Victory Goddess
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Victory_Goddess is a mentally insane hamster residing on Livejournal who has recently developed her e-fame by being a fucking pig toward Meele, with a cruel and evil joke about her cats. The Internet_lawyer who is the father of Meele's friend's cat is on her tail and Legal_action is promised, which forced Victory_Goddess to hide in an underground bunker laugh.
A regular tea drinker, she claims to be "your average beach blonde, sun baked Southern California girl," but her Internet Stalkers say she's a 52 year old Tom Jones fan from Calgary.
She is a personal friend of God, and in her spare time she likes to cook artichokes.
The Dirt
At the tender age of 21 Victory_Goddess had a baby named Rosetta. Tragically she was forced to give her up for adoption when her papa, Juan Jesus, was arrested after his low rider gang was busted for passing fake food stamps.
She now bags groceries at Stater Bros during the day, while her alter-ego Holly works in the sex industry at night. Her best clients are horny Neo-cons she meets over the Internets, camwhoring herself with pictures of pin-up girls. Nevertheless she is rumored to be one hawt babe IRL, according to the Neo-cons who swoon over her in their private communities.
Victory Goddess has recently been proclaimed the Anti-Christ by a group of pro-ana teenagers, and a mentally insane hamster by Meele's doppelganger blog.
