Verynicelady

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verynicelady

PROTIP: verynicelady will show you her boobs if you make her an animated avatar

verynicelady is a camwhore and a grandmother, quite the combinations of careers. She appeared on Facepunch studios last Thursday and has since been the source of many lulz. She spends all the time lurking in threads where she can post pictures of herself in the hope of one day getting the loving attention she deserves, and relishing in the thought of hundreds of spotty teens jerking off to her. Noone does, because she looks like a leather sack. She seems to operate under the belief that she is funny, cute, and young, despite the fact she is none of the above.

Very Nice Pwning

Eventually, the users of Facepunch became tired of her ways, and in one fell swoop, managed to dish out an appropriate amount of awesome to make the wrinkly bitch cry itself to sleep. This day was a fine day on Facepunch, as it was the first time that a moderator stepped in to help dole out the lulz in poetry form.

A moderator weaves the event to a beautiful sonnet.

Attention for a withering flower,

slowly descending into old age on the outside but still feeling hopelessly young inside,

slowly being defeated by the power of time and nature,

poetically sentenced to unavoidable justice