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Travis and Matt: YouTube trolls
Travis and Matt: YouTube trolls

VoicEverything, or Travis and his beta male follower Matt, are a couple of YouTube trolls and attention whores who recently drew the attention of Anonymous with their video "voicEverything Attacks Anonymous and Encyclopedia Dramatica". The video was a troll engineered to appear as a rant from two indignant and oblivious wannabe "news" reporters who basically regurgitated Fox News talking points gleaned from the infamous Fox News report.

Quotes from their video

 
 
This is the why people around the globe think Americans are stupid. This makes us look stupid.
 

 

—Matt, looking stupid for not understanding satire

 
 
What is chaos? It's nothing!
 

 

—Matt, speaking about Anonymous

 
 
[On Jews Doing WTC]... Obviously you are afraid. Obviously you know it's not true. That's why you hide behind a mask, because you can't defend it.
 

 

—Matt

 
 
That's the biggest thing, lies. False lies.
 

 

—Matt, stating the obvious


Travis speaking on the evils of the internet
Travis speaking on the evils of the internet


Their video on Anonymous and Encyclopedia Dramatica

(Needs mirror)

Wobblebottom Responds





 
 
It's Called ShadenFrooda !!! its some german word or something and it's fucking funny
 

 

Wobblebottom - explaining the concept of "loools"
(its a short "u") while mispronouncing schadenfreude



The All-Important Aftermath

As many speculated their video and subsequent slander of Anonymous was just a pathetic troll attempt and days later this was confirmed in their follow up video wherein they claimed to have done it for the lulz.
In the follow-up they stated the following:

  • "VoicEverything" was intended as a news-oriented show they've been trying to get off the ground for months but couldn't get any views.
  • They attempted to apologize to ED and Anon for their troll.
  • That they had chosen the controversial nature of their approach purely to get hits and buzz.
The "Bottom Line"

They claimed to have done it "for the lulz," but they openly admitted in the same follow-up video that their ulterior motive was purely to attract attention and make a name for themselves in their attempt to gain notability on Youtube. Thus, 5 days after their initial video was posted (Dec. 16th) they had revealed it to be merely a ruse to gain subs and views, proving what most Anon had initially concluded - that they were simply 2 desperate morons who would do anything for E-fame... a trait common to most YouTubers.
Travis and Matt's whereabouts are currently unknown. They recently closed their YouTube account, partly as a result of the excessive counter-trolling they suffered, but mostly from the realization that no one gave a shit about their web-based "show." Wherever they are or whatever they're doing it most likely includes more shameless self promotion and other misguided attempts to hit it big on teh internets.


 
 
We had to get buzz somewhere...
 

 

—Matt, The self admitted attention whores come clean

Trivia

Travis showing Matt his "bottom line"
Travis showing Matt his "bottom line"
  • Some believe that, in fact, they only claimed they were trolling in their follow up video to mask their immense initial failures and save face. This is still unconfirmed.
  • Just like FOX news, these two are incorrectly citing sources. There is no ED page on African Americans, or this bleep bullshit. There is a page on niggers, though.
  • Are fighting false lies, which are "just not American."
  • Do not believe Jews Did WTC.
  • "Retarded" is perfectly appropriate for describing things you don't like.
  • "American" is a word that stands for all that is good.


External Links

Travis and Matt's attempt at humour in one of their follow-up videos, they exchange Christmas Gifts: Curtains and a Dog - "We're Protected"
Travis and Matt's attempt at humour in one of their follow-up videos, they exchange Christmas Gifts: Curtains and a Dog - "We're Protected"

See Also


SATIRE


AND THAT'S THE "BOTTOM LINE"



Image:Little Troll.gif VoicEverything is part of a series on Trolls.




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