Virgin
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Untouched and pure, as in "virgin snow." Virgins are new to an IRC channel or a given community. When virgins innocently violate unspoken rules of netiquette, those experienced with the internets flame them into a smoking pile of greasy ashes, much like the NRA encountering Bambi. Because of their boorish behavior, virgins can appear to be trolls. However, trolls are consciously obnoxious for the lulz while virgins have no idea they are idiots. Savvy trolls will often create a sock puppet who pretends to be a virgin.
[edit] Sexual Virginity
According to a survey of 13-year-old boys, girls fall into three categories: virgins, sluts, and mothers. According to a survey of 16-year-old girls, females remain virgin as long as they only fuck Jesus and/or only take it in the ass. History demonstrates that most all girls are not virgins (unless they're under 10, you pedo). Much to their regret, most 13-year-old boys are. See also: Technical virgin. Usually virgins' pussies smell great.
[edit] Virgins Who Want To Stay That Way
Oddly, some virgins wish to continue their useless state of frustrated abstinence.
- Modest Girls
- Sample Entry: "I love Jesus. He's my lover and lives inside of my temple...so I don't need to show it off." (Note: An excellent source of what.)
- Iron Hymen
- You don't have to be a slut! Instead, you can live a bone-dry life that is bereft of disgusting penis snot that will try to cry its way up your uterus. Yes, you too can be a virgin for the rest of your life!
- Platonic Love
- Sample Entry: "Weezer lead singer Rivers Cuomo is continuing his celibacy past his self-declared deadline. 'Abstinence doesn't require as much self-discipline anymoar,' he says. 'We never had any serious groupies, anyway. Our generation got screwed.'
- Everyone on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
- I suck cocks.
- Anne Coulter
- thepeaguy!!!
[edit] Want To Be Less Virginal
- Bitter And Horny
- Sample Entry: "Is being a whore really so bad? I'm starting to think not."
[edit] Want To Be More Virginal
[edit] Facts about Virgins
- Not much is know about virgins although they are separate from the community. You can find virgins normally located in and or near Virginia
[edit] Gallery Of Virgins
 It is sad, but you can tell for sure that some kids will be virgins their entire lives |
 Typical Permavirgin you remember from High School while skimming through the yearbook... |
 A virgin. |
 Chevelle...never been fucked. |
 Will die sad and alone, still dreaming of JetBlackFreedomFighter. |
 "Thank you Internet! Once again, my virginity is safe!" |
 You can tell if someone is a virgin just by looking at them. |
 Just Give It To Me Bitch(Common Virgin Screaming For SEX) |
 A typical permavirgin. |
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 Crapoartworks, a permavirgin |
 Some MILF's are virgins. Honest. |
 Girl slime -- Possibly one of the most dangerous substances known to virgin man |
 Some virgins lie to themselves, and try WAY 2 hard |
 Others wouldn't be virgins if they didn't give up religion |
 lol |
 His MySpace says he's 32 and drives a Porche |
 There may be hope yet, girl. Keep that chin up. Oh wait... |
 Bet on it |
 the cream of the crop! |
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[edit] PermaVirgin
PermaVirgin is an incurable affliction caused by the horrible virus known as "Nice Guy Syndrome". These boys are caught in a downward spiral that keeps them virgins forever, no matter how hard they try or how desperate they get. Part of this downward spiral is them doing exactly what women tell them they want, being a yes man, and buying gifts for her, which, unless they're a dominatrix, triggers the woman's "Don't Fuck" instinct (any real man knows that the key to getting laid is doing the exact opposite of what a woman says she wants, being an asshole to them). PermaVirgin is also known and best described as the Friend Zone. It can also be, and is more commonly caused by internets disease.
The King of PermaVirgins
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[edit] Famous Virgins
- This pathetic fuck.
- Uncyclopedia
- Mandy Moore
- Virgin Mary
- All of these guys
- All of 4chan
- Des Gregor
- Ann Coulter
- DJRaziel
- Every World of Warcraft Player
- GreenReaper
- Kraken's ghost
- Gothreaper1
- GoddessMillenia
- Raptor Jesus
- Morrissey
- Jonas Brothers
- SlimVirgin
- Summoner Yuna
- VegetaWorshipper
- Riders of the Virginmobile
- You
- LittleCloud
- Gerard Way
- Bradford Cox
- Chris-chan
- Jason Aula
- Wikipedia
- Thepeaguy
- Snevelin
[edit] Famous non-virgins
- Encyclopedia Dramatica
- Ithidet
- Captain Falcon
- Dorian Thorn, who lost his virginity to food.
- PCBIZNUSS
- non-virgins is pretty cool guy
- Gaston
- Dr.steel
- Your mom
- [[1]]
- Jesus
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