Very proud to be an asian

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If you don't salute with Haruhi you are a jealous, fatty American who dreams that they were Asian.

Very Proud to Be an Asian, more accurately described as Proud Azn Fag, is one of many aliases of an Azn fag who is butthurt because he doesn’t have a lovely Azn girlfriend. He believes that he will finally be able to find himself a lovely Azn girlfriend by posting about how jealous Americans are that they cannot hope to accurately cosplay as animu characters, even though most, if not all animu characters have eyes the size of dinner plates and his ideal Azn girls have chink eyes.

1 The Azn Führer
- 1.1 A Proud Azn Fag By Any Other Name
2 The Azn Reich
- 2.1 Azn Reich Propaganda
3 The Final Solution to the American Question
4 External Links

[edit] The Azn Führer

Proud Azn Fag is butthurt that this "lovely" Azn girl rejected him.

Proud Azn Fag's Cosplay.com profile reveals that he is Indonesian, but he continues to post about how great Japan is, despite the fact that the Indonesians and any other Azn who wasn’t Japanese were like the Jews to the Japanese when they decided they were going to take over the world. It is doubtful that he is even Indonesian and he is most likely just an American dreamer who wishes he was Asian. Further proof that Proud Azn Fag is not Azn but a Wapanese with an Asian fetish is in his username(s), which will usually include the words "Proud" and "Asian" (as well as "another" if he has been previously banned by whatever forum he is posting in), often accompanied by another word that implies that he has a penis (such as boy, male, or man), but this is proof that Proud "Azn" Fag is actually not Azn at all because everyone knows that real Azn men don't have pen0rz.

There are, however, several other warning signs to look for to ascertain that the Angry Asian Man you are dealing with is, in fact, Proud Azn Fag besides his username. First, and foremost, is his signature. His signature may or may not include him claiming that he is a proud Azn but it will almost always include a link to the official homepage of the Azn Reich, and it is obvious that he is the webmaster of the site, because that is the only acceptable excuse for a website to be that shitty. He is also butthurt because he fails as a troll. Most trolls at least come up with some new material when they post, no matter how unfunny it is, but Proud Azn Fag posts the same topics, responses, and pictures in every board he visits. He especially loves to post pictures of Azn cosplay girls who rejected him because there is no way that Proud Azn Fag can hide the fact that he is actually an 80-year-old Chinese man in panties with his constant postings of how "lovely" Azn girls are. Proud Azn Fag also cannot read Japanese despite the fact that being able to understand your native language is a requirement to qualify as Azn. He will tell you that he cannot read Japanese because his computer does not support the Japanese language, so be sure that you post your Japanese text as an image, and make sure that it's not written in romaji because otherwise that would be the English language being jealous just wishing it was an Azn language.

This is how you write Proud Azn Fag in Chinese. But, of course, he can't read it because his computer conveniently doesn't support Azn languages even though he supposedly lives in Aza, the land of animu.

Anyone who attempts to argue with the Führer will be jailed in one of his many troll prisons [1][2][3].

[edit] A Proud Azn Fag By Any Other Name

All of these names translate into "PROUD AZN FAG". Once these names have been sighted be prepared for lulz at all times.

Proud Asian Kid
Proud Asian Boy
Proud Asian Male
Proud Asian Men
Asian Hero
Another Proud Asian Kid
Another Proud Asian Male
Another Proud Asian Man
Another Proud Asian Men
Another Proud Asian Guy
Another Proud Asian

[edit] The Azn Reich

The racial policy of the Azn Reich does not include anyone who is not full-blooded Azn, but it does include Azns from the Middle East, Pakistan, and India, even though people from these regions do not qualify as Azn according to Azns. If you are a quarter- or even half-Azn you are actually just a jealous American troll who dreams that they could be Azn.
All animu characters are Azn even if their official profile says otherwise or if the series takes place in a country that is not located in Aza. This is because Azns are the equivalent to God in the Azn Reich and their animu characters have been created in their likeness.
Because all animu characters are Azn that means that only Azns will be able to accurately cosplay as them. Animu characters not only have the same facial structure as Azns but they also have the same “slender” body shape, too, which means that anyone who isn’t Asian will never be able to have an accurate cosplay because everyone who isn’t Azn is a jealous American and everyone knows that all Americans are fatties.
If you are not full-blooded Azn or if you are, and disagree with the undeniable truth spoken by the Führer, and are using an Azn screenname then you had better stop using it.
Anyone who disagrees with the Führer is a jealous American dreamer troll, even if you are a full-blooded Azn living in Aza, because the Azns are like the Jews to Americans even though Americans are the largest importers of Azn animu crap.

[edit] Azn Reich Propaganda

Proud Azn Fag Führer believes that he can create a convincing argument by posting the same topics again and again in each board he posts in because repetition is the best way to learn. Once these topics have been sighted be prepared for lulz at all times.

Which any of this cosplayer picture that are photoshoped?
Identical Anime Cosplay :: SUPER AWESOME 10/10 Anime cosplay!
Americans must stop cosplaying anime characters
Tips and Tricks for awesome cosplay [ for females only ]

[edit] The Final Solution to the American Question

“	To any Japanese who read this message : Do not get friendly to any american you met because when you get friendly with them then they will think you like the terrible things [ robbery, racial rape, murder, many other crimes ] those american did to the other Japanese. On other words those american will not have any respect for you or to any other Japanese and will keep on hurting Japanese.	„
—Asian Reich Propaganda

“	To any american who read this message : You american are not Japanese! if you want to hurt, rape or kill then do it to yourself! do not drag any Japanese or anyone else into your insanity or GET OUT FROM JAPAN!!!	„
— Hi, USA, my name is Japan. Let's play World War II. You'll be the Jew and I'll be the Nazi.

“	How to support Japanese independence or how to help to lift Japanese suffering from the american occupation? just stop buying anything what those american make and do not be friendly when you met any of those american anywhere also please spread what you read in here to any peoples you know to gain more supports.	„
—Let's make our own Kristallnacht while we're at it.

“	I think you should not cosplay as Tenten since you will fail doing it, better look for other cosplay. Except if you are an Asian just like the cosplayer girl photo who cosplaying as Tenten you posted.	„
—Proud Azn Fag gives cosplay advice.

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no i do not base my opinion on appearance, i go by the fact that if you read the artyst character information, they will state their character's nationality. solomon was german and jewish

father abel was italian

mello's name was mihail which is european

and all of the characters in Chevarlier de eon are based off of historic french people that actually existed.

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—Shichiyou-Koe digs up the hole of stupidity for Proud Azn Fag.

“	You still don't get it DO YOU? Anyone can say this and that character are from this or that country or but not the character appearance. Or just say even an Asian go to outside of Asia, peoples still know he/she is an Asian even he/she change his nationality. Or here a more simple logic for you, a non Asian using Asian peoples as thier movie actor/actress to play as a non Asian hero or character. Will you call those Asian peoples non Asian or Asian? I'm sure you will call them as Asian even they play as a non Asian characters.	„
—Proud Azn Fag learns how to dig his own holes all by himself so that people don't have to do it for him.

“	you have a horrifically rasict and chaunistic opinion of people and you base your opinion soley on race. that's not fair to others of your own race because they will not veiw it as pride , but instead arrogance to others of other cultures.	„
—Even Nazis had more class than Proud Azn Fag.

“	So saying OUR Anime characters are made based on our [ Asian ] self is racism? oh stop being soo jealous that you can not even use your logic	„
—Proud Azn Fag can dig holes on his own but he's not quite mature enough to attempt arguing yet.

“	Adding country filetring feature on search option This way we can choose from which country the cosplayer we are looking for, I mean such as when we want to see Hinata cosplayer. It is not like the old cosplay.com website option where there are country flags liested on the main website.	„
—Proud Azn Fag attempts to find more lovely Azn girlfriends through Cosplay.com

“	You already created a thread asking for such an option, only it was deleted (by myself) because you asked to see if you could filter out good costumes and not-so-good costumes by country, which people have reported to me about because they're upset about your choice of words. So even though you didn't include those words in this thread, you're probably not going to get your wish to try and filter out costumes by country. Sorry, but no..	„
—Eurobeat King tells him that this isn't eHarmony.com for fangirls and fanboys.