiance. But don't worry! Ryth will survive and open to the public in 2010!!
Aramii -- Breed your Whale-thing to your flying wolf and try to produce Dragons. It's wajas for people who are even higher!
Furry-Paws- Brought to you by the people who made Wooly Hooves; breed boringly "realistic", poorly-drawn dogs that age and die that you paid REAL life cash to buy! Comes with realistic dog shit!
Canis Novus - A dog show sim similar to Furry-Paws, except in order to join you have to file an application. Per their Terms of Service, members are required to have no life whatsoever, else they will face having their account banned or deleted by the admins.
Nisoulce- Run by Celt, and yet another site trying to get you to pay $40 for an "alpha account." Once upon a time, the furfags could look forward to art from BJ, who gives all the furries hard-ons. Sadly, the admin decided she would rather do it herself, which caused lulz when someone tried to inform her that her failart failed.
Howrse - Pay real-life money for poorly-shaded horses that all look the same in this rather bland stable/training/breeding game.
Horse Isle - Same as Howrse, only with an included RPG with really shitty drawings made by a 5-year old in paint. At least some of the money goes to a good cause... Awwww...
The Dragon Empire - Pay $25-$50 for custom dragons on a site with major design flaws that make it nearly impossible to navigate.
'Pocket Puma Pets - Large cat breeding site still in Beta. So secretive nobody knows nothing at all. Might possibly just be a red herring.
Khimeros - Emerging multi-breed breedable pet site with unnecessarily expensive line art by the Deviantartlet known as Hibbary.
Mweor - A game made by retards who can't spell "Meow" featuring flaming cats.
Ponyisland - Pay real money or GTFO! It features include a wonderful staff who have been known to display porno in their galleries. Even better, Sparkleponies! The admin pay their artists in rocks and horde all the profit from their overpriced bullshit.
Ponystars - Like Ponyisland, but with the added fun of plagiarism and the French.
Rainlands - EPIC upcoming SIM with, what else - Sparkledinos! Coded by the Almighty God Rykos, the egotistical coder of Waja's past. And remember, kids, it's only $50 for an invite!
DaRk ShAdOwS AdOpTaBlEs- A site run by a 16-year old girl otherkin Mary Sue. The Forums features a chat that is cloned onto every single page and poorly moderated--perfect for trolling! And, yes, they capitalize the name that way on the site.
Digis - A site full of ... things and snobby users. You are expected to RP with the other users, because there is nothing else to do. But hey, a custom is only $50 for a recolor of the same exact lineart!
Rigganmore - Created by Kayaesha (aka Mortain) this shitty knockoff is still in development, and has been for two years now. The original coder was fired because he was in league with Pedobear to deliver the delicious Loli that would come with the site. For only $30, you too can secure your low account number and elitist title!
Gryffs - An invite-only pet site populated by the biggest drama whores of wajas with an all-star member list including Nessi, Nassire, Celt, Piper Redfern and at least 100 moar! Claims to be a "battle" site but has a retarded one-click fight system that counters this claim. Join it here.
Feralis - A "wolf" sim owned by Estuko. Or rather, it was originally a Wolf sim (and it originally wasn't shit), until Estuko got her grubby paws on it. In complete and utter nazi fashion, she is ripping out all originality and replacing it with fantasy-girly shit. Estuko has admitted her only goal in this is to leech on Feralis' previous popularity, despite the fact that her cash-cow Wajas has plenty popularity on its own. She is also insisting that Feralis be more "mature" (by making it age 16+ and only allowing membership via invitation). She is completely screwing previous members who paid to have accounts by starting the site from 'scratch' and deleting all player information. Despite promising she'd only be changing Feralis art, it is very apparent that's a completely and utter lie. Many members are unhappy with this turn of events and are throwing shit fits.

Protip: If you actually plan on blowing your allowance on Wajas, some of these sites are invaluable! Sign up to Tygras, Gryffs and/or Aramii and donate there. Often you can trade $1 in their site currency for $2 in Wajas currency as people flee the shitfest for other shitfests. Too bad Estuko won't get any profit from this method. Aww.

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