WTFchan
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| Foundation | May 12, 2007 |
| Major Boards | /b/, /wtf/, /i/, /jb/ |
| Epic Wins | Heather, HackThisSite |
| Website | wtfchan.org |
WTFchan.org, run by a collective of /b/tards and hackers, exiles from Hack This Site who have a reputation of being especially stupid, and some other faggot, is known for having some specialized scary boards with pretty graphic shit. Famous for exploiting the 14 year old camwhore known as "Heather" and making her rub tomatoes, hot sauce, bread and cottage cheese on her budding nipples.
One of the more notable staff members, known online as wired, who has a real name of the Pokémon master Brock and is 20 years of age, has recently received word from a reliable source that he may soon be v&. In spite of this, he continues to harass and exploit camwhore. He is openly in love with pacifico, or Joe, a 16 year old NAMBLA member and fag who takes shits while visible on stickam. These two have had a long relationship over the past 6 years, and even corresponded once while the younger one was in a juvenile drug rehabilitation facility called Sorenson's Ranch. This pacifico is a PHP whore, while wired is a perl whore, even though C is the superior programming language. Recently, a sandnigger known only by his online alias of [ne0] and his third middle name of Osama (though all of the sandniggers have this name in common, hell even kussik the other netcollect user has it) has created a video, which he used his Jew and Mexican hating powers to see into the future to wired's van pickup appointment.
Pacifico is known amongst wtfchan and netcollect users alike as the de facto harbinger of v&. There is currently an active betting pool concerning the exact date at which the partyvan will arrive at his doorstep. Despite his vehement denials, Pacifico is a 16 year old kid who will do nearly anything on camera when assured that lulz will ensue, because of his addiction to said 4chan. This includes, though is not limited to: shoving plungers up his ass, drinking rubbing alcohol, showing his hairy Jew ass when conversation begins to become dull, performing sexual acts on stuffed Pokemon, making jenkem on camera, finding things that look like marijuana in his moms herb garden and passing them off as 'the chronic shit', vomiting everywhere, and asking his dad for moar pizza plz.
Another one of the more reasonable staff members who has a fag name is known online as xtrecate because of his typo of a common English word. This is a breathing bottle of vodka who hangs out with kids on IRC for the lulz. He is known to be constantly drunk and high on crystal meth amphetamine (d-methamphetamine) that he obtains legally though a prescription which he obtained while purchasing cheap vodka from an alley in downtown Miami. He is also known for long and intricate insults that personally offend others on a serious chatroom.
| — pacifico on the anatomical differences between men and women |
| — the liar pedo himself |
| —14 year old cam whore |
| —heather recounting her best memories |
| —straus on wired's dangerous glue habit |
| — From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes |
See Also
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WTFchan is part of a series on *chan |
| Visit the Chans Portal for complete coverage. |
