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Wikimedia Foundation

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Wikimedia Foundation

مؤسسة ويكيميديا

Operational 2003-present
Address 39 Stillman St
San Francisco, California, 94103
Led by Jimbo Wales, Florence Devouard, Erik Möller
Active region(s) Internet

Global

Ideology Open source, The Internet is serious business
Status Fraudulent charity
Website wikimediafoundation.org

The Wikimedia Foundation, Inc. is a supposedly non-profit charity located at 39 Stillman Street, San Francisco, CA 94107 (Can't oversight this! [1]), but is in fact a criminal front organization for a global terrorist conspiracy rivaling Al-Qaeda, Scientology, and the Illuminati. Although it is physically located in Cali, it is chartered under the laws of Florida for the purpose of tax fraud.

According to the Internet Watch Foundation, the WMF has waged a campaign of terror across Web 2.0. Its leader, the outlaw war Jimmy Wales, known to his fanatical followers as "Jimbo," have defrauded gullible donators for millions of dollars under the guise of helping a mysterious and likely fake "child in Africa."

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Overview

WMF's offices, waiting to be attacked by fanatical members of the Wikipedia Review.
WMF's offices, waiting to be attacked by fanatical members of the Wikipedia Review.

As shown below, WMF (moar like WTF, amirite?) is the mother of everything related to Jimbo Wales' cash cows and laundromats spawning a number of tentacles, such as:

  • Wikimedia Commons: where wikipedos keep all the multimedia files they have stolen from the internets throughout the years, which they call "free content" material.
  • Wikiversity: Jimbo's attempt to infest academia.
  • Wikinews: just like Faux News.
  • Wikibooks: allegedly a collection of free textbooks, available under the GFDL license. Wikibooks includes Wikijunior.
  • Uncyclopedia: the magnum opus of boredom, stupidity and everything unfunny.
  • And other shit.

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FAQ on WMF

  • What is the mission of the Foundation ?

The mission of the WMF is to empower Jimbo Wales and his henchmen (particularly the Wikipedia Jews and oddly the Mormons), by collecting carefully chosen information under a free content license, and to disseminate it globally, according to the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

  • Is WMF a charity?

Oh noes.

  • Which projects do they support?

Jimbo Wales' washing machine [2].

Role-playing games

General racketeering

  • Where does the money come from?

Through donations of retarded philanthropists, who have no clue that Jimbo spends their money on whores and wine. [3] Oh, and also from, er, "private benefactors". [4]

  • Does WMF have audited financial statements?

No.

Board of Trustees

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